Hello Kitty Business Card Case
This is why Hello Kitty brings hell to the spouses of Hello Kitty fanatics. It’s bad enough that my wife “had to have” the Hello Kitty Gold business card. The problem is once you have the outrageously expensive business card, where do you keep it? In an outrageously expensive Hello Kitty business card holder, of course:
This business card holder is made of 24 karat gold and covered with Swarovski crystal beads and costs a mere $225 (27,300 yen). My wife thinks it’s stylish and cute and makes the perfect fit for the gold Hello Kitty business card.
This is where Hello Kitty excels - not only does she come up with completely useless things that she knows Hello Kitty fanatics will have to have, once she does, she comes up with accessories for the completely useless things. I have no doubt that she will also develop useless accessories for the useless accessories of the useless items (perhaps a gold threaded business card holder bag so that the Swarovski crystals don’t get damaged?). Then of course there will need to be a useless accessory for the useless accessory for the useless accessory of the useless item and so on…
I have no doubt that there is a reason that this Hello Kitty business card holder comes with crossed bones behind is it forshadows my Hello Kitty Hell future. If you pick any Hello Kitty item, you can create a spider web of useless accessories linking them all together and I’m that struggling insect trapped in the web fighting to break free as Hello Kitty comes forth ready to sink her fangs into me and insert just enough venom to paralyze me, yet keep me alive so she can slowly suck the life out of me over a long period of time…that my friends, is a glimpse of what Hello Kitty Hell feels like…
Posted: August 8th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Business, Hello Kitty Fashion.
Comments: 12
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Comment from Siouxie
Time: August 8, 2007, 8:02 am
Is it just me or does that look like HK with a set of cross bones behind her head. HAHAHAHA
Comment from Psychomike
Time: August 8, 2007, 12:51 pm
The Hello Kitty and cross bones?
The international symbol for piracy, hijacked for HK?
Is Sanrio celebrating the fact its items are the top pirated items in the world today?
Or a declaration of war against other non-existent icons. Friends, Disney better double the guard around Mickey Mouse!
Comment from Megann
Time: August 8, 2007, 8:33 pm
Again I ask; your wife affords all this, how?
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Time: August 8, 2007, 8:34 pm
[…] It’s not often that Hello Kitty is paired up with skulls, or even pirates - she has a more wholesome image. But this business card case does (just about) exactly that. This case has got it all. It’s pink, it’s covered with bling, it’s got skull-type graphics, and it’s got Hello Kitty! The only thing it doesn’t have is…a purpose. Does anybody use business card cases? I suppose they might be popular in Japan for holding meishi but I think they are rarely used in the western world. And yet I happen to have no idea where all of my many business cards have gotten to, so perhaps it would come in handy after all! Unfortunately I don’t know where to get one because the site where I found this refuses to print sources, but if somebody finds a way to purchase this I’d be happy to put up the link! [via hello kitty hell] […]
Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: August 8, 2007, 8:40 pm
Again I ask; your wife affords all this, how?
http://www.kittyhell.com/2006/08/04/hello-kitty-hell-the-beginning/
Comment from Siouxie
Time: August 8, 2007, 9:51 pm
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO God I love this blog. I laugh everyday. My husband does not - he’s scared like you!
Comment from Kristin Hello Kitty Fanatic
Time: August 9, 2007, 2:39 am
I think I might take Japanese classes at the university so I will be able to shop online at Japanese websites for more Hello Kitty stuff that I can’t find in the United States! See, now that is just another way that Hello Kitty promotes cross cultural ties and education! hehe 
Thanks as always for your wonderful site!
Comment from suzette
Time: August 9, 2007, 4:21 pm
i would like to keep my doctors’ business cards in this, that way they wouldn’t get lost. this site is funny. i got my first hello kitty pez dispenser, so i’m on my way, lol
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Comment from kim
Time: August 11, 2007, 9:50 am
OH MY GOD! I NEED ONE OF THOSE!
Comment from sarah
Time: August 20, 2007, 6:20 pm
i think u secretly like hello kitty
there is a hello kitty robot know that sells for 6000 dollars.
Comment from sofia
Time: August 21, 2007, 2:07 pm
i love kitty, she is my favority doll. i have to mach things about her.
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