Low Rise Men’s Underwear


It’s always more than a bit scary when I open my emails with Hello Kitty photos attached because there can be something like the Hello Kitty low rise men’s underwear waiting to greet me inside:

hello-kitty-mens-underwear

Of course, even worse than seeing something like this is having to listen to my wife’s reaction to it. “Oh, those are soooo cute! You know, we really should get them and then take a photo!”

It is times like this when it actually helps to have lived in Hello Kitty Hell for a long period of time because instead of sitting there with a blank stare of unbelieving incomprehension at what the Hello Kitty fanatic had just said (which will ultimate lead to further Hello Kitty Hell doom down the road), you are able to actually translate what has just been said into language that normal people can comprehend.

In this case: “I have been a Hello Kitty fanatic so long that I fail to realize that a middle aged man with a beer gut in tight Hello Kitty underwear is not something cute, but something that could get him arrested and sent to jail for a long period of time. Even with this blind spot to my senses, I do know if I can get a photo of him in said underwear that it will be perfect blackmail material that will guarantee that I get any Hello Kitty item I want for the next 10 years.”

It’s not going to be a pretty sight when these arrive and it will certainly mean that new depths of Hello Kitty Hell will be reached…

Sent in by Hayley who should have to see all her men wear these monstrosities everyday for the rest of her life for thinking for even a second that sending me this photo could produce anything positive in the world…

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196 Responses to Low Rise Men’s Underwear

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  3. Aly says:

    Lmao!
    ok i think these are funny as hell. I dont mind them on a hot guy as a funny thing but like the blogger said on someone with a beer belly i think i’d puke

  4. Filmfeline says:

    I LOVE THIS WEB SITE!
    I share your disease and OMG these undies are so fab!

    (Not for a guy tho, HK ona guy, dunno…)
    XOXO

  5. Tampopo says:

    i’m wearing now one of these >:3. Purchased in Ebay from Hong Kong vendor. The tags are in japanese lol

  6. Justin says:

    OOOOOH!!!!

    They look nice. I want to buy some for myself.

  7. Miguel says:

    Where can I get these? I’m serious someone send me the website please!

  8. ms.76 says:

    ~HAWT!X3

  9. RACHEL says:

    WHAT I’M MORE CONCERNED ABOUT IS WHAT HE IS DOING WITH HIS LEFT HAND IN MAIN PICTURE. IS HE TRYING TO FIND HELLO OR KITTY?

  10. palam says:

    I really love HK underwear, but when I’ve showed it to my boyfriend craving for appreciation he disappointed me saing: ” Cmon, the only man who is going to wear it is fat, creepy and Japanese-obsessed geek. =( Nevertheless my kitty will say HELLO to that guy;)……

  11. Eastline says:

    Where can I buy em?

  12. Eastline says:

    Srsly, where can I buy them? ;o

  13. Meow~ says:

    WHERE CAN I PURCHASE THESE MAGNIFICENT THINGS?

  14. paulzedrich says:

    where do you buy these? I WANT THEM!

  15. TEEHEE! says:

    OMG! That is so gross!

  16. dtakan0 says:

    Ok, firstly, hello Kitty is a girls thing. I’ve never seen any guy wear a bag or have pencil case with Hello Kitty, well except in Japan. But Hello Kitty men’s underwear? It’s sooooo sooo unacceptable.

  17. no way! says:

    no hello kittY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! unacceptable esp for men, i mean really?

  18. Sal says:

    I am male, 24, straight, and would TOTALLY wear those briefs. I cant imagine anything that would be more effective in bringing a woman’s face down to crotch level than flashing those undies on the club floor.

  19. zeetwo says:

    I got mine on ebay :) <3 them

  20. Megan says:

    LOL in the first pic on the top right, why is he POINTY

  21. kittygirl says:

    These are the sexiest effin things I have ever seen in my life. I make my bf wear them and he does cuz he loves me…?

  22. Shannon says:

    SEXY!!!

  23. survivor says:

    Man! I fell in love with those. I’m getting one pair for sure :D

  24. maurizo says:

    I’d like to find website where buy men’s underwear of Hello Kitty

  25. survivor says:

    Correction. I got ones, me and my gf love them!!

  26. Michael says:

    These pants make a man a real man :D

  27. Miguel says:

    WHere can I get them… all of them?

  28. survivor says:

    Just look on ebay. I got mines there

  29. felipe genis says:

    hi! i want to buy one of those hot sexy low rise men wear?

  30. Sabree says:

    I bought these as a joke for my boyfriend once but I fell so in love with them that I now wear them >.> haha

  31. Lisa says:

    Hahaha! That’s so funny xD I wanna get these for my boyfriend so badly now…

  32. i want these for my younger brother…
    hahahaha so freakin bad!!\

  33. nea says:

    where can you by this?

  34. Wolfy says:

    My girlfriend loves Hello Kitty, so I got these as a V-day present for her…. a month later I had to buy six more becuase I noticed that whenever I wore them my girlfriend really appreciated it, and so did I.

  35. kidrobot says:

    Darlene: take a xanax and calm it down about 50 notches, its a little overboard to call his “man”hood into question over not liking HK. (she’s probably some 300 lb wildebeest who hasn’t seen a real man her entire life.)
    I hate to say I love these, I’d love them even if they didnt have HK on them, but HK makes it even better. I will buy a pair for my boyfriend who will more than likely only wear these once for my amusement and never again, but as I see it, I wear things for his amusement he can wear something for mine ;)

  36. brett melton says:

    I’m game. I wonder how much they are!

  37. Summer says:

    I recently showed these to my gay co-worker. I asked him if he would wear them. He informed me that these were too gay even for him. Will someone please tell Sanrio that they can not just put hello kitty on everything and expect it to be marketable. This is ridiculous!!!

  38. C1T says:

    I actually have this pair of undies, and yes, I’m a gay guy. I’m not a flamboyant queer, but I enjoy underwear that are on the harder side to find. It’s something you won’t see too many guys wearing. Feminine symbol or not, I think they’re cute as hell and they definitely stand out.

  39. Santa123fawr says:

    STOP BULLYING DARLINE!!! SHE DID NOTHING WRONG, YOU WAR LOVING SATANISTS!!!! If this ruin’s my sanriotown rep or attract’s flamers to me I don’t give one.

    Seriously; You LIKE it when men OBSESS over VIOLENT movies and VIOLENT video games and pledge to LOATHE all things NICE and PEACEFULL and INNOCENT??!!!!!!

    Go to hell. All of you.

    I detest ANY Hello Kitty fanatic who is acting like nothing but a brainwashed zombie. Quit your fucking whinning. The only thing wrong with these undies is how tight they are.

    Darline, don’t let them bully you. Your sticking up for the planet. This topic makes me want to atempt suiside all over again. How could humans be so..soo…..

    HATEFULL??!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. Santa123fawr says:

    My God not have pitty on any of you…

    If Hello Kitty is EVER evil, this thread is living PROOF of it. And all who posted in it that bullied Darline!!!*scowl’s*

  41. Santa123fawr says:

    YOU AWFUL BULLIES. MAY THE 2000claws destroy you. :)

  42. zac gookin says:

    i like em! where do you buy them?!!?!

  43. Nick says:

    Hell of a cute guy.Has he got a number?

  44. zac says:

    hey i would really love a pair of these! but im not going to bug you about it or leave you terrible comments about how much of a dick you are or anything like that. i just want to say anyway that you are hot and those really fit you well! and im glad i get to do this and talk to you even for this long! please reply!

  45. omar says:

    How can I order a pair of these?

  46. Scott says:

    Please, Please, Please, PLEASE

    Where do I get some, they are just beautiful!

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