Free Hello Kitty Toaster
Hello Kitty Hell took a major step down into the depths this past week which I never anticipated. I received an email from my parents in the US saying that a packaged addressed to a “Mrs. Hello Kitty Hell” arrived at their house and they wanted to know if I had any idea what it was about (they had no idea that I even wrote this blog). I instantly knew that whatever was going on, it was not going to be good.
After a few emails back and forth and having my parents open up the package, it was determined that some unknown person (the note inside only said “Some gifts for you” and was not signed by anyone) had sent my wife a rather large package of Hello Kitty crap, but had made the mistake of thinking that my parent’s US address was our address. This makes me want to ask a couple of questions to the sender:
1. If you have been reading this blog, what on earth makes you think that my wife needs any more Hello Kitty crap?
2. Isn’t it just a bit creepy and stalker-like that you decided to try and track down my address instead of just asking? (although had you asked, I would have refused to give it out)
Since there is absolutely no way I am going to let any of this stuff end up in my wife’s already far too large Hello Kitty collection, it’s your lucky day. I’m simply going to give away everything in the package before my wife gets a chance to lay claim to it. While I’m still trying to figure out exactly what was in the package (my parents have no idea what some of the stuff is since some of it has foreign writing on it, but they should be sending me photos shortly), there is no doubt that a Hello Kitty toaster was part of the package. I think it is best to get rid of it as quickly as possible.
If you would like to enter the contest for the free Hello Kitty toaster, simply leave a comment below. One entry per person, so please don’t leave multiple comments.
I will have a random number generated for the comments. I will have a random number generated for all the comments left below. The person’s comment that matches the number will receive the toaster, which will be sent out by my parents. I will put up the rest of the Hello Kitty crap from the box once I get photos and know what it is that needs to be given away. While I truly hope that someone that dislikes the evil feline wins and then takes the time to show how they destroy the Hello Kitty toaster, even if it goes to a fanatic it is better than it landing back at my house and in my wife’s collection…
The contest starts now and will end at 3:00 pm eastern (2:00 central, 1:00 mountain and 12:00 pacific) on Wednesday November 4th. Open to anyone living anywhere in the world except anyone living at my address in Japan 
Update: The contest has ended and we have a winner:
#20 on the list is Lauren who I shall be emailing shortly. Congrats and I’m happy it will be going to your house instead of mine!
Update: For all of you that lost, this little tidbit may make you feel a little better:
I recently read your blog post about your wife’s mysterious toaster (weird but that’s not why I am emailing you). I have a couple of small hello kitty things like some pens and a mouse pad so my friends think I love it (they should meet your wife) a lot. They bought me that same toaster from target for Christmas and a month after I got the damn thing it had an electrical malfunction and almost set my kitchen on fire! — Kerry
Then again, in you are a Hello Kitty fanatic and your house is filled with Hello Kitty crap, a fire might be the best result you could hope for…
Posted: November 2nd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Free Crap.
Comments: 491
Comments
Comment from MJ
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:07 am
If I won this, I would be so happy! Hope the random number generated is 1. 
Comment from J-Stoon
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:15 am
Free toaster!! Allright!
Comment from Leanne
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:16 am
I’ll gladly save you from more Hello Kitty flames in your fiery hell.
Comment from tina
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:18 am
I love Hello Kitty!!!
Comment from Cecily
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:32 am
I love hello kitty, but would never subit someone I love to the hell you live in. But the toaster would go great with my waffle maker.
Comment from Parkylondon
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
If I win I would like to save everyone some time and money and ask that all the items are smashed into tiny bits with a sledgehammer, pliers and wirecutters. With video.
Comment from jyuichi
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:36 am
Oooh I’ve wanted that toaster forever!!!!!! So cuuuuteeee. Dorm fire codes be damned!
And them stalking down your parents is VERY creepy…. From the blog its obvious you live in Japan so why sent to a vaguely related US address O.o. How’d they get the address?? Even if it was a box of free games I’d be very disturbed if my parents got a package from one of my blog readers.
Comment from Stephanie
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:36 am
Toaster? Yes, please.
Comment from random
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:36 am
i really, hope it’s number three.
Comment from hellowookie
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
ME!!
Comment from Abby
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
I’d be glad to take it off your hands
Comment from S.O.
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
i hope it’s number 4!!
Comment from GH
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:43 am
What the hell, put me in
Comment from RenaissanceGrrl
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:43 am
Hot dang, too late to be FIRST! Well, here I am. Not that I need a toaster (I have one, and will probably get like three more in the near future as I’m getting married in nine days), but I wouldn’t mind some other HK item, especially one not readily available in the US. =)
Comment from candi
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:45 am
oooohhh please pick me!
Comment from Laly
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
omg! I want it! pick me, pick me!!
Comment from JHz
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:48 am
Oh damn, every time my boyfriend see one of those when we are out he keeps telling me I need it.
Lol, now that would be funny if I won it. I think I wouldn’t tell him but serve him the toast first XD
Comment from tiffany
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:50 am
i’m cracking up reading this post. creepy yet funny. but i dont mind winning it ;]
Comment from Atalanta
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:51 am
I’m about to move and could use a new toaster, even if it is an evil one….
(and surely the “random” number will be 666!)
Comment from Lauren
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:59 am
This would make a great gag gift for Christmas!
Comment from jason
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:03 am
My wife would love you forever if we got this!
Comment from ultracutebot
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:04 am
whoever took the time to track down your parents’ address and mail your wife more hello kitty stuff must be a sadist…with that said, i would be more than happy to take any unwanted, unused hello kitty items that you are giving away. 
On second thought, I RETRACT MY ENTRY. I find the whole thing too creepy and would be scared that the toaster had coocoo stalker voodoo on it.
Comment from Angela
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:18 am
I’m a Hello Kitty Fanatic & love love love this blog =) i hope i get picked! i’ve always had my eye on that toaster..
Comment from Nora
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:19 am
I don’t care if it’s Hello Kitty or not, I need a toaster. Though the fact that it is hk is just icing on top of my toast.
Bet the SO is going to wish he had brought me a regular toaster.
Comment from jessica
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:19 am
I could use this for irony.
Comment from Nororu
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:24 am
Always wanted to have one! Let’s try out Lady Luck! Thanks!
Comment from adri
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:24 am
I would love to own this toaster! It would look great next to my Hello Kitty Coffee Maker!
Comment from Charlotte
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:28 am
Yay! I hope this is the number!
Comment from Judith Gonzalez
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:28 am
Yes please ^_^
Comment from mary
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:31 am
This would make a great xmas gift. Cheers!
Comment from Queenie
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:40 am
haha.. see if I’ve got any luck. )
Comment from Cricket
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:48 am
As much fun as bashing this into oblivion might be, I think it might get me some free work if I gave it to my tattoo artist….so lets see what happens eh.
Comment from pinkmei
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:51 am
Would they ship to Europe, or is it US only? I want that toaster!
Comment from Min
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:53 am
I love it!! Thanks for the contest
Comment from Selena
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:55 am
Omg, I actually need a new toaster, too! Please pleeeease pick this number!!!!
Comment from Brandi
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:56 am
Just thought I’d try. My bf loves hello kitty lol
Comment from Lindsay Gyotoku
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:57 am
I would love a free hello kitty toaster!!!!!!
Comment from Josie
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:09 am
pick me, pick me, please. haha.
Comment from Sabrina
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:09 am
This would be so cool if I won.
I wonder where I’d put it if I won though…
Comment from Selina
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:13 am
Awesome – your creepy stalky episode is our win! My 14 year old daughter would flip over this so enter me!
Comment from strawrose
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:15 am
If I win, I’ll give it to my Hello Kitty fanatic friend. XD
Comment from jeff
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:18 am
Should I be chosen, I promise that Mista Ballista’s pouch ( http://www.siege-engine.com/MistaBallista.shtml ) will be the first thing the package will experience after it arrives. (I may even insist that kevin show up with his 600 frame/second camera, to record the occasion)
Comment from JoannaMae
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:20 am
I’d kill for that toaster!
Comment from jason p
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:21 am
free toaster
Comment from yuumi
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:27 am
I need a new toaster! 
Comment from Leanan
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:27 am
I could use a new toaster. Even a Hello Kitty one.
Comment from Sarah
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:45 am
Wooop ! Hello Kitty Toaster! Id Love to have one of them in my kitchen! Instead of a silly little silver one -Crosses Fingers-
Comment from freesia
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:45 am
ooo i could use a toaster!
Comment from Pizza
Time: November 2, 2009, 3:04 am
Yes, please. I want.
Comment from rob
Time: November 2, 2009, 3:18 am
Toaster preeze!
Comment from Noodles
Time: November 2, 2009, 3:22 am
I’d love to win this! Thanks for giving us the chance.
Comment from LeeJH
Time: November 2, 2009, 3:22 am
Heh, a toaster is the one thing I don’t own (I just use the grill). Well, that and a microwave. Is there a Hello Kitty microwave oven?
Comment from Parkylondon
Time: November 2, 2009, 3:28 am
UPDATE: If I win can you please give it to Jeff above as long as he uses the 600fps camera with the trebuchet… oh yes. Messy Missy Kitty PLS…
Comment from Nicola
Time: November 2, 2009, 3:29 am
I would appreciate nearly any kitty item. A toaster would be superb.
Comment from Elizabeth
Time: November 2, 2009, 3:36 am
We don’t have a toaster so it could come in handy!
Comment from Larissa
Time: November 2, 2009, 3:49 am
Haha! Always wanted to have one
Comment from Alexis Hilgert
Time: November 2, 2009, 3:59 am
Lol – I’m pretty neutral on Hello Kitty, but I think it’s totally funny that you’re giving the contents of the package away, so I’m game.
Comment from Kittycolin67
Time: November 2, 2009, 4:04 am
I’d like to raise a toast to you Hello Kitty, two slices in fact!
Comment from Madame Pika
Time: November 2, 2009, 4:09 am
Wow, HK toaster. *wants*
Comment from The Kittynator
Time: November 2, 2009, 4:20 am
oh hell. I’ll take it. I need more Hello Kitty stuff to piss off my family.
Comment from Miss Pretty Kitty
Time: November 2, 2009, 4:35 am
i don’t know what number i am but i hope i win. hello kitty sour dough bread…mmm
Comment from Emilene
Time: November 2, 2009, 4:55 am
Pick neeeeed random number generator!
Comment from Friedrich
Time: November 2, 2009, 4:59 am
ID LOVE to get a hello kitty toaster! Ive been looking for one for a while! , my Niece LOVES HK stuff, & im trying to make sure she gets one for xmas . The Idea of my brother in law the construction contractor, ending up with a Hello Kitty Sandwich in his lunchbox as a result of my Niece wanting her mom to make “Hello Kitty ” sandwiches is just too funny a possibility to pass up!!!!!
Comment from kay
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:01 am
OMG! give it to meeeeeeee!!!
ill happily take the crap and any other HK crap you find lurkin around the house!
im about to send you an email hehehe.
Comment from Adele
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:10 am
Oh me me me please Mr HKH
Comment from Benben
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:15 am
–everyone looks at darlene– I discovered something quite interesting yesterday. With firecrackers, if you take off the cardboard tube, you’re left with a smaller, much more devastating tube which can rip a pumpkin in half. So, yeah. I got the means, now gimme the victims.
Comment from Michelle
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:16 am
This is too funny. And creepy. I’ll give it a go though!
Comment from Rachel B
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:24 am
I agree about the stalker-ish antics, very weird. o_O;
Comment from AJW
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:29 am
I’m leaving a comment, just so I can try to win the toaster. While we’re not big HK fans, we have two little girls that like her well enough to risk it. Thanks!
Comment from crayonmonkey
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:35 am
I feel sorry for your wife that she won’t get the surprise HK package, but not so sorry that I won’t try to get it for myself! =0.0=
Comment from Nicole O.
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:38 am
I would love to win! I LOVEEEEEE Hello Kitty!
Comment from Bella
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:39 am
So, what if I have someone I really hate and wanted to make their life so much more miserable by giving them some Hello Kitty stuff?
Anyway, hope the random number generator is on my side and decides that some girl from Argentina deserves to be Hello-Kittyfied!
Love your blog, btw!
Keep up the good work!
Comment from Blaise
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:42 am
I WANT IT!!!
Comment from Lucy B
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:43 am
Enter me please
Thanks
x
Comment from Anna
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:56 am
Out of all the Hello Kitty stuff I have collected, the toaster has eluded me. I will take it from you, and anything else you need to get rid of.
Comment from Michael Flores
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:57 am
If I win I will send you pics of me destroying it by seeing what kinds of odd objects I can put in it until it breaks.
Comment from Juli
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:05 am
My husband thinks it’s cute that I like some girly things. Hello Kitty is welcome in our house (in appropriate doses only).
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:06 am
Does your Dad own a sledgehammer, or know someone who does? If so, could I get a wav of it having the bejasus bshed out of it instead please? (or if a wav is impossible, a jpeg of the result)
Comment from Mei-Hoa
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:06 am
Atta boy!
Comment from chacha
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:10 am
^___^
Comment from Amy
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:11 am
Everyone needs a Hello Kitty toaster!
Comment from kawaii 5 oh
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:15 am
Oh Kitty, how I love you so…
Comment from Marc
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:17 am
I want these! Please pick me!
Comment from Gabrielle
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:19 am
I could use a second toaster!
Comment from Kolodian
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:23 am
I’ll take it.
Comment from saint cha cha
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:26 am
GIMME!
Comment from i_wander
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:30 am
am i late? pls. count me in…
Comment from Cara
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:30 am
Yay!! A toaster!
Comment from Hollie
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:34 am
Sure, i’ll take a toaster! Or anything else!
Comment from cherryxhime
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:35 am
That’s spooky as hell…your poor parents but Yeah…I really want that freaking toaster.
Comment from Hime~Sama
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:45 am
SRSLY?!
Comment from MaxSavant
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:46 am
I will happily use the toaster for shotgun practice
Comment from Carly
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:47 am
I would love to have this toaster!
Comment from DarkMagus
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:49 am
Sign me up. Got a bat my friend would love to take to that toaster. Would be good therapy for him for what his ex-wife put him through with all the Hello Kitty crap before she went over the deep end.
Comment from Kitteh
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:50 am
I want the frikkin’ toaster, man. o.o
Comment from kim
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:55 am
notably absent from this comment section is darlene….. OR IS SHE? lol.
Comment from Rhianimator
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:58 am
I can’t promise a ballista ride, or even a catapult, but I can donate it to a local National Guard unit for explosives practice. *evil grin*
Comment from Debbie
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:00 am
Add me to your giveaway. I’m drooling
Comment from vannie
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:01 am
Hi! Sure..toaster..why not? I could use one..Hello Kitty or not!
Comment from Marylu
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:03 am
It would be an honor for me to take this off of your hands! Besides, who wouldn’t want their toast to have a Hello Kitty face on it?!?
Comment from Phil
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:05 am
Yay! I hope I win!
Comment from Holly
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:14 am
My kids would love this, count me in please. And it is VERY creepy that someone could track down your parents.
Comment from Kelly
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:23 am
Are you actually giving away Hello Kitty Crap or is this another trick (like April Fool’s-which was awesome by the way-I fell for it)?
Comment from MJ
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:26 am
Oh i’m sorry that you got a toaster oven.. but that is sort of funny
Comment from Stephanie
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:26 am
i can has toaster?
Comment from GdV
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:28 am
OOOoooHhh, that’s so cute (not)!
Nice blog, by the way.
Comment from Ivy
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:31 am
I don’t mind taking all the Hello Kitty crap from you.
Comment from AllieRat
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:37 am
My daughter is obsessed with hello kitty and although it’s not often I let the evil feline into my house I know how happy she would be if we had this toaster!
Comment from Rea
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:38 am
That toaster is amazing!
Comment from Ling
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:47 am
The purrrrfect way to start the day! Hee hee!
Comment from mark
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:54 am
I’d love one. I have a friend whos wife is big into hello kitty and their kitty toaster just broke A perfect replacement.
Comment from Diana
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:57 am
Wow, That is really creepy. I really need a toster though.
Comment from Amy Webb
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:57 am
Oh, yes, please. The goodies will aid me in the torture of my husband!
Comment from Antoinette
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:01 am
Definitely a creepy and stalker-ish move to send you that crap, but I love that it’s giving me a chance at a free toaster!!
Comment from DHM0831
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:08 am
LOL! I already got the toaster for Christmas 5 years ago and that thing is a piece of crap! However, I would love all the other stuff in the box
Comment from Fat Head Lover
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:09 am
I LOVE FAT HEAD!!!! (HK)
Comment from Zombette
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:14 am
Ah! A chance to get a free, destructible hello kitty product is too much!
(Please)
Comment from Bunny
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:17 am
I feel like a traitor to this wonderful site that I’ve become addicted to, but my niece loves Hello Kitty, and seeing as today is her birthday, I’ll put in a bid just for her.
Comment from Lisa
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:18 am
Free toaster? I’ll take it!
Comment from Titus
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:19 am
Oh, that’s so great!!! My wife loves that so much~ And if I am not so lucky to get this one, maybe those in the package are all right~ Thanks~
Come on ~ My luck!
Comment from Parkylondon
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:24 am
Halp! Unsubscribe!! PLZ!!!
Comment from karen
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:24 am
I’m IN!
Comment from Marc-O-lina
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:24 am
Super creeeeeepy! But all toasters deserve a chance!
Comment from Sam
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:27 am
I only want the toaster to show my friends exactly how much Hello Kitty crap is out there. Plus, I need a toaster…
Comment from shuzluva
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:38 am
1. I just discovered you on twitter and may have fallen in love.
2. I hope your wife doesn’t mind; I know my husband won’t bat an eyelash.
3. You are hilarious.
4. Thank you for the giveaway, and my daughters would keel over from the toaster.
Comment from Imperial
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:40 am
I WANT IT ALL XD
Comment from Mzrellerelle
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:40 am
Ooooh!! i really have been wanting one sooo bad and my bestie was going to get one for me for my dorm..but we cant have toasters! so i’d use it at home!
Comment from kiki
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:41 am
Aren’t you a bit scared that someone that insane knows where your parents live?! How did they get their address?! This deserves some serious investigation!
Comment from Lindsay Hutchins
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:41 am
I’ve been in need of a new toaster for a while… and what better way to start my morning. I’ve wanted this hello kitty toaster, but my boyfriend always tells me I’m not allowed to get it 
But if it’s free, he shouldn’t have a problem with it!
Comment from L.M.
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:41 am
…hummm…okay, yeah. I want.
Comment from Nicola
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:42 am
What a strange but creepy surprise! I’ve just moved into a new flat and I have been looking for kitschy things to fill it with! Also desperate for a toaster… Good luck, everyone!
Comment from Trixie
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:43 am
I look forward to branding all my bread with Hello Kitty’s head.
Comment from kira
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:43 am
you’re a good man. thanks for spreading the love of the feline.
Comment from JL Coburn
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:44 am
Count me in.
Comment from digidude512
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:44 am
I just want to win so I can destroy it I want to seriously kill something of Hello Kitty considering my hatred for that evil cat
Comment from ajellybeanqueen
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:45 am
I wonder if he would let me use it…
Comment from Alpha Coburn
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:45 am
I wouldn’t mind winning this.
Comment from acton
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:46 am
I am In! put me down for it.
You should have my email address.
ps. as for recieving radom stuuff, welcom to life as a celeberty
Comment from vampiress
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:48 am
we lost our toaster in the move. i don’t own anything hk themed, so hopefully we can balance out the evil with good
Comment from Sharon
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:50 am
If I win the toaster I’ll keep it for a really really really bad day, get a baseball bat and go “Office Space” printer on it. “Die Motha####er, die motha####er!!!”
Comment from jan-ass
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:51 am
already have it but have not used it…….yet bbwwahhahaa
Comment from Tish
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:52 am
My daughter would adore this…I’m ashamed to admit it, but so would I. SIGH.
Comment from Kumama
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:53 am
While I have long since grown far out of loving Hello Kitty (and really enjoy the blog because of it) I admit that her evil toasters make some darn good toast. I hope I win, since the other one I used to own died years ago.
Comment from sylvia
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:57 am
That is creepy. Very creepy…but I can’t pass on the toaster!!!
Comment from Jane
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:59 am
love it! i want this please!
Comment from justred
Time: November 2, 2009, 9:00 am
I would love to win this!!!
Comment from Sian
Time: November 2, 2009, 9:01 am
The toaster in our kitchen at university is broken and we desperately need a new one, having a hello kitty one would make it a million times better!
Comment from Vienne
Time: November 2, 2009, 9:01 am
Dear Mr. Hello Kitty Hell,
I am very sorry to hear about this uncomfortable situation that you are in — in addition to all of the hello kitty stuff that your life is filled with, this must be the icing on the cake.
On the brighter side of things, I think you live a very interesting life, one that many hello kitty fans everywhere envy. I also didn’t know that you live outside of the US.
I would very much like to enter this contest and remove these items off your (parent’s) hand.
Let’s hope the random number generator likes my entry number!
Cheers,
V
Comment from Marney
Time: November 2, 2009, 9:11 am
I SO need Hello Kitty toast every morning!!
Comment from Krissy
Time: November 2, 2009, 9:11 am
Hope you pick me!
Comment from Lilly A.
Time: November 2, 2009, 9:12 am
Sweet! Do want ^-^
Comment from better u than me
Time: November 2, 2009, 9:20 am
Yes, I’d love to win a reminder of our ridiculous obsession with a mouth-less cat.
Comment from QT
Time: November 2, 2009, 9:26 am
I already have that toaster, it’s too cute and works really well
Comment from Mia
Time: November 2, 2009, 9:30 am
my birthday is Nov. 13th (yes on Friday) I need to win a prize (s)
that is all
Comment from pierre
Time: November 2, 2009, 9:31 am
for my girlfriend…shes been wanting one of these forever…
Comment from Holly
Time: November 2, 2009, 9:31 am
YAY! Good Idea! I want in!
Comment from Skip
Time: November 2, 2009, 9:46 am
wondering what i can do to this thing. 14.
Comment from Meesh
Time: November 2, 2009, 9:47 am
I need!!!!!!
Comment from carniful
Time: November 2, 2009, 9:49 am
me wants it please and thank you
Comment from Jere’
Time: November 2, 2009, 9:54 am
its so obvious that people are posting more than once….
I wouldnt really care whether I have it or not…….unless it toasts pop-tarts…
but its free
& dude thats creepy!!!
someone searched for your address and sent a package to you!(well your parents)
I would try and figure out who did it because they know where your parents live……and idk i would just be really freaked out.
Comment from ali
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:00 am
i want this, i hope i win!
Comment from Sheena
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:01 am
i want it!, just for a joke, i might smash it with a sledge hammer for fun? who knows pick mee me me
Comment from April
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:04 am
LOL, I’d love to win this for my sister! ^.^
Comment from Itchan
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:04 am
The toaster is really CUTE! It will be awesome to win it. :3 Can’t wait to what other stuff this guy sent you. O.O
Comment from Kung-pao_kitty
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:04 am
I would take great pleasure in treating that package like the unknown entity that it is and turning it over to the bomb squad for “proper” disposal.
Provided of course that my girlfriend does not get to it first and enshrine it in our kitchen next to the toaster oven, cd-player, and lunchbox vomitorium that she already has.
Comment from Emilie
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:09 am
Gimme gimme gimme! My husband will be overjoyed /sarcasm
Comment from Angela
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:15 am
This would make a great gag gift for my (almost) DIL – Count me in!
Comment from Kristel
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:20 am
I want it!
Comment from Rocketboy_X
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:25 am
I wouldn’t use it in my house, but I know my nieces would be fighting over it.
Comment from Alessia
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:33 am
That toaster would look adorable in my new kitchen: hey Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, come to mama!!!!!
Comment from Phatchick96
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:36 am
I like cats but not sickly sweet diabetes inducing cartoon cats with pink ribbons. If I win it, I promise to use it to reenact the copier scene from ‘Office Space’. I’ll even send you pictures!
Comment from Elizabeth Cummings
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:37 am
This is the cutest thing i have ever seen. I would LOVE a HK toaster
Comment from molly
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:42 am
me me me me me!
Comment from Manta
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:47 am
Ok, I’m game. One item off the Christmas shopping list.
Comment from wildflower138
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:51 am
If I won this I would have a smile on my face everyday that I ate toast.
Comment from Kari Vader
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:54 am
Hey! Make me unhappy! I would like to win that toaster!!!
I’m in!!!!!
Comment from Michaela
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:02 am
I think your wife is an inspiration I would love to win this. Please let it be me x
Comment from Jen
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:09 am
MINE pls!
Comment from amberrenee
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:13 am
Hell yeah, I will take a creepy stalker toaster off your hands! =)
Comment from marianne
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:13 am
please jesus please :]
Comment from Calvin
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:14 am
Ok so I am a lowly college student, who greatly enjoys this blog, and I always need free stuff… so i hope this is it or i can get some other free stuff, even if it is Hello Kitty.
Comment from thepinkbyrd
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:18 am
I’ll give it a try.
Comment from ve
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:23 am
pick me!!
Comment from KC
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:26 am
I’d love to win! Sign me up!! I’ll gladly take this off your shoulders anytime
Comment from Stacey
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:36 am
I love reading your website almost as much as I love Hello Kitty… here’s to you!
Comment from Eloise
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:38 am
I hope I win!! and that is so creepy
Comment from Allie
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:39 am
Voting on the side of evil, I would enjoy that toaster only for the look on my male roommate’s face the first morning he stumbled out of his mancave and found it sitting on the counter. I’d keep it as long as it continued to bother him – atleast until after his football buddies have been over and can also admire it – and then I’d have to accidently on purpose destroy it. Because, let’s face it: I wouldn’t like waking up to a Hello Kitty in my kitchen anymore than the roomie would, but I wouldn’t throw a princess fit about it – which is why it would be funny. for me.
Comment from Sara D Cho Chi
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:44 am
I would love more than anything to help you in gettin rid of these Hello Kitty items, and if I win, I’d be glad to document the destruction of said item.
Comment from Linda
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:47 am
This would be a perfect gift for my niese ^^
Comment from Famous Hat
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:52 am
My hat may be famous, but I do not own any toaster at all. (Or cell phone, or TV, or home internet connection…) My friends keep telling me to join the 21st century. Imagine what a leap forward I would have taken when I can serve them Hello Kitty toast!
Comment from nekopilot02
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:59 am
=D cute…
hopefully your wife doesn’t find out about this
Comment from mhkitty
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:02 pm
Ohhh…hope it’s me!
Comment from Jake
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:02 pm
Yes Please
Comment from abby
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:03 pm
I need this for my collection!!!
Comment from cami
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:08 pm
LOOOL!! xD
oh i wish :]
Comment from liamlove
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:10 pm
this would actually make my life. Sad but true. I’m a HK junkie
Comment from Liz
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:11 pm
Oh goodness, I must have Hello Kitty toast!
Comment from Kristen
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:13 pm
I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT. If you give it to me, I will make sure I never hold a Hello Kitty themed pageant again so your wife won’t enter your future daughter.
Comment from Noel
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:16 pm
PICK ME SO I CAN BLOW THAT THING UP…..LOL…LOL…HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Comment from Meg
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:19 pm
i want to win so i can destroy it on the face of every hello kitty fan a tear will fall from their eye and they won’t know why.
Comment from danae
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:20 pm
rad haha hello kitty toasters r cool it would go with my waffle maker!
Comment from Rose
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:20 pm
oehhh I hope i win
i would be so happy
I wish somewone send me hello kitty crap
Comment from MichelleP
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:24 pm
Wow so your parents should just return to sender or something. If there is no return address, sue USPS, since they are required to check for that crap now.
Anyway, I think this needs to be blown up, just cuz the toast always tastes like crap once you use the toaster on it! I think a blowtorch would be more appropriate! Eye for and Eye, see here Muahahah!
I have the hello kitty toaster oven and it rocks! But no toaster for me, I’ll do just fine without biting into HKs head every morning! (Hmm, a nefarious plan is hatching here)
And btw- where is our favorite crazy HK lover? I figured she’s be threatening bodily harm if she didn’t get it.
Comment from Number657
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:27 pm
I wish I may, I wish I might,
Win a toaster, to my delight!
=^.^=
Comment from Sara
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:35 pm
I want it! ^_^
Comment from J
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:42 pm
Wow! Hope I win the toaster!
Comment from kelsey
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:53 pm
I’ve had an interesting relationship with hello kitty since I started reading this blog bu since I was very wee I’ve wanted the toaster so Do want but partially so I can eat her face
Comment from ld
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:56 pm
I want a HK toaster!!!
Comment from JK
Time: November 2, 2009, 12:58 pm
Why not
Comment from Summers
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:07 pm
Would love this toaster!!!! I love HK!!!
Comment from Ellie
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:17 pm
Omg hello kitty toaster please please please let this be my lucky day
Comment from Rebecca
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:19 pm
Why not~
I’ll enter, sure.
Comment from Daniel Hawking
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:22 pm
Let’s rock.
Comment from Vanessa R.
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:32 pm
i want this.. and my boyfriend will hate this in our apartment just as much as you would
Comment from pinktigger
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:34 pm
Cool toaster
Comment from Fleetpaw
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:40 pm
so many comments already o.O
I’m in as well XD
Not sure wether I would destroy or keep it…. I have some rather conflicted feelings concerning HK ^^’
Comment from Dixie Rico
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:53 pm
I love hello kitty!! My best friend is one of the biggest fans and I wish I could win this for her for her birthday….I guess it’ll be luck if I do since this is randomized by a number….
love you all HK lovers!!
Comment from danigirl
Time: November 2, 2009, 1:57 pm
A. Creepy and stalker-ish for sure
B. That toaster is crap and doesn’t really make toast more like bread with toast around the edges
C. Good for you for getting rid of the cursed thing before allowing you wife to have any more HK crap
Comment from Ashley
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:06 pm
OMG!! Yes..I would love to eat toast with Hello Kitty’s head on it!
Comment from Shyree
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:18 pm
I love Hello Kitty!!!
Comment from Jennifer Tsui
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:21 pm
i would love a free hello kitty toaster!
Comment from D. Jon Moutard
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:24 pm
My old Kello Kitty toaster is melting.
Comment from Kisa
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:38 pm
That’s creepy they found your parents address..
I still cant figure out HOW they’d even figure your parents address.. that’s.. just… creepy…
As for the toaster, cute.. but I really want to see what else was in the box. I’d love to win something for my 9 year old to give her for Christmas.
Comment from colleen
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:38 pm
My daughter would love a hello kitty toaster.
Comment from Epikt
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:43 pm
I never eat toast, but DO WANT a Hello Kitty Toaster !!!
=^..^=
Comment from muskay
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:46 pm
I’ve always wanted one!
Comment from Thomas
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:53 pm
It would be such a wonderful gift for my little sister!
Comment from Katchell
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:57 pm
Sure, I’ll take it!
Comment from jeanine
Time: November 2, 2009, 3:12 pm
count this as my entry!
Comment from samm
Time: November 2, 2009, 3:16 pm
Meeeee
i am maybe more obsessed than your wife D:
Comment from Kiran
Time: November 2, 2009, 3:20 pm
WANT
Comment from sef
Time: November 2, 2009, 3:21 pm
a silent fan of your blog, WANT!
Comment from David
Time: November 2, 2009, 3:22 pm
Will you send me a loaf of bread with it?
Comment from Mantelli
Time: November 2, 2009, 3:26 pm
I’d love to smear Nutella all over Hello Kitty’s toasted face! Pick ME!
Comment from Stephanie
Time: November 2, 2009, 3:34 pm
I am intrigued by this toaster!
Comment from Kae
Time: November 2, 2009, 3:37 pm
I’ve been eyeing that HK toaster… (^-^*)
Comment from Sylar
Time: November 2, 2009, 3:41 pm
the first step to a hello kitty kitchen ^^
Comment from Mary Jane
Time: November 2, 2009, 3:41 pm
OMG, I WANT I WANT!
enter enter enter!
Comment from emberfox
Time: November 2, 2009, 3:46 pm
oh my! creepy but i want it . lol
Comment from Jnut
Time: November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
mm hello kitty toast….
Comment from Mrs. Schenck
Time: November 2, 2009, 4:02 pm
I WOULD DIE!!!! I NEED THIS!!!
Comment from Messy
Time: November 2, 2009, 4:07 pm
Free toaster, alrgiht! I want Hello Kitty toast. XD
Comment from Jennifer
Time: November 2, 2009, 4:08 pm
You should see my house .. its full of Hello Kitty. This would fit in perfectly xD Hope I win =D
Comment from Mux
Time: November 2, 2009, 4:13 pm
I want it.
Comment from Margrét
Time: November 2, 2009, 4:16 pm
Hey, a free toaster is a free toaster…
Comment from rainbowgrrl
Time: November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
i love your blog! free stuff is awesome!
Comment from connie
Time: November 2, 2009, 4:36 pm
*crosses fingers* ^_^
Comment from KAYLAA
Time: November 2, 2009, 4:42 pm
TOASTERRRR PLZ!
Comment from Jamie
Time: November 2, 2009, 4:46 pm
Here’s hoping there’s a hello kitty “massager” in the package too!
Comment from KC
Time: November 2, 2009, 4:56 pm
It’s not a hello kitty kitchen, but I have a pink kitchen =)
Comment from morgan
Time: November 2, 2009, 4:57 pm
hurray! i hope i win lol
Comment from poisonprincess
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:00 pm
hey!!! It would be nice to have a hello kitty toaster from now on
miaw =^_^=
Comment from wendy
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:24 pm
It would be nice to get it
Comment from Erinn
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:30 pm
I dont’ eat toast but think this would be a cute in me kitchen. It would make me look even more crazy cat lady.
Comment from 4kids
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:31 pm
My daughter, to my husband’s dismay, loves Hello Kitty. She would love to see Hello Kitty’s face on her toast.
Comment from dreamkitty
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:38 pm
Pick me…please
Comment from Momo
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:42 pm
i would love a new toaster.
Comment from Ana
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:45 pm
oh my gawsh that is the cutest thing ever!!!
i would love it..
Comment from jackie
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:51 pm
Momma needs a new toaster!
Comment from Nicole
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:55 pm
I need a toaster!
Comment from SC
Time: November 2, 2009, 5:58 pm
Hello Kitty Toaster? WANT.
Comment from missliu
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:02 pm
I don’t know what to do with it since i don’t like toast but ts free why not.
Comment from Collette
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:03 pm
hi!!!!!!!!!! i heart that toaster its so frickin cute omgogmomg i wanna make hello kitty face toasted blt’s and they will be so cute and stuff and i wana hug it but then ill get crumbs on me and it will suck but omg i need that toaster ._________. OK BYE! =]
=(^.^)=
Comment from laura
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:03 pm
I could really use a toaster,
I haven’t had toast in ages >.>”
Comment from Ariel Marie
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:12 pm
Oh yay! This has made my day. I was planning to buy one anyway, but this would totally save me come cash (So I can get the Hello Kitty Pancake Pan). I can finally have the toaster I dreamed of! I’m in. ^____^
Comment from Ali
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:14 pm
I desperately want this toaster!!
Comment from Claire
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:21 pm
Nov. 4 is my birthday! This would be a great gift!
Comment from BasiL
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:32 pm
Well I do love free stuff….
Comment from Andy
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:38 pm
I wants it!
Comment from maughta
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:39 pm
Toaster? I hardly know her!
Comment from Miss Kris
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:43 pm
*Do* want!! Kinda creepy to eat the cat’s face, but kinda cute, too.
Comment from Susan
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:44 pm
Haha. If I win this, I’m going to terrorize my husband with it every morning.
Comment from kriska
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:51 pm
i want the toaster!
Comment from V
Time: November 2, 2009, 6:53 pm
Count me in!
Comment from connie
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:04 pm
I could use another Hello Kitty toaster
Comment from Cara
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:04 pm
I’d love it!!! Mainly to annoy the 3 males that I live with! Eee it even prints the pictures. ahahahah xD
Comment from …
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:12 pm
i could use a toaster. I miss toast!!!
Comment from Sabree
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:24 pm
I wish i had it. Put my name in that list!!!! :]
Comment from courtney
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:30 pm
For sure Count me in
Comment from somcak
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:31 pm
I can’t believe I’m entering this, but I’m in desperate need of a toaster. I’m so desperate, that I’ll even suffer the evil feline’s face on my toast for, well, a while.
Comment from Steph
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:35 pm
You didn’t happen to get sent the Kelly Kitty Ferari too did ya?
Comment from Kathy Wang
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:35 pm
I want one!!
Comment from Alyssa
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:38 pm
I’ll be happy to take any Hello Kitty things off your hands anytime.
Comment from jane
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:47 pm
me me me
Comment from Mickel
Time: November 2, 2009, 7:59 pm
I Love Toast!
Comment from Brittney
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:04 pm
My daughter would love that!
Comment from Jade
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:05 pm
You can send anything hello kitty my way… ive been looking at that toaster forever…. my toast needs something cute and interesting
Comment from Ashley
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:05 pm
Toast is always good
Comment from darlene
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:18 pm
I can’t believe what you are doing. You are committing mail fraud!! That package wasn’t sent to you. It was sent to your wife. You have no right to give any of the stuff in that package away because none of it belongs to you. That is stealing and you should go to jail for doing this. You should be ashamed of yourself!
I should get the toaster because then I can report you to the police for selling things that aren’t yours to people and you will get your just rewards for taking things that aren’t yours.
Comment from Jordan
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:27 pm
I already have one, but could always use another <33
Comment from Sharra
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:29 pm
I would love a Hello Kitty Toaster. Also I think your blog is hilarious. Hello Kitty is cute, but sometimes (kind of a lot, really) her fans take it too far.
Good luck keeping this from your wife.
Comment from swaite
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:29 pm
My husband is always looking for something new for target practice! He would love to use this!
Comment from ´Erika
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:31 pm
I need a new toaster! I have recently been put on a gluten-free diet– something I made fun of once– so I might as well have a goofy toaster in which I can toast my goofy gluten-free bread. I’ll even pay for shipping to New York!
Comment from Jelisse Silva
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:38 pm
I would love this hello kitty toaster for my new dorm!!
Comment from kitkat_pro
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:40 pm
my daughter would love this
Comment from danielle
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:43 pm
Good for you, stand up for your right to NOT have a kitty head on your morning toast! I, on the other hand, love jam & hello kitty toast with my coffee.
Comment from em
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:51 pm
:] i hope i win this for my birthday on the fourth!
Comment from Tiffany P
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:57 pm
I’d love a toaster! My college dorm doesn’t have enough Hello Kitty galore!
Comment from Kat
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:58 pm
I’d make so much toast!
Comment from tiffany
Time: November 2, 2009, 9:00 pm
yes me me me!
Comment from Jen
Time: November 2, 2009, 9:05 pm
That toaster is actually pretty cute. My kids would love it so here’s my entry!
Comment from Kayla
Time: November 2, 2009, 9:09 pm
PICK ME ME ME ME ME
Comment from Sylvie
Time: November 2, 2009, 9:11 pm
Love the blog but never commented…until now because I kinda want this toaster.
Hello Kitty Toast with Nutella sure sounds tasty!
Comment from Myndie
Time: November 2, 2009, 9:33 pm
Yay a Hello Kitty Toaster!
Comment from kristy
Time: November 2, 2009, 9:47 pm
I wanna win this!!
Comment from desertbunnee
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:08 pm
Pick me!!
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Comment from dan
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:11 pm
happy sunshine toast warm butter goodness!
Comment from alexa
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:12 pm
goshz. i’d love hello kitty toast! wait, I’d hate to actually bite hello kitty, so when I’m done eating around the hello kitty face, I’ll sell the face(s) on ebay! 5 bucks, anyone??
Comment from Mel
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:19 pm
I wouldn’t mind winning this for two reasons. The first one would be to smear strawberry jam all over the feline so I can fantasize about eating it.
When I get sick and tired of scarfing down the partially-toasted toast, I shall destroy it with an axe. Maybe I’ll but some fake blood into it before I destroy it…
Comment from Elana
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:21 pm
I like hello kitty but your blog is hilarious =D
Comment from evil_tennyo
Time: November 2, 2009, 10:37 pm
Oooo free HK stuff! ^_^
Comment from Erica
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:07 pm
Me!
Comment from Polkira
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:14 pm
Do want
Comment from Alex
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:20 pm
i want this toaster?
Comment from Maria
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:26 pm
Free toaster, cool!
I plan on moving out pretty soon and I could use a few things. I have no idea what my boyfriend and family will think of a hello kitty toaster; but then I could just tell them this story and I bet they will laugh.
Comment from Kassia
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:46 pm
I’d love a free toaster
Comment from kellye
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:55 pm
I would love to win! I just moved into my first apartment and I’m trying to make my (male) roommate hate his life. Let’s go random numbers…
Comment from Shakespeare_mara
Time: November 2, 2009, 11:59 pm
You know I was going to promise to bash it with a sledge hammer but I have to vote for jeff (November 2, 2009, 2:18 am) who suggested the catapult as long as he promises to send pictures of the aftermath.
Comment from jeff
Time: November 2, 2009, 2:18 am
Should I be chosen, I promise that Mista Ballista’s pouch ( http://www.siege-engine.com/MistaBallista.shtml ) will be the first thing the package will experience after it arrives. (I may even insist that kevin show up with his 600 frame/second camera, to record the occasion)
Comment from Mikaela
Time: November 3, 2009, 12:03 am
I would love a free toaster. I live on a tiny island in Hawaii & I can only buy HK things when I travel or online!
Comment from Shakespeare_mara
Time: November 3, 2009, 12:10 am
PS. First, Darlene, he’s giving them away, money has to exchange hands for it to be a sale, in case you missed that class in economics. Second, the person who sent them could be guilty of stalking. Someone sent Mrs. HKH a box of junk, he didn’t give it to her and you just had a royal hissy fit about the whole thing. Me thinks thou doth protest too much? Third, it’s hardly mail fraud if the person sent it to the wrong address and to a person who technically doesn’t exist. There is, technically no one named Mrs. Hello Kitty Hell. We may call her that but it’s not her name. Sorry, doesn’t make a felony just cause you say it does. Fourth, threatening someone with felony charges is hardly the way to get someone to do something nice like give you a nice new toaster. I could go on but I’m pretty sure this goes in one ear and out the other so…
Comment from Loudwitness
Time: November 3, 2009, 12:28 am
I will take pictures of me destroying the wretched thing. Im thinking m80’s. Oh yeah darlene your threats could be considered a misdemeanor in some states.
Comment from YYY
Time: November 3, 2009, 12:33 am
If I win, you can pick another winner. I got two of those toasters…
Don’t ask….
Comment from Irit
Time: November 3, 2009, 12:38 am
This toaster has been on my wishlist for ages. I’d love to win!
Comment from Jacob’s mom
Time: November 3, 2009, 12:39 am
ME ! #321? I want to make Hell-o Kitty toast for my son and my husband everyday ! ha ha ha thanx
Comment from Elizabeth P
Time: November 3, 2009, 12:42 am
I’ll take it. Sure it’s not quite to my taste but.. nothing a bit of craftiness can’t fix.
Comment from bql
Time: November 3, 2009, 12:52 am
toaster for college please! =D
As much as my childhood loves HK, the 5-year-old in me also finds the catapult ideas extremely awesome!
Comment from Michelle
Time: November 3, 2009, 12:55 am
I am entering.
Comment from sara emily
Time: November 3, 2009, 1:58 am
I HOPE I WIN
my daughters room is in need of some new HK things.
Comment from monet salamon
Time: November 3, 2009, 2:00 am
i neeeed a hello kitty toaster
Comment from Tonya Lei
Time: November 3, 2009, 2:05 am
I need a toaster for my dorm
Comment from vici
Time: November 3, 2009, 2:29 am
oooooooooh I LOVE competitions*fingers crossed!! if I win that will be all my 4 sisters christmas presents sorted!
x
Comment from Lu-Lii
Time: November 3, 2009, 2:51 am
ohh i hope its me, hello kitty is pretty
Comment from Amanda
Time: November 3, 2009, 3:37 am
Mmm.. i guess i could use a toaster.
Comment from Jules
Time: November 3, 2009, 4:45 am
Aww a free hello kitty toaster…i’d really like to win it!!
<3
Comment from Sarrahcha
Time: November 3, 2009, 4:54 am
Pick me please =D
Comment from Aimee
Time: November 3, 2009, 5:48 am
I always wanted a Hello Kitty toaster!
Comment from Dinaa
Time: November 3, 2009, 5:57 am
I should have the toaster coz im filipino and being an asian living in ENGLAND means everything hello kitty here is over priced and stuff…
damn you england…damn you and your expensive crap.
Comment from Natalock
Time: November 3, 2009, 6:37 am
I love the toaster!
Comment from jeremy
Time: November 3, 2009, 6:47 am
my friend would love this
Comment from Mette
Time: November 3, 2009, 7:01 am
It’s so horrible that I actually like it! xD I would love some random Hello Kitty crap, we have a very small selection of Hello Kitty merchandise in Denmark.
Comment from JEANNIE
Time: November 3, 2009, 7:22 am
PLEASEEEEEEEEE SEND ME THE TOASTER, IM BEGGING YOU. <3
Comment from joan
Time: November 3, 2009, 7:39 am
wow.. that’s kind of scary that you got sent a toaster at your parent’s house, but it’s great you’re giving it away!
Comment from the other carly
Time: November 3, 2009, 7:50 am
wow, so many fanatics….
Comment from {tauney}
Time: November 3, 2009, 8:06 am
nothing beats eating hte evil feline’s head every morning at breakfast…mmm…kitten heads for breakfast
Comment from J
Time: November 3, 2009, 8:16 am
count me in too!
Comment from lollicat
Time: November 3, 2009, 8:23 am
Yeah!!!
A new toaster!
Comment from punkrawkknitter
Time: November 3, 2009, 8:35 am
Hooray for toasters!
Comment from stacy
Time: November 3, 2009, 8:37 am
oh hell yeah. put me down for that! it’s so obnoxious. i can’t wait to gift it for christmas.
Comment from Madeline
Time: November 3, 2009, 9:04 am
Heh, what the hell. It’ll be an antique eventually!
Comment from Claire
Time: November 3, 2009, 9:21 am
I will save you from extra crap, by taking this and using it to harass my own husband
Comment from H Zwicker
Time: November 3, 2009, 9:31 am
Why not? I’ll save you from the toaster. (We are talking Cylons right?)
Comment from Robin
Time: November 3, 2009, 9:46 am
I love it!! I can’t afford anything right now being so close to the Holidays but I would love to have it!
Comment from Wendy
Time: November 3, 2009, 9:56 am
PLease!! PLease!! We used to have a toaster, but it died. I would love the HK toaster and give it a very good home!
Thank you!
Comment from Justine
Time: November 3, 2009, 10:06 am
Hello Kitty, blessing my morning meal with her toast engraved image! How could the household be more blessed?
Comment from Hannah
Time: November 3, 2009, 10:12 am
My sister loves Hello Kitty. I would say she has an obsession as well, but I don’t mind nurturing it as long as they don’t one day end up at my house! lol. A toaster would be a cute addition for her.
Comment from Jenny
Time: November 3, 2009, 10:15 am
To hell with Darlene, I would love to take the toaster off your hands!
Comment from Nats
Time: November 3, 2009, 10:17 am
Yey! I need a toaster!
Comment from Janette
Time: November 3, 2009, 10:44 am
toaster… my little cousin would love it.
Comment from Cindy
Time: November 3, 2009, 10:45 am
It’s so funny reading your blog, because my husband has a sense of humor similar to yours – very clever and witty, by the way. He, however, embraces Hello Kitty, even though he’s fully aware of her plot for world domination! Would love the toaster!
Comment from Rin
Time: November 3, 2009, 10:57 am
My chances are slim, but Yes, I want it.
Comment from Aym-bear
Time: November 3, 2009, 11:08 am
Do this college girl
A favor and send me this
Kitty cat toaster.
Comment from JenniferLynn
Time: November 3, 2009, 11:18 am
i would really really like to win this. i’m a hello kitty lover who doesn’t push their hk-loving beliefs off on others. i would be very happy and grateful to win. thanks. jl
Comment from Sarah
Time: November 3, 2009, 11:20 am
Best. Toaster. Ever. I need it.
Comment from Kittylover
Time: November 3, 2009, 11:27 am
Too wierd…but fun for us. I am an HK fan (did I admit that here?) but have just enough sanity left to understand my obsession. Please send me the toaster as my husband’s hell is no where near what yours is. You could take this opprotunity to make another man suffer some of your daily torture.
Comment from M
Time: November 3, 2009, 11:37 am
OOOH!! ME!!
My husband will plotz.
Comment from D
Time: November 3, 2009, 11:40 am
I WANT HK TOAST PICK ME!!!!!!!!!
Comment from Gabriela
Time: November 3, 2009, 12:18 pm
alright…..! this willl freak my husband out hahahaha
Comment from Rachel
Time: November 3, 2009, 12:18 pm
I LOVE TOAST!!!
Comment from soulofaqua
Time: November 3, 2009, 12:37 pm
Totally want it! I love messing with toasters!
Comment from caseymay
Time: November 3, 2009, 12:42 pm
i would love this!!! i grew up loving hello kitty and i still do!! (:
Comment from Val
Time: November 3, 2009, 12:52 pm
I want that toaster!
Comment from little kitty girl
Time: November 3, 2009, 12:57 pm
I would love this! I <3 HELLO KITTY!
Comment from Angela
Time: November 3, 2009, 1:44 pm
Is this a scam??
Comment from Cassie
Time: November 3, 2009, 1:51 pm
I want that badly.
Comment from Janice
Time: November 3, 2009, 1:55 pm
I WOULD LOVE THIS!!
(:
Comment from Mário
Time: November 3, 2009, 2:15 pm
Usually I would not participate in this, but it’s near Christmas times and my wife needs a toaster….
Comment from kat
Time: November 3, 2009, 2:29 pm
I think this is adorable
Comment from C.
Time: November 3, 2009, 2:39 pm
would LOVE a hello kitty toaster!!!!!!!
Comment from Jacklyn Cardenas
Time: November 3, 2009, 2:51 pm
I want it!
Comment from Michelle
Time: November 3, 2009, 2:53 pm
I will gladly take more hello kitty “crap” from your hands.
I agree whoever sent the package is a total stalker and is quite messed up.
What a creep.
Comment from Danira Von K
Time: November 3, 2009, 3:00 pm
Aw pick me =[
This is one thing i sadly don’t have yet =[
arigato<3
Comment from Kinzie
Time: November 3, 2009, 3:04 pm
I hope I win this toaster!
Comment from sil
Time: November 3, 2009, 3:10 pm
my little cousin has been wanting a kitty toaster….give this way please
Comment from BethanyBoo
Time: November 3, 2009, 3:13 pm
I want hello kitty toast everyday!
Comment from jennie
Time: November 3, 2009, 3:17 pm
i love hello kity =)
Comment from Joe
Time: November 3, 2009, 3:33 pm
My gf wants this toaster and has been bugging me about it. Whatever to keep the gf happy. *shivers*
Comment from alex
Time: November 3, 2009, 3:39 pm
OH! I DO HOPE ITS ME! We need a new toaster!
Comment from C. Paula
Time: November 3, 2009, 3:46 pm
Wouldn’t mind taking the toaster to work.
Comment from alphar
Time: November 3, 2009, 3:58 pm
I want I Want, need toaster nooooow.
Comment from Emily
Time: November 3, 2009, 4:04 pm
pretty please!
Comment from Echo
Time: November 3, 2009, 4:23 pm
I wantz!
Comment from Aiai
Time: November 3, 2009, 4:27 pm
Come on, it IS a hello kitty toaster. Gotta have to have one.
Comment from Kitty
Time: November 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
I want the toaster! Thanks!
Comment from Kat
Time: November 3, 2009, 4:29 pm
I’ve got a blowtorch with the toaster’s name on it.
Comment from Kristen
Time: November 3, 2009, 4:51 pm
I am neither a hater, nor a fan. But I do have a beautiful daughter turning 6 in a few short weeks that love all things pink and Hello Kitty.
Comment from Mary
Time: November 3, 2009, 4:53 pm
It’s cute.
Comment from Suzanne
Time: November 3, 2009, 5:22 pm
How could anyone NOT want such a cute toaster!!!
Comment from nerissa
Time: November 3, 2009, 5:25 pm
i want i want..please pick me
Comment from jimaie.marie
Time: November 3, 2009, 5:27 pm
omggggg, this is amazing!!!
i hope i win, i hope i win, i hope i win!!!!!
Comment from emily
Time: November 3, 2009, 5:50 pm
*crosses fingers*
hope i win!
Comment from Marzipan
Time: November 3, 2009, 5:52 pm
I have always wanted that toaster.
Comment from Heather
Time: November 3, 2009, 5:57 pm
Hello Kitty? – I can not understand the attraction BUT in saying that, my darling daughters LOVES Hello Kitty. I think that might have something to do with the Japanese exchange students we host every year and have done for the last 5 years.
To have a toaster for this years exchange student – would be brilliant
If I am the lucky choosen one!
Comment from Micki
Time: November 3, 2009, 5:57 pm
I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THAT TOASTER Im in school and cannot afford anything so it would be nice to win it!
Comment from Shou
Time: November 3, 2009, 6:03 pm
Hillarious!
Comment from HK13
Time: November 3, 2009, 6:18 pm
I am totally not one of your wife’s friends so if I win you needn’t worry about me passing it on to her. Really.
Comment from pat
Time: November 3, 2009, 6:58 pm
Never noticed Hello Kitty until I found your website – now I see it everywhere! Do not own any – maybe this will be my introduction to hell…..
Comment from Marg
Time: November 3, 2009, 7:14 pm
I just moved into a new apt, and I promised my roomies toast with hello kitty’s face graced across it. c:
Comment from Adair
Time: November 3, 2009, 7:24 pm
Clever idea, burning a picture into toast. I can see good potential for this idea, like with writing instead of HK.
I’m a pack rat, so I would be interested in having that toaster for the sake of the coolness of imprinted toast, no matter what’s on it.
Comment from Joan
Time: November 3, 2009, 7:25 pm
It would make my life complete<3333 x]
Comment from pikachu
Time: November 3, 2009, 7:33 pm
I like toast
Comment from Liz
Time: November 3, 2009, 7:41 pm
I could use a toaster. And I’d get a kick out of re-painting that thing something awful. But it’s kinda creepy they were able to get your address…
Comment from Anonymous
Time: November 3, 2009, 7:47 pm
I’ve never seen so many responses to a blog!
I’d like to enter – thanks.
Comment from theVIVX
Time: November 3, 2009, 7:52 pm
???? You’re going to give it away instead of smashing it to bits? Anyway, gimme gimme gimme please! >^.^<
Comment from Alice K.
Time: November 3, 2009, 7:54 pm
Please enter me in the contest!
Thank you!
Comment from ShelbyP
Time: November 3, 2009, 7:59 pm
Can I just say that I love your website. Totally cracks me up.
Comment from Kary Cortazar
Time: November 3, 2009, 8:08 pm
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww pleasseeeeee pick me…:)
i’d love to help u out with this HUGE burden
love ur site
Comment from Slightly Scard of the Cult
Time: November 3, 2009, 8:24 pm
Sounds like a close call. I kinda hope that your stalker is crying over the mistake. It would only be just, since they were trying to make your life worse.
Comment from jair
Time: November 3, 2009, 8:43 pm
If I win, I promise to mail you pictures of the utter destruction of the horrid piece of crap.
Comment from Mai
Time: November 3, 2009, 8:44 pm
I would like to amaze the hello kitty-ers by saying that their messiah has shown up in my toast repeatedly
Comment from Angelica
Time: November 3, 2009, 8:47 pm
I would love to have it!!
Comment from Chelsea
Time: November 3, 2009, 9:07 pm
Time to test my luck.. pick me!
Comment from Michelle
Time: November 3, 2009, 9:39 pm
Toaster please !:)
Comment from Christina
Time: November 3, 2009, 9:52 pm
pleaseee! I’m moving soon and I would love to wake up to a nice hello kitty faced toaster! (which would probably annoy the crap outta my boyfriend..)
Comment from Laura
Time: November 3, 2009, 10:19 pm
I will happily take it off your hands!
Comment from Ashmoe
Time: November 3, 2009, 10:21 pm
i like toast
Comment from Norman
Time: November 3, 2009, 10:30 pm
I would gladly destroy it for you.
Comment from Alyssa
Time: November 3, 2009, 10:45 pm
I think I need to drive my cousins nuts with Hello Kitty toast. This could be fun.
Comment from Jenny N
Time: November 3, 2009, 10:51 pm
Must have toaster. Will make bf crazy-pissed! Hehehehe…..
Comment from Shelbi
Time: November 3, 2009, 10:51 pm
Just because I can. XD
Comment from Jasmine
Time: November 3, 2009, 10:52 pm
i neeeeeeeddd one for my dorm
Comment from Marabunta
Time: November 3, 2009, 10:59 pm
Hello Kitty & I were born at the same time November 1, 1974!!! YEY!!! Happy Birthday to US…hope I get to make Hello Kitty toast.
Comment from katie farshtey
Time: November 3, 2009, 11:08 pm
pick me pick me
Comment from Christine
Time: November 3, 2009, 11:09 pm
I would absolutely love this. My Hello Kitty collection consists of 4 things. This would be lucky number 5!
Comment from Ilana
Time: November 3, 2009, 11:16 pm
I want a hello kitty toaster!!!!
Comment from jt
Time: November 3, 2009, 11:18 pm
This would rule
Comment from Maura
Time: November 3, 2009, 11:47 pm
i want it
Comment from Birgitta Wingardh
Time: November 3, 2009, 11:56 pm
i even have a hello kitty smoking pipe…pick me
Comment from Valpants
Time: November 4, 2009, 12:02 am
I will gift it to my roommate who hates cats
Comment from Danielle
Time: November 4, 2009, 12:29 am
I hope this is the winning number!
Comment from Meghan
Time: November 4, 2009, 12:46 am
My soon to be 4 year old wants a Hello Kitty Birthday party next month..and one of her favorite foods right now is toast! Please pick me!!
Thank you!
Comment from gloria
Time: November 4, 2009, 2:05 am
please please Please i hope i win!! =D
Comment from Ana
Time: November 4, 2009, 4:02 am
Will the toaster fly to Portugal?
Comment from melissa.
Time: November 4, 2009, 4:12 am
well what do you know, i like toast too!
Comment from A.
Time: November 4, 2009, 4:51 am
If I won this toaster, I know a little girl I think I could convince to beat the thing with a baseball bat. Video shouldn’t be a problem.
If I can’t, I’d donate it to jeff. I’d wouldn’t mind seeing Hello Kitty take flight.
Comment from Sanne
Time: November 4, 2009, 5:15 am
I could so use that toaster to replace our old and shaggy one. And to torment my brother with Hello Kitty toast every morning. :3
Comment from Sezja
Time: November 4, 2009, 5:19 am
>^..^< Hello Kitty all the way!
Comment from Kirsty Ware
Time: November 4, 2009, 5:59 am
awesome…we need a toaster for the office.
Comment from theplasticpanda
Time: November 4, 2009, 6:02 am
I actually need a toaster.
Comment from Yi
Time: November 4, 2009, 6:39 am
i want the toaster~~
but i must say it’s a pretty scary to have some weird stranger to send stuff to your parent’s house.
Comment from Leonard
Time: November 4, 2009, 7:58 am
I need a new toaster, my original hello kitty toaster doesnt work like she used to.
Comment from HKKH
Time: November 4, 2009, 9:52 am
I just wanna see if I can get the toaster
In other news I might as well tell you that Hello Kitty Hell appeared in a Miami Herald and New York Times article announcing Hello Kitty’s 35th
Comment from Kevin
Time: November 4, 2009, 9:55 am
wow my hello kitty fanatical girlfriend would love eating hello kitty’s face with her daily toast.
Comment from Larissa
Time: November 4, 2009, 10:19 am
I desperately need this toaster!
Comment from Kozue
Time: November 4, 2009, 10:59 am
I want it!
Comment from Cyho
Time: November 4, 2009, 11:09 am
I hate hello kitty…but I need a toaster…so yeah.
Comment from Erica
Time: November 4, 2009, 11:09 am
A hello kitty toaster? How weird
Comment from Gabby
Time: November 4, 2009, 11:14 am
ohhh my poor boyfriend is totally in your boat:) i hope this is the random number cuz hello kitty food is something he hasnt experiance yet <33
Comment from carryt
Time: November 4, 2009, 11:20 am
A new toaster would be perfect! Especially with the kitty face!
Comment from Erika
Time: November 4, 2009, 11:23 am
Yes please! I just bought a new house and would love to have a new toaster! Especially Hello Kitty.
Comment from Jaylee
Time: November 4, 2009, 11:28 am
would love to take off your hands
Comment from Jessica
Time: November 4, 2009, 11:32 am
would love kitty toast
Comment from Evilcin
Time: November 4, 2009, 11:56 am
I can has?
Comment from Tamara
Time: November 4, 2009, 11:57 am
This would match my Hello Kitty and Badtz Maru guitars!!!!!!!!!
I HOPE I WIN SEND IT TO ME!!!!!
Comment from Cláudia
Time: November 4, 2009, 12:07 pm
Hi…
Here a coment from Portugal!!!!!!!!!
by all the hello kitty fan in Portugal
Love kitty xD
Comment from Marla
Time: November 4, 2009, 12:49 pm
Oh man, i’d really be happy to get some free hello kitty crap!
I know it’s redonk to love stuff with pink and evil feline pasted on the front, but I figure that as long as I don’t spend any of my actual, hard-earned money buying it, it’s okay to be in love.
- Marla
Comment from digital_cupcake
Time: November 4, 2009, 12:59 pm
Pick me, pick me! I think you’re hilarious and I do love Hello Kitty!
Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: November 4, 2009, 1:00 pm
The Contest is officially over for entries – any post before this one will be entered into the drawing and we should have a winner later on today. Any post after this will not be entered into the contest.
Comment from PK
Time: November 4, 2009, 1:01 pm
My wife would love this. We’re newlyweds and she loves HK. Would make her day.
Comment from amanda
Time: November 4, 2009, 1:05 pm
Crap, you already had 466 people want this! I am neva gonna win but my daughter saw it and said “I NEED THAT”. so here I am. (fingers crossed)
Comment from jess
Time: November 4, 2009, 1:05 pm
darn, hope i didn’t miss it….
Comment from dean
Time: November 4, 2009, 1:05 pm
I love free stuff. Who doesn’t know someone who would like it?
Comment from Amber
Time: November 4, 2009, 1:21 pm
Darn! Twenty minutes late!
Comment from julie
Time: November 4, 2009, 1:25 pm
Please please please I would love this!
Comment from hubergal
Time: November 4, 2009, 1:31 pm
DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!! Missed the cutoff by 30 minutes!
Love the website, tho!
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Comment from Lori
Time: November 6, 2009, 10:13 am
Bwah, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaa! Just wait until I get my hands on that toaster!
(evil grin here)
Comment from kimberly
Time: November 6, 2009, 7:50 pm
I would like to win the kitty toaster Please, Give it to me..me.. me… me
Comment from Selena
Time: November 6, 2009, 10:07 pm
How do I unsubscribe from these comments?!?! It’s too many!!!!
Comment from Lily
Time: November 6, 2009, 10:08 pm
I’ve wanted a hello kitty toaster for so long!
Comment from vampiress
Time: November 6, 2009, 11:14 pm
selena, look in the emails, there is a link to manage subscriptions
Comment from LeetSee
Time: November 9, 2009, 2:10 am
So did anyone win this toaster?
OH GOOOOOOSHH I would be so happy to have it!
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Comment from Lyanne
Time: November 10, 2009, 5:57 pm
mmmmmh wat ican do w/ toasttt!
Comment from Jen
Time: November 11, 2009, 7:36 am
I would be happy to take this off your hands…my daughter is just getting into Hello Kitty and would be amazed at the “magic toaster” that can produce Hello Kitty’s face!
Comment from stuart
Time: November 13, 2009, 6:56 am
my gf is crazy about hello kittty.
and i hope that this wil by it.
Comment from ms. v
Time: November 13, 2009, 5:10 pm
I can’t believe I missed this contest!!! bummer!
Comment from ceilidh
Time: November 14, 2009, 5:12 am
omg just gotta have it!!! xxx
Comment from ceilidh
Time: November 14, 2009, 5:13 am
where can i but one??? xxx
Comment from Emanuela
Time: November 15, 2009, 2:31 pm
0MFG i HAV3 LiK3 3V3RYTHin H3LL0 KiTTY i W0ULD L00000000000000000000000V3 THiS 0N3!!
Comment from Brie
Time: November 18, 2009, 3:17 pm
My roommate had this toaster. Not only did it not toast the image of hello kitty into anything except for super white bread, it didn’t do a good job at it and most things required 2 toastings.
Comment from fart panda
Time: November 19, 2009, 4:17 pm
if i win this toaster, i promise to burn and eat every piece of toast that i toast in that effer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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