Hello Kitty Scooter

It was bound to happen. My wife informed me that she thinks she needs a scooter to get around on the short errands around town. Of course, this sudden desire for a scooter just happened to coincide with a reader sending me this photo:

Now after seeing this, I bet you’ll be surprised that I actually look at the above scooter and think, “Well maybe that wouldn’t be so bad.” (as you can see, Hello Kitty Hell is beginning to warp my common sense) See, when you live in a Hello Kitty Hell, even things that a normal person would consider hideous start to look acceptable when I know what else is out there that my wife would surely want even more if she only knew it existed.

Take, for example this lovely clash of Louis Vuitton seat on a Hello Kitty scooter

Or even worse, look at this pink monstrosity

Knowing that those two scooters (and most likely others that are comparable) exist, maybe you can see why I might start imagining the top scooter is the least evil option. In Hello Kitty Hell, however, it’s not that easy. Once my wife realized that there were multiple Hello Kitty scooter styles out there, it was inevitable that she would want to begin a collection and that is certainly not a new Hello Kitty hobby I want to be encouraging.

The fear doesn’t stop there. If my wife gets a scooter, you know what it will mean don’t you? I’ll be the one that has to ride it most of the time (you can imagine how I am cringing as I write this knowing that she will also buy a Hello Kitty helmet to go with it). While she believes that she needs it to run errands, the truth is that I end up running the vast majority of them and inevitably there will be a time where I would have to ride the damn thing. It’s not even reality at this time and I’m already getting sick to my stomach…

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Posted: September 20th, 2006 under Hello Kitty Vehicle.
Comments: 30

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#1 Comment from Mike
Time: September 21, 2006, 9:44 am

In order to maintain dignity DO NOT RIDE THE DEVIL BIKE!!!

#2 Comment from Amaranthim
Time: September 21, 2006, 10:07 am

Well – if worse comes to worse…sugar in the gas tank?

#3 Comment from Sympathetic Guy
Time: December 2, 2006, 9:17 am

MY wife loves Hello Kitty things…where can you buy a Hello Kitty Scooter like those? Is there a web site or store to go to?

#4 Comment from lenny
Time: December 11, 2006, 1:39 pm

Is that your wife in the photo?

#5 Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: December 11, 2006, 2:48 pm

Is that your wife in the photo?

Fortunately, no.

#6 Pingback from Hello Kitty Hell » Blog Archive » Hello Kitty Scooter Helmet
Time: February 8, 2007, 6:22 am

[...] Old nightmares are coming back to haunt me now that we have returned to Japan. I mentioned awhile back that my wife was thinking about getting a Hello Kitty scooter for errands around the house, but that potentially disasterous Hello Kitty Hell situation was forgotten when we moved to the US. Now that we’re back in Japan, the Hello Kitty scooter nightmare is once again coming closer to reality. I didn’t realize how close, however, until a package arrived in the mail today, [...]

#7 Comment from hellokittyloveR
Time: March 4, 2007, 6:08 pm

love it(:
my birthday`s coming up and i`d love to get that

#8 Comment from jessica
Time: April 22, 2007, 7:32 pm

i am a hello kitty freak. before i moved in with my fiance i had my bathroom decorated in hello kitty. i had my bed decorated with hello kitty blankets and pillows. i have a hello kitty purse. i have a hello kitty toaster and television. but when my fiance moved in he said babe i love you but im not sleeping or taking a shower with a bunch of little pink and white cats.

#9 Comment from LubbinHelloKitty
Time: May 2, 2007, 2:40 am

I lubb hello kitty, but then thare are just some people that take it tooo far. HelloKittyHell I feel sorry for you, but if u let her have the scooter, get urself your own or don’t get any scooters at all!

#10 Comment from jan
Time: May 24, 2007, 3:53 pm

my husband and yourself is in the same hello kitty hell but then he considers that our house is full of toys and not just hello kitty…. but then again it could be worse… i haven’t wanted to paint the bedroom pink and have hello kitty sheets..

#11 Comment from Jessica
Time: June 4, 2007, 12:11 pm

I love Hello Kitty and this scooter is so beautifuil. My friends love this scooter and I should get this for my birthday. This is so pretty I have a whole collection of Hello Kitty!!!!!!

#12 Comment from jade
Time: June 25, 2007, 6:45 am

i love hello kitty its so cool i want the scooter so bad i have a hello kitty t-shirt i wear it all the time

#13 Comment from michelle
Time: July 9, 2007, 6:49 am

niiiice(; i want that scooter!(;

#14 Comment from ashley,briana
Time: July 10, 2007, 7:00 pm

i love hello kitty!

#15 Comment from dave
Time: July 11, 2007, 2:25 am

my daughter wants a hello kitty pda, i share your vision of hell.

#16 Comment from Millie Newton
Time: August 20, 2007, 3:34 am

Me and my friend love Hello Kitty! My friend Abbie Tabner absolutly does and I can’t wait to see her face when Abbie and my friends hear about the scooter!

#17 Comment from larissa
Time: August 20, 2007, 3:08 pm

where can i buy a hello kitty scooter? my husband said that i could get a scooter and of course i want a hello kitty one. i have everything hello kitty. thanks!

#18 Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: August 20, 2007, 11:23 pm

where can i buy a hello kitty scooter? my husband said that i could get a scooter and of course i want a hello kitty one. i have everything hello kitty. thanks!

It isn’t going to happen…welcome to my hello kitty hell

#19 Comment from tayla
Time: October 3, 2007, 5:20 pm

i love hello kitty sooooooooooooooooooooooo much

#20 Comment from tayla
Time: October 10, 2007, 2:37 pm

i know my mom is going to get it for me but i dont know but she has 2 i been asking 4 it 4 my birthday

#21 Comment from ines
Time: October 15, 2007, 3:34 pm

hey Im in florida and i want to know more about this and if i can buy and where please …

#22 Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: October 15, 2007, 5:39 pm

hey Im in florida and i want to know more about this and if i can buy and where please …

For the sake of you and all the people around you, it ain’t going to happen

#23 Pingback from Hello Kitty Motorcycle Honda NSR – Hello Kitty Hell
Time: January 10, 2008, 1:28 am

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#24 Comment from Deb
Time: February 1, 2008, 9:20 pm

I know I have a different view of this, not living in the 7th Circle of HK Hell, but I actually like the top one.

Ya look at it objectively, many scooters can be pink without HK, so pink can be alright. And the shade of the color (unlike the 3rd one) and the nice lines to give it a more modern feel (unlike the uggo retro 2nd one)…

Even in HK Hell, every cloud has a silver lining!
…wait, no, I think that was a sulfur cloud…

#25 Comment from charrlie
Time: April 15, 2008, 8:46 pm

I want one! it’s just so cute. How can you not like something with Hello Kitty on it?

#26 Pingback from scoot | pink >> pink scooters, accessories, gear, news & essentials >> Hello Kitty Hell – did she ever get the pink scooter?
Time: June 6, 2008, 3:37 am

[...] scooter, it just happened to coincide with the appearance of a photograph sent to him by a reader. The post shows a few pink Hello Kitty embellished scooters, but it never reveals whether his wife actually [...]

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