Hello Kitty Hell

#1 Comment from Lauren
Time: October 19, 2007, 4:15 pm

i’m just so enjoying reading your blog, found it while looking for a scooter. my daughter was in a hello kitty trance for about 5 years we had almost everything that sanrio sold in the u.s. even planning family trips around the national locations of sanrio stores…..you describe the kitty scene sensationally! thanks

#2 Comment from sandy
Time: October 20, 2007, 12:07 am

first and foremost, my email address does not mean anything.

wow. i’m not sure whether to envy you, or extend a sympathetic, keroppi-ringed hand. i’m a hello kitty fan (notice the omission of the suffix -atic) but this is absolutely wild. especially the story about the toilet paper being out of line. however, i finally read down to your very first post and realised your wife sells the stuff. that, i have to say, is pretty cool. what’s even cooler is that you suggested she take something she enjoyed and make a living out of it – you must truly love this woman with all your heart, even when she makes you sleep on the hello kitty sofa with the hello kitty sleeping bag. you should pick up gundams or something as equally masculine as hello kitty is feminine and you could have wars. but in a playful manner. keep up the great posts, always funny and they keep giving me new honey-will-you-buy-me gift ideas ^^ i would tell you to stay strong, to hold on tightly to the last vestiges of decidedly not-pink colors in your household, but somehow…i think you might secretly, if only slightly, enjoy all of it…

=^.^=

#3 Comment from Shari
Time: October 23, 2007, 11:28 am

ok…at first: man, this is the best site ever!

I like Hello Kitty ( the pencils and the rubbers and stuff like that, but Hello Kitty food? Are they mad?) it’s cute, but nothing more than a nice thing to look at.
I mean, who wants a Hello Kitty dog? no one, thats stupid.

go on with this blog, its fantastic! And head high, lets the Hello Kitty world not win!

oh yes, first-class humor, by the way.

#4 Comment from Ki
Time: October 25, 2007, 6:13 am

I work for Sanrio and although I love spending my time with Kitty for money I find this hilarious.

Good job.

#5 Comment from Dina
Time: October 27, 2007, 12:23 pm

oh my god…
your site is amazing!
well, i love hello kitty, but reading all this is so funny and shows yourself how idiotic this whole hello-kitty-merchandise can be )
i so laughed while reading, love your site!
^_________^

#6 Comment from Veronica
Time: October 30, 2007, 11:45 pm

For someone who hates Hello Kitty, you certainly do spend a lot of time on the subject of Hello Kitty. teehee.

#7 Comment from Diana
Time: October 31, 2007, 1:39 pm

Hi, my name is Diana, I am 12 and I live in Portugal. I have been reading your blog for some months and I really like it! I like Hello Kitty a lot but i dont have everything of her. Since i saw the Hk convention thing, I think I am going there with my mum but I am not sure if I really want to since I think there are better things to do than Hk all the time!

#8 Comment from Nadia
Time: November 5, 2007, 3:04 pm

I love cats. SO, I love Hello kitty… well.. I loved her. Right now I am kind of scare of her. It is like a cult, maybe they start doing camps and then… we all know what happens next. So, go go Chococat (I like black cats better).
Nevertheless, I will focus on other characters less evil (like Voldemort…yikes)

#9 Comment from myamar14
Time: November 5, 2007, 6:00 pm

Addiction HURTS. Friends dont let friends HK. I love your site. Thanks for the laughs they are priceless.

#10 Comment from Julie
Time: November 6, 2007, 12:10 pm

You poor man! I like Hello Kitty but the idea of tricking out my entire life hk, or anything, is just plain disturbing. What happened to moderation in all things?

#11 Comment from Laisa
Time: November 7, 2007, 12:56 pm

My friend would die if I showed her this site, for she too is a fanatic.

#12 Comment from Keena
Time: November 14, 2007, 12:30 am

I’ll admit that I’m a fanatic for Hello Kitty and my poor husband must live with my obsession. I’ve shown him your site and he spent a good ten minutes laughing.

He’s glad to know that he’s not alone in his suffering. ^_~

#13 Comment from Autumn
Time: November 19, 2007, 12:58 am

I love your site you have the most wonderful things on it! I am a huge hello kitty fanatic, I LOVE HELLO KITTY! Bless you your wife is so lucky that she can have hello kitiness all around the house, I only get to have one room. =( Ok well love your site, hello kitty used to drive my boyfriend crazy now he buys me lots of hello kitty stuff!

#14 Comment from Charmaine
Time: November 21, 2007, 10:50 pm

I absolutely love this website! thank you so much for all the humour! I’m a great hello kitty fan – i’ve got a kittymobile with a giant hello kitty decal on the spare tyre of my suv! i find you and your wife a really sweet couple! all the best to both of you and thanks for all the fun i had reading your entries!

#15 Comment from Sammich
Time: December 2, 2007, 12:25 am

You, my dear good tolerant man, need a large beer (or some Yeager) in a glass that doesn’t have freakin’ Hello Kitties face plastered on it.
I hope someday your wife comes out of her delusions and realizes Hello Kitty isn’t real, and doesn’t spread love to anyone heart (that damned cat kinda makes me wanna puke). Maybe slip her some Shrooms? Might have the opposite effect on her :p

If ya ever wanna beer in a clear glass, come to Ohio.

#16 Comment from Darya
Time: December 2, 2007, 3:17 pm

I am so showing my husband this site. I have been an avid Sanrio sticker/stationary collector for as long as I can remember, and it takes a very tolerant, kind hearted person to love us HK fanatics. Thanks for the laughs! I love your blog!

#17 Comment from Sezza
Time: December 19, 2007, 4:54 pm

This site is awesome! I LOVE Hello Kitty! And I find this site totally hilarious! I accidently stumbled across it searching for information about the HK Barbie.
LOL my boyfriend has to put up with my two obsessions, HK and Barbie LOL
I now know why my B/F said we couldn’t have the HK toaster when we moved out! I had to return it to the store… But I still have the HK phone hidden in a cupboard so I can pull it out when he least expects it! Haha!
Keep up the good work, and be strong! Remember, she’s just a little kitty! =^.^=

#18 Comment from Christine
Time: December 20, 2007, 8:04 pm

I hate Hello Kitty. Absolutely hate it – it’s everywhere from toasters to shoes to nail polish. That’s why I love this site. Keep up the good work.

#19 Comment from tammie
Time: December 26, 2007, 8:40 pm

OMG! my sister and i stumbled upon your website and laughed for hours reading entry after entry.

wow.

take care

#20 Comment from michellerd
Time: December 27, 2007, 4:57 pm

I, too, am an HK fan – to the point that I don’t even have to buy my own HK stuff anymore – people just know that I love HK and they “just saw this and thought of you – so I bought it for you!” (Yes, grown men ranging from friends/patients/coworkers have brought me HK stuff). Having said that – I also realize there is a line (albeit a very thin one for HK fans) – where one can cross into insanity (HK contacts?!! Creepy.). I’m not there yet – which is why I think your website is so freakin’ funny! LOVE IT! Thanks for the entertainment – and you must be somewhat of a good guy to tolerate the depths of HK hell your wife has dug (although, I’m certain she’s got to be pretty cool too!).

#21 Comment from Susan
Time: December 30, 2007, 6:48 am

I feel your pain, even though my hello kitty hell is not that bad, since it’s only my friends who like her. But for some reason my relatives think it’s a good idea to buy ME Hello Kitty stuff! This christmas I actually recieved some Hello Kitty socks, which is quite disturbing to wear on my beloved feet. I’m planning on burning them. Those contacts freaked me out, I barely slept that night, afraid I’d wake up staring into eyes looking like Hello Kitty. I’m trying to make everyone realize the evilness of Hello Kitty, so thank you soo much for making this website. Now I’ve got proof.

#22 Comment from marina
Time: December 30, 2007, 9:42 am

were do you buy hello kitty noodles at i want some !!!!
=]]

#23 Comment from vANGI
Time: December 31, 2007, 11:25 pm

I STUMBLED ONTO YOUR SITE BY ACCIDENT AND I MUST SAY THAT HKH HAS MADE MY OBBSESSION WITH HELLO KITTY 100 TIMES STRONGER.LOVE THE SITE AND YOUR FIRST- CLASS HUMOR! THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS!

#24 Comment from Lisa
Time: January 1, 2008, 7:05 pm

This site is great. I am addicted to hello Kitty! I bought a hello kitty knockoff once that was misspelled Hell Kitty. lol

#25 Comment from ladytetsu
Time: January 4, 2008, 4:06 pm

you have my sympathies. . . it sounds like your wife (although I’m sure she’s nice!) needs to be Hello-Kitty thumped along with all the other fanatics out there.

And yes, I’m a girl. I have a cat. I DESPISE Hello Kitty. Although that AK does have some potential. . . for pure irony, if nothing else.

Course, being in the US does soften the blow a little – but being a “mature” student on a college campus ramps it right the heck back up.

#26 Comment from Coral
Time: January 5, 2008, 5:16 pm

I just found your blog it is great, I like hello kitty too but i am not that fanatic ) and u r posts really made my day! Congrats!

#27 Comment from anglica
Time: January 10, 2008, 10:01 am

You don’t really hate hello kitty. YOU LOVE HER TOO! Otherwise you wouldn’t make this huge blog dedicated to her. Just admit it… step over to the pink side and admit your secret devotion for Hello Kitty. It’s okay, they make Hello Kitty for guys too, now!

#28 Comment from sherry dee
Time: January 15, 2008, 9:45 pm

i am the biggest hello kitty fan in this world, much to my boyfriend’s dismay… but your site is the funniest thing i have ever seen in MY LIFE. literally, i did not study for my final exam and or use bathroom facilities or answer phone calls, i sat here.. reading every last entry. pathetic i know but you’re a fabulous writer! i’m sending my boyfriend here so he can see he is not alone!

#29 Comment from sherry dee
Time: January 15, 2008, 9:51 pm

oh, and so you know! — i came across your site as the NUMBER ONE spot on the google when i typed in “hello kitty airport”.. hahaha, i typed in 489343 other items to look up and i constantly find myself here. you’re always in top 5~ haha

#30 Comment from luh sekar
Time: January 16, 2008, 12:36 am

i don’t like HK that much…. even though i am a girl. be strong. btw ur site is amazing… just like sherry dee said… ur site is always on the first page of google… hahahaha

#31 Comment from Hello Kitty Junkie
Time: January 19, 2008, 10:33 pm

I love your blog! I have been a big fan for a very long time and just wanted to let you know that you have inspired me to create my own Hello Kitty blog. Domo Arigato!

#32 Comment from Linda
Time: January 21, 2008, 11:34 pm

I love this site, I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. I am not a Hello, Kitty fan. It irritated me when my daughter was young because what does HK have to to with pen and paper(stationary) there was no logical connection, stuffed animal HK I would’ve made more sense. Needless to say I didn’t buy her any HK stuff. I have come up with an idea that I’d been working on that would beat Hello, Kitty, perhaps I should market it as Goodbye Kitty, HELLO…..! When I mention ‘Hello Kitty’ as my major competitor to any man ove 40, they think I’m talking Dirty to them!LOL

#33 Comment from Lydia
Time: January 22, 2008, 10:56 pm

I’m a hello kitty fan, but wow your wife takes it to an extreme sorry about that dude. I know for a fact that as soon as I move in with the bf I won’t be doing that to him at all.I enjoy the site though it’s silly how they make EVERYTHING of hello kitty lol

#34 Comment from fay
Time: January 23, 2008, 6:49 am

i love your blog. i love hello kitty too! where the hell did you get all that stuff?

#35 Comment from Blythe
Time: January 27, 2008, 4:19 pm

Great site! But hello kitty is amazing, but the food is annoying as
you can’t eat it as once its gone its gone O_o

If you ask me your so lucky that you go to hello kitty themed shops!

#36 Comment from Elyse
Time: January 31, 2008, 3:30 pm

your blog is the highlight of my day. i work in retail and you make me realize how it could be worse (working at a sanrio store….)

you’re hysterical and sarcastic – fantastic!

#37 Comment from Sarah C.
Time: February 1, 2008, 4:30 pm

This is amazingly scary, all of it.

#38 Comment from Stacey
Time: February 4, 2008, 10:38 am

Hi
I am a big fan of Hello Kitty – but your missus dont half take it too far!
I apologise for laughing at your pain, the website always brings a smile. I must give you kudos for putting up with your wife – you truly are a saviour to all men.
For as long as you stay married to her, you are saving some poor other bloke.

Take care
Stace x

#39 Comment from Sarah
Time: February 6, 2008, 6:43 pm

I love this website. I think Hello Kitty is cute, but practically everything you have on here is outrageous and gives you some “what the hell?!” kind of moments.

Thanks for spreading the awareness!

#40 Comment from Shannon
Time: February 8, 2008, 4:05 am

Dude,

I was up late looking at Hello Kitty stuff to buy and your site came up, and it is awesome!! I ‘m obessed with Hello Kitty mainly due to nostalgia and the fact that I couldn’t afford it when I was a kid. I have made up for it in spades with Hello Kitty luggage, Hello Kitty wallets, Hello Kitty Key Chains, Hello Kitty P.J.’s, Hello Kitty bathrobes, Hello Kitty cell phone, Hello Kitty T-shirts, Hello Kitty chonies, Hello Kitty flashlights (etc). When I cut myself, I use a Hello Kitty Band-Aid. I wanted to deck my car out in Hello Kitty everything! My husband said no, and I thought he was just being a jerk. Until I read your site. I realized this has become a true obession! Whenever I buy Hello Kitty I do it at some ungodly hour and with the fear that Amazon may run out of what I want. Maybe I should buy 2 or 3 items in case one breaks and the other wears out. Everyone has to out Hello Kitty the other person that it becomes almost like an arms race! My husband would just role his eyes when I showed him the 3 items (usually totaling over $50, not that they’re worth it) and tell me “no more Hello Kitty, I don’t care” Thanks to your site, I can see the Hello Kitty hell I’ve been putting him through!

#41 Comment from Nella
Time: February 10, 2008, 6:51 pm

I am a normal HK fan. Like I would get Hello Kitty stickers, playing cards, just small kid stuff. But who the hell needs a Hello Kitty banana cover?! Actually, who needs any banana cover? Its kinda creepy staring at Hello Kitty when you’re about to take a dump. Hello Kitty bento? uh. no. Hello Kitty wedding rings are just scary. And men who use Hello Kitty guns-I’m so sorry.

#42 Comment from Loraine
Time: February 14, 2008, 10:09 pm

I found your site via Neil Gaiman’s site – something about a Hello Kitty vibrator. I spent awhile looking around and can I just say, I had no idea.

I’m stunned, simply stunned. Oh, the humanity!

#43 Comment from ERic
Time: February 16, 2008, 7:07 am

Thank you for showing me what I am now rid of. My ex was a HK freak! I thought I would see the HK panties and bra soon!

#44 Comment from BL33D
Time: February 19, 2008, 1:36 am

yeah i thought this was one of the funniest sites ive seen in a while and what i liked bout it is that it was actually serious but anyway good job and keep up the blog

#45 Comment from Suzanna
Time: February 20, 2008, 12:59 pm

I have been brainwashed with Hello Kitty for most of my adult life. Do you know any organizations that can save me. However, you have to admit that the precious kitty is adorable.

#46 Comment from Maddie
Time: February 27, 2008, 12:02 pm

I will be the first to say that hello kitty does not look like a freaking cat. It has no mouth, which I guess is supposed to make it cuter, it has a head shaped like a tictac and it has a bow. It’s not cute.

If you like it, that’s fine, but it’s not for me.

#47 Comment from jien
Time: February 28, 2008, 7:37 pm

I like your site because of hello kitty stuffs. You are right that some of Hello Kitty stuffs are idiotic and too much obsession is bad.. I admire you that you can tolerate your family’s obsession to HK. I hope that you can tell your wife in a nice way that too much obsession will make you a freak. I am sure your wife will realize and if she got older, she will not be very fond of HK.

This site is also funny and buying expensive items will waste HK fanatics’ money..

#48 Comment from Laura
Time: March 1, 2008, 11:00 pm

Okay, i must admit i am totally obsessed with Hello Kitty but i still think this site is hilarious even though i would probably buy almost everything on here that is if i dont already have it lol.
Anyway just wanted to say Good Job (:

#49 Comment from Cynthia
Time: March 8, 2008, 6:02 pm

I managed a mall gift ship in the eighties. When we started carrying HK merchandise, girls would shriek when they saw it. One time a customer bought everything we had, duplicates and all. What a fun unique website!

#50 Comment from Shaneniganz
Time: March 8, 2008, 7:32 pm

Roflmao! I have absolutely enjoyed your site! It has been refreshing to me in my own HKH as I am having to outfit my eldest daughter’s new car in HK! There was a time in my distant past, oh let’s say about age 7 or 8 that I actually liked HK. Thank God I outgrew that! If I never set eyes on another HK object again it will be too soon. Unfortunately I will have to see it every time I look in the driveway and see her car! Ughh, too much cutesy for me now, I think it’s time to go drive the Titan in the mud!

#51 Comment from visitor
Time: March 11, 2008, 9:51 pm

when can we see pictures of your wife’s stuff? i’m very curious!

#52 Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: March 11, 2008, 11:11 pm

when can we see pictures of your wife’s stuff? i’m very curious!

I spend each and everyday in Hello Kitty Hell and the last things I want to be doing is taking photos of my wife’s stuff (plus the fact that if she sees me doing that, she’ll think that I like her collection). I did break down and take a few photos of our bathroom to prove that the Hell exists, but that is as far as it will go…

#53 Comment from Sammyface
Time: March 19, 2008, 1:55 pm

Once again, hilarious. Commendable. Epic. I am going to be checking back whenever I get bored at work.

#54 Comment from David
Time: March 21, 2008, 11:59 pm

I stumbled across this site while trying to find a good place to buy Hello Kitty crap. (Yes, I’m a boy, 11 year old too)

How Sanrio makes these ridiculous items are wayy too funny. And how your wife reacts to them, I feel pity for you.

#55 Comment from Katelyn
Time: March 24, 2008, 10:14 am

I…I am so, so sorry. I can’t imagine a hell worse than this, and I am infinitely sorry you have to suffer it.

Your wife’s entire life revolves around acquisition of more Hello Kitty collectibles, but she must be a damned awesome woman for you to have not given up on her by this point.

#56 Comment from abbie
Time: March 28, 2008, 7:41 pm

don’t worry, no one will be afraid or die of a heart attack if you post photos of your wife’s collection. (hint-hint)

i have told a bunch of my “Hello Kitty Friends” about your site, btw.

cheers!

#57 Comment from Geesy
Time: April 5, 2008, 10:45 am

I am a Hello Kitty fan and found your site unexpectedly and after viewing it……………even I found some of this things utterly ridiculous!….I think this site is Hilarious and and I love it …..though I still love Hello Kitty I think your blog is great…keep it Up!!!

#58 Comment from Nichi
Time: April 16, 2008, 2:06 pm

ahahah. I’m enjoy this.

#59 Comment from Sheri
Time: May 7, 2008, 6:33 am

Hahahahaha…♥ Thanks for being in this world.

#60 Comment from Aaron
Time: May 8, 2008, 7:59 pm

Great site dude…Im with u…your site made me realized that how genious the creator of HK is…and how stupid the fanatics are…

“just create something that looks cute (not even close in this case to me), put the picture and wordings on ANYTHING I can find, mark up the price to at least 300% and tada, Im rich!”

This is so sad. How can people ever go so insane over such things! Oh this box normally cost $15. Oh, if I paint it pink and put a HK figure on it, it costs $50. The best thing is, there will be people flocking to buy this over-priced thing.

Dude, I totally sympathize you. The thought of even staying in a house full of all these overpriced-inferior-quality goods totally freaks me out. My wife is a fanatic, so I totally understand how u feel. Luckily for me, its all under control since Im the one earning the bucks.

I sincerely hope that your site will bring more laughters (not from your plight but from your humour) and hopefully some sense to all those crazy fanatics out there who have probably guaranteed Mr White’s fortune for the next 10 generations.

B4 signing out, u gers out there, WAKE UP! It is not even cute. Even if it is, a HK soft toy should be enuff, so pls stop your nonsense!

#61 Comment from HKPepper
Time: May 20, 2008, 7:26 pm

GO MR. HELLO KITTY HELL! Kudos for you! For every hero, there should be a villain! And you made our Hero’s life complete! You never fail to make me laugh every single day…Cheers!

#62 Comment from Gabby
Time: May 29, 2008, 3:21 pm

I love this website.. I found it while shopping for Hello Kitty items.. You are really funny.. by the way, where did your wife get her shoes? hehe

#63 Comment from terumi
Time: June 9, 2008, 7:02 am

to Mr. HKH,

i pity you because you’re blaming the poor feline cat about your so called “hello kitty hell”.. first of all, you’re so dumb stupid not to accept that your wife loves hello kitty. second, blame your wife not hello kitty. hello kitty didn’t tell your wife to collect all the items made of hello kitty. your wife’s the only one who loved kitty, as the people who comment here said, hello kitty has no feelings, no mouth, etc.. so kitty can’t speak to your wife and tell her to collect all the hello kitty stuffs, so hello kitty has nothing to do about your wife collecting hello kitty items and making your life like a hell. its your wife’s fault because she loves hello kitty and she makes your life like a “hell” and it’s not hello kitty’s fault.. you have 2 choices, either accept the fact that your wife loves hello kitty or divorce your wife so your “HELLO KITTY HELL” life will be put to an END.. you don’t need to blame hello kitty..

#64 Comment from Chrissi
Time: June 12, 2008, 11:44 am

Hilarious! I’m a fanatic too but I can totally understand you. Sometimes the fanscination can get disturbing for non-kitty-people. I like the tattoo story best because I have on myself and now my boyfriend isn’t safe anywhere not even in bed ^^ Poor boy.

#65 Comment from SHANN0N
Time: June 19, 2008, 12:35 pm

i L0VE HELL0 KiTTY! i NEVER EVEN KNEW THEY MADE THAT MANY THiNGS, Y0U SH0ULD SERiOUSLY THiNK AB0UT APPLYiNG FOR TH0SE HELL0 KiTTY C0MMiSSiON SALES J0B 0R SOMETHiNG, CAZ DAMN, Y0U KNOW AB0UT MORE STUFF THAN i D0, AND Y0U HATE iT. THATS CRAZY! Y0U SURE HAVE AL0T OF THiNGS 0N THiS SiTE AB0UT HELLO KiTTY TH0UGH.

#66 Comment from Itakethefith
Time: June 22, 2008, 9:46 pm

I fel sory for you and your toolerantce speaks of your compasion and charter.
I am a male furry fan, my Hello Kitty Hell is knowing I can’t really tell anybody I like Hello Kitty plushies . I Finlay scrummed to the cuteness and bought a 20″ Hello Kitty Plush to add to my plushie collection. I do not see it going any further. I wonder there are some similarities between Hello Kitty and Furry fans.
Keep up the good work.

#67 Comment from Chuxema
Time: June 22, 2008, 10:58 pm

My wife is also obsessed with this tiny capitalist bastard. Made a picture for her and thought you would get a kick out of it.

Cheers!

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e320/fukshitup/hellomoney.jpg[/IMG]

#68 Comment from Valeria
Time: June 28, 2008, 1:02 am

I work for sanrio, i have been doing so for 2 years now. its an off and on again relationship with that store. When i get so mad about customers, and all the pink i quit, i have done it 3 times but i keep coming back for more, yes its a pay check, but the more i spend time there the more that darn cat gets to you and i must admit hello kitty is a cute drug. everytime we get a new shipment in all of us girls go crazy for all the iteams and make fun of the stupid ugly ones.

#69 Comment from Megan N
Time: June 29, 2008, 12:11 am

Hey there! I am a hello kitty fan, but i ADORE your website! you take a humorous way of dealing with your wife’s obsession. I just hope my future husband can deal with my and my daughters obsession in the same way you do!

#70 Comment from britty
Time: July 14, 2008, 10:27 am

ah. lets see, first and foremost – - i love hello kitty. i came across your site a few months ago, on accident though. i find it hilarious. and mostly i am jealous of your wife, but i do feel a lot of sympathy for you.. :]
anyhow, just figured i’d mention that i love the site.
kudos!

#71 Comment from Nick J Boragina
Time: July 15, 2008, 12:30 am

you must REALLY love your wife!!

#72 Comment from African Hello Kitty
Time: July 15, 2008, 7:13 am

I too am a Hello Kitty fanatic, and was googling HK and came across this sight. i must say this is the most extensive compilation of HK stuff i have ever seen in my life.

You know what really pisses me of, fake HK merchandise, you know when you find HK stuff and she has 4 whiskers on each side of her face instead of 3!!!

Its really hard to get any good stuff here, but i have been saving up and now i am going to order a Kimora Lee Simmons diamond Hello Kitty pendant. at least i will have one HK item i can charish for the rest of my life.

Does your wife have her own web sight where she sells her stuff?

#73 Comment from Heather
Time: July 22, 2008, 11:07 pm

I think this is a great idea I’m pulling for you and even sent it to my email so I can let others know. I hope your little friends get great joy out of your mission. My friend and daughters like Helloo Kitty. I did when I was a little girl but then I found faeries and was a goth/but rock chick. I’m not very commited so I changed alot. I work w/ the developmentaly diabled and know how much donations make a differance. If one person checks out a non profit orginization and gives even a secondhand item it could change many lives.
I wish you well!

#74 Comment from Jason
Time: July 29, 2008, 2:01 pm

I can’t fathom being in your shoes. How you have lived without going completely insane and going on a killing spree is beyond me.

The site is hilarious though man. I like reading the CRAZIES’ comments and how they with they were in your shoes and similar stuff. Crazy people are so funny. And Sanrio profits off of it so much lol.
I can just imagine them sitting back smoking cigars, laughing because they make so much money on useless novelty items.

#75 Comment from Liz
Time: July 29, 2008, 4:06 pm

Dude! I totally got a random idea! What if YOU became obsessed with a popular cartoon character? It would mean a battle of the culture icons, right? Right???

#76 Comment from BrookeLynn
Time: July 30, 2008, 1:01 pm

I agree that hello kitty has gone a litte too far with making things hello kittified my sister even has a hello kitty nail grooming set, a hello kitty popcorn maker, and a mini hello kitty water cooler.I think people who obsess with hello kitty are weird but I still think she’s a cute little cat.

#77 Comment from selena
Time: July 31, 2008, 5:13 am

came across your blog when i was trying to find pictures to support my blog entry.

well, i totally commiserate with you. i really don’t know why hello kitty is called such because she definitely doesn’t look or act like a cat. as a cat person, i feel a bit weirded out that a character banks on a specie’s name to catapult itself to fame. hahaha, that’s a bit extreme, but really, no wonder i haven’t met any cat person who likes its most famous cartoon version.

#78 Comment from Carol
Time: August 1, 2008, 6:21 pm

What a freakin’ scream!! There is no one cuter than HK, maybe my cat Stella… I used some of your pictures and sent out an email with a little written line introducing what I could use the item for, etc. Boy did I get some responses. My problem, even though you won’t care, is that I bought a Moto Guzzi motorcycle and I cannot find a plate frame for it in –you know what…Couldn’t you just forward this to your wife so she could help me??? I recently had a big bruise and I’m jealous I didn’t think of decorating it. Does your wife have a qevsite, I don’t hink I’ve seen the pictures of your household items that others have spoken about.

#79 Comment from What Would Satan Do
Time: August 2, 2008, 9:36 pm

I feel your pain man.
9 years with a Barbieholic.
Never Again!

#80 Comment from A girl
Time: August 26, 2008, 2:56 pm

I admit I like Hello Kitty in a way, but when I found out there’s an online Hello Kitty multiplayer game, I practically laughed I my ass off. Hello Kitty candy is fine, T-shirts and necklaces and keychains and towels are fine, but my god, I never knew all this stuff and all these crazy people excisted! Your site is very amusing and I can really feel your pain sometimes.
I’d really like a Hello Kitty keychain, though, and I don’t even know why…

#81 Comment from tamtamyoo
Time: August 29, 2008, 8:53 pm

Have you seen the HK Humidifier from Target.com yet? The steam comes out of the ears! LOL. No I didn’t buy it.

#82 Comment from Jerry
Time: September 2, 2008, 4:09 pm

Dear Sir,

I must confess that I have read your postings from back to front, and I am at a loss of words.

1) it is commendable that your wife is making a living by pursuing her hobby. “do what you like, and you will never work a day in your life”.

2) it is the opposite of commendable to be punished all the time for expressing your self about your dislike of the worship-ication of a commercial venture.

So I truly hope that you are joking about being sent to the sofa with at hello kitty sleeping bag.

If this is in fact the truth, please provide me with at mailing address where I may be able to send you a manly military sleeping bag. At the very least, your punishment will be less severe.

I also recommend that you develop a hobby, like for example, collecting playboy bunnies, and have everything you like playboy related. You know, like playboy bunny cups, playboy bunny accessories for your car, a couple of subscriptions to the myriad of publications that the Playboy Corp. has to offer, like Asian lingerie models, Asian college sorority drunkards, etc.

Maybe then we can read your wife’s new website blog titled: “PlayboyBunnyHell.com”

I salute you,

Uncle Jerry.

P.S.: I would do the Hustler collection myself. There is a lot more pink in their products, maybe they can match your wife’s Hello Kitty Pink LOL.

#83 Comment from Zombie
Time: September 4, 2008, 7:05 am

I have to admit I like Hello Kitty, but, I do believe they have crossed the line of too much. They have made just about every think Hello Kitty.
I went to a shop once that was all HK. I walked five feet in. And walked straight back out. I think it was the pink overload that turned me away.

Only thing I can say is I’m sorry you have to go through this.

#84 Comment from yingie
Time: September 7, 2008, 4:47 pm

I am laughing my head off, your mockery is just classic. My utmost admiration how you see your hell through with humor and wit! My sister is a hello kitty fan and I just sent her this website, I am sure she’ll have a blast reading your blog. Cheers!

#85 Comment from Superior Dragon
Time: September 9, 2008, 6:52 pm

All the Hello Kitty items on this site make me laugh my head off! And the way that evil feline just stares back at you, unblinking forever… I’m gonna have nightmares!

#86 Comment from SuperiorDragon
Time: September 9, 2008, 6:56 pm

Hello Kitty just stares back at you in every picture, unblinking… for all eternity… Hello KITTY IS EVIL!!! Even though that cat ain’t real, whoever thought of her is EVIL

#87 Comment from sophi
Time: September 10, 2008, 11:27 am

i love hello kitty!! but i hate d way people are rude 2 people qho dont like hello kitty! if u like it or not its ure business! right? ye, right! haha u make me laugh!

#88 Comment from ulrika
Time: September 15, 2008, 1:17 pm

Hello!
What can i say i am in love in your site. Oh my name is Ulrika iam 32 and i live in Sweden. Is something for sale???
With love
One big fan of Our dear Hello kitty!!!

#89 Comment from Acton
Time: September 18, 2008, 11:14 am

I have come to the collusion this is not about you wives obsession but your, sadly you are at the point that separates local criticism and madness.
Don’t believe me that let me challenge you to find one thing good about Hello Kitty Just one thing .

#90 Comment from guillaume
Time: September 29, 2008, 8:50 am

where can i buy one hello kitty sextoy?

#91 Comment from HelloChococat
Time: October 9, 2008, 5:49 am

I visite your website at least once a week and although it’s amusing to read your blogs, I realise everytime that we’re living in a sad, sad world that’s dominated by such “evil” witchcraft as the Hello Kitty mania.

I must admit that I like some Hello Kitty stuff, because I simply can’t ignore the cuteness of it. Therefore I have my own minimal collection of Hello Kitty things that I like. But I certainly don’t like the whole hustle. On the contrary, it’s just awful how many things this commercial trick has cultivated, and how it has become an obsession for many people to possess it.

No, I only buy Hello Kitty stuff that is really useful to me and that I find really adorable, and I easily manage to walk out of a Hello Kitty store without buying something, and without regretting it

But I think the whole Hello Kitty exaggeration should be stopped, because it isn’t cute or fun anymore. It’s simply sick and makes me dislike the whole HK trade.

I’d say… keep up spreading the message!

#92 Comment from Em
Time: October 13, 2008, 8:57 am

You. Are. A. Legend.

Not only is this blog insanely funny, with the comments always providing additional giggles, but you managed to providing the best way to procrastinate at work.

I’m not really a hello kitty fan, I once received a HK alarm clock for christmas one year (that was swiftly donated to the five year old girl across the street who was hugging it delightfully) and I knew its scope was huge, but this, I never knew it was this MASSIVE. I knew nothing of shoes, tombstones, and who knows what else.

I feel for those who cannot read a blog and understand why you won’t tell them where something is, when it’s written down so directly. I guess there is a dip somewhere in the education system…

Anyway, great blog, hilarious comments and just, fantastic. Thanks so much for this. I’ll keep an eye out every now and again for random updates

#93 Comment from Marleen (Belgium)
Time: October 23, 2008, 7:52 am

I nearly got a heart attack when I was the pictures of your bathroom! My God! How can you live that way? Does your wife not realise that this is just not normal? Does she not understand that all she does is making the HK manufacturers make money? Do you have children? If not, get some soon! They cost a lot of money, so there will be less money to spend on that awful HK crap, and at least the money will be spent more wisely then. Also, maybe your wife will lose her interest then, as there will be less time to look at HK.

Or maybe you could start your own collection. Take something that your wife would absolutely hate, spiders or pin up magazines or whatever. Then you can come to an agreement: if she wants your collection out, she’ll have to dump some of her own stuff too.

You have my sympathy!

#94 Comment from Yasmin
Time: November 7, 2008, 1:24 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA…………I absolutely LOVE your website!!! I stumbled unto your website by chance while looking for a skype phone for my niece. OMG I know I shouldn’t be laughing at your expense but you really had me in stitches for hours! Thank you ever so much for sharing with us. Your wife must be a one ‘hell’ of special lady

#95 Comment from Sophie
Time: November 9, 2008, 9:30 am

Hey! I love Hello Kityy but you are sooooooo funny! x
well done! x

#96 Comment from Marisol
Time: November 9, 2008, 9:46 pm

Hey there! I am from Lima, Peru… I am hello kitty fan… you have to see my car! hahaha… its called the “Kitty Car” for a reason… but anyways… I ADORE your website! you take a humorous way of dealing with your wife’s obsession. I know there is so much stupid things with the cat face on them… but she is so adorable! Why can you love her?? hahaha

#97 Comment from Cori S
Time: November 17, 2008, 12:41 am

OMGoodness! Can I just tell you your sense of humor is wayyy out of here! I LOVE it!!! Although I am a HK Lover (don’t turn away just yet!) I know that many men feel the same way (my husband included) LOL
Thank you for the laughs I am sure you bring to so many!
P.S. I really can’t believe the things people do in the name of the kitty!!! LOL

#98 Comment from emily hello kitty’s truest fan
Time: November 17, 2008, 11:43 am

thogh you are against hk (n i suppose u have sum ryt to b) i as a hk fan luv ure site it is funny and gives an insite to the extremity of some fans btw do yew like the twilight books?

#99 Comment from wendy
Time: November 28, 2008, 8:43 pm

Sorry you are in “hello kitty hell”, my husband would say the same thing. BUT-i make sure MY hello kitty isnt out for the world to see, its hidden so I can have all the HK stuff I want, just don’t put it in his way. It works out for the both of us. I would think you wife, would want your house to be about who YOU are as well, and not just show her personality and that’s all. I would think you could give her one room, and that be it. I mean, the bathroom picture I saw, was a little much! Even for a fellow HK fan. I wouldn’t go that far considering I share a home with my husband. Maybe you guys can come to a happy medium

#100 Comment from Liz S.
Time: November 30, 2008, 1:00 pm

@wendy

Oh! I got an idea too! HK guy, do you have an attic that is safe to stay up in for a while? Maybe that can be transformed into a special HK office for your wife. I know I’d appreciate it. Maybe you guys can come to some sort of agreement so you aren’t tripping over HK merch all day.

#101 Comment from amber
Time: December 2, 2008, 3:41 pm

Hello. Even though I am a huge hello kitty fan and my fiance hates it! I want to say though that I love the website and I am so sorry for you to have to deal with one of me’s (your wife) HK fan! Just wanted to say that and why do people get so damn mad with you if you dont tell them where to find things? http://www.google.com work well with searching for everything you note on your website!

#102 Comment from hkisevil
Time: December 10, 2008, 3:01 am

Heck! I would be laughing at your blog coz’ its first class humor. But for HK, shes working sanrio employees like Ki to death you know forcing em’ to make more HK to conquer the world!

Let this blog go on…:)

#103 Comment from Azu
Time: December 17, 2008, 4:55 pm

I have loved Hello Kitty since I was a little girl. I was born in Japan and I’m japanese. But, I got to say, your site is hilarious!! My husband feels just like you. He hates it, but since he loves me, he puts up with it. I think I will send him here!!

#104 Comment from belle
Time: December 18, 2008, 7:04 am

i just came upon your site and was floored when i saw all those HK dolls that ur wife donated and u said it didn’t make a dent? Seriously is this a real site? I can’t believe that your wife owns that much stuff and that you even have room in your home for everything? That’s amazing..i have to give u major props…

#105 Comment from Lucy Manhattan
Time: December 26, 2008, 2:01 pm

Those of us who are devoted to “the one true Kitty” are also shocked by over zealousness. The endless collection of Kitty items limits the amount of time one can spend following in Kitty’s paw prints; acting as ambassadors of friendship around the world. Unless, of course, the items have been collected while making new friends.

#106 Comment from Milton Styron
Time: January 4, 2009, 5:04 am

My wife reads your blog after I told her about it and she loves it too and she is a Hello Kitty Lover. My wife also says that are stationed over here. Just trying to figure out where are you at.

#107 Comment from taneisha
Time: January 7, 2009, 7:23 pm

I like hellokitty pace.love.hellokitty

#108 Comment from becka
Time: January 9, 2009, 1:36 pm

i love hello kitty but i find this blog funny

my bf feels the same way about hello kitty as u haha ill have to show him the site

your wife sounds kool

xo keep up the amusing blogs

#109 Comment from Meesh
Time: January 29, 2009, 5:06 pm

I love this website! I’m a pretty big Hello Kitty fan, but the stuff you find it absolutely hilarious! Makes me laugh/feel slightly afraid.

My boyfriend, mother and friends all tend to buy me HK gifts when the “times of giving” roll around, but I think if I ever got any of the stuff you’ve posted on here I’d be a bit worried for their sanity. Better keep them away from this site incase it gives them ideas!
(But they know I’d love it really…)

Great site, really fun. Keep up the good work and don’t let the kitty get you down too much!

#110 Comment from Alex – Female
Time: February 11, 2009, 3:06 pm

I have to say – I do own a few Hello Kitty items….but your blog is just GREAT! Your humoristic banter reflects terrifically as you convey your message of disapproval and admiration for such idiosyncrasies simultaneously. Love it! Will definitely become your number one fan as you keep me laughing throughout the mundane days of my “professional” life.

Best of luck!

#111 Comment from HGK (too uncommon of a name for here)
Time: February 22, 2009, 2:12 pm

I am a 41 yo straight male, married, with one girl, 2 cars (the kind men would like to drive), and a motorcycle. I prefer my hard liquor straight – not wine; smoke cigars – not filter cigaretts. I have both a hairy back and a$$. Except I melt for Hello Kitty.

I cannot deny the cuteness. I do not resist any longer and life is good under guidance and protection of my mistress Hello Kitty. Each time I travel to the Far East, I load up on Hello Kitty idols because Hello Kitty there is more pure than Hello Kitty stateside. My daughter would like other things but I insist on Hello Kitty, for it is She that will protect us during the Final Days when Kuromi tricks most of mankind.

One day I wish a pilgrimage to the Great Temple where servants make Hello Kitty. I will use the clue “Made in China” to find it and will travel in her sacred chariot: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:EVA_hellokitty1.JPG

Please, . . . HKH, joy and happiness awaits for you to join your wife and accept Hello Kitty mantra. I pray for you, and pray she will dump that man-wh0re Daniel for me. (I could settle for Mimi, her sister.)

#112 Comment from Pree
Time: March 1, 2009, 3:17 pm

funniest website ever….love the humor from ur personal experiences and what other people say…not to mention hk disasters…..nightmares.

#113 Comment from psychokitty
Time: March 3, 2009, 7:45 pm

I love this blog – I stumbled across it a year ago when looking for something else, spent hours looking through everything – laughing myself sick. Found it again this morning and am going to bookmark it!
I live in Japan…and my (5 year old) daughter LOOOOVES Hello Kitty – though thankfully not overwhelmingly.
We have a Sanrio shop on our shopping street, and the song of the Hello Kitty popcorn machine out the front could easily send me insane. Hello Kitty popcorn is a VERY occasional treat for our little girl!

#114 Comment from jinxiejae
Time: March 4, 2009, 1:47 pm

id like to share a hello kitty story. now im rather indifferent about miss kitty. i admit as a child i liked her and her cronies and now my fave is badtz marou, that little penquin with an attitude. but in all i can see and apprecaite the ire thats has risen up around her. the thought of her heading for global domination doesnt seem like such a far fetched idea. any way i had purchased a phone charm that was this black gothic looking dangle that had a tiny little goth loli hello kitty miniature. more so for the uther part of the dangle than for the miniature but since she was in black and very small it didnt offend much. some time later i attended san diego comic con. and during the festivities i lost my phone. needless to say i freaked the hell out! and i went to the lost and found booth quite a few times to see if any one turned it in. i called my number on a friends phone and thank fully one of the staff answerd and said theyll turn it in right away to the lost and found desk. i high tailed it over there and asked if any one turned in a silver cell phone. ” no, no body turned in a phone at all.” i replied are you sure? it has a little black hello kitty charm..” before i could finish she said “oh yeah now i remember becouse i was looking at that charm.”
so as irksome as it is hello kitty was helpful in getting my phone back. of course it wasnt some time later that i thought to my self, “wait a minute bitch! you just said no one turned in a phone. and you just had it in your hand not two minutes before i got there?” this year im covering the damn thing in multi colored crystals with a huge skull sticker on one side and a hello kitty sticker on the other flipping the finger. if i lose my phone again there SHE’LL DAMN WELL REMEMBER if some one turned in a phone!

#115 Comment from hAtE_hElLoKiTtY_
Time: March 20, 2009, 9:17 am

I hate hello kitty! Seriously, this site makes me puke. With that mouthless cat around in this site, I shall really have bad dreams. If u hate hello kitty so much, why post all things regarding about it? it does not make sense to me.

In case u’re wondering, i did not visit this site intentionally. My horrific sister who is also mad about hello kitty forced me to comment.

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#117 Comment from Hollie P.
Time: April 3, 2009, 1:05 pm

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! you poor bastard! what you must have to put up with. i am a Kitty lover myself, but would never subject someone i supposedly loved to such torture. you have gained a new fan – your posts are hilarious, even for someone who loves Kitty like i do.

May the force of something besides Hello Kitty be with you.

#118 Comment from thriftalina
Time: April 8, 2009, 12:02 am

to the owner of this page: where can I find your wife’s “shop”? and are you Americans living in japan? and how and why? I wish there was a guestbook for this, but hopefully someone will dig up my comment and answer….

does HKH have a facebook or something???

#119 Comment from pam
Time: April 17, 2009, 5:09 am

Just wanted to say how much I love your site…. I think my husband and I are living parallel lives with you and your wife over here in Australia. We have the worst Hello Kitty range here, you cant find HK anywhere (maybe you should consider moving down under!). I even pay to have a U.S. postal address so that I can have Hello Kitty items, that wont ship to Oz shipped to my U.S address and then forwarded on to me….We also take regular trips to the States so I can get my Sanrio store fix… Keep up the good work and remember where you may end up when you die!!!!!!! P.S I am having a Hello Kitty tattoo done tomorrow, will be finished mid-May. Of course I will send pics….

#120 Comment from GWC
Time: April 22, 2009, 7:04 am

I got nudged in this direction by a friend who sent me a link to your message to Hello Kitty whiners.
I read that and lol’d.
Then I explored some more of the website, and nothing else that I could ever witness for the rest of my life could scar me as much as this website does.
These fanatics are brainwashed.
Peace out.

#121 Comment from From Zürich, Switzerland
Time: May 13, 2009, 5:51 am

I love Hello Kitty but let’s say that I am not crazy as your wife about it. Even though: Your page is just hilarious! Keep going! Regards, Lucia

#122 Comment from ratty
Time: May 23, 2009, 7:29 pm

i’m a hello kitty fan, and find your tearing into hello kitty hilarious… i mean, seriously, it’s a friggin’ cartoon, how can anyone be offended about someone hating it and making fun of it… reading the posts of the ‘whiner’s is so sad, those people really need to get a life… i mean, if someone likes hello kitty, you’d think they’d love your site simply because it has more hello kitty stuff than anywhere else… and making fun of it is, well, fun! keep up the good work! but add some more edge to it, i think you’re being a little too nice, er, or, not ‘mean’ enough… lol

#123 Comment from KATIANA
Time: May 31, 2009, 4:32 pm

Gente…é demais isso!!!!!!!!!
Tudo lindo, adorei!!!!
CONGRATULATIONS , IT´S AMAZING!!!!!!!!!
I LIVE IN BRAZIL AND I LOVE HELLO KITTY!!!!!

#124 Comment from michelle g
Time: June 3, 2009, 5:06 pm

this site makes my husband feel much better, realizing my HK obsession could be so much worse…

#125 Comment from pat
Time: June 4, 2009, 4:47 pm

Sorry for your pain in HKH but this blog has given me more laughs than you can possibly imagine. Thanks!

#126 Comment from panda.eyes
Time: June 4, 2009, 10:31 pm

my friend just sent me the link to your blog and i must say, what a discovery! like many others reading, i’m actually a bit of a hello kitty fan – but your posts are hilarious. nice work!

#127 Comment from Kathryn
Time: June 9, 2009, 6:48 am

A mate of mine showed me your blog. After reading the FAQ section, it gives a clearer picture of your attitude toward Hello Kitty merchandise. That you are just truly venting. I do have one question though, and it mostly to the Hello Kitty addicts that respond to your blog. You do realize that Hello Kitty is not an actual person right? There is no way to “love her” or “adore her”, “she” isn’t your best friend. You know that Hello Kitty is a fictional character don’t you? It’s just a logo, like the Nike swoosh symbol. It was invented in 70’s by a company in order to sell more products. I hate to burst your bubble, but some of the comments responding to this blog makes me question the mental sanity of those commenting.

#128 Comment from Cat
Time: June 14, 2009, 3:46 am

You must really love your wife!

I do love this blog it is very amusing and it’s comforting to know that my minor appreciation of HK is no where near this scary. (although I’d love the rifle – is that wrong?)

Keep it up, It’s entertaining. (not your pain but errr–… Oh! You get what I mean!)

#129 Comment from soulofaqua
Time: June 15, 2009, 2:54 am

Why… if you hate Hello Kitty SO MUCH. Are you still with your wife? Do you still run this blog? Obviously you’re exaggerating your despise of little miss kitty. I bet deep inside you love the little critter… it’s okay, because so do I ^-^ Hello Kitty is soooo cute! >w<

#130 Comment from Linh
Time: July 1, 2009, 7:02 am

Hello Kitty’s 35th Anniversary! BEWARE. MUAHAHA. Anywho, Nothing special on their website as of yet. But I’m checking daily =P. I love your Blog dudddddeeee! /high five!. It makes me feel good that I’m not the only one with compulsive buying problem. Nice alternative therapy group. LOL. Too bad the Hello kitty cult is just getting stronger with every generation. Yup, check out my myspace. That’s my daughter with her favorite doll, got it for free with $100 purchase at sanrio.com during Easter. /Pats your head and gives you a Hello Kitty Lollipop. Suck it up!

#131 Comment from Ina
Time: July 7, 2009, 3:35 am

Hey HK-Fans,

sorry for my bad english but I will do my best!

I love Hello Kitty over 15 years and my family how my friends dont understand my love to the sweetest Kitty in the Comicworld… I am 20 years now^^

The HP is very great and have many funny things to show. What I need more?!

In August, I wanna HK Tattoo. That is a dream I must do.

HELLOOOO KIIIIIITTYYYYY ROOOOOCKZZZZZ!!!

LG Ina

#132 Comment from Alyssa
Time: July 13, 2009, 12:36 pm

FIGHT THE POWER!

#133 Comment from dOd
Time: July 15, 2009, 2:08 am

hello~

i’m enjoying your blog. and i kinda thought that you just like my fiance. he had a little terrible situations when i’d got too excited with some stuffs.. i love hello kitty too.. but just fan.. not obviously to be fanatic.
Say hi to your wife, hehe? ^_^

#134 Comment from Inez
Time: July 16, 2009, 10:49 pm

Hi, I’ve just visited your blog for the first time and although I think it’s interesting, I don’t think I’ll be back. I didn’t realize the Hello Kitty crap/merchandise had gone so far, and I can’t bear to read more about it because I can’t see the funny side of it.

Frankly I’m angered that grown adults can be so out of control and so easily manipulated by a bloated and soulless merchandising empire like this. If we’re going to save the Earth and humanity, we’ve got to grow up and stop consuming unnecessary plastic crap at ridiculously marked up prices.

I feel so very bad for you, but I’m glad to see you’ve found a creative outlet for your frustration. You must love your wife very much, she is lucky to have you.

#135 Comment from Kiana
Time: July 22, 2009, 9:56 pm

i loveeee this website !
even though you don’t like hello kitty,
i still think it’s funny reading the things you write.
i love hello kitty and my boyfriend doesn’t hate her as much as you do lol.
one time he tried to have a staring contest with her, but umm you can’t win that.
but anyways thanks for the website/blog because the posts are so funny and i get to see all the cool hello kitty stuff !!!!!!!!!!!
but i agree with the other fanatics, it is mean that you won’t tell us where to buy the stuff but i understand i guess, you can’t endorse something you hate.

#136 Comment from AndrewMarie
Time: July 27, 2009, 4:51 am

Dear Mister Hello Kitty Hater Person,
I think your website is lovely =]
&& Even though I am completely devoted
to Kitty, I can understand where you’re coming
from.
Have a Cute Day=]

#137 Comment from Joel A
Time: July 27, 2009, 8:51 pm

I’m 45 and have dug HK for over 10 years. I have no idea why but my first crush was Speed Racer’s girlfriend Trixie…..

#138 Comment from Lynny
Time: July 28, 2009, 12:42 am

Sometimes I joke with my friends saying that when I have a house of my own I will have a room full of HK stuff. (Yes yes yes, ewww right..I know). But but but but… they are so cute! Some are just weird and absurd.
Thank you for sharing your thoughts about HK products. It’s entertaining and informative.
p.s. you’re such a brave man! Kudos to you.

#139 Comment from Shelley
Time: August 18, 2009, 12:09 pm

I love this site! I just recently stumbled accross it and I finally see I am not the only one who thinks hello kitty is evil.

McDonalds is giving out HK toys with their happy meals! Well… so it is in Canada.

Imagine my despair when I heard I had to make a HK cake for my cousin. Whilst looking for cake ideas, look what I found.

http://www.regruntled.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/hello-kitty-death-cake.jpg

It DEFINITELY brightened my day!

#140 Comment from Kourtney
Time: August 23, 2009, 6:29 pm

Haha wow, this site is funny. I love hello kitty but I agree with the ridiculous merchandise. And I got a giggle from seeing the hello kitty tattoo blog, because I just got a tattoo of a hellokitty bow on my wrist. But all in all, this site is great. Keep it up:)

#141 Comment from Mandarin Kitten
Time: September 13, 2009, 11:59 am

OHMIGOSH THIS PAGE IS LONG @_@

#142 Comment from Princess Lia
Time: October 23, 2009, 9:50 am

i just came across this site while searching for HK checks. loved the blog about the credit card! i had gotten one from BOA and was overjoyed, to the point of ridiculousness! showed everyone and was so proud when pulling it out of my wallet to make a purchase…ah but a las the boyfriend just thought i was crazy.

this a great site, i’m def a fan ^_^

#143 Comment from jessica
Time: November 28, 2009, 12:00 am

came across you lookin at random hk stuff. im 21 and my room is the decor of a 5 yr olds, decked out in hello kitty. ive even got a tattoo! i def will continue to check out this page and read your witty comments and win kitty stuff!! hello kitty hell was an amazing idea!

#144 Comment from bitcher
Time: November 30, 2009, 10:48 am

About page fail. Why have an about page if you won’t throw the reader a bone and have, say, ONE sentence at least about what your damn site is about?

#145 Comment from sofia alvarado
Time: December 8, 2009, 11:41 am

what is wrong with you ? hello kitty is suppose to be for littile children. whats up with hello kitty hell? may god have mercy on your soul.

#146 Comment from Luiz Fernando da Silva
Time: December 16, 2009, 6:14 pm

What is the definition of hello kitty? What is the history of Hello Kitty??? When did it started?? What background does it have???

#147 Comment from garry
Time: December 31, 2009, 12:36 pm

i luv hello kitty so so so so so so so so so so so much i wish that i could marry her …….. this is so tit i want to thank who ever came up with this web site

#148 Comment from helloneko
Time: January 3, 2010, 1:21 am

wow i just found this blog and i have too say i just absolutely love it. my sis i a fanatic of all things HK. rest a shored that not all girls have lost their minds to HK . who and the heck sits around and thinks this stuff up they need to get a real job. lol

#149 Comment from Jen.
Time: January 24, 2010, 3:49 pm

I’ve been reading your blog for a little while and I’m relieved to know there are actually people out there who don’t like Hello Kitty.

Well, I love cat and they are very adorable. But it’s just wrong to classify HK as a cat! Just want to say I can understand how you feel, even though I’m only living in a HK pothole…

Keep your sanity in the HK hell.

#150 Comment from Shannon
Time: February 2, 2010, 10:21 am

I am a huge HK fan myself i have alot of different HK stuff on just about everything i own including 2 HK tattoos but i love your blog and some people i know can definitely agree with you about it being ridiculous. Keep up the awesome posts. when i have nothing to do i get on here to see whats new, a good majority of gift ideas come from here. i love it.

#151 Comment from dalia
Time: February 6, 2010, 1:46 pm

im christan i used to love hello kiti but if i dont know if i lik it any more is this real where do you get your info from im scerd i dont now if it is a friken mith or not