Hello Kitty Hell

H. P. Lovecraft is likely turning in his grave (and stunned that his creation could be made so much more horrific). It is already well known that there should be a law forbidding Hello Kitty tattoo combinations. The Hello Kitty Cthulhu tattoo simply furthers this fact… Left by Jenna on facebook

It is never a good idea to get a Hello Kitty tattoo, but I guess if you are going to get one, exposing the true side of the evil feline is the way to go. Now you know exactly what you will see when your time is up… Sent in by christine

If you have spent any amount of time on this blog, you know that when it comes to Hello Kitty tattoos, the evil feline has no problem mixing it up with absolutely everything. This includes religion, so it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that someone thought that a Hello Kitty Virgin Mary tattoo would [...]

You would think that Hello Kitty fanatics would have learned that there are just certain Hello Kitty combinations that should never be put together, but then that would be giving the Hello Kitty fanatics the benefit of actually possessing common sense. Those that follow the evil feline show time and again that they are willing [...]

We already know that Hello Kitty loves her weapons and that Hello Kitty fanatics will basically ink anything and everything on themselves. The two of these separately are enough to make any sane person cringe with horrifying fear. Obviously, that is not enough for the evil feline as the Hello Kitty war tattoo plainly shows:

In the never ending line of Hello Kitty tattoos that make you thankful that you have at least an ounce of common sense, we now add the Hello Kitty Por Vida tattoo. I’m sure there will never be any regrets here with this tattoo just as there are never any regrets of forever giving your [...]

If there is one thing that you can say about Hello Kitty fanatics, it is that they have created far more than their fair share of what becomes major tattoo regret the second they realize what that have inked on their bodies. One would think that the Hello Kitty fanatic would learn something from this [...]

In the never ending stream of Hello Kitty tattoos that make you say “wtf was that person thinking?!” we must add the Hello Kitty decomposing tattoo:

If there is anything that you learn in Hello Kitty Hell, it’s that the evil feline loves her drug culture. Between Hello Kitty bongs and Hello Kitty cocaine, you knew that at some point someone would think that something like Hello Kitty sporting 6 tabs of LSD on her tongue tattoo would somehow be a [...]

Seriously, if you see something like this on your girlfriend (or she even hints that she wants something like this), it’s a pretty good indication that it’s time to get out of the relationship as quickly as possible (or know that you will subject yourself to intolerable pain living a life in Hello Kitty Hell):

I knew it was only a matter of time before something like this showed up in my email. For any normal person, it would be hard to imagine anything worse than getting a Hello Kitty tattoo. That would be greatly underestimating the horror that the evil feline can produce. Anyone living in Hello Kitty Hell [...]

If there is one thing that the evil feline can’t stand, it’s her image appearing on stuff where she hasn’t been able to fleece the buyer for the majority of their last paycheck. Because of this, Hello Kitty tattoos have always posed a problem for her. The solution for body piercings was simple. The idea [...]

In the never ending display of Hello Kitty combo tattoos that make absolutely no sense and will undoubtedly seem just as smart to have gotten 25 years from now, we have yet another entry — the Hello Kitty Pinhead tattoo. Sent in by far too many people…

I have reached the point that I no longer even try to understand why Hello Kitty fanatics choose to ink the stuff they do on themselves. Despite the fact that nobody in the right mind would ever want to see it, I guess that with Halloween so close to the evil feline’s birthday that it [...]

Although the question “why?” is always a constant when it comes to the evil feline and the tattoos that people decide to get of her, sometimes that isn’t even enough. The Hello Kitty Munster tattoo certainly qualifies as the latter: Sent in by Rachael

When I get things like this in my email box, I fear that there really is no escaping Hello Kitty Hell (or any hope for the human race). The whole Hello Kitty tattoo thing has gotten so bad that tattoo shops are now celebrating the evil feline’s 35th anniversary by having Hello Kitty discount tattoo [...]

There are seriously far too many Hello Kitty tattoos in this world ranging from horrible to “I can’t believe my eyes” hideous. This “I Kill Suckers” Hello Kitty tattoo definitely makes it into the top tier of the I can’t believe my eyes category: Sent in by gruntsmasher

Here’s this week’s Hello Kitty photo dump of photos sent in that didn’t make the front page of this blog: Hello Kitty Uterus Plush Hello Kitty Guitar Meow! Hello Kitty Jelly Belly Jelly Beans Hello Kitty Cat Litter Hello Kitty Asics Shoes Hello Kitty MP3 Player And a few photo post updates: Hello Kitty Darth [...]

I guess the Hello Kitty tongue stud and the Hello Kitty lip tattoo weren’t the only oral fixations the evil feline has when branding herself on others. Apparently it’s also important for her to exist as a Hello Kitty tongue tattoo:

A perfectly normal response to something that seems incomprehensible would be “wtf — why would someone do that?” I know that I have lived in Hello Kitty Hell far too long because when the Hello Kitty lip tattoo ended up in my email box, my reaction was not “wtf — why?” but a resigned “I’m [...]