Hello Kitty Armoured Personnel Carrier
It seems that Sanrio has teamed up with the military to bring the scariest military vehicle that anyone could imagine:
Hello Kitty, in her quest at world domination, has moved up from the Hello Kitty Ferrari and other Hello Kitty cars and is now producing armoured personnel carriers for the Army (although this is a photoshopped model of what is to come). My wife loves the idea. “If everyone drove around in Hello Kitty vehicles like that, there would only be love and peace in the world.”
It’s hard to argue with logic like that except for the fact that the casualty rate would likely be much higher if the Army started exclusively using these. The Hello Kitty armoured personnel carrier would effectively nauseate the enemy into submission with many of them killing themselves to avoid the extreme pain. I know that’s exactly what I would end up doing…
Photo courtesy of SofaShark from his flickr photos
Posted: July 19th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Vehicle.
Comments: 36
Comments
#1 Comment from Amaranthim
Time: July 19, 2007, 9:18 am
Gotta be Photoshop! I hope it’s Photoshop – what self-respecting warrior type would climb into that nightmare? Would give war a bad name…
#2 Comment from Siouxie
Time: July 19, 2007, 9:21 am
Who would mess with HK and the American Army?
#3 Comment from Kaylie
Time: July 19, 2007, 9:58 am
Yeah, that’s photshopped.
#4 Comment from Siouxie
Time: July 19, 2007, 2:29 pm
The idea behind camouflage is that is blends in with its surroundings. Now if this vehicle was somehow transported into the world of HK, I could definitely see the possibilities.
Rest assured readers, this will not come about (even as much as I would think it’s cool)…anyone with common sense knows the army cannot camouflage pink and purple…yet…LOL
#5 Comment from DaBitch
Time: July 19, 2007, 5:23 pm
Suddenly, I don’t feel safe at all…
#6 Comment from Ramona
Time: July 19, 2007, 10:21 pm
Haha, I found more pictures from that page with Hello Kitty in Hell! Perhaps they illustrates your world? 
Maybe it’s you on the second picture…
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1219/851306628_ee5b01f06e_o.jpg
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1069/851306614_fdc5c25798_o.jpg
#7 Comment from Mrs Muffle
Time: July 20, 2007, 12:57 am
Ramona, I love these pictures! They’re really hilarious 
#8 Comment from redeux
Time: July 20, 2007, 5:40 pm
this must be a result of the clintons ‘don’t ask , don’t tell’ policy…
what next ? the ‘pink panzers’ ? or maybe the ‘poofter patrol’?
#9 Comment from kakkstarrr
Time: July 21, 2007, 10:41 am
this picture (photoshopped or not) is funny yet extremely scary if i saw one of those i trully would start to think hello kitty was trying to take over the world.
#10 Comment from Arina
Time: July 31, 2007, 7:32 pm
Ok…I was googling Hello Kitty and stumble upon your site~ as much as I know that you “hate” HK…I must say, you’re now my hero for posting all the HK stuff ^O^ (I bookmarked this site) thanks! haha
#11 Comment from TeratoMarty
Time: October 1, 2007, 12:33 pm
Actually, this would be a fine vehicle to use in an attack on Puroland. There, it would be perfectly camouflaged until it released a rain of (non-Hello Kitty) Hell.
#12 Comment from abs :D
Time: October 7, 2007, 2:56 pm
Arina, your totally right.
i pretty much love this guy.
i *adore* hello kitty, and i bookmarked this under the “lovelovelove” folder
its right above shiny shiny [gadgets for girls]. ahaha.
#13 Comment from logan mcmanama
Time: October 13, 2007, 3:53 am
i have no doubt that some g.i. jane type sees this and goes about actually doing it
you may be giving chics bad ideas
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#15 Comment from Liz
Time: November 19, 2007, 6:08 pm
Two words: friendly fire.
#16 Comment from ms.hello kitty
Time: November 21, 2007, 8:56 pm
it might look overdone but im getting it
#17 Comment from WOWWWEEE
Time: December 31, 2007, 6:32 pm
Hello Kitty is trying to take over the human world….SAD!
#18 Comment from Eric
Time: January 11, 2008, 9:43 pm
Awesome joke!!!
Thanks,
Eric
#19 Comment from Eric
Time: January 12, 2008, 5:40 pm
Our Ride!!! Take us away into the sunset….Go San Rio!!!
The Big E & D
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#22 Comment from Kris
Time: January 23, 2008, 8:45 am
In Japan, military soldiers are punished with pink, and hello kitty, as an embarrassing technique if they do something wrong.
#23 Comment from SelfishGirl
Time: March 13, 2008, 9:08 pm
That is seriously dope! I love it. Hello Kitty kicks ass!
#24 Comment from tezcatbus
Time: March 22, 2008, 12:28 am
“would give war a bad name”
the cognitive dissonance necessary to write such a sentence without instantly exploding is freakin mind-blowing.
do go on.
#25 Comment from RSKS
Time: April 14, 2008, 10:10 am
that could probably start a war…
#26 Comment from Shelley
Time: July 2, 2008, 3:19 pm
Wow That reminds me of that movie Tank Girl somehow
#27 Comment from b
Time: July 24, 2008, 6:07 pm
i was afraid to click and i was right
#28 Comment from Bob
Time: September 21, 2008, 3:31 pm
I wonder how mentally scared the person in the blue car would be, if that was real?
#29 Comment from Be Double You
Time: October 19, 2008, 12:09 pm
Comment from Amaranthim
Time: July 19, 2007, 9:18 am
Gotta be Photoshop! I hope it’s Photoshop – what self-respecting warrior type would climb into that nightmare? Would give war a bad name…
It says at the top its photoshopped silly!
#30 Comment from Ciara
Time: October 23, 2008, 3:13 pm
ha ha ha this is just as bad as my car
#31 Comment from sierra
Time: November 19, 2008, 6:50 pm
are you seroious is this real? if it is i might just soppurt the army… yea
#32 Comment from alkh3myst
Time: December 16, 2008, 3:56 am
Surrender or die. Love the Kitty!
#33 Comment from Trey
Time: August 24, 2009, 11:46 am
It might be peace and love in the womens eyes but the 7′th ring of hell foe me
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#35 Comment from Omkr
Time: October 7, 2009, 7:22 pm
This Photo proves what all Hello Kitty loving people will deploy if they were to lead their nation’s in war . The cuteness is enough to win the war without even firing a shot as it can make even a Rambo beg for mercy
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