Hello Kitty Cat Wars Star Wars Anime

You knew when Hello Kitty came out with an anime series that it wouldn’t be good. What you probably failed to understand was how truly horrid it would be. In her never ending quest to destroy and co-opt anything even remotely popular, the evil feline once again has modded Star Wars in ways that should never be considered with “Cat Wars.”

While I should write that I will now give a spoiler, I really don’t need to because when I explain it you won’t believe me — but you can’t make these things up. This video featuring Darth Cat Nip, Princess Kitty, Master Fluke, Hop 2 D 2, Hobi Kat Nobi and, of course, The Fur. The question is can you last until Master Fluke and Darth Kat Nip fight with their Flea Sabers. Seriously, watch at your own risk!

The worst part of watching this was that my wife saw my jaw on the ground in disbelief and took that to mean that I was actually interested. I don’t know if it is worse having my wife now constantly wanting me to watch this series or instantly thinking of “The Fur” and “flea sabers” when Star Wars is brought up. You can not unthink these things which ensures never ending Hello Kitty Hell…

16 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Cat Wars Star Wars Anime

  1. I can just see it now … HK in the Princess Leia “gold bikini” scene. Even HK fans can’t want that happen. It’s just so wrong.

  2. Oh wow… just the theme song makes me want to barf. I keep thinking this poor session musician who had to sing this crap had to be contemplating suicide during the entire session. Wow. Just wow.

    I also heard Princess Kitty’s planet as “Cat Turd.”

  3. This series came out quite a while ago, back in the late 1980s or thereabouts, and I don’t think it’s being produced any more. I watched it back then and I thought it was pretty clever and not that saccharine at all, but to quote TvTropes. “Your Mileage May Vary”

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