Hello Kitty Wedding Ring


It would seem that I would be thanking Sanrio for not creating these until after I was already married, but Hello Kitty Hell doesn’t make something like this simply disappear due to timing. While Hello Kitty wedding rings weren’t around when my wife and I got married, their appearance so close to our 10th anniversary has my wife trying to convince me that this is exactly what we need to celebrate the occasion:

Hello Kitty wedding ring

Hello Kitty wedding men's ring

Hello Kitty wedding ladies' ring

Hello Kitty wedding ring pair

It would be bad enough if I had to give her a Hello Kitty wedding ring, but it’s even worse that they come in a matching pair with Hello Kitty engraved on the inside meaning that I would also have to wear a Hello Kitty wedding ring. Sanrio, in their marketing genius, have set this up as a no win situation for any man living in Hello Kitty Hell. While the bride’s ring has Hello Kitty prominently on the outside, Hello Kitty is hidden on the inner circle of the ring on the groom’s ring — apparently even they realized the backlash if they had tried to place Hello Kitty’s face on the outside, but this strategic placement gives the bride negotiating room to argue that it is not nearly as bad as it could have been.

In reality, having Hello Kitty on the inside isn’t any better. Just the thought that I am somehow defacto married to Hello Kitty as well makes my heart seize up and gives my stomach that wonderful nauseating feeling you get before you have to run to the toilet to vomit.

Of course, the wedding rings don’t come cheap when Hello Kitty lends her face to them. The platinum Hello Kitty wedding rings run $1,640 (189,000 Yen) with the bride’s ring getting two minuscule diamond chips (0.02ct ) added to either side of Hello Kitty’s face. I’m actually surprised that they are Pepto Bismol pink.

So once again the Hello Kitty quandary arises. If I don’t get the rings, I will have to get something Hello Kitty that could be just as awful (or even worse) to placate not getting them. Either way I lose and Hello Kitty wins which is almost always the case in Hello Kitty Hell…

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160 Responses to Hello Kitty Wedding Ring

  1. amanda says:

    the same question was asked so many times, but none replied :((( where to buy these rings??? does anyone know???

  2. amanda says:

    please let me know if you can find it anywhere…. thnx

  3. Eva says:

    Ooo gimme…

  4. Hello kitty jewellery is already bad, but the most important jewellery for a married couple? Even as a woman I would not dare to put these on. I would probably risk losing my husband. Though it looks cute, it is TOO cute for something as serious for a symbol lifetime commitment. I would definitely skip this!

  5. Rod says:

    This is for you.

  6. psycho1114 says:

    how much is that ring??

  7. Andrea says:

    OMG!!!!! I need it badlyy ((= hello kitty us the best thing that has happened on this earth aside from my fiance

  8. Sarah says:

    Trying to decide on wedding bands for this summer, well, this is one piece of jewelery I can tick off the list!

  9. ILoveLuckyCharms says:

    I WANT.

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