Hello Kitty Cat Wars Star Wars Anime
You knew when Hello Kitty came out with an anime series that it wouldn’t be good. What you probably failed to understand was how truly horrid it would be. In her never ending quest to destroy and co-opt anything even remotely popular, the evil feline once again has modded Star Wars in ways that should never be considered with “Cat Wars.”
While I should write that I will now give a spoiler, I really don’t need to because when I explain it you won’t believe me — but you can’t make these things up. This video featuring Darth Cat Nip, Princess Kitty, Master Fluke, Hop 2 D 2, Hobi Kat Nobi and, of course, The Fur. The question is can you last until Master Fluke and Darth Kat Nip fight with their Flea Sabers. Seriously, watch at your own risk!
The worst part of watching this was that my wife saw my jaw on the ground in disbelief and took that to mean that I was actually interested. I don’t know if it is worse having my wife now constantly wanting me to watch this series or instantly thinking of “The Fur” and “flea sabers” when Star Wars is brought up. You can not unthink these things which ensures never ending Hello Kitty Hell…
Posted: January 21st, 2010 under Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 16
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#1 Comment from Georgia-Rae
Time: January 21, 2010, 2:17 pm
i cant watch it
i was intruiged aswell
#2 Comment from M.
Time: January 21, 2010, 2:24 pm
ahh the video is only available in USA.
Greetings from south america, yes HK madness is all over the world lol
#3 Comment from Ian
Time: January 21, 2010, 2:59 pm
I last 4 minutes… it hurt my brain
#4 Comment from Rebecca
Time: January 21, 2010, 4:54 pm
Oh my goodness that was sooooo stupid. and yet i watched it all.
#5 Comment from Jon
Time: January 21, 2010, 5:53 pm
I did find a Star Wars v Hello Kitty video in the making. Seems like they realise the Kitty’s true evil intent. Just a teaser, but I’m looking forward to seeing more.
#6 Comment from Sabree
Time: January 21, 2010, 9:20 pm
I have that episode on DVD. :] Same with the Wizard of Oz one, Jaws (a.k.a Paws), and etc. I love them. ^_^
#7 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 22, 2010, 2:04 am
I can’t watch it either, but surely Hello Kitty started out as an anime?
#8 Comment from Shari
Time: January 22, 2010, 10:53 am
I can just see it now … HK in the Princess Leia “gold bikini” scene. Even HK fans can’t want that happen. It’s just so wrong.
#9 Comment from Regina
Time: January 22, 2010, 7:58 pm
As a rabid Star Wars fan and erstwhile Hello Kitty fan, I had to watch this.
…I think I’ll regret it.
#10 Comment from Wendy
Time: January 23, 2010, 9:41 am
Oh wow… just the theme song makes me want to barf. I keep thinking this poor session musician who had to sing this crap had to be contemplating suicide during the entire session. Wow. Just wow.
I also heard Princess Kitty’s planet as “Cat Turd.”
#11 Comment from Liz
Time: January 23, 2010, 2:07 pm
O.o… what?
#12 Comment from lis
Time: January 25, 2010, 2:04 pm
ooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww that hurt my brain i lasted 6 minutes 0.o
#13 Comment from jinxiejae
Time: February 9, 2010, 11:59 am
as a star wars geek i have to cry BLASPHEMY!
#14 Comment from biteme
Time: March 2, 2010, 10:50 am
that just isnt right. wow….. scarred for life!!!
#15 Comment from K. Muraki
Time: March 16, 2010, 4:13 pm
This series came out quite a while ago, back in the late 1980s or thereabouts, and I don’t think it’s being produced any more. I watched it back then and I thought it was pretty clever and not that saccharine at all, but to quote TvTropes. “Your Mileage May Vary”
#16 Comment from Nerdie
Time: May 16, 2010, 4:10 pm
I think I’m more disappointed there was no han solo character.
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