Hello Kitty Knife
I make the following comment about the Hello Kitty cutting board on twitter:
When it’s time to slit my wrists to escape Hello Kitty Hell, the evil feline is kind enough to provide a place to do it.
This ends up in my email a day later with the following comment:
When you do it, Hello Kitty can help on the other end as well
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#1 Comment from Shellie
Time: September 10, 2009, 8:25 pm
Created for those moments when you just can’t help stabbing a Hello Kitty impersonator…
#2 Comment from Allison
Time: September 12, 2009, 8:12 am
slit your wrists? more like chop of your whole dang hand, cripes!
tho on a side note, i would imagine that the hello kitty cutting board could be looked at as a positive, i mean come on. you’re essentially cutting hello kitty, isn’t that good?
#3 Comment from Liz
Time: September 12, 2009, 7:06 pm
*que horror movie scream* Oh that is creepy! That thing really scares me!
#4 Comment from Emily
Time: September 13, 2009, 4:09 am
lol. Reminds me f that pictur. “this is a killlling machine, it is made of knife and hamster”
but with hello kitty.
god DAMN that knife is creepy.
#5 Comment from MJH
Time: September 13, 2009, 12:30 pm
Does it work? :3
@Allison
“you’re essentially cutting hello kitty, isn’t that good?”
… OMG that’s true! 
#6 Comment from Madame Pika
Time: September 14, 2009, 2:51 am
I thought that some one at Sanrio said that knifes were the one thing that would never be Hello kittyifed. *is surprised*
#7 Comment from Gail
Time: September 14, 2009, 5:39 am
Perfect.
#8 Comment from wow chik
Time: September 16, 2009, 8:20 am
omg that pretty extreme
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#10 Comment from Tamaritha
Time: October 8, 2009, 4:25 am
I thought Hello Kitty’s designer said in an interview that they would never licence it to make a knife?
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Time: October 13, 2009, 11:24 am
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#12 Comment from EmilyyAwesomee!
Time: October 25, 2009, 8:46 am
@ Tamaritha
I read that somewhere, but its got the sanrio seal of approval so it seems they sold out
#13 Pingback from Hello Kitty Box Cutter – Hello Kitty Hell
Time: October 29, 2009, 12:02 pm
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#14 Comment from Shaynaynay
Time: November 30, 2009, 2:28 pm
Lets hope thats only for cooking!
#15 Comment from Kelli
Time: December 26, 2009, 7:05 pm
Does Hello Kitty make everything?
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