Hello Kitty Hell

Comment from Lauren
Time: October 19, 2007, 4:15 pm

i’m just so enjoying reading your blog, found it while looking for a scooter. my daughter was in a hello kitty trance for about 5 years we had almost everything that sanrio sold in the u.s. even planning family trips around the national locations of sanrio stores…..you describe the kitty scene sensationally! thanks

Comment from sandy
Time: October 20, 2007, 12:07 am

first and foremost, my email address does not mean anything.

wow. i’m not sure whether to envy you, or extend a sympathetic, keroppi-ringed hand. i’m a hello kitty fan (notice the omission of the suffix -atic) but this is absolutely wild. especially the story about the toilet paper being out of line. however, i finally read down to your very first post and realised your wife sells the stuff. that, i have to say, is pretty cool. what’s even cooler is that you suggested she take something she enjoyed and make a living out of it - you must truly love this woman with all your heart, even when she makes you sleep on the hello kitty sofa with the hello kitty sleeping bag. you should pick up gundams or something as equally masculine as hello kitty is feminine and you could have wars. but in a playful manner. keep up the great posts, always funny and they keep giving me new honey-will-you-buy-me gift ideas ^^ i would tell you to stay strong, to hold on tightly to the last vestiges of decidedly not-pink colors in your household, but somehow…i think you might secretly, if only slightly, enjoy all of it…

=^.^=

Comment from Shari
Time: October 23, 2007, 11:28 am

ok…at first: man, this is the best site ever!

I like Hello Kitty ( the pencils and the rubbers and stuff like that, but Hello Kitty food? Are they mad?) it’s cute, but nothing more than a nice thing to look at.
I mean, who wants a Hello Kitty dog? no one, thats stupid.

go on with this blog, its fantastic! And head high, lets the Hello Kitty world not win!

oh yes, first-class humor, by the way.

Comment from Ki
Time: October 25, 2007, 6:13 am

I work for Sanrio and although I love spending my time with Kitty for money I find this hilarious.

Good job.

Comment from Dina
Time: October 27, 2007, 12:23 pm

oh my god…
your site is amazing!
well, i love hello kitty, but reading all this is so funny and shows yourself how idiotic this whole hello-kitty-merchandise can be ;))
i so laughed while reading, love your site!
^_________^

Comment from Veronica
Time: October 30, 2007, 11:45 pm

For someone who hates Hello Kitty, you certainly do spend a lot of time on the subject of Hello Kitty. teehee.

Comment from Diana
Time: October 31, 2007, 1:39 pm

Hi, my name is Diana, I am 12 and I live in Portugal. I have been reading your blog for some months and I really like it! I like Hello Kitty a lot but i dont have everything of her. Since i saw the Hk convention thing, I think I am going there with my mum but I am not sure if I really want to since I think there are better things to do than Hk all the time!

Comment from Nadia
Time: November 5, 2007, 3:04 pm

I love cats. SO, I love Hello kitty… well.. I loved her. Right now I am kind of scare of her. It is like a cult, maybe they start doing camps and then… we all know what happens next. So, go go Chococat (I like black cats better).
Nevertheless, I will focus on other characters less evil (like Voldemort…yikes)

Comment from myamar14
Time: November 5, 2007, 6:00 pm

Addiction HURTS. Friends dont let friends HK. I love your site. Thanks for the laughs they are priceless.

Comment from Julie
Time: November 6, 2007, 12:10 pm

You poor man! I like Hello Kitty but the idea of tricking out my entire life hk, or anything, is just plain disturbing. What happened to moderation in all things?

Comment from Laisa
Time: November 7, 2007, 12:56 pm

My friend would die if I showed her this site, for she too is a fanatic.

Comment from Keena
Time: November 14, 2007, 12:30 am

I’ll admit that I’m a fanatic for Hello Kitty and my poor husband must live with my obsession. I’ve shown him your site and he spent a good ten minutes laughing.

He’s glad to know that he’s not alone in his suffering. ^_~

Comment from Autumn
Time: November 19, 2007, 12:58 am

I love your site you have the most wonderful things on it! I am a huge hello kitty fanatic, I LOVE HELLO KITTY! Bless you your wife is so lucky that she can have hello kitiness all around the house, I only get to have one room. =( Ok well love your site, hello kitty used to drive my boyfriend crazy now he buys me lots of hello kitty stuff!

Comment from Charmaine
Time: November 21, 2007, 10:50 pm

I absolutely love this website! thank you so much for all the humour! I’m a great hello kitty fan - i’ve got a kittymobile with a giant hello kitty decal on the spare tyre of my suv! i find you and your wife a really sweet couple! all the best to both of you and thanks for all the fun i had reading your entries!

Comment from Sammich
Time: December 2, 2007, 12:25 am

You, my dear good tolerant man, need a large beer (or some Yeager) in a glass that doesn’t have freakin’ Hello Kitties face plastered on it.
I hope someday your wife comes out of her delusions and realizes Hello Kitty isn’t real, and doesn’t spread love to anyone heart (that damned cat kinda makes me wanna puke). Maybe slip her some Shrooms? Might have the opposite effect on her :p

If ya ever wanna beer in a clear glass, come to Ohio.

Comment from Darya
Time: December 2, 2007, 3:17 pm

I am so showing my husband this site. I have been an avid Sanrio sticker/stationary collector for as long as I can remember, and it takes a very tolerant, kind hearted person to love us HK fanatics. Thanks for the laughs! I love your blog!

Comment from Sezza
Time: December 19, 2007, 4:54 pm

This site is awesome! I LOVE Hello Kitty! And I find this site totally hilarious! I accidently stumbled across it searching for information about the HK Barbie.
LOL my boyfriend has to put up with my two obsessions, HK and Barbie LOL
I now know why my B/F said we couldn’t have the HK toaster when we moved out! I had to return it to the store… But I still have the HK phone hidden in a cupboard so I can pull it out when he least expects it! Haha!
Keep up the good work, and be strong! Remember, she’s just a little kitty! =^.^=

Comment from Christine
Time: December 20, 2007, 8:04 pm

I hate Hello Kitty. Absolutely hate it - it’s everywhere from toasters to shoes to nail polish. That’s why I love this site. Keep up the good work.

Comment from tammie
Time: December 26, 2007, 8:40 pm

OMG! my sister and i stumbled upon your website and laughed for hours reading entry after entry.

wow.

take care

Comment from michellerd
Time: December 27, 2007, 4:57 pm

I, too, am an HK fan - to the point that I don’t even have to buy my own HK stuff anymore - people just know that I love HK and they “just saw this and thought of you - so I bought it for you!” (Yes, grown men ranging from friends/patients/coworkers have brought me HK stuff). Having said that - I also realize there is a line (albeit a very thin one for HK fans) - where one can cross into insanity (HK contacts?!! Creepy.). I’m not there yet - which is why I think your website is so freakin’ funny! LOVE IT! Thanks for the entertainment - and you must be somewhat of a good guy to tolerate the depths of HK hell your wife has dug (although, I’m certain she’s got to be pretty cool too!).

Comment from Susan
Time: December 30, 2007, 6:48 am

I feel your pain, even though my hello kitty hell is not that bad, since it’s only my friends who like her. But for some reason my relatives think it’s a good idea to buy ME Hello Kitty stuff! This christmas I actually recieved some Hello Kitty socks, which is quite disturbing to wear on my beloved feet. I’m planning on burning them. Those contacts freaked me out, I barely slept that night, afraid I’d wake up staring into eyes looking like Hello Kitty. I’m trying to make everyone realize the evilness of Hello Kitty, so thank you soo much for making this website. Now I’ve got proof.

Comment from marina
Time: December 30, 2007, 9:42 am

were do you buy hello kitty noodles at i want some !!!!
=]]

Comment from vANGI
Time: December 31, 2007, 11:25 pm

I STUMBLED ONTO YOUR SITE BY ACCIDENT AND I MUST SAY THAT HKH HAS MADE MY OBBSESSION WITH HELLO KITTY 100 TIMES STRONGER.LOVE THE SITE AND YOUR FIRST- CLASS HUMOR! THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS!

Comment from Lisa
Time: January 1, 2008, 7:05 pm

This site is great. I am addicted to hello Kitty! I bought a hello kitty knockoff once that was misspelled Hell Kitty. lol

Comment from ladytetsu
Time: January 4, 2008, 4:06 pm

you have my sympathies. . . it sounds like your wife (although I’m sure she’s nice!) needs to be Hello-Kitty thumped along with all the other fanatics out there.

And yes, I’m a girl. I have a cat. I DESPISE Hello Kitty. Although that AK does have some potential. . . for pure irony, if nothing else.

Course, being in the US does soften the blow a little - but being a “mature” student on a college campus ramps it right the heck back up.

Comment from Coral
Time: January 5, 2008, 5:16 pm

I just found your blog it is great, I like hello kitty too but i am not that fanatic :)) and u r posts really made my day! Congrats!

Comment from anglica
Time: January 10, 2008, 10:01 am

You don’t really hate hello kitty. YOU LOVE HER TOO! Otherwise you wouldn’t make this huge blog dedicated to her. Just admit it… step over to the pink side and admit your secret devotion for Hello Kitty. It’s okay, they make Hello Kitty for guys too, now!

Comment from sherry dee
Time: January 15, 2008, 9:45 pm

i am the biggest hello kitty fan in this world, much to my boyfriend’s dismay… but your site is the funniest thing i have ever seen in MY LIFE. literally, i did not study for my final exam and or use bathroom facilities or answer phone calls, i sat here.. reading every last entry. pathetic i know but you’re a fabulous writer! i’m sending my boyfriend here so he can see he is not alone!

Comment from sherry dee
Time: January 15, 2008, 9:51 pm

oh, and so you know! — i came across your site as the NUMBER ONE spot on the google when i typed in “hello kitty airport”.. hahaha, i typed in 489343 other items to look up and i constantly find myself here. you’re always in top 5~ haha

Comment from luh sekar
Time: January 16, 2008, 12:36 am

i don’t like HK that much…. even though i am a girl. be strong. btw ur site is amazing… just like sherry dee said… ur site is always on the first page of google… hahahaha

Comment from Hello Kitty Junkie
Time: January 19, 2008, 10:33 pm

I love your blog! I have been a big fan for a very long time and just wanted to let you know that you have inspired me to create my own Hello Kitty blog. Domo Arigato!

Comment from Linda
Time: January 21, 2008, 11:34 pm

I love this site, I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. I am not a Hello, Kitty fan. It irritated me when my daughter was young because what does HK have to to with pen and paper(stationary) there was no logical connection, stuffed animal HK I would’ve made more sense. Needless to say I didn’t buy her any HK stuff. I have come up with an idea that I’d been working on that would beat Hello, Kitty, perhaps I should market it as Goodbye Kitty, HELLO…..! When I mention ‘Hello Kitty’ as my major competitor to any man ove 40, they think I’m talking Dirty to them!LOL

Comment from Lydia
Time: January 22, 2008, 10:56 pm

I’m a hello kitty fan, but wow your wife takes it to an extreme sorry about that dude. I know for a fact that as soon as I move in with the bf I won’t be doing that to him at all.I enjoy the site though it’s silly how they make EVERYTHING of hello kitty lol

Comment from fay
Time: January 23, 2008, 6:49 am

i love your blog. i love hello kitty too! where the hell did you get all that stuff?

Comment from Blythe
Time: January 27, 2008, 4:19 pm

Great site! But hello kitty is amazing, but the food is annoying as
you can’t eat it as once its gone its gone O_o

If you ask me your so lucky that you go to hello kitty themed shops!

Comment from Elyse
Time: January 31, 2008, 3:30 pm

your blog is the highlight of my day. i work in retail and you make me realize how it could be worse (working at a sanrio store….)

you’re hysterical and sarcastic - fantastic!

Comment from Sarah C.
Time: February 1, 2008, 4:30 pm

This is amazingly scary, all of it.

Comment from Stacey
Time: February 4, 2008, 10:38 am

Hi
I am a big fan of Hello Kitty - but your missus dont half take it too far!
I apologise for laughing at your pain, the website always brings a smile. I must give you kudos for putting up with your wife - you truly are a saviour to all men.
For as long as you stay married to her, you are saving some poor other bloke.

Take care
Stace x

Comment from Sarah
Time: February 6, 2008, 6:43 pm

I love this website. I think Hello Kitty is cute, but practically everything you have on here is outrageous and gives you some “what the hell?!” kind of moments.

Thanks for spreading the awareness!

Comment from Shannon
Time: February 8, 2008, 4:05 am

Dude,

I was up late looking at Hello Kitty stuff to buy and your site came up, and it is awesome!! I ‘m obessed with Hello Kitty mainly due to nostalgia and the fact that I couldn’t afford it when I was a kid. I have made up for it in spades with Hello Kitty luggage, Hello Kitty wallets, Hello Kitty Key Chains, Hello Kitty P.J.’s, Hello Kitty bathrobes, Hello Kitty cell phone, Hello Kitty T-shirts, Hello Kitty chonies, Hello Kitty flashlights (etc). When I cut myself, I use a Hello Kitty Band-Aid. I wanted to deck my car out in Hello Kitty everything! My husband said no, and I thought he was just being a jerk. Until I read your site. I realized this has become a true obession! Whenever I buy Hello Kitty I do it at some ungodly hour and with the fear that Amazon may run out of what I want. Maybe I should buy 2 or 3 items in case one breaks and the other wears out. Everyone has to out Hello Kitty the other person that it becomes almost like an arms race! My husband would just role his eyes when I showed him the 3 items (usually totaling over $50, not that they’re worth it) and tell me “no more Hello Kitty, I don’t care” Thanks to your site, I can see the Hello Kitty hell I’ve been putting him through!

Comment from Nella
Time: February 10, 2008, 6:51 pm

I am a normal HK fan. Like I would get Hello Kitty stickers, playing cards, just small kid stuff. But who the hell needs a Hello Kitty banana cover?! Actually, who needs any banana cover? Its kinda creepy staring at Hello Kitty when you’re about to take a dump. Hello Kitty bento? uh. no. Hello Kitty wedding rings are just scary. And men who use Hello Kitty guns-I’m so sorry.

Comment from Loraine
Time: February 14, 2008, 10:09 pm

I found your site via Neil Gaiman’s site - something about a Hello Kitty vibrator. I spent awhile looking around and can I just say, I had no idea.

I’m stunned, simply stunned. Oh, the humanity!

Comment from ERic
Time: February 16, 2008, 7:07 am

Thank you for showing me what I am now rid of. My ex was a HK freak! I thought I would see the HK panties and bra soon!

Comment from BL33D
Time: February 19, 2008, 1:36 am

yeah i thought this was one of the funniest sites ive seen in a while and what i liked bout it is that it was actually serious but anyway good job and keep up the blog

Comment from Suzanna
Time: February 20, 2008, 12:59 pm

I have been brainwashed with Hello Kitty for most of my adult life. Do you know any organizations that can save me. However, you have to admit that the precious kitty is adorable.

Comment from Maddie
Time: February 27, 2008, 12:02 pm

I will be the first to say that hello kitty does not look like a freaking cat. It has no mouth, which I guess is supposed to make it cuter, it has a head shaped like a tictac and it has a bow. It’s not cute.

If you like it, that’s fine, but it’s not for me.

Comment from jien
Time: February 28, 2008, 7:37 pm

I like your site because of hello kitty stuffs. You are right that some of Hello Kitty stuffs are idiotic and too much obsession is bad.. I admire you that you can tolerate your family’s obsession to HK. I hope that you can tell your wife in a nice way that too much obsession will make you a freak. I am sure your wife will realize and if she got older, she will not be very fond of HK.

This site is also funny and buying expensive items will waste HK fanatics’ money..

Comment from Laura
Time: March 1, 2008, 11:00 pm

Okay, i must admit i am totally obsessed with Hello Kitty but i still think this site is hilarious even though i would probably buy almost everything on here that is if i dont already have it lol.
Anyway just wanted to say Good Job (:

Comment from Cynthia
Time: March 8, 2008, 6:02 pm

I managed a mall gift ship in the eighties. When we started carrying HK merchandise, girls would shriek when they saw it. One time a customer bought everything we had, duplicates and all. What a fun unique website!

Comment from Shaneniganz
Time: March 8, 2008, 7:32 pm

Roflmao! I have absolutely enjoyed your site! It has been refreshing to me in my own HKH as I am having to outfit my eldest daughter’s new car in HK! There was a time in my distant past, oh let’s say about age 7 or 8 that I actually liked HK. Thank God I outgrew that! If I never set eyes on another HK object again it will be too soon. Unfortunately I will have to see it every time I look in the driveway and see her car! Ughh, too much cutesy for me now, I think it’s time to go drive the Titan in the mud!

Comment from visitor
Time: March 11, 2008, 9:51 pm

when can we see pictures of your wife’s stuff? i’m very curious!

Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: March 11, 2008, 11:11 pm

when can we see pictures of your wife’s stuff? i’m very curious!

I spend each and everyday in Hello Kitty Hell and the last things I want to be doing is taking photos of my wife’s stuff (plus the fact that if she sees me doing that, she’ll think that I like her collection). I did break down and take a few photos of our bathroom to prove that the Hell exists, but that is as far as it will go…

Comment from Sammyface
Time: March 19, 2008, 1:55 pm

Once again, hilarious. Commendable. Epic. I am going to be checking back whenever I get bored at work.

Comment from David
Time: March 21, 2008, 11:59 pm

I stumbled across this site while trying to find a good place to buy Hello Kitty crap. (Yes, I’m a boy, 11 year old too)

How Sanrio makes these ridiculous items are wayy too funny. And how your wife reacts to them, I feel pity for you.

Comment from Katelyn
Time: March 24, 2008, 10:14 am

I…I am so, so sorry. I can’t imagine a hell worse than this, and I am infinitely sorry you have to suffer it.

Your wife’s entire life revolves around acquisition of more Hello Kitty collectibles, but she must be a damned awesome woman for you to have not given up on her by this point.

Comment from abbie
Time: March 28, 2008, 7:41 pm

don’t worry, no one will be afraid or die of a heart attack if you post photos of your wife’s collection. (hint-hint)

i have told a bunch of my “Hello Kitty Friends” about your site, btw.

cheers!

Comment from Geesy
Time: April 5, 2008, 10:45 am

I am a Hello Kitty fan and found your site unexpectedly and after viewing it……………even I found some of this things utterly ridiculous!….I think this site is Hilarious and and I love it …..though I still love Hello Kitty I think your blog is great…keep it Up!!!

Comment from Nichi
Time: April 16, 2008, 2:06 pm

ahahah. I’m enjoy this.

Comment from Sheri
Time: May 7, 2008, 6:33 am

Hahahahaha…♥ Thanks for being in this world.

Comment from Aaron
Time: May 8, 2008, 7:59 pm

Great site dude…Im with u…your site made me realized that how genious the creator of HK is…and how stupid the fanatics are…

“just create something that looks cute (not even close in this case to me), put the picture and wordings on ANYTHING I can find, mark up the price to at least 300% and tada, Im rich!”

This is so sad. How can people ever go so insane over such things! Oh this box normally cost $15. Oh, if I paint it pink and put a HK figure on it, it costs $50. The best thing is, there will be people flocking to buy this over-priced thing.

Dude, I totally sympathize you. The thought of even staying in a house full of all these overpriced-inferior-quality goods totally freaks me out. My wife is a fanatic, so I totally understand how u feel. Luckily for me, its all under control since Im the one earning the bucks.

I sincerely hope that your site will bring more laughters (not from your plight but from your humour) and hopefully some sense to all those crazy fanatics out there who have probably guaranteed Mr White’s fortune for the next 10 generations.

B4 signing out, u gers out there, WAKE UP! It is not even cute. Even if it is, a HK soft toy should be enuff, so pls stop your nonsense!