Hello Kitty Skis
My wife loves to head to the mountains in winter because she has this horrendous Hello Kitty snowboard set-up (she doesn’t actually snowboard much, but she sure does enjoy sitting at the bar in her Hello Kitty outfit), but she has never really wanted to ski. Of course, that was until the evil feline introduced these Hello Kitty skis by Victoria Couture:
Now my wife has a keen interest in skiing and thinks that these skis would make a perfect pair to buy in order to support her now found passion for the sport. Of course, this “sport” is not skiing, but the sport of placing the skis in a strategic position so that all can see them when she points out the bar window. And the sport of making me carry them around so that the skis don’t ruin her Hello Kitty ski bar lounging outfit. See, there is still Hello Kitty Hell even when snow is falling all around…
Sent in by Clément (via liberation)
Update: You knew that Hello Kitty could never stop with just the Victoria Couture skis and would also produce a Victoria Couture snowboard to match because the evil feline knows that all Hello Kitty fanatics would need both…
Sent in by plavlet
Posted: October 12th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Sports.
Comments: 10
Comments
Comment from danigirl
Time: October 12, 2009, 1:15 am
first post yay!!!!
Comment from tiffany
Time: October 12, 2009, 1:39 am
i dont mind owning one of those hello kitty skis. it would be awesome if they carry the same designs for snowboards.
Comment from Rhianimator
Time: October 12, 2009, 5:55 am
Just confirms my long held opinion that only insane people fall down mountains on pieces of wood… er…ski. I’ve been taken skiing twice for my birthday and both occasions were unmitigated disasters. HK skis would have just made it that much worse. Which also goes to show that no matter how bad things are, HK can add to it.
Comment from Meryat
Time: October 12, 2009, 8:00 am
You’re more likely to get your legs broken with these. They’re infused with Ohell Kitty’s Extra Feline Evil!
Comment from Sharon
Time: October 12, 2009, 10:29 am
It may snow in Hello Kitty Hell. You can at least console yourself thinking at least the snowflakes aren’t millions of tiny little Hello Kitty heads.
Comment from Liz
Time: October 12, 2009, 2:01 pm
Skiing’s way too hard anyway.
Comment from danigirl
Time: October 13, 2009, 10:30 pm
awww Liz you should try snowboarding…but you really have to want it
Comment from tiffany
Time: October 17, 2009, 11:57 am
ohh yay snowboards ;]
Comment from danigirl
Time: October 19, 2009, 9:58 am
ugh I bet that snowboard is crap to ride
Comment from LYNN
Time: November 18, 2009, 3:03 pm
I WANT THAT SNOWBOARD SOO BAD!! IVE BEEN SEARCHING EVERYWHERE TO FIND ONE!! IF ANYONE KNOWS WHERE I CAN PURCHASE ONE PLLLLEASE LET ME KNO!!!
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