Hello Kitty Hell

#1 Comment from Hello Jessie
Time: April 17, 2008, 8:12 pm

Hello Kitty drugs! I dont have any yet, I must get some!!

#2 Comment from jennster
Time: April 17, 2008, 8:33 pm

wow. hellokitty overdose in more ways than one.

jessie, get thyself to HK rehab double quick.

#3 Comment from brien
Time: April 17, 2008, 8:48 pm

Hello Kitty has no mouth. But, she does have a nose.

#4 Comment from andophiroxia
Time: April 17, 2008, 8:51 pm

I want HK crack.

#5 Comment from thisdaydreamer
Time: April 17, 2008, 9:14 pm

It looks like Hello Kitty is wearing some sort of uniform in that picture.

That just makes the image even more frightening.

#6 Comment from Chris B
Time: April 17, 2008, 9:21 pm

Found this site via Foreign Salaryman, will add it to my blogroll.
Good stuff. The cocaine I mean…..I don’t mean I tried it…I..

#7 Comment from Kara
Time: April 17, 2008, 9:30 pm

It was only a matter of time….only a matter of time /sigh

#8 Comment from Clay
Time: April 17, 2008, 9:31 pm

That explains a LOT about those little asian girls liking Hello Kitty so much… I KNEW it.

#9 Comment from Alex
Time: April 17, 2008, 10:57 pm

Brings a new dimension in asking Hello Kitty to “blow” you.

#10 Comment from darlene
Time: April 17, 2008, 11:18 pm

What is wrong with you? I get a headache from all the rubbish you blog. Hello Kitty does not do cocaine!!!

The only reason that there are photos of Hello Kitty on the cocaine is that drug lords know how much Hello Kitty is loved by every one. They are trying to use Hello Kitty in a bad way to sell more drugs and there is no way that Sanrio would ever approve of this. You should be ashamed of yourself for pretending like this is something Hello Kitty would support when she never would. It shows that you have no conscience and that nothing you say should ever be believed.

#11 Comment from Jesse
Time: April 17, 2008, 11:23 pm

LMFAO!!! At Darelene’s comment.

#12 Comment from Cyn
Time: April 18, 2008, 12:12 am

This is just another scheme from Sanrio guys They first associate HK with drugs, then they open HK rehab centers all over and take the world over.
Now that’s a creepy thought huh?

#13 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: April 18, 2008, 1:12 am

Darlene, I know you don’t read, or at least care, what anyone else says, but if a blog makes you ill, “STOP READING IT!!!”

#14 Comment from ben
Time: April 18, 2008, 1:14 am

“Hello Kitty does not do cocaine!!!”

lmao – that is the funniest thing ever.

#15 Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 18, 2008, 6:52 am

“I get a headache from all the rubbish you blog.”

Darlene, I get a headache over the touchy-feely the-world-loves-Hello Kitty crap you spew!
If you don’t like it here, then go far, far, FAR away, please!

I wonder if all the Rehab Centers will be pink, red and white and have HK theme muzac playing all day & night…that’d send me right to the Hello Kitty funny farm!

This makes me think of a pretty infamous song: “…Drivin’ that Train, high on Cocaine, Casey Jones you betta watch your speed… trouble ahead, trouble behind, and you know that notion just crossed my mind…” yeah, that’s gonna be stuck in your heads now ain’t it
(sorry, it’s Friday morning here and my brain is revolting

#16 Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 18, 2008, 6:56 am

And P.S. Mr. HKH… I was starting to go through withdrawl with no new post in a week!
Don’t do that to me again!!!

#17 Comment from RenaissanceGrrl
Time: April 18, 2008, 8:05 am

Actually, isn’t this merely photo evidence of THIS post:

http://www.kittyhell.com/2008/03/10/hello-kitty-is-loved-by-drug-lords/

? I see that they’re different countries, but they’re both in South America, so maybe the drug lord had a very large empire…?

#18 Comment from ohthepain
Time: April 18, 2008, 8:10 am

Dont listen to them Darlene.

I love you.

#19 Comment from Kisa
Time: April 18, 2008, 9:56 am

…So..

Mister HK-Hell..

What does your wife way about this?
I’m dying to know! LOL

#20 Comment from Kisa
Time: April 18, 2008, 9:56 am

grr, what does she SAY .. SAY not WAY.. >.<

#21 Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 18, 2008, 10:22 am

@Kisa- it’s Friday, we all do it too…don’t worry, be happy! =^. .^=

#22 Comment from RSKS
Time: April 18, 2008, 11:11 am

to darlene:

I just want you to know its nice that you love HK sooooooo much and i’m sure she feels the same about you, IF SHE WAS A REAL CAT WITH A BOW AND NO MOUTH, unfortunately I’m here to inform you that Hello Kitty in no way has feelings or even cares about you she just an icon/ logo that got famous.

Sorry (not really),
RSK

#23 Comment from Courtney
Time: April 18, 2008, 11:29 am

darlene dont be mad because your supplys were cut off..

#24 Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 18, 2008, 11:29 am

RSKS… TGIF and it’s 5-O’clock somewhere

#25 Comment from Juni
Time: April 18, 2008, 1:10 pm

Haha why is everyone so mean to Darlene? She makes the blog SO much more fun to read!

#26 Comment from bear_1
Time: April 18, 2008, 1:11 pm

HK crack? Now we know what’s wrong with Darlene (and all the other HK fanatics).

#27 Comment from Hello Kitty Fan
Time: April 18, 2008, 2:25 pm

OMG! This is so funny. I do love Hello Kitty (sorry), but this is hysterical. My boyfriend can totally relate . . . I sent him a link to your site to show him that he’s not alone. Maybe you should form some kind of support group! Keep up the great work!

#28 Comment from Angela
Time: April 18, 2008, 2:28 pm

are you kidding me.
they use it to disguise it. WOW.
you`re thinking toooo much there budd.

#29 Comment from sam sam
Time: April 18, 2008, 4:04 pm

okay DARLEEN~!!!! u might be considered a mongaloid for likeing the character so much u refur to it as “her” like she can here you talking….?? i purchased a hello kitty lunch box in japan town a while ago, the box was locked with a key when i bought it so i had no idea of the contents….

when i opened this little box, i found a necklace with a mirror inside of it, a tissue box, and a little air tight container for… what?? kitty earings??? i think not… i think the tissue box was for wiping my nose after i blew a line off of the pendant mirror.

i did, it was great.

u should try some coke and maybe you would see the light too..

#30 Comment from Jennifer
Time: April 18, 2008, 4:36 pm

I want to know what his wife thought about this….

#31 Comment from DJ Blakkat
Time: April 18, 2008, 4:41 pm

With all of the Hello Kitty crap my coworkers buy for me this would be the one thing I would have gladly accepted.

#32 Comment from ManduhPanduh
Time: April 18, 2008, 5:09 pm

“This makes me think of a pretty infamous song: “…Drivin’ that Train, high on Cocaine, Casey Jones you betta watch your speed… trouble ahead, trouble behind, and you know that notion just crossed my mind…” yeah, that’s gonna be stuck in your heads now ain’t ”
Yea it was. I had to go find my Grateful Dead album and listen to it.

#33 Comment from jennster
Time: April 18, 2008, 5:24 pm

same here… dang grateful dead…

#34 Comment from DJ Psychomike
Time: April 18, 2008, 6:31 pm

How did we go from Hello Kitty on cocaine to the Dead?

Ahhhh, the Dead, saw em once with Duane Allman- met Owsley before he went to prison and had a fabulous time. You can hear the show I heard and read about it by clicking on my name.

Cocaine is actually in COMPETITION with Hello Kitty. Hello Kitty is far worse than cocaine- because it priced to fit ANY budget. Have a quarter? Buy a box of HK candy in Chinatown. Got 20 bucks? Get a purse. Got 10 grand? Get the solid gold Sanrio coins.

You can’t start on cocaine without some cash. Hello Kitty – your change will do!

#35 Comment from ghost
Time: April 18, 2008, 9:40 pm

double addictions? so when they got caught and sent to jail which withdrawl affected them the most i wonder

#36 Comment from CS
Time: April 19, 2008, 12:53 am

nein. HK just sucks, and snorts now, too >.>

#37 Comment from Nami
Time: April 19, 2008, 10:10 am

Hello Kitty looks like a drug lord in that picture…

#38 Comment from Kerenza
Time: April 19, 2008, 3:57 pm

“Hello Kitty has no mouth. But, she does have a nose.”

Haha i love it!

#39 Comment from mhkitty
Time: April 21, 2008, 6:46 am

@ManduhPanduh & jennster: Glad I could make you laugh!
That was like the first dang thing that popped into my head after I got done laughing my bottie off

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#42 Comment from rommy
Time: April 23, 2008, 10:39 am

i’m drooling
i want some hello kitty cocaine
*-*

#43 Comment from Shea
Time: April 25, 2008, 1:34 pm

So this is what the worlds come to……. This makes me believe that:
1.)HELLO KITTY IS GOING TO BRING THE WORLD TO A PREMATURE DEMIZE
2.) Sanrio’s 5 Step Plan to World Domination.
Step 1: Introduce Hello Kitty (done)
Step 2: Make plushies and cute things to get kids interested (check)
Step 3: Create cartoon and more products (worked like a charm)
Step 4: Slap Hello Kitty and her friends faces on every product known to man,some . known to animals, create products that have to do with her and friends (almost Done
Step 5: WORLD DOMINATION BWAHAHAHA

We also must defeat Hannah montana in her conterdicting conquest (we might give . her britain and the UK though)
Signed
SANRIO
WE MUST STOP HER IN HER WORLD CONQUEST SHE IS ALMOST DONE

#44 Comment from Radian
Time: May 3, 2008, 8:40 am

If HK’s drug of choice is coke, Afro Ken must be into psychedelics – that would explain the multi-colored hair (unless he’s gay AND into tripping).

#45 Comment from Mike
Time: May 17, 2008, 5:05 pm

Darlene, you need to go to Hello Kitty rehab, YOU’VE BEEN DOIN A LITTLE TOO MUCH HKCOCAINE!!!

#46 Comment from Jekka
Time: May 19, 2008, 10:57 pm

“Comment from brien
Time: April 17, 2008, 8:48 pm

Hello Kitty has no mouth. But, she does have a nose.”

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

#47 Comment from KillerKitty
Time: May 29, 2008, 10:42 am

Thats messed up hello kitty
is even adored by drug dealers
what a shame..wonder if they also
haver Hello Kitty Weed…

#48 Comment from Megan
Time: June 8, 2008, 4:30 pm

of course hello kitty doesn’t do cocaine darleen!!! she’s a cartoon character! even if she wanted to do cocaine… she couldn’t!

#49 Comment from Tibz
Time: July 5, 2008, 12:47 am

Hello Kitty is a cartoon character. She is a 2D image drawn up by geniuses of businessmen who knew the best way to suck money out of pockets. Hello Kitty cannot “support” anything because she is not a living creature.

And I really really hope Darlene is actually someone pretending to be the ultimate Hello Kitty fanatic, because the alternative would be too sad for the world.

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#51 Comment from Kempy
Time: July 30, 2008, 8:41 am

Going off the picture, i wanna know when HK became a gay commi?… i love her little Che uniform with the communist star in the back and to throw you off a little they have the rainbow like “don’t worry, whats in this package is fun and you’re going to love it”… sweet, where do i sign up?

#52 Comment from Brittany
Time: October 21, 2008, 7:41 pm

Wow. This reminds me of the time I had a tin of hello kitty altoids and my boyfriend snorted the powdered sugar with pink candy crystals left over at the bottom on a dare. xDDD

#53 Comment from Emily
Time: October 4, 2009, 11:53 am

Darlene, you give us a headache. unfortunatley, that doesnt mean you will stop spouting such rubbish as “loved by everyone” Do you even READ this blog? Wuite obviously, she ISN’T loved by everyone.

#54 Comment from Acid
Time: January 5, 2010, 1:08 pm

It’s also a plausible thought, Cyn. Unfortunately. The Kitty-apocalypse is closing in.

You’d be able to get HK LSD tabs, so HK DOES support drugs. She is a drug-fiend kitteh.