Hello Kitty Bowling Ball
I’ve mentioned numerous times before that even though my wife doesn’t play the instrument or the sport, that doesn’t stop her from wanting the Hello Kitty item involved. Her latest lust is for the Hello Kitty bowling ball:

Of course, with Hello Kitty it isn’t as simple as that. You might assume that one Hello Kitty bowling ball pattern would be enough, but alas that would be underestimating Hello Kitty’s world domination plan. Thus my wife is in her usual choice mode of not which of the bowling balls to get, but how many:

This is the type of Hello Kitty item that I hate my wife getting. It’s one of those Hello Kitty Hell items that ends up silently mocking me every time I pass it. When they arrive and are displayed, each time I walk past them I will imagine how wonderful it would be to line up all my wife’s breakable Hello Kitty collectibles and heave the ball down the hall at them. And while this pleasant image will last a few seconds, it will ultimately be vanquished with the knowledge I would be spending the rest of my life on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag meaning no matter how strong the urge, I will never be able to fulfill my fantasy. Hello Kitty Hell has a way of doing that…
Thanks to Karen and hkfan, both of whom should have a Hello Kitty bowling ball fall on their toes for emailing these photos…
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Posted: June 25th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Sports.
Comments: 20
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#1 Comment from Cindy
Time: June 25, 2007, 8:36 pm
Oaw.. They are so cute, even I want one, specifically the pink one with pink and white flowers. Haaahaaahaaa..
#2 Comment from Melissa
Time: June 25, 2007, 11:05 pm
they have other ones? I’ve only seen the first one at my local sanrio, but not the other ones.
and hey, i actually like to bowl, but i don’t have my own ball. it’s either this one or attempt to find a clear bowling ball with a fake skull in it.
#3 Comment from Connie
Time: June 25, 2007, 11:27 pm
they have entire bowling alleys in japan that are hello kitty themed
#4 Comment from Connie
Time: June 25, 2007, 11:28 pm
http://leonardpng.blogspot.com/2005_09_01_archive.html scroll 3/4 the way down the page
http://www.flickr.com/photos/62263617@N00/44882726/
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Time: June 25, 2007, 11:34 pm
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#6 Comment from Lin
Time: June 26, 2007, 7:02 am
Oh dear,
scientist might find Hello Kitty Planet one day………
#7 Comment from TeratoMarty
Time: June 26, 2007, 8:38 am
The one that’s printed to look like a giant Hello Kitty head is kinda eerie. You’ve heard the phrase “heads will roll”? They will when you’re bowling with this thing. A lot of HK merch just has the kittyface applied at random, seemingly without thinking just what effect the finished product will have.
#8 Comment from Equinox
Time: June 27, 2007, 4:19 am
Too cute!! I want one.
#9 Comment from papiercherri
Time: June 27, 2007, 7:46 am
I’d love to have the pink one with the roses, and then I could wear my hello kitty bowliong shoes also…as if you’d ever tell me where to purchase these items.
#10 Comment from Horrified
Time: June 27, 2007, 8:15 am
I’m imagining how does your hse looked like…
Full of hellokitty stuffs…doesn’t it make your hse look kinda boring…
I’m sorry if i offended you…but maybe you wanna try talking to your wife to buy lesser hellokitty stuffs?
#11 Pingback from Pink Blog » Blog Archive » Hello Kitty Bowling Ball
Time: June 29, 2007, 9:01 pm
[...] This is a classic item I’ve seen many times before, but it hasn’t been featured on this site yet. The Hello Kitty bowling ball is one in a large lineup of character-covered Viz-A-Balls. I don’t have sufficient skills to make it economical to buy my own ball, but I know bowling is a pretty popular sport so perhaps someone reading will be inspired to buy their own! There’s also a matching hand towel. I don’t see a Hello Kitty ball bag on the site, but there are lots of other pink bowling accessories that will satisfy a wide range of bowlers…provided they like pink, that is. I do think it would be fun to walk in with a pink ball bag and then pull out a Hello Kitty ball though! (It’s too bad I didn’t get this entry written on the 14th when I bookmarked the ball, or I could have beaten Hello Kitty Hell to the scoop. I do have to give him credit for finding several different HK bowling balls though! [via omgiwantit] [...]
#12 Comment from ms.hello kitty
Time: November 21, 2007, 7:45 pm
i love hello kitty so much she is like my life n these bowling balls are so cute and adorable i am going to try and by every single one of her products if i dont have it already
#13 Comment from sara
Time: January 20, 2008, 1:41 am
I am looking to buy a H.K. Ball but I’ve been looking for different designs and then came across this page and would love to but one of these. Where can I get one?
#14 Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: January 20, 2008, 2:06 am
It’s a question that people ask me again and again, but my policy is firm: it aint going to happen
#15 Comment from sara
Time: January 20, 2008, 12:57 pm
I don’t see what the harm is in telling. It’s not like I’m asking you to order it for me. All we want is the site name or whatever the info is.
#16 Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: January 20, 2008, 5:10 pm
I don’t see what the harm is in telling. It’s not like I’m asking you to order it for me. All we want is the site name or whatever the info is.
Yes, I get that a lot. Join the crowd.
#17 Comment from Emily
Time: February 19, 2008, 11:30 am
i have the main ball in the pic by itself in blue. i love bowling and i love that ball. it cost me $200.
#18 Comment from lexy
Time: September 29, 2008, 2:12 pm
I find this funny and cute. The ball is cute (the one i’m talking about is first ball pictured at the top).
At first I wanted one of these and I still do as a trophy but whatever. It’ll collect dust and I don’t think I want to spend effn 100 something (that doesnt’ include DRILLING it) on a damn ball!!…
I opted for a more conventional ball because SERIOUSLY…. What HK fanatic seriously BOWLS?!
And if there’s some SERIOUS bowling involved, I seriously would DOUBT that you would use a viz-a-ball as a choice of ball to bowl with. (No offence to viz-a-ball bowlers. but i dont’ seem to lik ethe way it handles the lanes!)
So seriously, this… would… just… be… a damn… TROPHY of how NUTS you guys are.
Nonetheless… I’m still glad there isn’t just one stinky design and there’s other fruity looking ones. Still cute nonetheless but not worth that kind of money.
I laugh out loud at the matching towel and the bag.
That’s too much for me!!!!
#19 Comment from taleisha
Time: December 5, 2008, 3:22 am
i love hello kitty
so whta why don’t you like hello kitty
#20 Comment from Rhiannon
Time: February 16, 2010, 6:50 pm
HI! I love the Hello Kitty balls- do you know what brand they are, or were I can get them at?? I can only find the Brunswick one onlne, and I want the one of just her face. Thanks!!

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