Hello Kitty Hot and Sexy
I’ve grown used to getting email from Hello Kitty fans that take issue with my disgust of Hello Kitty to the point that they even wish death upon me, but this email was a change of pace. It is the first time I have received an email telling me that I don’t appreciate the “sexiness” and “hotness” of Hello Kitty:
in your hello kitty daze of hate, you fail to realize that hello kitty is the sexiest thing ever. there is nothing hotter than a girl dressed in only a hello kitty t-shirt and panties. Check these out!! hello kitty in all her sexiness. there is no way that you can say you hate hello kitty after seeing these!!
Here are the photos attached with the email:
Despite the urgings of the email, I still found myself in the bathroom relieving myself of caloric intake from the afternoon meal. There is something very wrong when Hello Kitty and sex appeal mix that should be obvious, but apparently some people don’t see. Furthermore, if it is Hello Kitty that is turning you on and not the woman herself, then you have created your own Hello Kitty Hell.
But in all fairness, I will let the readers judge since I do live in Hello Kitty Hell which does tend to warp perceptions when everything comes to you in shades of pink. Do these photos, because of the Hello Kitty theme, mean that Hello Kitty doesn’t have to be Hell or is this simply another attempt by the evil feline to brainwash every last soul into thinking that there can be times when Hello Kitty “isn’t all that bad?”
Sent in by greg who deserves to spend his life with a Hello Kitty fanatic for thinking that sending me these photos would be a good idea or that they would somehow relieve me from Hello Kitty Hell…
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Posted: January 17th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Beauty, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
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i love hello kitty too…
I see this and think pedophile.
“Oh look I’m hot and sexy and still a little girl tee heee.”
BARF!
Is it because I’m in the US that I associate Hello Kitty with children? Hello Kitty is cartoon for CHILDREN right? I mean these aren’t high brow entertainment.
Here we have that obnoxious mouse that people go crazy for. Even though there are adult fanatics it is still seen as something primarily for CHILDREN.
Is it the same in other countries? The fringe does not define the icon.
The first picture is disturbing. Does that gal seriously have a disorder or is she deluded enough to think sucking on a pacifier will amp up her sex appeal?
Not attractive, sorry!
sluts really do love hello kitty.
btw, isn’t kitty-chan like five or six in the sanrio mythos?
I think the “innocence” of hk in ygr first 2 pics and the 4th say to people “I have the mind of a child!! Manipulate me, use me, I’m easy!! ” or “i’m a whore! Trying to recapture my virginity and childhood.”
On the other hand, when this “innocence” is done artfully and with taste and moderation it can be very actractive, like in the last pic and the 3rd one. To me those pics say “I’m a woman with a cutie girlishness about me.”
It all depends on how it’s used.
I’d agree; due to a mixture of bad fashion sense, bad poses, bad expressions and bad camera work, none of these pictures really do it for me; the last 2 come closest.
I think the most disturbing part is that most of these girls look like they’re 14.
hahaha.. i read through your blog and find it hilarious… i like the fact i found someone to agree with me… since i’m an asian girl i’ve been surrounded by hello kitty maniacs….however i never got it… how could you be so crazy about a cat with a bow that lacks a mouth. she doesn’t do anything. she’s not that cute. rather sort of plain. but no one around me got my point…everyone seems to think she’s the cutest thing ever… i still dont get why…and i totally agree with you about the pepto bismal pink…i always thought it was such a ugly shade of pink…now i see what it reminds me of…hahah.. i didnt make the connection until you mentioned it but now i totally see it…
sorry for the hell you live in..but i’m sort of happy i found someone that understands me when i say i don’t get hello kitty maniacs…
btw..the first picture is just disturbing…not only is her clothing disgusting like cavewoman gone wrong but why the hell is she sucking on a pacifier…-_-;
good luck…
Ew. No.
The term pink nightmare comes to mind.
Yesterday I bought HK bandaids.
Nr. 3 and 5 are cute.
But what is number 1 wearing? (Nothing, obviously)
Amy’s comment says it all and better than I could.
What does your wife think when other people send you porn??
Well in Portugal Hello kitty is for children… and if I were a guy I would’nt think these girls were attarctive… no way!
Wow…number one is raver kitty if anyones wondering. What makes it all the more disturbing for me is she’s wearing those damned bugeyed sunglasses.
FYI, the first girl sucking on a pacifier, she is a raver high on ecstasy.
I don’t think Hello Kitty can ever be sexy, since it is too cute. That’s why I don’t buy HK thongs, only boyshorts.
Yeah, I’m gonna have to go with the sentiment of Amy as well– if you find this “sexy” it’s pretty much the pedo in you screaming to be let out.
Only the last girl is cute, and she’s not trying to be surrounded by Hello Kitty. She just looks like some generic 16-18 girl on MySpace.
The rest of them? Utterly terrifying.
RE picture 3: It’s a man, baby!
The second girl is Apnea, who is just smokingly hot in pretty much any costume and who happens to delve into some pretty odd fetishes/situations. She’s not a kittyphile, thank god, but I think she still looks kinda cute here. Perhaps it’s that I know she’s not really obsessed with the cat.
Lauren-”The second girl is Apnea, who is just smokingly hot”
I think she looks like a skeleton and that is in no way actractive!!!
TeratoMarty-”RE picture 3: It’s a man, baby”
I still think it’s a chick and she’s still HOT.
Why is the chick in pic 1 wearing practically nothing and arm warmers!?! That’s just stupid, then again she looks like a raver so she’s probbly high so that’d explain it. Lol.
I think except for the last one, (who is probably not showing off her Hello Kitty items, but is actually excelling in her myspace photography class) they are messes. Girls that infantilize themselves like this are creepy.
You shouldn’t make fun of that poor first girl that was attacked by rabid hello kitty fans and could only make it to the club with scraps of her original outfit. She’s gone fetal with trauma!
Mr. HKH do you realy vomit after reading emails like this?
That is too disturbing for words.
The last three look like child porn.
Yep, it’s all the disturbing sexualization of childhood. Girls as young as 10 are being encouraged to remove their body hair, including pubic hair, and the ‘ideal’ woman basically looks like a child, but with big breasts. It’s no surprise that places that sell HK school stationary have it right along side the same products with the Playboy Bunny on it.
And now we’re getting judges who let child abusers off more lightly, because they reckon that the underage girl was actually consenting. Even though the law says they can’t, and these girls are probably just doing what they think they should, not what they want to.
Should I ever want to diet myself back to prepubescent form, I’ll bookmark these photos!
the second to last one can *NOT* be 18.
They all look like hookers.
I think the word pedophile does sum it up, but I must add an agonized scream to all of the above. “What is wrong with these people?” Grown women should dress and act like grown women not like five year olds!
I agree that all but the last one look like skanks….
The last one does look tastefully done, she just happens to be wearing a HK necklace…(and I love the blue hair!)
I’m very sure the creator of HK did not mean for this to become the pedo fantasy that it has become.
And if ANY man wanted to see me in something ‘sexy’ that is HK, I would call the cops because he’s probably the local pedo just outta jail… it is truly disturbing that people actually get turned on but this…
hello porky time!
The chick with the black hair and the one with the blue streak dont look so bad, the others… skanks.
Number 3 is a anorexic, I’ve seen her on tons of xangas that promote that sickness.
Ok, i’m very happy at being over the age of 30, and i find nothing wrong with HK. I do have shirts and other items that are HK and i wear them with pride. I love my HK jewerly and other accessories. No, i’m not trying to “recapture my youth”, i just really like HK.
Hello Kitty + Skank != Sexy.
Hello Kitty + Skank = Gouge out own eyes.
Those girls are TASTY hot! Hello Kitty +Hot Girls = HEAVEN ON EARTH!
Hell’s bells man, they all look like they’re either stoned or in need of a meal. Neither druggie nor anorexic are sexy.
Miss Kitty – I was refering to these pictures. These particular girls are using hello kitty to make themselves look like children. If a grown woman tries to look like she’s 6 years old and have that be here sex apeal there’s definately something a little odd about that.
As for myself I am a hk fan I don’t think there’s anything wrong with wearing or having hk stuff, I even have hk stickers on my blackberry right now, but I don’t use it to make myself look like a child like in these pics. In previous coments I refered specifically to these pics, not to the general public!
I like all of them but the first one.
Hello Kitty should not be on that hideous dress!
even more disturbing is that half of these girls are still blatently underage.
its absolutely true, but its not shown on here.
these pictures are ugly, BUT there are a lot
better looking ones. this person just happen
to choose the wrong ones. i`ve seen em in
celebraties, to beautifuuul girls, and it looks
gorgeous [: why, if you saw em, you probably
would like hello kitty at least for a second [;
I think that mix sex and hello kitty promote pedophilia and sex with juveniles. Because first of all “Hello Kitty” is a cartoon for 3 years old kids. And juvenile girls (11-18) are crossing the way from childhood to a grown up person so they could be attracted by same childish thinks like Hello Kitty is.
So, when you see a girl hug her hello kitty in a hot pants, don’t you think first of all about having sex with a 16 years old girl, or even younger?!
That is not moral! (mix child toys with sex)
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And I think that Hello Kitty is not evil.
Same people make it evil and other are crazy I think.
For me Hello Kitty is cute, so I like it as a little detail or decoration on shirts or shoes, bags…
p.s.- forgive me for my bed English :0)
The 3rd and fifth ones are ok. I think it’s because HK is just an accessory, not the main focus.
HK is like jewellery- a small bit is ok, but too much is just gaudy.
The second girl crapped out a pile of Hello Kitties? I don’t get it….
Just because you’re a woman who loves Hello Kitty and want’s to wear HK clothes, doesn’t mean you are trying to recapture your youth. In my case i feel like i *never* grew up, so my husband married a 25 year old woman who was actually still stuck in her childhood and continues to be.
He doesn’t mind when i dress up in Hello Kitty lingerie, in fact he loves it! And he’s not a pedofile, he thinks it’s cute.
All of these pictures state simply “Having sex with children is fun and okay” … NOT OKAY.
It’s a sick obssession when you think women posing as little girls makes them sexier. It’s not a matter of it being Hello Kitty in pictures 2-5, it’s a matter of the woman looking/acting like she’s 12. In pic 1 it’s just a skank with some printed fabric. We’d still make the same assumptions about her no matter what the fabric was. But the rest are trying to look that young.
To the woman whose husband likes her hello kitty lingerie: that’s fine, IF he also likes other things, and you don’t try to look like you’ve not yet hit puberty in order to turn him on.
It’s one thing to be young at heart and another thing to be indulging a disturbing fantasy.
I’m disgusted by this and I actually find Hello Kitty charming. I think if this is Hell then Sex Kitten Hello Kitty is it’s own 7th circle.
Yeah… those are kind of creepy… Because it makes them seem like they are kid like but at the same time that they are sex objects… child sex objects… That is really creepy… It’s like, something a pedophile or a child molester would get off with…
dat gurl in the 1st picture look a hot ass mess for real
Raver Kitteh, go figure… you need soft plushy stuff.
The second pic is a model I’ve seen before. She’s hotter without all that HK stuff.
The rest are just plain scary.
the girl with the pacifier isnt using it to “be a baby” shes rolling on extacy and looking pretty hott while she does it! lol and i think she made that dress from bed sheets!