Hello Kitty Hell

#1 Comment from andophiroxia
Time: June 27, 2008, 8:41 am

Wow. That’s emasculation right there.

If she makes you sleep in it, be sure to fart in it.

A lot.

Make sure you eat plenty of cheeseburgers and spicy food to ensure the staying power of the stench.

#2 Comment from Lulu
Time: June 27, 2008, 9:05 am

I don’t know if it would be worth it. Can you imagine what would happen Mr HKH followed through…?

#3 Comment from andophiroxia
Time: June 27, 2008, 9:14 am

His wife won’t ruin another sleeping bag to ‘discipline’ him anymore?

But then if Mr. HKH is willing to go all out er… chemical warfare… then there would be no issue.

#4 Comment from shadowdragon
Time: June 27, 2008, 9:30 am

If anyone ever tried to ‘discipline’ me by forcing me to vacate my bed for the simple reason that I said something negative about a MARKETING PRODUCT, I’d be showing them my car keys and split.

#5 Comment from The Doctor
Time: June 27, 2008, 9:41 am

At least you can vent your frustrations by punching HK repeatedly in the face. If your wife complains, just tell her that you’re trying to “adjust” the “pillow” that HK’s head provides.

#6 Comment from The Doctor
Time: June 27, 2008, 9:43 am

Shadow Dragon, I suspect that Mr. HKH may have considered that option. Remember, however, that if that happened then Kitty would have won! Kitty would have triumphed over Mr. & Mrs. HKH’s marriage, demonstrating that she is even more powerful! We can’t let that happen!

Mr. HKH, I truly pity you. I am _so_ glad that my daughter rapidly out-grew Kitty, though at times I miss my “little girl”.

#7 Comment from moriyah
Time: June 27, 2008, 9:55 am

To be a woman and sleep in pink I understand… to be a man to sleep in pink; that means there wasn’t something else available. To be a man and sleep in a pink HK sleeping bag with kitty head? Pure torture. You must REALLY LOVE your wife HKH. Truly and totally love your wife. Or your a masochist.

#8 Comment from Stratagemini
Time: June 27, 2008, 10:17 am

The Design amuses me. Especially how it Rolls up and has the Face of Pure Evil staring at you. You must rest your head on Hello Kittty’s face. I must say. that head pillow doesn’t look comfortable at all, nor adequate to hold an entire head.

#9 Comment from Kisa
Time: June 27, 2008, 11:25 am

I’d take the advice to fart in it, A LOT.
And maybe drool all over the kitty head so that it gets all crusty and your wife gets appalled and dismayed. Perhaps if you eat some really bean filled dish, you can make it stink so bas she wont allow you in it anymore.

still, I could NEVER put up with such an obsession!

#10 Comment from MargieJ11
Time: June 27, 2008, 11:37 am

adopt a pet skunk and let it sleep with you on the sleeping bag nights! all of the other nights, it can have the whole hello kitty room to itself! i’m sure your wife could find a hello kitty pet crate!

#11 Comment from Meredith
Time: June 27, 2008, 11:41 am

Looks perfect for drooling on in your sleep.

#12 Comment from Sierradragon
Time: June 27, 2008, 12:36 pm

ok, at this point I have to ask: why do YOU have to sleep on the couch if the wife throws a fit? I have never got that (not that I will have to deal with that but still…)

#13 Comment from Acton
Time: June 27, 2008, 2:11 pm

strange, it does not look like a dog house. A a figure of speech you seem are familiar with.

#14 Comment from ghost
Time: June 27, 2008, 2:22 pm

wow, have you ever considered just going on a mad rampage and burning all of this crap? true your wife may slit your throat in the night with an hk butterknife, but in my book, it’d be worth it

#15 Comment from Puppy
Time: June 27, 2008, 8:56 pm

I suggest you accidently rip the pillow head off XD

#16 Comment from Heilo Kitler
Time: June 28, 2008, 5:07 am

Purfect for the Kitty Fuhrer bunker!

#17 Comment from Alex
Time: June 28, 2008, 9:32 am

Hump the kitty head in front of her and say that you’re SO into HK now.

#18 Comment from Tyra
Time: June 28, 2008, 11:51 am

i love that sleeping bag. is it adult size?

it instantly made me laugh (out loud) imagining you sleeping in it.

sorry for your grief, but…whoo-hoo! hello kitty rules!!!!

#19 Comment from Alfred
Time: June 28, 2008, 1:54 pm

NEVER too thin,too rich or too many Hello Kitty items!

#20 Comment from Miss Ashley
Time: June 29, 2008, 3:44 pm

BUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve rea dur other blogs and im sorry to laugh at the fact that u got a BRAND SPANKING NEW ONE to sleep in is so unbareably funny LOL im sorry that u have to sleep in this but HEY atleast u have a nice place to rest ur head

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

#21 Comment from cornflower
Time: June 29, 2008, 4:49 pm

looks comfortable, lol.

#22 Comment from Madame Pika
Time: June 30, 2008, 9:14 am

is it a nice warm sleeping bag or havn’t you tried it out yet?

#23 Comment from The Doctor
Time: June 30, 2008, 11:33 am

Why does _he_ end up sleeping on the sofa? Because a proper gentleman would not banish his wife from the bed, and would instead take upon himself the discomfort of sleeping on the sofa.

Mr. HKH clearly suffers significantly out of his great love for Mrs. HKH. I feel sorry for him, but I also admire his reserve and his devotion to his wife. I’m sure even Mr. HKH has a breaking point, and it is clear that his is far past what mine would have been in similar circumstances.

Mr. HKH, I salute you. You are a better man than I.

#24 Comment from Nami
Time: June 30, 2008, 9:03 pm

sooooo, do you sleep on your stomach or on your back in this thing? because well you know….the head position on the hello kitty head… lol

#25 Comment from rubee
Time: July 2, 2008, 11:02 am

omg, tis hello kitty sleeping bag is cute n well designed…with the hello kitty head as the pillow..LOL!

#26 Comment from Tibz
Time: July 5, 2008, 1:23 am

And here we have proof that Mr HKH does love his wife. Why else would someone put up with an obsession this big?

#27 Comment from mhkitty
Time: July 6, 2008, 8:13 pm

@Alex… I swear that has to be the FUNNIEST things I’ve seen yet…humping the sleeping bag head….GENIUS!!!
(tears rolling down face with laughter, at thought of grown man acting like a dog and humping pillow…)

#28 Comment from kittycrusher
Time: July 6, 2008, 9:45 pm

Mr. HKH you are a pussy whipped guy. OR should it be ‘kitty whipped’ guy? XD

Thanks for providing the laughs and all, but sometimes you need to say ‘no’ and stand up to your woman once in a while, or else she won’t respect you at all.

You need to draw the line somewhere, or else in future she’ll take you from behind with a HK strap-on, or cheat with a man cosplayed as ‘Dear Daniel’.

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#30 Comment from Liz
Time: July 27, 2008, 6:50 pm

Ah, I truly respect you, sir. Only true love for your wife would keep you with her through all she’s put you through. I salute you! More women deserve more husbands as truely loving as you.

#31 Comment from jay
Time: August 6, 2008, 6:24 am

all i can say is…

u realli love ur wife (which is very sweet as not many guys *males around my life*can ever put up with my hello kitty love….)

so not saying neything else, but i must say you must be a wonderful husband… ^^

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#33 Comment from Mike
Time: December 24, 2008, 11:31 pm

WOW! That may be the cutest thing ever! A built in pillow; I’d say I am suprised, but I am not. The Genius of Sanrio and teh Hello Kitty developers knows no bounds.

#34 Comment from Liz S.
Time: December 29, 2008, 2:14 pm

Hmmm… I wonder if there’s a death sleeping bag like that?

#35 Comment from STACInotSCENE
Time: March 9, 2009, 6:44 pm

thats how hello kitty can rape uO_O

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#38 Comment from lauren
Time: July 5, 2009, 12:04 am

I totally respect you and the fact that you love your wife and that’s why you put up with her obsession with HK. But as a woman, I would never even think of doing that to a man, and especially not ordering him to sleep on the couch in a sleeping bag made for an 8 year old. I’ve discussed your website with a male friend, and we both agree on this. We hope you’re getting some bonkers, off the wall, crazy sex in return for all this. If not, it just doesn’t seem worth it.

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#41 Comment from Emily
Time: August 27, 2009, 4:16 am

Thats okay, just refuse to sleep with a blanket.
Sleep without a blanket, and keep warm with an open fire…powered by a little evil feline sleeping bag…

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#44 Comment from Angel
Time: October 5, 2009, 8:29 pm

i want that… where do you get it?

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