Hello Kitty Business Card Case

This is why Hello Kitty brings hell to the spouses of Hello Kitty fanatics. It’s bad enough that my wife “had to have” the Hello Kitty Gold business card. The problem is once you have the outrageously expensive business card, where do you keep it? In an outrageously expensive Hello Kitty business card holder, of course:

Hello Kitty business card case

Hello Kitty business card holder close-up

This business card holder is made of 24 karat gold and covered with Swarovski crystal beads and costs a mere $225 (27,300 yen). My wife thinks it’s stylish and cute and makes the perfect fit for the gold Hello Kitty business card.

This is where Hello Kitty excels – not only does she come up with completely useless things that she knows Hello Kitty fanatics will have to have, once she does, she comes up with accessories for the completely useless things. I have no doubt that she will also develop useless accessories for the useless accessories of the useless items (perhaps a gold threaded business card holder bag so that the Swarovski crystals don’t get damaged?). Then of course there will need to be a useless accessory for the useless accessory for the useless accessory of the useless item and so on…

I have no doubt that there is a reason that this Hello Kitty business card holder comes with crossed bones behind is it foreshadows my Hello Kitty Hell future. If you pick any Hello Kitty item, you can create a spider web of useless accessories linking them all together and I’m that struggling insect trapped in the web fighting to break free as Hello Kitty comes forth ready to sink her fangs into me and insert just enough venom to paralyze me, yet keep me alive so she can slowly suck the life out of me over a long period of time…that my friends, is a glimpse of what Hello Kitty Hell feels like…

16 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Business Card Case

  1. The Hello Kitty and cross bones?

    The international symbol for piracy, hijacked for HK?

    Is Sanrio celebrating the fact its items are the top pirated items in the world today?

    Or a declaration of war against other non-existent icons. Friends, Disney better double the guard around Mickey Mouse!

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  3. ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO God I love this blog. I laugh everyday. My husband does not – he’s scared like you!

  4. I think I might take Japanese classes at the university so I will be able to shop online at Japanese websites for more Hello Kitty stuff that I can’t find in the United States! See, now that is just another way that Hello Kitty promotes cross cultural ties and education! hehe :) Thanks as always for your wonderful site!

  5. i would like to keep my doctors’ business cards in this, that way they wouldn’t get lost. this site is funny. i got my first hello kitty pez dispenser, so i’m on my way, lol

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  7. No self respecting office professional would be caught with that business card holder. No matter how much it looks luxurious or how much it costs, the person using it cannot be treated seriously.

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