Hello Kitty Gold Hand Grenades

Note: Sanrio legal counsel has contacted me because they realize that their fans are not bright enough to know what is an official Sanrio product and what is not. They didn’t feel that this would be a problem until the fans started contacting them directly, and they soon realized how painful it was to actually have to converse with a fanatic, and not even they had the patience to actually do this. As a result, they sent out a notice to me begging for me to take down my posts about guns that had the evil feline on them just so they didn’t have to ever correspond with the fanatics again. When I explained that they brought it on themselves, they pleaded that I spare them the torture that they inflict on me on a daily basis and asked me to post the following, Since I actually have a conscience, here is what they have to say:

Sanrio┬« has informed us that Sanrio is not involved in the manufacture or sale of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, and does not allow Hello Kitty┬« to be used to market guns or weapons. The items shown in this post are either digitally fabricated images or were custom-decorated without Sanrio’s permission. Sanrio alleges that creating false digitized images of Hello Kitty guns or weapons, or custom-decorating a real gun or weapon with Hello Kitty art, infringes Sanrio’s copyrights and trademarks, and may violate criminal laws.

And onto the original post…

For a cat that claims to bring love and understanding to the world, Hello Kitty sure does have quite a supply of pink weapons. One would assume that a pink Hello Kitty hand grenade would be more than enough for the evil feline to show her heartfelt kindness to all, but apparently she felt that a single variety of hand grenade just wasn’t quite enough to spread that love around. The solution? A gold Hello Kitty hand grenade, of course:

Hello Kitty gold face hand grenade

a line of gold Hello Kitty hand grenades

Something is seriously wrong in the world when Hello Kitty hand grenades no longer even elicit any surprise from me…

Sent in by Jim (via gallery hijinks)

10 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Gold Hand Grenades

  1. I don’t know whats worse, the concept of death by Hello Kitty or paying $150 to put it on your shelf, mocking you, knowing she could kill you at a moments notice.

  2. The Holy Kitty Grenade of Antioch

    “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Kitty Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in Kitty White’s sight, shall snuff it.”

  3. These were made for you so that all haters are wiped off this earth. if you are stupid enough not to see these are pieces of art, you should pull the pin and just hold on. HK will give you exactly what you deserve!

  4. I want to throw one of these at anyone who dosn’t like Hello Kitty. I need a store of these. Does anyone know where I can get some??? =)

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