Hello Kitty Hell - The Beginning
I live in a Hello Kitty Hell, no if ands or buts about it. You may not believe it at this moment, but as this journal expands you will no doubt come to that conclusion. It will make you feel good, bring a little joy to your life, knowing that your life may have problems, but it isn’t nearly as bad as living in a Hello Kitty Hell. This is the reaction that I receive from most that hear my story.
What makes it even more of a hell is that it is the result of my own doing. I have nobody to blame but myself which makes the the daily torture that much more intense. I live with it because I helped to create it, I initially encouraged it and it gradually engulfed me until there was no escape…
The story has a simple beginning. My wife has always thought that Hello Kitty was cute, purchasing an item here and there to display. When we decided to purchase a house, we decided that extra income would be a necessity to afford the place we wanted. To accomplish this, I suggested that she should take any hobby she enjoyed and we could make it into a money making venture. Her choice was Hello Kitty.
Thinking back, I should have seen the red flags waving all around me. I should have made her pick something else right then and there, but it never occurred to me that she could turn the hobby into a full fledged business. I also never imagined that one day I would have to live in a house full of Hello Kitty.
The problem was that I imagined that she would only be able to sell a few items a week to bring in a little extra cash. I mean, who would ever imagine that some people are so fanatical they would pay more than $100 for a Hello Kitty plush (that’s a stuffed doll for those not into Hello Kitty collecting)? They exists and not only that, they exist in numbers which has enabled my wife has turned Hello Kitty into a profitable business. The problem is that when she discovered she could make money with Hello Kitty, her hobby greatly expanded to include practically anything Hello Kitty.
So I now find myself in a catch 22 Hello Kitty hell. I encouraged her to turn her hobby into a money making venture so I can’t really ask her to stop, but you have to start questioning if it has gone too far when you have 4 different types of Hello Kitty toilet paper to choose from in the bathroom. If 4 types of toilet paper wasn’t bad enough, one of the rolls actually mocks my Hello Kitty hell - look at pattern in the top right corner - doesn’t it look like Hello Kitty is flipping me off as she winks at me?
So hear I sit, trapped in cute overkill created in part by my own doing, with my only means of release being what you’re reading now. Welcome to my living hell and rejoice in the fact that life will never get this bad for you…
Posted: August 4th, 2006 under Hello Kitty.
Comments: 24
Comments
Comment from richard ramstad
Time: August 9, 2006, 9:34 pm
that 1 in the top right hand she is fliping us off. you and nate r doing a good job
Comment from baselle
Time: August 15, 2006, 6:15 pm
I double dog dare you to use the offending Hello Kitty TP. 
Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: August 15, 2006, 7:07 pm
I double dog dare you to use the offending Hello Kitty TP.
I\’m afraid of what might happen - what if she gets depressed and goes on a hello kitty shopping spree or something??? 
Comment from phil/slippy
Time: August 25, 2006, 1:27 am
Y’know, you could always take your mind off Hello Kitty by not talking about it. Go out and get interested in Russian artwork or something.
Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: August 25, 2006, 1:43 am
Y’know, you could always take your mind off Hello Kitty by not talking about it. Go out and get interested in Russian artwork or something.
My wife would probably find a Russian artist that encorporates Hello Kitty into their work No doubt about it…
Comment from phil/slippy
Time: August 25, 2006, 7:34 am
The Kremlin will never be the same again…anyway, love your site, mainly because it’s rather funny, but also because I sympathize with you. A lot.
Comment from YTSL
Time: January 15, 2007, 6:10 pm
“Welcome to my living hell and rejoice in the fact that life will never get this bad for you…”
Talk about one man’s meat being another man’s poison. Methinks that what is your living hell is many people’s — including your wife’s — idea of heaven! ;b
Anyways, keep on blogging. It’s all very amusing and kawaii (in a, you know, Hello Kitty sorta way)… :DDDD
Comment from Ross
Time: January 20, 2007, 2:54 pm
i lost my virginity to hello kitty good times
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Comment from kitso
Time: March 16, 2007, 7:15 pm
your hell is my heaven! wow, but i’m not as bad as your wife and my boyfriend refuses to support my hello kitty habit.
Comment from Floralia
Time: March 20, 2007, 3:29 pm
Hellokidoki,
here a comment from Holland! I just read your journal and I love it!! Not that I hate HK, not that I love it, but the way you describe your life with a HK-lover/adorer, it’s so funny!
I intend to read more of your hell, just so I can laugh after a hard day’s work. hihihi!!
Greetings from Den Bosch, the netherlands
Comment from Planet Hello Kitty
Time: April 1, 2007, 5:59 pm
Hello Kitty is so cute, I’m envious of your wife and you
Have fun, Angelica
Comment from sanrio
Time: April 3, 2007, 1:09 pm
hello kitty i love your sight man hey but dont diss da kat aaaight.ha ha where do you live man and where can you fid all the things that are on your site hey. but i just want to ask you a question kkkkkk if you hate da kitty why do ya have a sight on hello kitty huhhhhh.any way at least i get to see all the kawaii pictures.sayonara get bck 2 mite hai
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Comment from lil*ali
Time: April 17, 2007, 12:57 am
hello kitty is soooo ace
Comment from jenn
Time: April 27, 2007, 9:39 am
i think your wife and i are soulmates
Comment from Shelly
Time: May 1, 2007, 6:14 am
I collect all things HK too. My husband collects all things Superman, so we are a pair. Just discuss with your wife that financially, she can’t own everything HK but make SURE you let her get things once in awhile.
Hon, if this is the worst thing happening to you, then you are BLESSED!! Don’t worry, you won’t go into, as my dad says, “the poor house” because of a hello Kitty collection. If your wife is smart enough to love HK as I do, then she is also smart enough to know when to slow it down.
BTW, I have an extensive collection from the 80’s on up and we have enough $, so all WILL be well.
Comment from Annie
Time: July 15, 2007, 3:31 pm
I love Hello Kitty! I currently own the toaster, rugs, bicycle bell, t-shirt, pajamas, cup/bowl/plate, lamp, phone, stringup lights, pillow, laptop rest, and a few Happy Meal toys. I’ve yet to purchase the vibrator. The husband is supportive. By the way, I just turned forty this year. I’m not sure why I like Hello Kitty so much. My kids (four and six) can take or leave her. My son loves Star Wars so he appreciated the Hello Kitty Darth Vader.
Comment from Alyssa
Time: November 17, 2007, 9:01 pm
I wonder what Sanrio does in their spare time…
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k193/mofo_jujub/2007115105245.jpg
Comment from Alyssa
Time: November 21, 2007, 5:24 pm
Since you enjoyed the last photo, here’s another.
I liked this one better
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i266/xxRAZORBLADECHILDxx/evanescence1-1.jpg
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Time: February 21, 2008, 11:12 am
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