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Hello Kitty Baby Stuff


The issue with Hello Kitty baby stuff is that there is actually some unfortunate baby in the world that has to wear and be surrounded by it because, for some unfathomable reason, the parent worshipping the evil feline thinks that it is cute. Now, this baby will likely seek unimaginable revenge upon the offending parent for doing this to her when she is old enough to realize the child abuse that had been thrust upon her (unfortunately, I also must say “or him” — the sad fact is that Hello Kitty fanatics don’t really care). In their early formative years, however, they are absolutely defenseless to the torturous indoctrination. Skeptical? This is what happens to a baby that ends up with a Hello Kitty fanatic that has access to Hello Kitty baby stuff:

hello kitty baby stuff

This again shows me that Hello Kitty condoms may not be as bad as I first imagined since it would spare my children the above to the order of several magnitudes…

Sent in by Natalie of her friend’s 4 month-old baby, Naomi, who already looks ready to call child services on her parents to try and escape the Hello Kitty Hell that she finds herself in…

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