Hello Kitty Plush !?
There seems to be a growing trend of Hello Kitty fanatics that not only get joy out of the torment detailed on the blog, but also in getting me in trouble with my wife. An email with the title “Hello Kitty plush” arrived in my email box and I made the bad assumption there would be nothing to worry about. So when my wife asked to see it, I didn’t even hesitate. Who would have guessed this would be the photo:
wife: “Who is that?”
me: I have no idea! (thinking: “uh oh, this is not going to end well…”)
wife: “If you have no idea, why is she sending you photos?”
me: I have no idea! (thinking: “note to self: never, ever open another Hello Kitty photo email in front of wife before having seen it myself.”)
wife: “That doesn’t make sense. Girls don’t just send photos like that to people they don’t know.”
me: Yes, they do! What about this and this? (realising: “uh oh – I just won the battle, but lost the war”)
wife: Eyebrow raised, hands now on hips. “Why do you still have those photos?”
me: Attempting to salvage anything at this point: “No, no – those photos were used for the blog. I didn’t keep them.” (thinking: “note to self: Seriously – never, EVER open another Hello Kitty photo email in front of wife before having seen it myself.”)
wife: Foot beginning to tap, eyebrows in higher arch: “That sure is a convenient excuse. Are you saying that you can’t see them on the blog?”
me: Continuing to dig a deeper hole for myself. “Yes…no…wait.”
wife: silence but for her tapping foot.
me: “…” (thinking: “Ride out the silence. Keep quiet. No reason to take the shovel out of my hand and start using a backhoe”)
wife: Arms now folded. Foot still tapping. “So, are you going to delete this or are you going to blog about this?”
So here I sit, on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag, typing out this post. Was there ever any doubt it could end any other way in Hello Kitty Hell?
Sent in by anonymous who I would wish the complete wrath of Hello Kitty Hell upon as punishment if I had any idea who it was…
Posted: September 24th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Sex.
Comments: 32
Comments
Comment from Tansy
Time: September 24, 2009, 12:59 am
Why are you still married to her?????a
Comment from Glyn
Time: September 24, 2009, 1:18 am
hahaha don’t worry, I think all females would react that same way 
In a week or so she’ll stop nagging about it, and your only hell than will be still having to live with 20.46979.6867 hello kitties, and keep getting them in your inbox ^^
come to think of it, you might never escape from hellish situations 
Comment from The Kittynator
Time: September 24, 2009, 1:39 am
That’s what I’m wondering as well.
Soon, his tombstone will have Hello Kitty on it and no way to get out of this nightmare.
Comment from Leanan
Time: September 24, 2009, 1:55 am
The question is not why he’s married to her, it’s obvious he loves her very much. The question is, why are people trying to get his wife jealous by sending him photos like this? It’s really childish. If you think it’s funny to send a married guy photos of yourself wearing almost nothing and put innocent titles on them so he’d open them in his wife’s presence… you’re a sad, pathetic, twisted person who probably doesn’t have any friends.
Comment from lis
Time: September 24, 2009, 3:16 am
wow they might be out to get you
Comment from Bunny
Time: September 24, 2009, 3:35 am
The person who sent the photo is such a bitch. This was obviously a ploy to get you in trouble. However. I have to admit, those are some killer shoes.
Comment from Kelly
Time: September 24, 2009, 4:59 am
Your wife knows all about this blog and she knows about previous sexy photos, so why is she still getting all bent out of shape? This photo is rather tame anyway-how about showing her the hello kitty comic con pasties or whatever the hell that was a while ago and then maybe she’ll believe that people are freaks that will do just about anything to get attention.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: September 24, 2009, 5:45 am
My question is more “Why is Mrs HKH getting so bent out of shape about risque photos when she’s married to a guy who’s utterly crazy about her?”
Comment from caryn
Time: September 24, 2009, 6:02 am
The problem with not opening HKH e-mail in front of wife before previewing is that if Mrs. HKH asks to see something that you haven’t opened yet and you refuse, you are still in the HKH sleeping bag.
Comment from HKL
Time: September 24, 2009, 6:39 am
I don’t see why your wife is even bothered about this.
She obviously doesn’t trust you.
Wow, someones legs?
I don’t see what the problem is, it’s obviously someone sending something for hello kitty hell.
The reason you haven’t deleted them?
Maybe you couldn’t be bothered? Maybe you wanted to save them to mention in other blogs?
Comment from Jenny
Time: September 24, 2009, 8:24 am
Ten bucks it’s Darlene.
Comment from acton
Time: September 24, 2009, 8:42 am
I wish your wife was more understanding, this is going to happen to you being a target of Hello Kitty fans. Still why not delete the photos rather than blogging about them.
Comment from Savage2003
Time: September 24, 2009, 9:51 am
My thought exactly Jenny.
Comment from vonnegut_fan
Time: September 24, 2009, 11:29 am
Re: Jenny @ 8:24am. I could certainly see Darlene wanting to get him in trouble, but my guess is there is no way in hell (even Hello Kitty Hell) she is that hot, or even remotely hot. I’m thinking more of a crazy cat-lady look (no pun intended).
Comment from Liz
Time: September 24, 2009, 1:18 pm
Okay, what group of over-obsessed creeps are trying to mess with this poor guy’s love life?! I mean, seriously! Is this darlene in the pic or what?
Comment from Meryat
Time: September 25, 2009, 6:38 am
Um… guys… meta-game here for a while. How likely *is* this scenario? Ever here of a fictional premise? Or, er, creative writing? 
Comment from Min
Time: September 25, 2009, 10:49 am
There are so many comments I could make here..
Comment from Mandarin Kitten
Time: September 25, 2009, 4:13 pm
XD Jenny is getting somewhere, but i doubt darlene would send him that cuz those are obviously not her legs, they are too sexy and pretty…
I feel for ya Mr. HKH
Comment from Emily
Time: September 26, 2009, 4:14 am
I loled at “ten bucks its darlene” Lol.
ANYWAY.
The wife annoys me…not because she is getting angry at seeing them ((though that is a pain, why do women act up like that? it’s just the internet)) But has she not GRASPED the concept of the fact that, wait a minuite, you hate hello kitty.
Shes obsessed with it.
And you still stick around though this godawfull obsession of hers, and the repeated, unnecessary punishments she gives you.
OH
BUT WAIT.
YOU SAW SOMEONES -LEGS- ((Dun dun duun! legs! THAT IS SO PORNOGRAPHIIIC!))
That must totally mean that you dont love her, or whatever the reason she has to actually get upset that you are lookign at some random womans LEGS.
Seriously.
ut heck. if it were me, i’d just say “Hey, its the internet. you’ve used it. I dont deserve to be punished for that. “
Comment from kittyluv
Time: September 26, 2009, 6:23 am
The plush is cute.
Comment from acton
Time: September 26, 2009, 6:39 am
If that Darline and of age she got a nice bod.
Comment from SHEENA
Time: September 26, 2009, 1:45 pm
LMAO. Glad my hubby doesn’t have a blog. Girls will do anything to get attention. lol
Comment from SHEENA
Time: September 26, 2009, 1:49 pm
I have one thing to say people… this is a blog and things can be written out of proportion. This probably did not even happen with his wife but wanted to add a bit of drama to his writing. lol
Comment from Kevin J. Weise
Time: September 27, 2009, 8:00 am
It could have been worse. At least her legs weren’t WIDE OPEN.
Comment from SHEENA
Time: September 27, 2009, 2:30 pm
lol@kevin
Comment from Michele
Time: September 27, 2009, 11:55 pm
I am a woman and even I think she was acting childish. Way to overreact.
Comment from lindsa
Time: September 28, 2009, 1:47 pm
Your wife sounds lovely.
Comment from allie
Time: September 30, 2009, 12:48 pm
is anyone else getting the feeling that sometimes his stories just seem to fake? maybe its just me
Comment from leslie
Time: October 1, 2009, 11:53 am
this is why men think women are nuts
Comment from MandaB
Time: October 5, 2009, 7:54 am
You’re wife is acting like an immature turd. Dropkick-a-gogo!
Pingback from Hello Kitty Bra and Panties – Hello Kitty Hell
Time: October 8, 2009, 1:03 pm
[...] another attempt to get me in trouble with my wife (which has unfortunately succeeded), I am now officially not allowed to look at any [...]
Comment from Ku
Time: October 15, 2009, 10:31 am
My question is who is dumb enough to ask why you are still married to your wife. Because, you love the person not their possessions. Even if she does know about the other pics anyone can have a weak moment. Marriage isn’t easy, it’s work. If they can survive Hk they can survive the silly people who send oddly provocative Hk photos as well. Besides hubands and wives tease eachothet all the time. It’s a fun blog, have fun!^^
Write a comment