Hello Kitty Low Rise Men’s Underwear
It’s always more than a bit scary when I open my emails with Hello Kitty photos attached because there can be something like the Hello Kitty low rise men’s underwear waiting to greet me inside:
Of course, even worse than seeing something like this is having to listen to my wife’s reaction to it. “Oh, those are soooo cute! You know, we really should get them and then take a photo!”
It is times like this when it actually helps to have lived in Hello Kitty Hell for a long period of time because instead of sitting there with a blank stare of unbelieving incomprehension at what the Hello Kitty fanatic had just said (which will ultimate lead to further Hello Kitty Hell doom down the road), you are able to actually translate what has just been said into language that normal people can comprehend.
In this case: “I have been a Hello Kitty fanatic so long that I fail to realize that a middle aged man with a beer gut in tight Hello Kitty underwear is not something cute, but something that could get him arrested and sent to jail for a long period of time. Even with this blind spot to my senses, I do know if I can get a photo of him in said underwear that it will be perfect blackmail material that will guarantee that I get any Hello Kitty item I want for the next 10 years.”
It’s not going to be a pretty sight when these arrive and it will certainly mean that new depths of Hello Kitty Hell will be reached…
Sent in by Hayley who should have to see all her men wear these monstrosities everyday for the rest of her life for thinking for even a second that sending me this photo could produce anything positive in the world…
Posted: March 3rd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex.
Comments: 163
Comments
Comment from Marc Chapman
Time: March 3, 2009, 5:59 am
Ummm… I actually have all of these underwear.
Comment from darlene
Time: March 3, 2009, 6:10 am
Are you ever going to be masculine enough to not feel threatened by wearing Hello Kitty? It’s so sad reading your pathetic attempts to justify why mens Hello Kitty clothes are bad when it’s obvious that it is your lack of being a real man. Real men have no issues with Hello Kitty because they have the confidence necessary to be real men, unlike you.
And you also have some nerve putting words into your wife’s mouth. She wants to spend quality time with you and even thinks you would look good in Hello Kitty clothes and all you can do is badmouth her. Maybe if you gained a bit more respect for her and yourself, this wouldn’t be such a mind numbing blog to read all the time. We are all getting tired of your rants that you think are funny, but only show what a juvenile you really are.
Comment from sansicarus
Time: March 3, 2009, 6:25 am
These things look tighter than a cat’s arsehole – one-way ticket to testicular cancer!
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: March 3, 2009, 6:43 am
Perhaps I should get myself a kilt after all? 
In case you didn’t know, I am Scottish! 
Comment from hk!
Time: March 3, 2009, 7:25 am
i have to say these ARE kind of cute………LOL
Comment from Catherine
Time: March 3, 2009, 7:32 am
I have to agree w/ MHKH a beer gut and those undies would be hideous, add pasty white skin and that is one serious turn off. But, on the other hand the model looks adorable in them. They wouldn’t be on very long
Comment from Stephanie
Time: March 3, 2009, 8:14 am
I have to say the model is really working those undies.
But unless the men are a model, they shouldn’t wear those. Wouldn’t be attractive at all. At least they’re not pink.
Comment from HKhater
Time: March 3, 2009, 9:11 am
Darlene are you writing from a mental hospital? If so the doctors may want to up your meds and decrease your internet time.
Comment from deidre
Time: March 3, 2009, 9:16 am
THOSE ARE REALLY CUTE BUT i THINK MY BOYFRiEND WOULD DiE BEFORE WEARiNG THEM LOLz
Comment from miss kitten
Time: March 3, 2009, 9:31 am
these are cute. however. the ONLY gentlemen who should wear these are those gentlemen who buy/request them for themselves, and not those who are shamed/guilted into wearing them by the woman in their life.
Comment from andophiroxia
Time: March 3, 2009, 9:38 am
I wouldn’t have my man wear those. The model is good in them though.
At least it isn’t pink… but geez, make it Dear Daniel, not HK.
Comment from Tara
Time: March 3, 2009, 10:06 am
OMG AMAZING. where can you buy them? my boyfriend NEEDS them!
Comment from Heza-chan
Time: March 3, 2009, 10:24 am
Darlene, we get it, you have no sense of humor. Why do you have this blog bookmarked if you hate it so much? Oh you love to be obnoxious. I get it. Get a life.
Comment from Acton
Time: March 3, 2009, 12:03 pm
I am sorry I rather be freeballing before wear these, If they have boxers or regular briefs………… well what you don’t see will not hurt you. *
* prints on underwear make not sense for me.
Comment from melora
Time: March 3, 2009, 1:20 pm
O.K. I am a huge Hello Kitty fan, but this is going a bit too far. =(^.^)=
Comment from leslie mower
Time: March 3, 2009, 1:52 pm
you poor sot. all though id have to admit, id wouldnt mind having that model in my room hello kitty briefs or not.>:>
Comment from Magic Smoothie
Time: March 3, 2009, 3:54 pm
O_________O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; *HURRK*
They must have paid that guy a king’ ransom. Or he’s a blooming fairy.
Excuse me, I have to clean up this vomit now.
(Also, what HTML can be used in the comments?)
Comment from Mari
Time: March 3, 2009, 4:01 pm
Who ever thought that eye-candy would make me want to gouge my eyes out. I’m more scarred by that than the nude HK.
Comment from Liz
Time: March 3, 2009, 4:17 pm
Ewww! Nastay.
And darlene, hate ta break it to ya, but I would question the masculinity, sexuality, and sanity of any man who would willingly wear that monstrosity they call men’s underwear.
Comment from Indigo
Time: March 3, 2009, 4:48 pm
I…uh…wow. My goodness me. Those are some tight…briefs.
Are we sure this isn’t a joke? The irony is almost too perfect – toned, masculine man paired with an icon that can only be called girly.
Comment from Shar
Time: March 3, 2009, 6:37 pm
I missed Darlene. I’m fairly confident “she” is actually some guy in middle management who gets yelled at by his boss all day and this is the only thing he can think of to do to entertain himself. But “her” remarks crack me up and are part of the charm of HKH for this Hello Kitty nut.
As for the featured product, yeah, dude, I hope the underpants gnomes steal them from you to make a profit.
Comment from psychokitty
Time: March 3, 2009, 8:58 pm
okaaaayy…these are not bad at all. Mostly because the guy is so hot, that it really cancels out the hello kitty.
Comment from Arana
Time: March 4, 2009, 1:37 am
Oh goody..an accessory to match the hello kitty condom. It is very important in today’s society to that one “accessories”.
Comment from krakit
Time: March 4, 2009, 1:45 am
Your translation is hilarious
and makes total sense!
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: March 4, 2009, 2:36 am
@Magic Smoothie, obvious tags like bold, italic and underscore, and I think strike through and changed font (name and size) if you know the tags. A limited range of smilies like (with spaces added to defeat the interpreter : ) , ; ) , : ( , ; ( , : evil : , and : twisted : which give you 
;( :eveil: and respectively.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: March 4, 2009, 2:38 am
Ok, ;( apparently doesn’t work as crying or mad and I mistyped 
Still I missed : D , : P : 
and 
anyway.
Comment from Eize
Time: March 4, 2009, 3:00 am
A new fraternity initiation rite is born: dare the newbies to wear this underwear in the men’s locker room for a month!
Comment from Kittycolin67
Time: March 4, 2009, 4:06 am
That underwear is amazing, if this is a real product where can you get them?
Comment from kitterztoo
Time: March 4, 2009, 6:28 am
Meow! I would NEVER make my guy wear those….but dang that guy is hot in those! In real life, if I saw that on a guy, I would be wondering where his boyfriend was…..?
Comment from Sharon
Time: March 4, 2009, 8:05 am
YEEEEEEEGODS. Normally I wouldn’t type something like this, but I’m sure you’ll understand. Those red lines in front have fine red print that says, “Cut Here.”
If a guy wants to wear those things, that’s one thing, but being shamed, guilted, and THEN blackmailed on top of that… well pal, I just pray to all that’s holy that you were exaggerating.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: March 4, 2009, 8:14 am
@ Sharon, you’ve given me an idea. Make those lines “tear here, please teat here NOW!!” (and get me the h*11 out of these things)
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: March 4, 2009, 8:15 am
Make that “…please tear here…”
Comment from Kitty
Time: March 4, 2009, 11:39 am
Dear god why?! What twisted sick depraved mind came up with these? There is only one group of men i can think of who would willingly wear them, and even then its touch and go.
And Darlene, honey, go outside of your home and interact with REAL people, and learn about life, and most importanly HUMOUR. Sheesh girl, if you hate this guy so much then why read his blog?
I despise HK for all it is and stands for these days, and I am female. I adore hats and shoes and pretty clothes and other things, but if anyone gave me anything HK related I would never ever speak to them again.
Girl, find a healthy interest.
Comment from Satan wears pink
Time: March 4, 2009, 12:03 pm
If my husband wore these I would divorce him. That underwear is so gay that my gay friends wouldn’t wear it. If you ever find a man wearing these, he must be dating Darlene! Gross icky and distgusting *barf*
Comment from Georga
Time: March 4, 2009, 12:14 pm
OH MY GOD! Scariest Hello Kitty item. Ever.
My daughter just came down here as I was reading this post and said that the “man panties” are scary.
Comment from Cuddle Bunny
Time: March 4, 2009, 2:46 pm
Eww, blech.
And I thought the nude drawing from the last post would be the worst thing I ever saw on HKH.
(Just read Georga’s post, “man panties are scary,” I’m laughing through the nausea).
Comment from Laiane
Time: March 4, 2009, 5:33 pm
I love this web site. Whenever I start thinking that “I’ve seen it all,” something like THIS comes along to disabuse me of that quaint notion.
Comment from janette
Time: March 4, 2009, 9:34 pm
as a hello kitty fan, i am deeply disturbed. the fear of actually seeing those on my boyfriend now haunts me.
oh dear god why?
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: March 5, 2009, 6:05 am
@ Janette, because you realise that some things are actually taking themed marketting products a step too far!
Comment from CHP
Time: March 5, 2009, 9:31 am
The red patch at the crotch looks rather disturbing, as though the model is having a hemorrhage or a horrible case of bleeding hemorrhoids. D:
Comment from Kisa
Time: March 5, 2009, 10:19 am
fsk them being for men, because I actually would love a pair for myself..
ugh I can’t believe I said that..
but I wish I had a butt like that guy! LOL
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: March 5, 2009, 10:28 am
Can I have HIM instead?????
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: March 5, 2009, 10:35 am
@Catherine: I agree, 10 seconds, tops!
@ Sharon: “Those red lines in front have fine red print that says, “Cut Here.” “…. I have scissors!!!!!!!!
I would SO wear these… I could make a certain man I know wear these.. they’d be about the same as him wearing his RED “Remove Before Flight” Boxer Briefs… which I laugh hysterically because he is a pilot!
Comment from TJ
Time: March 5, 2009, 2:50 pm
Okay, those are totally girl’s underwear that they sell to look like guy’s underwear, but a guy just has them on. Honestly, look how tight they are. I really have never run across “low rise” boxer briefs in my shopping either.
Comment from kathi
Time: March 5, 2009, 4:18 pm
Mari said: “I’m more scarred by that than the nude HK.”
I am so, so, so in that same place.
Comment from andophiroxia
Time: March 5, 2009, 11:16 pm
Strangely enough, this is pretty bad, but I think the nude HK was quite a BIT worse.
This to me would be more humiliating for the dude than the woman.
Comment from Indiana
Time: March 6, 2009, 12:26 am
Unless someone had a fetish for men in tight undies with HK on it, I’d say go buy them.
And I agree Ando. It would be humiliating for the man then the woman.
Oh and by the way, I’m bacckkkk~
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: March 6, 2009, 2:23 am
@ Indiana. Hi!
I’ve got a present for you, and I think you’ll need it after the last entry; an industrial-size bottle of brain bleach!
Comment from Jaime
Time: March 6, 2009, 4:24 am
those have GOT to be fake. i understand HK putting out the mens shirts. those are cool. especially since i have 1 friend who is a guy who LOVES hello kitty and is always sad he has to buy girl’s shirts.
i think hello kitty needs to stick to girls underwear. but at least i can scare my fiance with this photo by telling him i’ve ordered him a pair. >:D
Comment from Catherine
Time: March 6, 2009, 7:02 am
Little Indy’s back!
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: March 6, 2009, 7:25 am
Welcome back Indy!
Comment from Binks
Time: March 6, 2009, 10:01 am
If my man looked like that, who cares what underwear he wore.
Damn!
Comment from Sakura
Time: March 6, 2009, 2:15 pm
Wow. And again wow. I totally can’t believe these exist. It’s kinda wrong on so many levels.
Comment from darlene_sux
Time: March 7, 2009, 1:27 am
Darlene better be wearing that already coz’ she finds it insulting for people to hate the undies. Ok darlene, you can have the undies(i mean Hello Kitty Low Rise MENS underwear, hahahahahaha)
Comment from dan
Time: March 7, 2009, 9:00 am
where can i buy these undies? where can i buy other men’s wear items? thanks for the info!
Comment from Lauren
Time: March 7, 2009, 5:43 pm
Maybe a gay exotic dancer would wear these during a show? Really…honestly, hahaha. I don’t like these. All I know is, I see a peepee!
Comment from monkey
Time: March 8, 2009, 3:14 am
@ Satan wears pink
and just think i threaten these upon you last month.
Comment from sanriobaby
Time: March 8, 2009, 2:56 pm
Wow… he sure knows how to fill a pair of underwear! But seriously, no matter how great this male model looks, it doesn’t take away the fact that he’s wearing HK underwear and it’s just so wrong. When it comes to gender equality, there is none when it comes to HK… it belongs and should be left to the girls! If I was stupid enough to buy these for my husband, he would not only file for a divorce, but put my crazy a** in the looney bin too!
Comment from Rani
Time: March 9, 2009, 3:59 pm
My cousin came to my room and thought the guy was menstruating…
How embarrasing.
Comment from Indiana
Time: March 10, 2009, 12:52 am
@Kitteh!!
Wow. Thanks! I love this!
@Catherine and mhkitty06,
Thank you!
*cries* Such a warm welcome! I didn’t know if you’d still remember me. But now I do. =D
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: March 10, 2009, 12:21 pm
“My cousin came to my room and thought the guy was menstruating…”
Muahahahahahah!!!!!
Oh………..
(catches breath from laughing so hard I fell out of chair) that was TOO good!
Comment from STACInotSCENE
Time: March 10, 2009, 1:48 pm
that is so hot=)
i want a pair
(btw that dude has a boner)xD
Comment from johnnyGirl
Time: March 10, 2009, 6:07 pm
Um….. Wow! I love hello kitty as much as the next girl but the thought of any man wearing these is a total turn off. Please tell me they are really made for girls and the model is just a fruit?! Mr hkh if you were to wear these around the house for a day maybe the wife would realize hello kitty is not good for your sanity?? Lol
Comment from monkey
Time: March 10, 2009, 10:49 pm
this is the worse thing for a guy to wear.
Comment from johnnyGirl
Time: March 10, 2009, 10:53 pm
Why yes! Yes it is!
Comment from Princesss
Time: March 11, 2009, 12:57 am
Wow, I never knew something could be adorable and disturbing at the same time…
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: March 11, 2009, 3:21 am
Particularly if he were to wear them on his, head, stick an “Hello Kitty pencil” (not a bad idea for a product for 6YOs) up each nostril, and say “wibble”. OTOH that might also mean he’s a fan of British comedy shows?
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: March 11, 2009, 5:44 am
Kitteh!!
What in the world are they feeding you over there?!?!?
Comment from Zak
Time: March 11, 2009, 7:27 am
Those briefs are so obviously made for gay men. As a gay man, I know when things are being marketed to me. As a fellow Hello Kitty lover/hater, I explain my fascination with her thus: Sometimes even gay guys like a little pussy.
Comment from Sonja
Time: March 11, 2009, 12:57 pm
Mmmmmm Helloooooo Kitty ! Meoww lolol
I wouldnt give that as a gift to a guy but I must say the guy in the ad does have some nice buns lol
Comment from Min
Time: March 11, 2009, 1:26 pm
Dog turds in glue or Rat Au Van perhaps.
Kitty man pants=wrong.
Comment from Super HK
Time: March 11, 2009, 1:33 pm
ewies..
Comment from Cierra
Time: March 11, 2009, 6:59 pm
Dear God, I think I just went blind. Ugh… I’m gonna be sick…
This is just wrong on so many levels…
Comment from sabree
Time: March 11, 2009, 7:48 pm
I think they are adorable. However if the man was larger, pasty white, or hairy it would be completely disgusting. I would never make my boyfriend where them…however i might. ^_^ I think guys underwear is more comfy than girls anyways. hahah.
Comment from Kitty Pie
Time: March 12, 2009, 12:58 am
where can you buy these? I want to get pair, but can’t find any shops online that sell this.
thanks
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: March 12, 2009, 2:14 am
Well Min, you know exactly what I’m referencing (Blackadder Goes Fourth [sic]; IIRC Plan F).
Comment from JORDAN
Time: March 13, 2009, 11:27 am
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
Comment from Mr. 1800
Time: March 14, 2009, 11:35 pm
this is wrong in so many ways
Comment from :3
Time: March 15, 2009, 10:36 am
you can see his veins jutting out of his lovely underwear in top right corner Front showing picture…. its is very… well..
Allow me to gouge my eyes out now thank you.
Comment from zee
Time: March 15, 2009, 5:14 pm
fallingoutchairlaughing (forgot the im talk 4 that)
omg, darlene darling, you are oh so very entertaining.
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: March 16, 2009, 6:42 am
Okay so this needs to go on failblog as ‘Straight man’s underwear FAIL!’
Like was said before, unless all men are as hot looking as the model in this pic, then these really should not be put out on the market!
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: March 16, 2009, 7:35 am
:+1:
Comment from Satan wears pink
Time: March 16, 2009, 3:32 pm
@monkey
I still can’t believe you cure my hiccups with theeatening me with these undies. Freaky but that’s how much unease they bring to my life lol.
Comment from amy
Time: March 16, 2009, 3:50 pm
oooooo where can i get theM??? i want to get one for my boyfriend…..
and he would totally wear it for me. hahaa.
Comment from Jay
Time: March 16, 2009, 8:13 pm
The model looks like he has scoliosis.
Comment from jlw
Time: March 17, 2009, 10:45 am
OMG, I am just waiting for the guy who will show up at my door with Hello Kitty briefs. Doesn’t matter what his body type – I will attack him as if I were a Hello Kitty!
Comment from Erin
Time: March 18, 2009, 4:52 pm
i think there is a second darlene. the first one said she wasn’t going to comment anymore. someone probably is acting as her…not that hard.
Comment from Indiana
Time: March 18, 2009, 10:21 pm
@Erin,
They must be a hell of a good actor then. It sounds just like her. If it is a kick ass actor, I HAVE to meet them.
Comment from KittyCocoa
Time: March 19, 2009, 4:11 pm
Why no new entries to Hello Kitty Hell in almost 3 weeks?? Did the HK men’s underwear send you over the edge or something?? LOL
Comment from Xenobiologista
Time: March 20, 2009, 1:35 pm
I wouldn’t be horribly surprised if the underwear was real. I think what’s INSIDE it is fake.
Comment from Alesha Brown
Time: March 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
Aloha,
Found your site by searching to find the Hello Kitty House in Oahu. I live on the island of Maui and in Honolulu there are quite a lot of Asian people who are CRAZY for Hello Kitty. It is a cute concept (if you are 5, and are a girl) any how, there is a home that is pepto bismo pink with Mickey Mouse and Hello Kitty on the Garage. This is in a neighborhood where homes range in the tens of millions. I have photos, just thought I would let you know. If you want me to send them I will.
Have a great day and keep up the great satire. Alesha Brown
Comment from Mimi Kitty
Time: March 22, 2009, 7:55 am
I would like to announce that I have come to an inevitable conclusion. I can no longer keep up this charade. Yes, Hello Kitty means a great deal to me, perhaps more than to any of her so called ‘fanatics.’ When I see someone insult Kitty, it does get my blood boiling. Then you have an entire site such as this one where the entire point is to bash her. It was unbearable, and I hoped that I could somehow convince the owner of this site to change his views. Alas, I now see that this is not possible. I have also concluded that my immature arguments and insults to your masculinity were petty, at best, and counter-intuitive. I hope that you will find it in your hearts to forgive me. I think that if you were put in my shoes, you would have done same to defend YOUR sister.
Sincerly,
Mimi Kitty
Comment from drscanlon
Time: March 22, 2009, 5:25 pm
has the HK corporate machine slowed in these economically challenged times? or have they finally run out of product ideas??
no new posts in nearly a month!
Comment from abc_123
Time: March 22, 2009, 7:13 pm
It’s the fact that they’re tight as all hell that makes it so.. disturbing.
maybe if they were boxers, it wouldn’t be as bad?
I’d question the boys sexuality if I saw them wearing these.
D:
Comment from Rabe
Time: March 23, 2009, 7:04 pm
Where can I buy a pair?
Comment from Maria
Time: March 25, 2009, 6:54 am
Yummy! I’d have to buy this and some Hello Kitty whipped cream! Does it come with the hot guy?
Comment from kitty kitty
Time: March 25, 2009, 9:55 am
Now the serious question, where can you buy them. I absolutely love them and I think they would be a perfect pair of undies for this years gag gift to my husband.
Comment from mandylou
Time: March 25, 2009, 7:38 pm
I NEED THESE ASAP! lol dont care if there mens there HELLA cute i need website asap!
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: March 26, 2009, 6:44 am
Okay, MR. HKH…. where the hell is the new material????
I’ve sent you plenty!!!!!!!!!
Get you it!
Comment from mhkitty06
Time: March 26, 2009, 6:44 am
sorry, meant ‘Get your butt to it!’
Comment from Moriyah
Time: March 26, 2009, 12:18 pm
Huh…. well HK really does go everywhere and now she can go up mens butts!
Was that too much? Maybe I should have held back a little….
Comment from ByeKitty
Time: March 26, 2009, 9:13 pm
Hilarious XD
Comment from Magic Smoothie
Time: March 27, 2009, 10:27 am
WHAIR R MAI UPDATES, BITCH?
Comment from Carole
Time: March 27, 2009, 2:53 pm
In response to Comment from darlene made here on Mar03-2009/6:10am:
WOW….! Yikes darlene….tone it down a bit huh. Take a breath, and get a grip! Are you this confrontational in your personal life, or just in “post/blog life”? Your husband is probably too afraid of you to wear these… even if HE wanted to!
Comment from Madame Pika
Time: March 28, 2009, 1:10 am
UPDATE!
Comment from Tim
Time: March 28, 2009, 12:06 pm
Seriously, I want these. I could totally rock them! I really want to know where to buy them, man.
Comment from Kisa
Time: March 28, 2009, 5:20 pm
RIP Hello Kitty Hell..
we’ll miss you
Comment from keli
Time: March 29, 2009, 10:00 pm
very sexy it for sur would turn mi on hahahahahahahahahahaha!!$$
Comment from Ëllen
Time: March 29, 2009, 11:39 pm
I’m not gay.
I am male.
I look nothing like the model.
I do tend to prefer tight underwear.
I like HK.
I would buy these.
I would wear these.
I’d wear under trousers/shorts and no-one would know or think to question my sexuality.
Comment from Rhianimator
Time: March 30, 2009, 6:07 am
Is this how it ends? With men’s underwear? I hope not.
Comment from Catherine
Time: March 30, 2009, 10:04 am
WTF is up with HKH….
Maybe he’s dead?
Comment from Stephanie
Time: March 30, 2009, 10:04 am
Where’s the new stuff??????
Comment from redwards
Time: March 30, 2009, 10:06 am
Um, correct me if I’m wrong, but “Darlene” gives off the strong and unmistakable oder of parody-troll.
And those underwear are perfect!
If you’re a stripper.
Comment from acton
Time: March 30, 2009, 9:46 pm
He is still around. He recently responded to a question in his FAQ.
Comment from Annette
Time: March 31, 2009, 5:13 am
ROTFLASTC – underware to be chased by the dogs on the street…
That’s so sick…
Comment from Kittycolin67
Time: March 31, 2009, 6:20 am
Ha!…so Hello Kitty finally won!!!!
Comment from Madame Pika
Time: March 31, 2009, 8:30 am
@ Hittycolin67
Seems that way.
This is getting really ridiculess overwise.
Comment from Paul
Time: April 1, 2009, 6:58 am
Where can I order these? Gag gift for a teenage son.
Comment from ariey
Time: April 2, 2009, 8:13 am
Ok so he looks vedy nice in these but um i think you have ti be tan and masculine to wear these. Hell Im a chick and i would wear this to bed lol;)
Comment from Jordan
Time: April 2, 2009, 6:41 pm
I am a happily married man and I would buy these for myself. My wife, who is a Chinese, and I enjoy wearing matching Hello Kitty apparel together. When we married, I decided to learn to like the things my wife liked. The interesting thing is that I came to LOVE Hello Kitty. We are not some kind of dominatrix couple or anything like that, just regular every folks. I am confident in my manhood. Hello Kitty with us is just cute love.
Comment from Melanie
Time: April 2, 2009, 10:32 pm
Cat Scratch Fever? Let’s hope not.
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Comment from acton
Time: April 3, 2009, 12:39 pm
This is a but crack accident in the making.
ps mr. HkH I perfer to do my Kittification at Sario or Target, I would never wear this.
Comment from marcello
Time: April 5, 2009, 8:29 pm
Where can you buy them?
Comment from Kalvin
Time: April 5, 2009, 11:33 pm
oh come on please please please tell me where to find these? I’m not bothering any straight women, can you email me where to get these? I would be incredibly happy to know!!!
Comment from Balrog of Morgoth
Time: April 7, 2009, 8:16 am
Responding to darlene. If you are so tired, why are you reading this blog? Go to bed and whine there instead of here where it bothers everyone else. Men do not wear Hello Kitty underwear, because if they do there is nothing masculine left about men, so they cannot even feel masculine. Hello Kitty is horrid on it’s own, but clothes are just an abomination. No one in his right mind would wear something like that. It’s just common sense, your argument is a useless rant about something that you like, but you clearly have no sense of fashion.
Comment from babi
Time: April 7, 2009, 3:33 pm
my b/f likes hello kitty and he has a hot back and ass like that , i am wondering if a guy likes hello would they mind a gift like this , cause i want to give it
Comment from ann
Time: April 10, 2009, 1:04 am
haha… me and my mom are hello kitty lover , but i still surprised with this … hahaha… it’s a big … ugh…. i don’t realized that (maybe) my father had the same felling as yours …. they keep on buying me hello kitty products since i was a little girl… although your blog is a little bit wiered .. ( i think if you hate hello kitty ,then you should just leave it away ) i still enjoy reading it …
Comment from Alec
Time: April 10, 2009, 6:13 am
If you have an entire site devoted to how much you hate your wife’s hobby, then why did you marry her in the first place?
Comment from kitty_
Time: April 13, 2009, 10:56 am
Ooh Im so turned on.
Comment from Quisalas
Time: April 21, 2009, 9:33 pm
My husband has totally given in. When he saw them he just sighed and said “I guess I’ll have to wear those at some point.”
He could be so agreeable just because I can’t seem to find my camera *anywhere*
Comment from JJ love
Time: April 22, 2009, 11:40 pm
where can i buy these
Comment from diem
Time: April 25, 2009, 9:19 am
oh my goodness i love these!!! where can i find it please???
Comment from Mikaela
Time: April 26, 2009, 6:35 pm
Does anyone know where I can buy them???
Comment from kambuyuyu
Time: April 27, 2009, 9:20 am
where to get them from? i actually want to get one of those ! please reply to my email !
Comment from hisaye
Time: April 28, 2009, 9:48 am
I want to buy a pair (women’s style) just so I can rub my butt in her face (i’d have to wear them inside out but it’d be worth it) and that’s what I thought when I saw these. Also, let her take a photo, because once she sees it she’ll realize how anti-cute that would be.
Comment from Zaineb
Time: May 18, 2009, 6:46 pm
This is so haliours.If I see it again I’ll poop in my pants.
Comment from Diana
Time: May 19, 2009, 12:45 pm
uuuuuuuu so cute!!!!
where can i find them????
please!!!
Comment from Acton
Time: May 30, 2009, 12:38 am
On ebay some Chinese outfit was trying to sell a knock off version, the listing as been removed.
Comment from tooky
Time: June 1, 2009, 4:51 pm
hmm so where can we get these?? i read in you blog that your gonna tell us where to get this stuff.
pleasee
Comment from Karen
Time: June 13, 2009, 3:28 am
may be “Hayley” likes Hello Kitty. Ever think of that
Comment from zeetwo
Time: June 29, 2009, 9:41 pm
they are made by the manufacturer “BeFierce”, and appear to not be a current model. BeFierce underwear seem to range from $25 (rare) to $100 or more. try a simple google-search for “BeFeirce” underwear and you’ll see cuts and styles exactly like these (but NOT the hello kitty unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on how you look at it).
Comment from Nobody
Time: July 10, 2009, 3:51 pm
LOLOLOLOL.
Comment from Tmali18
Time: July 10, 2009, 4:25 pm
Hello
I was wondering where can i buy those for my boyfriend?Any internet store that ships to Europe?
Comment from {tauney}
Time: July 16, 2009, 7:15 am
mmmm……banana hammock….
Comment from randomguy
Time: July 17, 2009, 5:50 pm
@STACInotSCENE : if that man has a boner…it’s a pretty small boner. >_>
Comment from Christy
Time: July 17, 2009, 6:50 pm
*HaHAHA!!*
This entire site is a ball of laughs!! I use to be Hello Kitty crazy also. I bought things and kept them hidden away on displays, never to be touched or used. That’s just too insane for my life now.
I will however agree with you about the men’s hello kitty Low rise briefs….
The only men who should be wearing those are a feminine man, gay men and maybe sexually confused men. I don’t think any guy who’s testicles have dropped would step foot in low rise briefs let alone low rise hello kitty ones!! *haha* Most guys who wear their pants low want to show their boxers/briefs, the waistband, whatever.
Sorry you have to live in Hello Kitty Hell man. Was it something that progressed over time or you knew from the get go?
Comment from Ellen
Time: July 30, 2009, 9:15 pm
Thats just too F-ing funny
Comment from Ciel
Time: August 1, 2009, 3:28 am
People, a guy doesn’t feel “their manliness is threatened” by Hello Kitty underwear, it IS just plain awkward for a man to wear TIGHT, LOW RISE UNDERWEAR with a kitty on them that little girls have on their pillowcases. You catch my drift?
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Comment from Aly
Time: September 12, 2009, 2:11 pm
Lmao!
ok i think these are funny as hell. I dont mind them on a hot guy as a funny thing but like the blogger said on someone with a beer belly i think i’d puke
Comment from Filmfeline
Time: September 27, 2009, 11:22 am
I LOVE THIS WEB SITE!
I share your disease and OMG these undies are so fab!
(Not for a guy tho, HK ona guy, dunno…)
XOXO
Comment from Tampopo
Time: September 28, 2009, 8:45 am
i’m wearing now one of these >:3. Purchased in Ebay from Hong Kong vendor. The tags are in japanese lol
Comment from Justin
Time: October 4, 2009, 9:02 am
OOOOOH!!!!
They look nice. I want to buy some for myself.
Comment from Miguel
Time: October 13, 2009, 9:47 pm
Where can I get these? I’m serious someone send me the website please!
Comment from ms.76
Time: October 17, 2009, 12:26 pm
~HAWT!X3
Comment from RACHEL
Time: October 19, 2009, 7:15 pm
WHAT I’M MORE CONCERNED ABOUT IS WHAT HE IS DOING WITH HIS LEFT HAND IN MAIN PICTURE. IS HE TRYING TO FIND HELLO OR KITTY?
Comment from palam
Time: October 21, 2009, 7:44 am
I really love HK underwear, but when I’ve showed it to my boyfriend craving for appreciation he disappointed me saing: ” Cmon, the only man who is going to wear it is fat, creepy and Japanese-obsessed geek. =( Nevertheless my kitty will say HELLO to that guy;)……
Comment from Eastline
Time: October 29, 2009, 1:18 pm
Where can I buy em?
Comment from Eastline
Time: November 2, 2009, 3:30 pm
Srsly, where can I buy them? ;o
Comment from Meow~
Time: November 4, 2009, 8:49 pm
WHERE CAN I PURCHASE THESE MAGNIFICENT THINGS?
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