Hello Kitty Monopoly
Due to Hello Kitty’s never ending quest to be a part of anything popular even if it has absolutely nothing to do with Hello Kitty, somewhere, for some unknown reason, somebody got the idea that creating Hello Kitty Monopoly would be a good idea:
There is just something seriously wrong in the world when a classic game allows railroads to become wagons, Boardwalk to become a hair accessory store and all the money to contain images of the evil feline.
It’s always a disaster when Hello Kitty comes out with a version of any game. My wife assumes that because I like games, I should also like games that have been Hello Kittified. Of course, this puts me in a no win situation. If I try to get out of playing the Hello Kitty version of the game by saying that I don’t like that particular game, then I can never play that game again (and if I have already let it be known I like the game, this isn’t even an option) without the threat of ending up on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag. The other option is playing the Hello Kitty version which usually means suffering through several hours of pain more awful than slowly having your fingernails ripped from your hands with pliers — which pretty much sums up what it’s like living in Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by Jen who should have to play Hello Kitty Monopoly 24/7 for the rest of the year for ever thinking for a minute that sending this to me could be a good idea…
Update: One would assume that one Hello Kitty monopoly game would be enough, but obviously the evil feline would disagree:
Sent in by Friedrich
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Posted: July 30th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Games, Hello Kitty Toys.
Comments: 32
Comments
#1 Comment from Marlene
Time: July 30, 2009, 1:46 am
First!!!!!!!!!!
#2 Comment from Jay.
Time: July 30, 2009, 1:46 am
wow. That’s just too much HK.
#3 Comment from Sharon
Time: July 30, 2009, 1:49 am
I just hope that’s the Junior Monopoly version. Good freakin’ God these people have NO. SHAME.
#4 Comment from Rhianimator
Time: July 30, 2009, 6:10 am
This is just an excuse for them to print HK money as they’ve always wanted to do. After all, there are already HK credit cards out there.
#5 Comment from edward
Time: July 30, 2009, 7:02 am
too… much… pink… and I live in Disney Princess Hell (21 year old roommate loves them and all things Disney, so I also live with two Zac Efron cutouts in my living room).
#6 Comment from Anna
Time: July 30, 2009, 8:21 am
@Sharon – it is the junior version and it’s in Japanese! :O
#7 Comment from Liz
Time: July 30, 2009, 8:25 am
They don’t even have a jail corner! I loved that corner, man!
#8 Comment from Found in Yonkers
Time: July 30, 2009, 9:37 am
My brother’s girlfriend (and me) are big Hello Kitty freaks. He HATES HK, so I have to buy this for his girlfriend for Christmas to make his life utterly miserable. Thank you for giving me an idea to tease my little brother with. ^_^
#9 Comment from Kitty
Time: July 30, 2009, 10:09 am
Yeah but thats cos you are a sister, and our role in life is to make our male siblings lives hell. However come on! HK monopoly? He’ll murder you, or really let fly and then you will suffer cruel and unusual pain. and to be honest I’ll be giving him an alibi.
Sheesh this is jus hideous. Any female over the age of 7 who goes ‘I WANT!’ needs a full lobotomy. *shudders in horror*
#10 Comment from Babsiegirl
Time: July 30, 2009, 10:58 am
You and your wife should seek marriage counseling. Seriously.
#11 Comment from danigirl
Time: July 30, 2009, 12:32 pm
not cool
#12 Comment from wondering
Time: July 30, 2009, 1:57 pm
2 Found in Yonkers AND kitty: You sure deserve to have your own lives made hell by your brothers in return.
#13 Comment from JESSICA
Time: July 30, 2009, 4:05 pm
I MUST HAVE THIS
#14 Comment from Redd
Time: July 30, 2009, 5:44 pm
Well, look at it this way, if you play long enough, Hello Kitty will end up in jail!
#15 Comment from darlene
Time: July 30, 2009, 8:16 pm
It’s plain stupid to complain about this. Given a choice, everyone would rather play the Hello Kitty version because it is so much cuter and fun to look at. I’m sure that this version will soon become more popular than the regular version since it appeals to so many more people. You just can’t stand that when Hello Kitty comes to help out other things that those things instantly become popular and sell a lot. It shows how out of touch you are and why everyone should ignore your ignorant opinion. I bet you haven’t even played this game to see how fun it is before saying how bad it is. That shows how biased and dishonest your are!!
#16 Comment from Helena
Time: July 30, 2009, 8:22 pm
LOL, Darlene. LOL.
#17 Comment from acton
Time: July 30, 2009, 10:41 pm
With so many version of Monoply out there, Hello Kitty Monoply I find this post a big whoop-de-do.
I play Hello Kitty Monopoly in your direction owning Boardwalk, Kentucky Ave and North Carolina Ave–all with Hotels.
#18 Comment from angelica
Time: July 31, 2009, 3:02 am
Does Darlene work for Sanrio??????? Otherwise I can’t understand why she would think that more people would buy kittified monopoly. Isn’t the ordinary monopoly the worldwide best selling board game of all time?
#19 Comment from Gail
Time: July 31, 2009, 8:18 am
I wonder if Darlene has ever gotten laid?
#20 Comment from Kitty
Time: July 31, 2009, 10:42 am
No.
@ wondering: My brothers and I get along Ok as we all know the rules: don’t piss each other off deliberately by buying something like this crap.
#21 Comment from Hello Kitty
Time: July 31, 2009, 3:34 pm
Yes…YES! MONEY IN MY IMAGE! MWAHAHAHAHA! >:)
#22 Comment from Fanboy Wife
Time: August 1, 2009, 1:02 am
Did anyone else hear about the Michigan man jailed for assaulting another person while playing Monopoly? The news didn’t say if it was the Hello Kitty version or not…
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#24 Comment from rnd
Time: August 3, 2009, 11:07 am
The ordinary Monopoly Jr. is based on an amusement park theme. So much better than HK.
P.S. Does anyone actually enjoy playing Monopoly? I mean a ’till only one person’s left standing.
#25 Comment from Lynn
Time: August 4, 2009, 7:48 pm
The game is cute but not a “must have” and who indeed in their right mind has ever enjoyed Monopoly ? I’d rather get a root canal then suffer thru hours of greed, posturing and cheating on an epic scale. Whenever we mention playing it in our family, everyone decides they want to play Scrabble, Clue or Balderdash instead and I am frankly relieved every time !
I got a big laugh out of Edward’s comment on living with the Disney Princess stuff ! Hang tough buddy !
#26 Comment from lilly
Time: August 7, 2009, 9:42 pm
omgsh! i must find this game for my friend – she LOVES hk 
#27 Comment from maria
Time: August 8, 2009, 8:12 am
my friend has that
#28 Comment from April
Time: August 27, 2009, 5:11 am
It’s too cute! I want to buy it ! I’ll tell my friends ! I think they found it , they’ll say:”Hello Kitty Hell is too too too…… funny!”
#29 Comment from Emma
Time: July 25, 2010, 10:43 am
I got a link for this with my regular Sanrio.com e-mails and BEGGED my honey to let me have it….didn’t work. So gotta finance it on my own.
#30 Comment from jaiRo – @SugahBoogah
Time: July 30, 2010, 2:44 pm
Wow that’s awesome! I hate monopoly! Whenever people want to play its annoying cause everyone complains and cheats and ruin it for everyone when they are losing and ahhhhh I hate that game sooo freaken much…
I think I’ve only lost 1 game of monopoly, it was the only time I wanted to play and I only rolled 1s and 3s I never made it around the board once…
But every other time I’ve one out of spite for being forced to play and everyone gets all pissy my brother threw money at me someone got punched idk its a hateful game so I’m going to buy this version and only agree to play monopoly if its the hello kitty version and then nobody will have fun
#31 Comment from hello bunny
Time: August 2, 2010, 2:38 pm
i wish all money had hello kittys face on it 
#32 Comment from yeli
Time: August 2, 2010, 4:25 pm
this one cute…UGH T_T i’m sucked to hk fandom again
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