Hello Kitty Cat Wars Star Wars Anime

You knew when Hello Kitty came out with an anime series that it wouldn’t be good. What you probably failed to understand was how truly horrid it would be. In her never ending quest to destroy and co-opt anything even remotely popular, the evil feline once again has modded Star Wars in ways that should never be considered with “Cat Wars.”

While I should write that I will now give a spoiler, I really don’t need to because when I explain it you won’t believe me — but you can’t make these things up. This video featuring Darth Cat Nip, Princess Kitty, Master Fluke, Hop 2 D 2, Hobi Kat Nobi and, of course, The Fur. The question is can you last until Master Fluke and Darth Kat Nip fight with their Flea Sabers. Seriously, watch at your own risk!

The worst part of watching this was that my wife saw my jaw on the ground in disbelief and took that to mean that I was actually interested. I don’t know if it is worse having my wife now constantly wanting me to watch this series or instantly thinking of “The Fur” and “flea sabers” when Star Wars is brought up. You can not unthink these things which ensures never ending Hello Kitty Hell…

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16 Responses to Hello Kitty Cat Wars Star Wars Anime

  1. Georgia-Rae says:

    :( i cant watch it
    i was intruiged aswell

  2. M. says:

    ahh the video is only available in USA.

    Greetings from south america, yes HK madness is all over the world lol

  3. Ian says:

    I last 4 minutes… it hurt my brain

  4. Rebecca says:

    Oh my goodness that was sooooo stupid. and yet i watched it all.

  5. Jon says:

    I did find a Star Wars v Hello Kitty video in the making. Seems like they realise the Kitty’s true evil intent. Just a teaser, but I’m looking forward to seeing more.


  6. Sabree says:

    I have that episode on DVD. :] Same with the Wizard of Oz one, Jaws (a.k.a Paws), and etc. I love them. ^_^

  7. Kitteh!! says:

    I can’t watch it either, but surely Hello Kitty started out as an anime?

  8. Shari says:

    I can just see it now … HK in the Princess Leia “gold bikini” scene. Even HK fans can’t want that happen. It’s just so wrong.

  9. Regina says:

    As a rabid Star Wars fan and erstwhile Hello Kitty fan, I had to watch this.
    …I think I’ll regret it.

  10. Wendy says:

    Oh wow… just the theme song makes me want to barf. I keep thinking this poor session musician who had to sing this crap had to be contemplating suicide during the entire session. Wow. Just wow.

    I also heard Princess Kitty’s planet as “Cat Turd.”

  11. Liz says:

    O.o… what?

  12. lis says:

    ooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww that hurt my brain i lasted 6 minutes 0.o

  13. jinxiejae says:

    as a star wars geek i have to cry BLASPHEMY!

  14. biteme says:

    that just isnt right. wow….. scarred for life!!!

  15. K. Muraki says:

    This series came out quite a while ago, back in the late 1980s or thereabouts, and I don’t think it’s being produced any more. I watched it back then and I thought it was pretty clever and not that saccharine at all, but to quote TvTropes. “Your Mileage May Vary”

  16. Nerdie says:

    I think I’m more disappointed there was no han solo character.

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