Antonio Garay is a 6-foot-4, 320-pound NFL defender. Usually I would have nothing bad to say about someone who could undoubtedly do me great physical harm, but Antonio also proudly drives a Hello Kitty smart car:
Despite the risk of having him show up at my door and twisting me into a pretzel, I have to tell the truth. Antonio has become so delusional with his ability to endure the pain inflicted upon him in the NFL that he has recklessly assumed that he can live with any pain that the evil feline might throw his way. He doesn’t realise how wrong he is, as he will quickly realise when his significant other insists that he wears these. Either that, or he has had his head slapped so many times that he can no longer think clearly. Either way, he’s unwittingly headed into a life of Hello Kitty Hell from which he will never be able to escape.
Sent in by Binks