Hello Kitty Cocaine

You knew that it was merely a matter of time. Was there really any doubt that we would eventually confirm that Hello Kitty is dealing cocaine?

Hello Kitty cocaine

This is what Guatemalan anti-narcotics police found when they seized 1.2 tons of the cocaine on its way to Mexico on April 13th. Now, this really should not come as a surprise to anyone. Cocaine and Hello Kitty display an awful lot of the same properties when it comes to addiction so combining them together probably seemed like the perfect move for Sanrio. If you have ever had to deal with a Hello Kitty fanatic in your life, you already have wondered if they were high on something whenever Hello Kitty is mentioned.

Actually, upon further reflection, this is probably the worst thing that could ever happen. Seriously, can you think of anything more Hello Kitty Hellish that a Hello Kitty fanatic on cocaine…?

First sent in by Jamie (along with many others after that), who all deserve unthinkable torture for thinking that showing me this combination (and thus showing that there are new depths to Hello Kitty Hell) could ever be a good idea…

59 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Cocaine

  1. Going off the picture, i wanna know when HK became a gay commi?… i love her little Che uniform with the communist star in the back and to throw you off a little they have the rainbow like “don’t worry, whats in this package is fun and you’re going to love it”… sweet, where do i sign up?

  2. Wow. This reminds me of the time I had a tin of hello kitty altoids and my boyfriend snorted the powdered sugar with pink candy crystals left over at the bottom on a dare. xDDD

  3. Darlene, you give us a headache. unfortunatley, that doesnt mean you will stop spouting such rubbish as “loved by everyone” Do you even READ this blog? Wuite obviously, she ISN’T loved by everyone.

  4. It’s also a plausible thought, Cyn. Unfortunately. The Kitty-apocalypse is closing in.

    You’d be able to get HK LSD tabs, so HK DOES support drugs. She is a drug-fiend kitteh.

  5. if you dislike hello kitty so much why do you spend so much time researching her now i thinkl you like her more than your wife. and you can shove the coke up your fat #@$

  6. DARLENE you sound like an idiot… we are not stupid and we know sanrio doesnt support this one thing or others but who cares… its a blog about a guy that doesnt like hello kitty and his goal works he gets you(hello kitty fan) pissed off lol… you are an idiot darlene and I love this blog im a fanatic of hello kitty but this blog rules

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