Hello Kitty Corset

We already know that Hello Kitty makes a wide variety of underwear including bras, boxers and even some scary boy’s briefs, but of course that is not enough — Hello Kitty has not mastered full domination until she also has a Hello Kitty corset:

Hello Kitty corest

Hello Kitty corest

My wife loves it. “Isn’t it wonderful how Hello Kitty is always helping women look their best?”

For a brief moment, I actually thought the idea of a Hello Kitty fanatic (namely my wife) getting a Hello Kitty corset would be good. There might be a tiny bit of justice if she decided to wear the corset and had it tied so tight that she could hardly breath (of course, all in the name of Hello Kitty helping women look better), but it didn’t take long to realize that this type of reasoning doesn’t work on my wife. Buying stuff for her Hello Kitty collection has nothing to do with actually using the stuff 99% of the time (of course this doesn’t make any sense, but we have already established that Hello Kitty fanatics never do — unless you also happen to be a Hello Kitty fanatic).

The Hello Kitty Hell gods teasing me by getting my hopes up that justice would actually be served to a Hello Kitty fanatic for however brief a moment is yet another aspect of living in Hello Kitty Hell…

Thanks to kittyfan3 (via mindticor.com) who should have to wear one of these as tight as possible for bringing it to my attention

27 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Corset

  1. What i nice idea, although fat people should be burt at the steak, this can hide those disgusting pounds! with pink kitty cuteness! How adorable right?

  2. ‘burt at the steak’? Don’t you mean ‘burnt at the stake’? Sorry, I try to correct errors when I see them so people won’t be embarrassed in the future!

    I think the corset is cute, but only a young woman can pull it off. Speaking of which, are there HK products targeting the geriatric population? HK dentures or HK Metamucil?

  3. How about we burn the snobs at the stake instead? I mean jeez, intolerant much?

    Anyway, there are DOZENS of Hello Kitty corsets out there. I collect corsets and I know quite a number of people who make Hello Kitty corsets; just about any corset-maker will be happy to use whatever fabric a customer desires! (If anybody is wondering, this one is available here from Corset Kitten’s Closet; she also made this one.) Probably the most HK-fanatic corsetmaker is Freyagushi, who has a whole section of her work…

  4. Tiffany…you really should look into getting spellcheck and possibly some sort of a grammer check. Also I curse your with all the fatness in the world. What would Hello Kitty do?

  5. What’s sad, Tiffany, is the elitist nature with which some people feel it’s okay to treat those who are overweight. However, if you’ve seen SuperSize Me, you’ll know that now a MAJORITY of Americans are overweight, and it’s really only a snobby minority who would criticize them.

    newsbug, why do you look at the speck in Tiffany’s eye, but do not perceive the plank in your own?

    More talk of HK and corsets, please.

  6. Oh goodness! I think it’s adorable, I love corsets, and I love Hello Kitty. I can think of so many outfits that would look delightful with that.

  7. plzzzzzzzzzzz tell me were i get one ! and could u plz tell me were the hello k cons are at and hellp me look my best xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx p.s ur website rules ( keeping the scene alive )

  8. I wanna thank you, because my mom who is in her 50s wants some of those items and so do I, She didn’t raise me this way, I introduced her to it. I am a 14 yr old girl btw!

  9. that pattern is the same as my hello kitty curtains
    i wissh they made a hello kitty comfortor like that they have 1 but its satin

  10. LOL, funny thing I make my own corsets, and I have one (granted it’s not EVEN pink, but black with small red faces) and while this blog often scares me, the HK corset is standard for those of a certain age with the corseting fetish.

  11. ok, for one you’r web site stinks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate you and you’r web site i would rather die than agree with you! By the way you suck!!! lol!

  12. Hello Kitty her self cannot spell, but seeing as the Kitty doesn’t even have a mouth, I suppose it’s forgivable. I personally like the look of corsets, but this one scares me.

  13. Hi Buffy…even I do love Corsets…but in m country i can t get any tht mite serve the purpose….can some one tell me from which SITE I can buy a few

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