Hello Kitty Crop Circle
It didn’t take long for photos to begin showing up in my mailbox. In fact, there are a bunch in there and some I’m downright afraid that my wife will see so much so that I actually put a password on the file. There are just some things she should not see for my sanity…
One of the submissions was of a 2004 Hello Kitty crop circle that was made as part of the 30th anniversary of Hello Kitty. While this photo is a couple of years old and both my wife and I have seen it, I do still remember when it first came out:
wife: Look, a Hello Kitty crop circle
me: Please don’t tell me you think aliens did it…
wife: No, it’s a promotion from Sanrio to celebrate Hello Kitty’s 30th anniversary.
me: Why would you build a crop circle to do that?
wife: Because Sanrio knows that if aliens did visit the earth, they would be filled with the heart of Hello Kitty.
me: You’re kidding, right? Please tell me you’re kidding…
wife: Hello Kitty brings joy to people no matter where they are. Whether they are on earth or in the sky looking down on earth. I think we should fly to go and see it.
me: We are not going to fly half way around the world to see a crop circle of Hello Kitty
The conversation continued along those lines for the next week and about how much I didn’t appreciate the love that Hello Kitty brings to people. While this episode should be long over, I’m afraid I will not be able to forget the crop circle for the rest of my life. This is because every time that my wife sees this particular Hello Kitty crop circle photo, she flashes back to that time to remind my how I don’t appreciate Hello Kitty as much as I should. Not to mention refusing to go and see the crop circle (there was a time that I actually stood my ground…ah, those days when I was still young and naive…)
Of course, this photo being sent to my mail and my wife getting a glimpse of it teleported us back to the original conversation which appears to heated the temperature in my Hello Kitty Hell. To make up for my wife missing out on the crop circle, she heavily hinted that a Hello Kitty Airplane ride was in order.
Any suggestions how I’m going to get myself out of that???
Hat tip (circlemakers.org via ojuang)
Posted: October 19th, 2006 under Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 9
Comments
Comment from furious.styles
Time: October 19, 2006, 8:56 pm
dude…i have been reading for a while now, and i can not understand something. is there any reason that you can not just tell the wife no and that be the end of it? why does it seem as though you are not in control of your life?
i know i am on the outside looking in, but that is the picture that i am seeing here….
furious.styles
Comment from random hello kt freak
Time: October 26, 2006, 7:50 am
for more cute overload, check out this sample of the new hello kt claymation:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3SZFsXo2zp4
XD
Comment from Boinkie
Time: November 30, 2006, 10:31 pm
linked.
I also added you to my blogroll…
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Time: January 22, 2007, 1:32 am
[...] Apparently, Sanrio actually had a Hello Kitty Venus de Milo statue commissioned for the 30th anniversary of Hello Kitty in 2004 (much like the Hello Kitty Crop Circle – I certainly hope I die before the 50th anniversary arrives) which they named “Hello de Milo” (makes me sick just saying it…) [...]
Comment from Shayna
Time: February 10, 2007, 10:44 pm
I say go on the Hello Kitty airplane! That would be SOOO much fun! I would have to freeze-dry all the food so that I could have it as a memento. How cool is Hello Kitty food!! WOO!
Comment from Odmayhea
Time: January 5, 2008, 2:05 am
Your recounts of conversations with your wife are hilarious. It makes me wonder if i sound like that when I obsess to my husband! =)
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Time: July 23, 2008, 7:17 am
[...] that Hello Kitty Hell is getting bad when my automatic reaction to seeing this is that it must be a publicity stunt marking some Hello Kitty anniversary. Sanrio probably paid a bunch of kids to put graffiti all over the place because why would anyone [...]
Comment from shocked person
Time: October 11, 2008, 7:52 am
okay. I know I have no right to say this, but I feel that your wife is getting a little extreme with the HK worshipping. I mean seriously, who the hell would go on a ten-thousand dollar trip just to see a little patch of cut grass? I advise you to do something about your wife PRONTO.
Comment from Harold Clark
Time: August 18, 2009, 6:37 pm
you MUST be married to one of the richest or most beautiful women on earth (or BOTH) as I cant imagine anyone who would put up with this kind of hell without at least 1 of those 2 circumstances being true!
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