Hello Kitty Hand Grenade
In her quest to bring “love and happiness” to one and all, the evil feline has given us a wide assortment of Hello Kitty guns and an Hello Kitty armoured personnel carrier. So I guess it should be no surprise to see a variety of Hello Kitty hand grenades available in Call of Duty:
Even worse than the evil feline’s image is that the fear doesn’t stop with the sight of it. When the grenade is used, the following sound effects accompany it:
Flash will go “Meow”
Frag will go “Hisssssss”
Smoke will go “Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”
Not only does it terrorize you with its looks, it mocks you before it completely destroys your life. Sounds a lot like Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by Friedrich (via fpsbanana) who should have to play all his computer games from now on with Hello Kitty head-to-toe clad characters as punishment for ever thinking that sending something like this to me could be a good idea…
Update: Hello Kitty continues to show her love for everyone with another hand grenade:
Sent in by martha (via LonleePlanet)
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Posted: September 23rd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Computers, Hello Kitty Games, Hello Kitty Guns.
Comments: 27
Comments
#1 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: September 23, 2009, 12:37 am
It does still get worse; based on the colour banding on the grenades, they will all emit Hello Kitties rather than smoke and/or shrapnel and/or light!
#2 Comment from lis
Time: September 23, 2009, 3:16 am
……….if i found this in the game id have to find another sever but scince im not allowed to touch the game(being my brothers) that wont happen
#3 Comment from That Kind of Girl
Time: September 23, 2009, 4:34 am
“Hello Kitty hand grenade” sounds like it should be a figure of speech. “Lindsay Lohan’s campaign for election to the US Senate? Man, I wouldn’t touch that with a Hello Kitty hand grenade!”
#4 Comment from Meryat
Time: September 23, 2009, 6:26 am
This whole concept is as funny as one of darlene’s posts! I suppose it’s so that Ohell Kitty can bring love and happiness and goodness to the process of blowing people up??
#5 Comment from Meryat
Time: September 23, 2009, 6:28 am
(Yeah, I know, virtual people… but it’s only a matter of time before we see armies of pink-clad killing machines, isn’t it?)
#6 Comment from acton
Time: September 23, 2009, 10:34 am
The Holly hand grenades of Hello Kitty instructions:
And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedest on to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Hello Kitty towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.” Amen
#7 Comment from Lynn
Time: September 23, 2009, 12:42 pm
Oh, NO…horrid !
#8 Comment from darlene
Time: September 23, 2009, 12:56 pm
These are not real!!! You are horrid. You make is sound like Hello Kitty is making hand grenades when she is not. You can’t blame Hello Kitty if some gamer makes something like this. I would not be surprised if you put him up to it just so you could say bad things about Hello Kitty.
If Hello Kitty ever did make hand grenades, there would be a reason behind it. It would be to protect people because Hello Kitty protects as she brings happiness to everyone. But she doesn’t feel that hand grenades are necessary so she doesn’t make them. So this post is libelous and shows that we can never trust what you say!
#9 Comment from Not much of a HK fan
Time: September 23, 2009, 1:56 pm
darlene, Hello Kitty made pink granades because she wants to spread peace and happiness in the form of terrorism, booms, and bloodshead!
THERE!!! one 11 year old girl(ME!!!) FINALLY commented!!!
p.s. darlene, SHUT THE HECK UP AND LEAVE HKH IF YOU WORSHIP HK AND WANT TO INSULT MR. HKH’S MASCULENITY!!!!!!! REALLY, FOR ALL OF US!!!!!!!!
#10 Comment from alex
Time: September 23, 2009, 5:51 pm
I love your comments Darlene keep em comin’ babe!
#11 Comment from Gail
Time: September 23, 2009, 8:53 pm
Of course, Darlene says these are not real…
#12 Comment from Jay.
Time: September 23, 2009, 9:48 pm
Not real? Why dont we throw one at her and see?
#13 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: September 24, 2009, 12:31 am
I would say “whoosh” at darlene, but the point’s gone so far over her head it’s got to be in outer space! 
@ Acton, 1, 2, 5…
#14 Comment from DrkPrnzezz
Time: September 24, 2009, 5:55 pm
what call of duty are they in i’ve played all of the call of dutys from beginning to end and never found any? anyone know.
#15 Comment from Emily
Time: September 26, 2009, 4:34 am
I wouldlove to throw one of these at darlene. ^_^
I still find it funny how she says “We”
Really darlene, who is “We” here?
#16 Comment from pilar
Time: September 28, 2009, 4:46 am
fake!
#17 Comment from wishinonehand
Time: October 4, 2009, 11:16 am
Hey pilar…NOT fake. It’s a mod you can download. Funny as hell, in my opinion. 
#18 Comment from danigirl
Time: October 4, 2009, 10:01 pm
OMG ACTON!!! I LOVE U!!!
#19 Comment from me
Time: October 21, 2009, 4:24 pm
OMFG! How could this happen your giving hello kitty(ugh i hate that name) even more power. HELLO KITTY MUST BE DESTROYED! who is with me?
#20 Comment from Asato Fuyutsuki
Time: November 9, 2009, 6:44 pm
This almost makes me want to play Call of Duty now…
#21 Comment from haruhi-ism
Time: December 5, 2009, 11:49 am
epic. win.
#22 Comment from yeli
Time: December 21, 2009, 12:54 am
i’ll be waiting for the atomic bomb version XD
#23 Comment from Kelli
Time: December 26, 2009, 6:49 pm
This is kind of funny and yet really sad that Hello Kitty would put her face on hand grenades. (laugh)
#24 Comment from Nami
Time: January 2, 2010, 5:45 pm
This is frightening but hilarious at the same time…. and don’t mind so much about darlene, she actually makes the discussion even more hilarious! lolol
#25 Comment from antonia
Time: February 9, 2010, 8:50 pm
how much?
#26 Comment from PrettyRaverGirl
Time: February 14, 2010, 9:10 pm
NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL ART!
#27 Comment from Nit
Time: July 20, 2010, 7:40 pm
PHOTOSHOP GUYS
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