Hello Kitty Mahjong Set
Hello Kitty Hell is, as would be expected, hellish, but it takes on new dimensions when a Hello Kitty product is combined with something else that my wife is obsessed with. In this case, mahjong.
My wife loves mahjong and we play it on a weekly basis. It is actually one of the few times where I am able to escape Hello Kitty Hell (well, except for the Hello Kitty snacks that get served…) to a large degree. That little oasis is soon to be gone forever now that my wife has found the Hello Kitty mahjong set:
There is something plain wrong about playing mahjong with Hello Kitty tiles. It would be like playing poker with Hello Kitty cards (something that my wife thinks that should be done too) or drinking beer out of Hello Kitty mugs (there aren’t many things that can ruin a beer, but that is one of them). Another typical day of finding out that one of the few places that has resisted the evil feline and her Hello Kittification has fallen under her world domination…
Sent in by hh who should be forced to play mahjong with Hello Kitty tile pieces forever for thinking it was a good idea to let me wife know about this…
Posted: November 14th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Games.
Comments: 28
Comments
Comment from Absinth
Time: November 14, 2007, 3:40 am
Think of it as the game… don’t look at the tiles and don’t notice the kitties… breathe and You’ll survive!!! 
I believe that in Hello Kitty Hell you have encountered far worse things than mahjong tiles
Hang in there 
maybe your wife won’t use them because they might break or something… convince her that the tiles are to fragile to be played with, perhaps it would work! 
What do you think?
Comment from blinkyazn
Time: November 14, 2007, 4:15 am
Hey, that’s a good idea! And Absinth is probably right, your wife will be scared that the tiles will get scratches or even break so most chances are, you won’t even get to touch the mahjong set!
Hah! In before darlene..!
Comment from k.
Time: November 14, 2007, 5:38 am
that is hilarious! evil kitty
Comment from darlene
Time: November 14, 2007, 6:27 am
Why is it you want your wife to be miserable? You know that she likes Hello Kitty and if she likes this game then it’s double the pleasure for her, so why don’t you just stop complaining and enjoy it with her? There are so many men that would love to be in your position with a wife that wants to bring you happiness and all you do is complain. It really is so annoying that you whine about this so much.
Comment from Zararocs
Time: November 14, 2007, 7:36 am
I don’t think Darlene understands the term “compromise.” I’m sorry but if I had to play a game sporty something I don’t particularly care for, it would make playing the game so much worse, especially if it was something that I previously enjoyed. HKH, does you wife know the term “compromise?” I know it’s a bit of a ridiculous question seeing as all HK freaks are a bit ridiculous, but best of luck, truly.
Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: November 14, 2007, 8:00 am
darlene is like a zombie or some character in a horror movie. She won’t die and keeps coming back.
BTW, somehow it is very disturbing to me that the back of mahjong tiles is Pink. The color should be the color of bamboo.
Of course, mahjong tiles with Hello Kitty are more insane than the color.
Comment from jen-chan
Time: November 14, 2007, 9:16 am
i agree, but she’s like a zombie from “shawn of the dead”. at first she’s really annoying (what with the consuption of brains and all) but then she sorta grows on you. You start to look forward to her rediculous comments.
it makes you think, wow im crazy and all, but that darlene, she takes it to a whole nother level.
also, there is something very sick and twisted about the hello kitty majhong. I want.
Comment from pinkness…?
Time: November 14, 2007, 10:04 am
hey, just confused. when you read your emails, why is your wife ALWAYS there o.o” or did you show her yourself?
Comment from m
Time: November 14, 2007, 10:35 am
I think this is one of the better things Sanrio came up with, it’s obsessive but not so far out there as douche or the like. However, it’s pink and I don’t play mahjong so it’s another useless item (for me and unfortunately not for your wife:( )! Did you talk to your wife about that? I know she has some pull at Sanrio!! Tell her to tell them I’m sick of pink!! ;D
Darlene is like a little 10 y/o Hello Kitty obsessed Dr. Phil, always telling you what to do and what you should like b/c she and your wife like it. You poor thing now you have your wife and Darlene to deal with on a daily basis! Bless you!
Comment from jennster
Time: November 14, 2007, 11:21 am
blah blah blah darlene say something differant once in a while!
Comment from xxmiss_ashleyxx
Time: November 14, 2007, 4:50 pm
Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: November 14, 2007, 8:00 am
darlene is like a zombie or some character in a horror movie. She won’t die and keeps coming back.
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HAHAHAHAH THATS SO FUNNY! but foreal i never knew i would actually have a hello kitty mah jong set 
thats like actually kinda cool i have to admit because i’d NEVER thought they would make something like that.
Comment from Richard B
Time: November 14, 2007, 6:34 pm
I agree with M. HKH, I’m sorry that you have to put up have to put up with a HK obsessed wife and a brainless “mini me” version of her, who’s logic is clouded by HK.
Is there anything that HK hasn’t invaded that you like? Don’t answer, because I know you wouldn’t be able to answer without facing terrible consequences.
@ Darlene: Have you considered anything other than a woman? Men have feelings too, and their daily lives matter just as much. You have no right to say that to HKH, as you obviously see little significance of how he feels, compared to his wife.
Comment from Richard B
Time: November 14, 2007, 6:38 pm
Also,
“There are so many men that would love to be in your position with a wife that wants to bring you happiness and all you do is complain.”
THINK BEFORE YOU SAY SHIT LIKE THAT. A common man would never want to play hello kitty Mahjong, as it would be a big embarassment. However, if they were loyal enough, they would play it with their wife, but only in secret.
Comment from the little kitty
Time: November 15, 2007, 4:53 am
I don’t think darlene reads the other comments here since her eyes are grossly clouded by hello kitty – she probably squints so she doesn’t have to read the comments while she’s typing up her nonsense
Comment from Penny
Time: November 15, 2007, 8:53 am
OMG! Sorry I know how you despise Hello Kitty so, but once in awhile, I think she comes up with some pretty innovative items! Can you tell me where I can get a set like that? Are they available in the U.S.? I can just imagine me busting out with a set like that to play with my BF and his friends…XD sorry to be so evil…but it would be totally PRICELESS!!!
Comment from Holly Blaser
Time: November 15, 2007, 7:00 pm
Any idea where I can get a set? Very cute!
Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: November 15, 2007, 9:35 pm
Any idea where I can get a set? Very cute!
As I say again and again, it ain’t going to happen. Welcome to my Hello Kitty Hell.
Comment from Sharon.
Time: November 15, 2007, 10:56 pm
I am absolutely loving this site… Holy freaking wow.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: November 19, 2007, 6:51 am
Jen-chan, are you thinking of pelting Darlene with Celine Dion records too, right about now?
Comment from Irene
Time: November 27, 2007, 5:01 am
Hey! that set is too much!! they should stop!! I can’t stand the fact that you could find almost anything with Hello Kitty on!! By the way, I think your wife is gonna get you those Hello Kitty cards for xmas, cause they’re at sanrio.com
http://shop.sanrio.com/hello-kitty-playing-cards/70781-200708,default,pd.html
Comment from darlyn
Time: March 27, 2008, 6:34 pm
where can i buy it, at which country???
How much is it ???
Comment from er
Time: August 21, 2008, 12:20 am
where to buy it n how much it cost?
Comment from steffi
Time: November 19, 2008, 3:17 pm
where did u buy it?
Comment from Bearette
Time: December 15, 2008, 1:14 pm
Just was gifted by a Secret Santa with a Hello Kitty mah jongg travel set. It is precious and I consider myself twice blessed in that I collect maj sets, love kittys and anything associated. Your site is hysterically funny, and I get your tongue in cheek humor. I agree that Hello Kitty poker cards would be a real hoot tho, in spite of it all. But the beer idea is a bit much I think. Beer isn’t good for kitty.
Comment from Edera
Time: December 18, 2008, 12:40 am
Where can i get it?
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Comment from Lily
Time: March 10, 2009, 8:57 am
does anyone know where I can buy the Hello Kitty Mahjong
Comment from Darki
Time: July 2, 2009, 8:52 pm
well,i have to say,i didnt read the whole thing,but i just wanted to see Darlene’s funny comment.
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