Hello Kitty Hand Grenade
In her quest to bring “love and happiness” to one and all, the evil feline has given us a wide assortment of Hello Kitty guns and an Hello Kitty armoured personnel carrier. So I guess it should be no surprise to see a variety of Hello Kitty hand grenades available in Call of Duty:
Even worse than the evil feline’s image is that the fear doesn’t stop with the sight of it. When the grenade is used, the following sound effects accompany it:
Flash will go “Meow”
Frag will go “Hisssssss”
Smoke will go “Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”
Not only does it terrorize you with its looks, it mocks you before it completely destroys your life. Sounds a lot like Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by Friedrich (via fpsbanana) who should have to play all his computer games from now on with Hello Kitty head-to-toe clad characters as punishment for ever thinking that sending something like this to me could be a good idea…
Update: Hello Kitty continues to show her love for everyone with another hand grenade:
Sent in by martha (via LonleePlanet)
Posted: September 23rd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Computers, Hello Kitty Games, Hello Kitty Guns.
Comments: 29
It does still get worse; based on the colour banding on the grenades, they will all emit Hello Kitties rather than smoke and/or shrapnel and/or light!
……….if i found this in the game id have to find another sever but scince im not allowed to touch the game(being my brothers) that wont happen
“Hello Kitty hand grenade” sounds like it should be a figure of speech. “Lindsay Lohan’s campaign for election to the US Senate? Man, I wouldn’t touch that with a Hello Kitty hand grenade!”
This whole concept is as funny as one of darlene’s posts! I suppose it’s so that Ohell Kitty can bring love and happiness and goodness to the process of blowing people up??
(Yeah, I know, virtual people… but it’s only a matter of time before we see armies of pink-clad killing machines, isn’t it?)
The Holly hand grenades of Hello Kitty instructions:
And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedest on to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Hello Kitty towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.” Amen
Oh, NO…horrid !
These are not real!!! You are horrid. You make is sound like Hello Kitty is making hand grenades when she is not. You can’t blame Hello Kitty if some gamer makes something like this. I would not be surprised if you put him up to it just so you could say bad things about Hello Kitty.
If Hello Kitty ever did make hand grenades, there would be a reason behind it. It would be to protect people because Hello Kitty protects as she brings happiness to everyone. But she doesn’t feel that hand grenades are necessary so she doesn’t make them. So this post is libelous and shows that we can never trust what you say!
darlene, Hello Kitty made pink granades because she wants to spread peace and happiness in the form of terrorism, booms, and bloodshead!
THERE!!! one 11 year old girl(ME!!!) FINALLY commented!!!
p.s. darlene, SHUT THE HECK UP AND LEAVE HKH IF YOU WORSHIP HK AND WANT TO INSULT MR. HKH’S MASCULENITY!!!!!!! REALLY, FOR ALL OF US!!!!!!!!
I love your comments Darlene keep em comin’ babe!
Of course, Darlene says these are not real…
Not real? Why dont we throw one at her and see?
I would say “whoosh” at darlene, but the point’s gone so far over her head it’s got to be in outer space!
@ Acton, 1, 2, 5…
what call of duty are they in i’ve played all of the call of dutys from beginning to end and never found any? anyone know.
I wouldlove to throw one of these at darlene. ^_^
I still find it funny how she says “We”
Really darlene, who is “We” here?
fake!
Hey pilar…NOT fake. It’s a mod you can download. Funny as hell, in my opinion.
OMG ACTON!!! I LOVE U!!!
OMFG! How could this happen your giving hello kitty(ugh i hate that name) even more power. HELLO KITTY MUST BE DESTROYED! who is with me?
This almost makes me want to play Call of Duty now…
epic. win.
i’ll be waiting for the atomic bomb version XD
This is kind of funny and yet really sad that Hello Kitty would put her face on hand grenades. (laugh)
This is frightening but hilarious at the same time…. and don’t mind so much about darlene, she actually makes the discussion even more hilarious! lolol
how much?
NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL ART!
PHOTOSHOP GUYS
how much are they i want them.
Why are some people so humorless? This is hilarious! I grew up with Hello Kitty way before it ever arrived in the West…..in the Far East….
It is a cutesy saccharine brand that needs more infusion of irony. Good fun!
You have my support. May I reblog this in ceciliayu.com?