Hello Kitty Hell

Comment from Sierradragon
Time: May 2, 2008, 10:19 pm

shiver I never thought I would see something else that would render me as speechless as the scars but that takes the prize. I will say this, either that guy was seriously wasted or he has an insane pain threshold and, regardless, looking at that picture makes my face hurt like a witch.

Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: May 2, 2008, 10:49 pm

The Hello Kitty tatoo on his forehead looks very sharp while his other tatoos are somehow dull.
The tatoo technology seems very improved these days or the sprits of the evil feline made it so sharp and crisp. I think the tatoo will stick to his head for the rest of his life. What his mother would say … Coincidentally, Mother’s Day is approaching. Is he going to show the tatoo to his mother?

Comment from ghost
Time: May 2, 2008, 11:05 pm

whoa, that dude is like rediculously ugly, no joke
i think its a good idea for him (but him alone) it draws attention away from the rest of his face

Comment from MinLyn
Time: May 2, 2008, 11:21 pm

Oh good lord. Thats horrible! I love me some HK but really?! I would love to know the story behind this. Why? If he’s even an hk fan which doesn’t seem likely with that seriel killer look on his face I can’t imagine him loving anything that cuddly enough to tat it on his forehead. I hope he’s an artist himself cuz’ good luck finding a job where you need a “clean cut” image. Granted he’s currently rocking blue hair that can change easily.

Comment from Atalanta
Time: May 2, 2008, 11:26 pm

That makes me feel so much better about my tattoo choices.

Comment from Lee
Time: May 3, 2008, 12:26 am

It would be tough getting any job, even if it doesn’t require a clean-cut image. Or to be taken seriously by anyone, anywhere…

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: May 3, 2008, 1:23 am

Yeah I don’t know if those are decals or actual tattoos. The reddening underneath the blue line and the HK face COULD be a sign left over from tattooing, although it could be hives just breaking out all over his face because the decals are irritating his skin.

Why on the face? I don’t care if it’s ‘branching the gender image’ crap, I just can’t take a guy seriously if he’s got a Hello Kitty tattoo on his. Now, the only exception if it was a bloody severed and mutilated Hello Kitty head, but that in itself is quite borderline.

Comment from Jen
Time: May 3, 2008, 2:34 am

On a side note, are those headless naked babies in his hair? Disturbing…and yet intriguing. But mostly disturbing.

Comment from shadowdragon
Time: May 3, 2008, 11:32 am

What I’m wondering is why he’s spending money on tattoos when he clearly needs to spend a few visits to the dermatologist.

Aside from that, my primary thought is, “How the devil do you get a job ANYWHERE looking like that?”, let alone a decent paying job.

Comment from Cassondra
Time: May 3, 2008, 12:42 pm

he has really gross teeth.

Comment from DJ Psychomike
Time: May 3, 2008, 1:42 pm

I wonder what bank he works at…….

Comment from jennster
Time: May 3, 2008, 1:54 pm

say no to drugs.

just say no.

Comment from Hello Jessie
Time: May 3, 2008, 3:22 pm

The Hello Kitty tattoo is the most normal part of that guy.

Comment from HKHater
Time: May 3, 2008, 9:48 pm

Darlene is mysteriously silent on this one……

Comment from Cyn
Time: May 3, 2008, 9:52 pm

I love tattos, but HK tatoo is bad enough on a guy, but I always think the face should be off limit to any tattooing, unless you want to permamently stay jobless, so HK or not this is WRONG and that guy looks as creepy as all the other tattooed heads going around, HK makes it worse.

And I don’t think it’s a decal, the redness is all around the lines, whcih is what happen with a real tattoo, plus the guy looks distrubed enough to actually be the type to go only for the real thing no matter what.

Me shivering from the pain it must have been to get it, the tattoo needles typically get more painful when there is less flesh under it, and on the head..My the guy must have felt his scull vibrate and his hear buzz forever!

Comment from karina
Time: May 3, 2008, 10:01 pm

im more concerned about his teeth and those damn naked baby clips …

Comment from Eize
Time: May 4, 2008, 5:11 am

Oh yeah–I saw this piece of work at WTF_INC. Caused a bit of a HK flame posting during the day. XD

Comment from Ashley
Time: May 4, 2008, 5:31 am

my eyes oh my eyes….

Comment from yochanan
Time: May 4, 2008, 7:56 am

i like tattoos on places like my arm, back etc but on places were i can show them when i want to and not at times when they are not the right thing to do.

facial tattoos are beyond fugley UNLESS YOUR ARE MORI NEW ZEALANDER FORGET ABOUT IT. no responisble place should do it.

Comment from Female-Anon
Time: May 4, 2008, 8:35 am

Even darlene couldn’t stand the sight ?

Comment from Jennifer
Time: May 4, 2008, 11:10 am

The HK isn’t nearly the worst thing in this photo. You have to want to flush your life away to tattoo your head. Not to mention how many TIMES this guy has done it. UGH.

Comment from Rykan
Time: May 4, 2008, 2:29 pm

Its a GUY?! Omgwtfbbq, indeed.

Comment from m
Time: May 4, 2008, 7:30 pm

WTF.

Comment from Kelly
Time: May 4, 2008, 8:16 pm

Um, think he needs to pay for a DENTIST before he goes and has HK tatts! When was the last time he BRUSHED his teeth!?! Sheesh…and i agree with everyone else, he looks evil, and i wouldn’t want to encounter him in a dark alley! Also, hows he ever gonna get a job with that on his face?

Comment from Lisa
Time: May 5, 2008, 8:41 am

I wonder what he does for a living….because a forehead tattoo is definitely a job stopper. I like Hello Kitty but that’s why I buy an HK purse…this is ridiculous – and what is that blue glitter thing on his head with the little doll parts sticking out?

Comment from mhkitty
Time: May 5, 2008, 8:42 am

Ummmmmmmmmm……okaaaaaayyyyy………wow…….

Ladies, I agree with the teeth comments….icky- ick!

Comment from moriyah
Time: May 5, 2008, 9:57 am

that guys scares me.

Comment from RSKS
Time: May 5, 2008, 10:03 am

no offense but that guy isn’t a looker anyway, maybe thats his last resort in getting chicks

Comment from mhkitty
Time: May 5, 2008, 1:42 pm

Tanning beds only cost $8.99 per visit…consider it an investment….

Comment from Alfred
Time: May 5, 2008, 6:07 pm

FANTASTIC tattoo! cheers mate!

Comment from wierdsquirrelgirl
Time: May 5, 2008, 6:48 pm

……. Normaly I would make some sort of comment about how wronge this is. But there is nothing to say that hasn’t alreade been said.

Comment from Kate
Time: May 6, 2008, 6:05 am

Where’s darlene on this one?

That guy is proper scary though.

Comment from jackie
Time: May 6, 2008, 12:02 pm

whoa……now…THAT is sexy! =] yes….i am serious!

Comment from h3llc4t
Time: May 9, 2008, 5:50 pm

Actually, I know the guy. He’s a musician who worked under the name Jacuturu:3; been awhile since we talked, so I’m not sure what he’s up to now.
He’s an incredibly sweet guy, but a little obsessed. The best part of this was that a friend, knowing my love of Hello Kitty, mentioned she’d seen some random goober on Teh Intarnets, and I knew immediately who it was.

Comment from h3llc4t
Time: May 9, 2008, 5:50 pm

Jacurutu:3 rather, sorry.

Comment from mhkitty
Time: May 10, 2008, 12:43 pm

He could be sweetest guy ever, but with today’s society people will naturally shy away from him…

Comment from mhkitty
Time: May 10, 2008, 12:43 pm

P.S. I do LOVE the Pac Man tats though

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: May 13, 2008, 1:27 am

Yeah, the head & neck tats send a certain type of message, irrespective of what the individual’s actually like.

Comment from mhkitty
Time: May 13, 2008, 2:36 pm

So my tattoo with starts and swirls shows how ‘out there’ I am??? Of course!

Comment from cierra
Time: May 13, 2008, 2:47 pm

is he wearing eye makeup?!? that is a little scary…..
but i like the tattoo of hello kitty though.

Comment from Rev
Time: May 17, 2008, 11:35 pm

He’s a professional wrestler and the line will divide further tattooing. He is tattooing pretty much half of his body blue.

Comment from Gabby
Time: May 18, 2008, 12:43 pm

Hello Kitty virus, huh?

Is that the same virus that made him stop brushing his damned teeth? Not to mention the fact that caring for a new a tattoo requires HYGIENE, a skill this guy doesn’t seem to have.

Comment from Jekka
Time: May 19, 2008, 10:34 pm

okay…now that’s just TOO far. Despite the hello kitty tattoo on his forehead, what the hell happened to the rest of his face???

Comment from Jekka
Time: May 19, 2008, 10:36 pm

HAHAH reading the comments from others…I had a thought. He COULD work in the Sanrio store that’s in the Opry Mills mall in Nashville LOL

Comment from shaquanda renee jenkins smith
Time: May 19, 2008, 10:54 pm

what the hell???????????????

Comment from deidre
Time: May 20, 2008, 11:11 am

the hello kitty tattoo is cute but not on him

Comment from Silent Bob
Time: May 27, 2008, 4:44 am

As i would like to see HK in the cross hairs, I also take it that location of this tat is the ideal place to aim. It solves the problem of the Doink that did this and i also get to destroy HK itself with only one shot.

***Blinks again at the stupidity***

Comment from jackie
Time: May 28, 2008, 5:05 pm

wow…his mother must be so damn proud.

i wonder what he will look like when he is 80

Comment from KillerKitty
Time: May 29, 2008, 10:34 am

when i saw this all i did was stared at the computer screen in awe..yea this guy’s got problems..and he will look like a stupid ass with that tattoo when he’s 80 and he will regret it
he’s going to be the only old man in the senior home with a
HK tattoo in his forehead!! >=/

Comment from lalia
Time: May 29, 2008, 12:36 pm

the tat artist relli did a good job =]
but i would never ever ever get a tat on my fore head!! even if it was hello kitty

Comment from Phoeona
Time: June 3, 2008, 8:30 am

I know that guy!!!! Oh my Goddess….he’s a creepy singer for a damned awful band here in Michigan….ewwwww….::shudders::

Comment from Hello shitty
Time: June 3, 2008, 3:38 pm

cool!!! I like this tattoo. This is the most coolest tattoo ever ’skiluru’ (icelandic)

i did NOT mean it!!!

Comment from alyssia
Time: June 11, 2008, 5:04 pm

that dude is so ugly but his tattoo is hot

Comment from gimpin
Time: June 13, 2008, 1:47 am

I know him and he is not from Michigan but close he is from Ohio. I’m not sure how many cds he has out under Jacurutu3 but I know he has a few. He is also an awesome artist and designs his own comic books. He is also a pro wrestler. He wrestles for buckeye pro and EGO. He is defiantly strange with m.u.s.c.l.e men figures in his dreads and some crazy tattoos. He also has a big HK branded on the top of his right hand! look him up on myspace and see a lot more pics!

Comment from Heilo Kitler
Time: June 15, 2008, 9:31 pm

Looks like the lead singer of Prodigy. Talk about ‘Firestarter”.

Comment from brit
Time: June 17, 2008, 3:55 pm

IM WITH JENNSTER!!! JUS SAY NO 2 DRUGZZZ!!!

he must of been on sumthing :[

wow.thats jus sad.

Comment from SarahxSuicide
Time: June 28, 2008, 10:43 am

that guy is scary looking.

Comment from Anja Flower
Time: July 5, 2008, 2:06 am

There’s enough ignorance in this comments section to outdo a whole convention of Holocaust denying Scientologist Klansmen. Seriously.

First of all, yes, people will judge him. Of course. People will judge him, and everyone else, regardless of how he looks. The only difference now is that his appearance sends a different message. Let us also keep in mind that the message his appearance sends is most important to him when he’s sending that message to the people he cares about. Had it not occurred to you that the people he cares about might find this tattooing to be a positive thing? Had it never crossed your mind that this might be a message that he might possibly perhaps just WANT to send?

…but of course not.

It’s this thing called cultural diversity, people. lern2cultur, lawl.

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: July 5, 2008, 8:52 am

It’s called normal behavior in reaction to another person’s actions, and you can’t ‘cultural diversity’ it do death. To a point even that ‘cultural diversity’ crap is done to death and even gets insipid within itself.

Comment from mike
Time: July 15, 2008, 8:13 pm

wow what a nerd

Comment from Jeshikkaa Jackknife
Time: August 2, 2008, 5:43 pm

omg what a flippin retard!!!

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Comment from mel
Time: August 16, 2008, 7:24 am

well he’s already freakish enough, i don’t think the hello kitty tattoo really made much of a difference.

Comment from Victoria Laza
Time: August 24, 2008, 3:52 pm

That dude is PUNK ROCK

Comment from evil_tennyo
Time: August 31, 2008, 1:31 am

Wow… this is BY FAR the worse HK tat. I can live with the Star Wars/ HK mashup, but to plaster HK’s face on your forehead? FOR LIFE? For shame.

Comment from Henkie
Time: September 5, 2008, 5:57 am

Ideal son in law …idd hello kettie him if my daughter would bring that home !!!

Comment from Samantha
Time: September 8, 2008, 3:04 pm

Hmmm… I think that the hello kitty tattoo on that man’s forehead, may be the least of his problems =/

Comment from Fat Kid
Time: September 9, 2008, 3:10 pm

as someone who likes and has a few stupid tattoos this has to be up there on the idiot scale. this guy is in a band called murderdolls they’re not too famous but enough for him to not need to get a “real job” im planning for next week to get a zombie HK on my knee cap and i think thats fine this douchebag give people who love tattoos for the art a bad name

Comment from Marcus
Time: September 20, 2008, 12:06 pm

You gotta commend the guy for coming up with the most effective method of birth control to ever be thought of.
He’ll never have to worry about children.
Ever.

Comment from anticrist
Time: September 26, 2008, 3:13 am

yes
666
bravo
anticrist

Comment from Kinae
Time: September 28, 2008, 5:14 pm

This guy will NEVER get laid.

Comment from rachhkitty
Time: October 16, 2008, 6:24 am

Woahhhhh!
That’s weird.
I am totally obsesseddddd with hk, wallets, bags, shoes, food, bed covers, socks, pillow cases, blowlling bag, paper bin…you name it, but a tattoo on the face…

Abit over the top…also, he’s not from the murder dolls.

Hello kitty and satan just don’t mix.

But, its his choice and who are we to judge him.

Haha.
Ps: lying on my bed, everything hello kitty I can see…Bags, shoes, wallet, make up, nail art, bowling bag, lip gloss, car seat covers (which im yet to put in my nissan micra), phone furr, mini diary(hanging from my hiptop)…that’s all I can see from here. But I have sneaky sneaks that are abit private. Lol.

But a tattoo on ur head, nooo wayy..

Maybe on my wrist, no worries. But naaa

Comment from ^^
Time: October 21, 2008, 4:20 am

I had a heart attack.
That is… *shivers*

Comment from rachhkitty
Time: October 21, 2008, 6:11 am

Hahha. Awww.
That’s so cute. haha.
Heart attack. Lmfao. Good job.

X kitty Princess, Rachh

Comment from arh
Time: October 21, 2008, 9:31 pm

He has the money for tatoos but not a toothbrush? I just dont understand people in this world.

Comment from rachhkitty
Time: October 22, 2008, 8:29 pm

Yepp. Truee. Lol.

Comment from rachhkitty
Time: October 22, 2008, 8:40 pm

Yepp. Truee. What a noob.
I showed this goth guy at school and he was like “mad, that looks awesome”.
Hahaha.

Comment from Aisling
Time: November 5, 2008, 12:27 pm

that guy is the devil

Comment from Flavah
Time: December 9, 2008, 7:59 am

This is the first time I have ever ‘pittied the Kitty’

Comment from alkh3myst
Time: December 16, 2008, 4:06 am

This is pretty much an admission that your life is over.

Comment from Rachel
Time: February 15, 2009, 11:17 am

I’ve seen this guy in person, this past Halloween. I actually have a picture of him. I’m all for freedom of tattoos, but even I had to question this one.

Comment from Fluoxitine
Time: March 1, 2009, 5:07 am

Look at the guy’s teeth and the sores around his mouth, he’s clearly lost his mind to meth, and I feel sorry for that tattoo.

Comment from LaMia
Time: March 3, 2009, 6:50 am

This is wrong on so many levels !!!!!!!!!!!! So thats what a meth head looks like ??????? This is just WRONG whos this fellows Mother ? There should be rules on where and what you do and put Kitty I bet he has the “Hello Kitty vibratoroops i mean shoulder massager “

Comment from STACInotSCENE
Time: March 9, 2009, 5:38 pm

thats mad sweetxD whether it has hello kitty or not

Comment from Courtney
Time: March 15, 2009, 1:22 pm

What…the…HELL.

Comment from cabbagehats
Time: March 15, 2009, 9:16 pm

maybehello kitty will convince him to brush his teeth.

Comment from javi
Time: April 24, 2009, 6:56 am

OMG! as much as i love hello kitty, i wouldn’t mind getting the HK tattoo on my forehead. totally stupid!

Comment from Greg
Time: May 8, 2009, 8:52 am

the bloke obviously didnt have a father figure…
just think people who express themselves like this, is just one big cry for help.

Comment from MoonlightSales
Time: May 30, 2009, 4:38 pm

Kids… this is one of many prime examples of over extended drug usage.

Put the meth pipe down, stay out of your parent’s medicine cabinet, stop huffing the rubber cement and spray paint in the back of the classroom and pay close attention to what we say…

“Just say NO”!

Comment from Dr. Bassington
Time: June 7, 2009, 1:10 pm

It only goes to show that you can’t trust anyone who doesn’t like cats.

Comment from BadKitteh
Time: July 11, 2009, 10:24 pm

Matches his zits nicely.

Comment from Amanda
Time: July 16, 2009, 11:12 am

this guy obviously doesnt care about his self image… just look at his teeth… GROSS

Comment from hello kitty
Time: July 28, 2009, 6:15 am

this is not good and cool

Comment from s
Time: August 11, 2009, 7:52 pm

a) tattoos are painful
b) they don’t come off without pain.
c) this tattoo looks like bullcrap.
d) i feal really sorry if he was drunk when he got it
e) but that’s what you get for doing bad stuff!

Comment from Peep
Time: August 12, 2009, 11:21 am

Maybe he was thinking all of his get up would take the attention AWAY from his zit covered chin???

Nope. Didn’t work.

Talk about a serious outward cry to “be different from everybody else”

Oy.

Comment from AnaDroid
Time: August 24, 2009, 6:37 pm

Oh lord no.Not this dude.

Comment from kittyluv
Time: August 29, 2009, 4:56 am

as if tatoos weren’t bad enough . . .

Comment from kittyluv
Time: August 29, 2009, 4:57 am

and what’s up with the guy’s hair??

Comment from tyree
Time: August 30, 2009, 9:15 pm

LMAO, i respect people and their choices. However lmao i simply cannot stop laughing because this has got to be the corniest thing ive ever seen in my entire 19 years of existence, and ive seen quite a bit . . . . if ive never been speechless before the time is now.

Comment from allie
Time: September 14, 2009, 8:17 pm

alright now don’t blame hello kitty on this that dudes just crazy

Comment from Daytonian
Time: September 15, 2009, 9:52 pm

His name is Garry and he is a wrestler/musician/author from Dayton Ohio, it is indeed a real tattoo done by artist Rev. Chad Wells. I’m not going to speak for Garry/Jacurutu3/Scary Garry however I will say he thought through this tattoo for quite some time, as well as the HK branding on his hand.

Comment from evelynn
Time: September 18, 2009, 3:50 pm

haha hello kitty rockkss heaaa

Comment from maggie
Time: October 9, 2009, 12:31 pm

i love hello kittly
i love hello kitty
i love hello kitty
i love hello kittly
i love hello kittly
i love hello kitty

Comment from Noor al Haqiqa
Time: October 19, 2009, 7:46 pm

Personally I think you are just as obsessed with HK as your darling wife is. Why else would you obsess over it in a blog? And you two looked real cute as matching kitties.

Now this guy, he looks like he is already lost in some satanic hell. I am not a big HK fan but I do like your site, laugh lots at your readers’ reactions. I come here when I need a giggle from the more serious things I blog about.

Thanks.

Comment from RACHEL
Time: October 19, 2009, 7:55 pm

OK THAT ONE GOT ME. NOTHING TO SAY…….

Comment from Jeremy
Time: October 22, 2009, 2:20 pm

Wow you look like crap, and your a creeper

Comment from p!nk’s fan
Time: October 24, 2009, 1:15 pm

that tattoo its ugly hello kitty sucks ><

Comment from Lost
Time: October 28, 2009, 12:56 pm

very very gay ;@

Comment from AHHH
Time: November 4, 2009, 7:25 am

rofl sooo stupid.

Comment from mindy
Time: November 7, 2009, 9:07 am

he’s ugly anyway…

Comment from BL3ST
Time: November 19, 2009, 2:26 am

He had to have been high on meth or something. How could he have actually thought this tattoo through