Hello Kitty Hey Baby Panties
It’s not often that I get in trouble for looking at Hello Kitty stuff (my wife usually dreams that I would be willing to do this), but that is exactly what happened when she saw me looking at this email showing off Hello Kitty “Hey Baby” panties:

There is really not that much more I can say other than my wife’s rule of “If it is Hello Kitty, then it’s okay” apparently means something completely different than I thought it did…
Sent in by Darcy who deserves some kind of unspeakable punishment for getting me banished to the couch and Hello Kitty sleeping bag for the next few days…
Posted: June 12th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex.
Comments: 41
Comments
#1 Comment from isabelle
Time: June 12, 2009, 3:34 pm
Omg thats icky
yay first comment8-)
#2 Comment from Rusty
Time: June 12, 2009, 3:49 pm
Nice one lmao
second comment !
#3 Comment from sansicarus
Time: June 12, 2009, 4:57 pm
These are wrong. Grown women should not be wearing panties meant for pre-teens, and grown men shouldn’t have to look at them.
#4 Comment from darlene
Time: June 12, 2009, 5:29 pm
This post is so typical and shows how clueless you really are! It’s a wonder that your wife didn’t kick you out of the house. It isn’t the Hello Kitty panties that upset her, but the way that they were displayed. You weren’t admiring Hello Kitty as you should have been. This post proves that you are hopeless and have no understanding of what Hello Kitty is really about.
#5 Comment from Acton
Time: June 12, 2009, 5:54 pm
” men shouldn’t have to look at them.”
with a bod like that speak for your self.
#6 Comment from Gabrielle
Time: June 12, 2009, 6:53 pm
I’m a huge Hello Kitty fan, but even I have my limits. Last week my grandmother gave me a pair of Hello Kitty bikini panties. I thanked her and promptly threw them into the back of my closet..I never want to meet a person over 7 who would actually wear those..
#7 Comment from Gail
Time: June 12, 2009, 6:53 pm
Hey, why are they blue and not pink?
#8 Comment from danigirl
Time: June 12, 2009, 8:56 pm
yeah darlene because with a nice booty like that, a male would TOTALLY be looking at HK
#9 Comment from ama
Time: June 12, 2009, 11:26 pm
.. i wish my butt looked like that!
#10 Comment from RenaissanceGrrl
Time: June 13, 2009, 12:02 am
The creepy part here is that it says “hey BABY” and I think the HK and Dear Daniel pictured there are actually babies. If anything, this should be on maternity or babies’ clothing, not on “sexy” underwear!
#11 Comment from Magic Smoothie
Time: June 13, 2009, 11:27 am
@danigirl: Ugh, I’m so tired of people saying that guys being pervs is A-ok because “They can’t help themselves!” Tbh, though, I I was looking at her butt more than the panties, and I’m a girl.
@Mr. HKH: Could you please put an NSFW warning on posts like this?
#12 Comment from Indiana
Time: June 13, 2009, 9:06 pm
@ darlene,
“You weren’t admiring Hello Kitty as you should have been. ”
Maybe that’s because he doesn’t LIKE hello kitty?!
That 1 line had so much fail. Seriously.
I would buy those though. I reckon those look cute.
#13 Comment from danigirl
Time: June 13, 2009, 10:03 pm
@MagicSmoothie I’m a girl too and don’t deny my bf the right to look at good lookin gals, its only natural and there isn’t anything wrong with it as long as they don’t cheat
#14 Comment from Kitty
Time: June 14, 2009, 10:25 am
Nowt wrong with looking, he touches however he gets his bits cut off.
And I really wish my arse was that pert. Cow.
Darlene? Are you actually human? Cos I’ve just read a story about Roswell and it may have been a balloon from the US Army that crashed, and it showed a dead alien, and I swear it said ‘This is Darlene’ in the description.
Seriously though, are you human?
#15 Comment from isabelle
Time: June 14, 2009, 12:53 pm
@magic smoothie
what does nsfw stand for???
#16 Comment from Acton
Time: June 14, 2009, 5:49 pm
@isabelle
Not Safe for Work, it means one may not want to browse this entry on a company’s computer at work.
#17 Comment from krysten
Time: June 14, 2009, 9:33 pm
you see darlene, you have it all wrong. i myself am a hello kitty fanatic but i am also one of the few who see her for what she really is. you, apparently, do not. let me fill you in, as anyone who truly loves hk should know this:
hello kitty is merely outwardly cute. inside, she is evil. plain and simple. she is the ultimate princess of deception. Some hate her for this, but it is actually what makes me love her.
if you are really niave, you may argue this fact. However, a true hello kitty fanatic, who really knows hk, would be enlightened.
#18 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: June 15, 2009, 1:10 am
Not a lof of point in an NSFW warning when the pic appears on the home page (so before you could see the warning).
And yes I was checking out the same thing as at least half the other posters (not the underwear but what it’s stretched around)!
#19 Comment from Acton
Time: June 15, 2009, 12:50 pm
Kitteh!!
He could put the picture under a cut.
#20 Comment from Hime
Time: June 15, 2009, 5:09 pm
Meh, they’re cute. I wouldn’t exactly wear them to work but if I’m hanging out around my own place, I like cutesy underwear and pjs and such.
There’s also the school girl fetish it appeals to, so some wives/girlfriends/what have you would be doing a solid to their significant others.
However, looking at taut 19 year old booty that does not belong to your wife will always get you relegated to the couch, whether Hello Kitty’s stamped on or not. It’s a raw deal, I feel your pain.
#21 Comment from Satan wears pink
Time: June 16, 2009, 9:29 am
I feel like a pediphile just for looking at the picture. I feel dirty.
#22 Comment from Kitty
Time: June 16, 2009, 11:14 am
I just think she’s a bitch, but then I’m female
#23 Comment from Kira =]
Time: June 17, 2009, 8:14 am
Man, you can’t win for losing. sorry
#24 Comment from marishka
Time: June 23, 2009, 2:40 pm
Does anyone else here think that maybe Darlene was posting tongue-in-cheek? Anyone? Show of hands?
That being said, this HKH post is something I can get behind!
#25 Comment from Acton
Time: June 25, 2009, 10:46 am
@marishka
Yes I not sure she is a troll or just doing a caricature of a fanatical Hello Kitty fan.
#26 Comment from Liz
Time: June 25, 2009, 10:11 pm
Hey, it’s not your fault people send you the HK equivalent of soft-core porn! Eesh, stuff like that should be photographed on the model…
#27 Comment from Aaron
Time: June 27, 2009, 4:29 am
I think ol darlene, needs a refill on those meds!
#28 Comment from C
Time: July 1, 2009, 1:30 pm
Darlene is the best troll ever.
anyway.
It is strange how a grown woman would wear this. I should examine this picture more closely.
#29 Comment from Bj
Time: July 7, 2009, 5:25 pm
well ive been floating round this site for what a good 20 minutes and i think this is the best photo ever on this site anyway but im a 17 year old male who thinks with his pants and to darlene im quite the snappy dresser although when i put my shirt on in the morning i always have trouble puttin my leg through the sleeve
on a side note i feel way sorry for you man and that hello kitty sleepin bag dont look comfy you gota love that shealia though if you put up with all this
#30 Comment from DMZ
Time: July 14, 2009, 11:22 am
The pic looks like it was taken out of a Japanese girlie mag or a gravure book.
#31 Comment from loraven888
Time: July 16, 2009, 12:20 pm
@DMZ
totaly agree!!
take it from the girl who is WAYYYY too obsesed with japanese culture, anime, manga, fashon, music, etc….
although i would totaly wear thouse pantys!!!
gota love the cutesie
#32 Comment from gothchiq
Time: July 17, 2009, 7:00 am
Well if they made my ass-ets look like that I’d buy them. lol
#33 Comment from gothchiq
Time: July 17, 2009, 7:04 am
BJ, honey, don’t think with your *pants*… the junk that’s inside works much better.
think about it. When your pants go into the washer, and the spin cycle starts, if you are thinking with the pants, you’re going to end up dizzy, nauseated, and totally confused. Better to use something that stays with you at all times!
Darlene, you’re almost funny. Work on your material a bit more.
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#35 Comment from Sarah
Time: August 12, 2009, 12:30 pm
I love these panties, I’m a grown woman and would wear them! Wives and/or girlfriends need to get their panties untwisted if they get in a huge huff over their significant other looking at a picture such as this when it’s something they’re thinking about 24/7 anyway and its probably hardly ever yours. Also, H&M at least in Germany sells a great Hello Kitty line of clothing, socks and undergarments
#36 Comment from KittyFreak
Time: August 20, 2009, 9:29 pm
Where can i buy them? Seriously!
#37 Comment from Heather
Time: September 11, 2009, 4:03 pm
This looks very much to me like a Japanese house and a Japanese school-girl uniform. She’s probably a teenager, which is a double-edged sword – not sooooo weird that she’s wearing HK underwear because she’s not the ‘grown woman’ mentioned earlier, but creepy because it obviously is and is meant to be a sexy picture.
#38 Comment from Aly
Time: September 12, 2009, 2:03 pm
haha i think these are really cute. But im a teenager soo…and anyway i dont care if older women wana wear this kinda underwear. I mean as long as there not trying to seduce someone while wearing them (now that would be stupid) who cares. I think there funny and cute
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#40 Comment from miss_diss
Time: September 28, 2009, 4:13 am
I like them, would seriously want to grab that as !!
#41 Comment from Heather
Time: October 23, 2009, 9:20 pm
Seriously.
I wish I had those!
You really think that no one over 7 should wear hello kitty panties??
I have 3 pairs of Hello Kitty Panties!!!! and My boyfriend thinks they are amazingly hot!! (just saying)
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