Hello Kitty Face Sewing Machine
I know that things are getting bad in Hello Kitty Hell when the transformer Hello Kitty sewing machine doesn’t seem quite as bad as I first thought. What could get me thinking this way? The Hello Kitty face sewing machine, of course:
What is most frightening about this is that it appears Hello Kitty had a one night stand with Bill the Cat and this is the resulting child. Of course, my wife loves it and has added it to her list of things she wants (even though she already has a Hello Kitty sewing machine, but then again, when has that ever made a difference to a Hello Kitty fanatic?) Just your normal start of a new week in hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by Emma (via Cláudia*~Assad) who really should have to have all her clothes made with this monstrosity for thinking it could ever be a good idea to send me this photo….
In other totally non related sewing machine news, Hello Kitty has been made “goodwill tourism ambassador” of Japan to China and Hong Kong. This is just more piece of news that proves that Hello Kitty is after world domination and something that I really don’t need to know, but when 20+ people email me the story (it is becoming more and more obvious to me that many of you that read this blog have far, far too much time on your hands…), I get the feeling that Sanrio has hired some of you to make sure that the only thing that fills my email is Hello Kitty crap…
Update>: Because you knew that the evil feline would have to come out with additional Hello Kitty sewing machine models:
Sent in by jultritz
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Posted: May 19th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Appliances, Hello Kitty Gadgets.
Comments: 69
Comments
#1 Comment from mhkitty
Time: May 19, 2008, 7:31 am
This is actually kind of cute… now if it only worked… 
#2 Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: May 19, 2008, 8:05 am
Something always amazed me was how good HK fanatics’ eyes (or nose) are. I tried to find the item using Google search (web, image) but I couldn’t find it. Google’s search engine is visiting the entire Internet universe continuously picking contents. How could fanatics find such item before Google’s search engine? This may mean Google still needs to improve their search engine. This sounds like Chess match between human and Computer.
#3 Comment from andophiroxia
Time: May 19, 2008, 8:16 am
Wow. Now I’m even anthropomorphizing this dumb thing for some reason. Horrible horrible horrible!
I bet it breaks every 5th stitch or so too. 
#4 Comment from Puppy
Time: May 19, 2008, 9:58 am
the top half looks creepy o-o the pink things sticking out makes it look like a strangled cat with its tongue sticking out O_O
#5 Comment from RSKS
Time: May 19, 2008, 10:04 am
HK on crack…
#6 Comment from LavastormSW
Time: May 19, 2008, 2:31 pm
Wow, I actually screamed out loud at this. Surprisingly, this is the only time I’ve done that.
#8 Comment from HKPepper
Time: May 19, 2008, 7:22 pm
WOW! COOLEST THING ON EARTH…… AGAIN FROM HELLO KITTY!!! Have to grab one!
#9 Comment from Rachel
Time: May 19, 2008, 7:48 pm
Wow…I can imagine that frightening small children!
#10 Comment from Nami
Time: May 19, 2008, 9:40 pm
wow… it looks like Hello kitty just got beaten up … hooray!
#11 Comment from Jekka
Time: May 19, 2008, 10:28 pm
So why do you always diss the people that send you the pictures that you feature here? If noone had sent you anything…you would have to go out and find it yourself, which would be worst..right?
Although you should keep your wife on a leash. She need not to freak out at every hello kitty product there is lol but I guess that cat is addicting somehow.
#12 Comment from Stratagemini
Time: May 20, 2008, 12:38 am
Oh man that’s… Just creepy. It looks like Hello Kitty ran into the Nightmare before Christmas. Thanks Hello Kitty Hell Dude. This is going to give me nightmares tonight.
#13 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: May 20, 2008, 12:39 am
That actually looks like some thought has gone into the design. Unfortunately, it looks like the design budget stopped the makers doing any production engineering on it!
#14 Comment from Eize
Time: May 20, 2008, 2:43 am
She looks like she’s giving me a wet raspberry.
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#16 Comment from Koolchicken
Time: May 20, 2008, 8:59 am
I like it okay, but I like my machine better. I have the green HK machine from Target, it works really well. I even saw one in a reputiable sewing store before I got mine. It’s basically a Janome Harmony with HK all over it. Just because it has HK on it, dosen’t mean it’s a bad product. I have no complaints and I’m 23 and have been sewing on a machine since I was five. My mother wouldn’t have bought me a bad machine.
#17 Comment from deidre
Time: May 20, 2008, 10:44 am
this is actually really cute
#18 Comment from Tea
Time: May 20, 2008, 11:59 am
I want this!
#19 Comment from ahava
Time: May 20, 2008, 9:19 pm
Yup, it’s real. On of my quilter friends bought one for her two-year-old granddaughter for when she’s old enough to use it. I toyed w/ the idea of getting one. But I love my Pfaff (for now until I get a maybe-Bernina).
#20 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: May 21, 2008, 1:10 am
Maybe it’s just the photo, but some of the components that should be machine grade steels look like they’re made of plastic.
#21 Comment from Alex
Time: May 21, 2008, 8:48 am
Having Hello Kitty sewed on one’s face is a frightening idea.
#22 Comment from VTPPGLVR
Time: May 22, 2008, 12:51 pm
HK looks cyborg!
Now we know the head of the REAL Borg Hive Mind…
#23 Comment from Krissy
Time: May 23, 2008, 2:49 pm
Well I have to admit…this really isn’t the CUTEST HK thing I’ve seen, it’s not bad. But I would much prefer to have the other sewing machine you posted on here. The one that I think you said your wife actually has!! If I had that one…HK would be on EVERYTHING I own!!
#24 Comment from Who is Darlene
Time: May 26, 2008, 4:30 am
hmm darlene hasnt been here i hope she dosnt come here
that means she din’t read my coment
#25 Comment from Silent Bob
Time: May 29, 2008, 3:31 am
For what it is worth i think this is a good place for HK. Think about it! as we are sewing Darlene’s fingers and lips together she can marvel at the might kitty up close.. 
#26 Comment from anonomyous
Time: May 29, 2008, 9:57 am
my mother would like that… but i wouldnt because i dont have an idea of how to sew. anyways i bet that costs alot of money???
#27 Comment from taelor
Time: May 29, 2008, 12:09 pm
i agree withStratagemini
#28 Comment from hellokitty82
Time: May 30, 2008, 1:11 am
i have that! it works!!
i’m a major hello kitty fan
#29 Comment from darlene II
Time: May 30, 2008, 1:57 pm
ADORABLE.
#30 Comment from paper-rain
Time: May 31, 2008, 11:54 am
Oh my goodness.
I love my sewing machine. It’s my favourite possession but if it were ever to be replaced by THIS then I would CRY and faint most probably.
And also it doesn’t look like a particularly good sewing machine anyway. It’s one of these strange modern contraptions that doesn’t make any sense… I prefer the classic sewing machines.
#31 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: June 2, 2008, 1:56 am
Thanks paper-rain. That was where I was coming from too. I can’t say exactly, but this machine just looks wrongly designed in places.
#32 Comment from Minako
Time: June 14, 2008, 1:14 am
They have a green and blue one, I would like to get it even if I can’t sew!
#33 Comment from brit
Time: June 17, 2008, 4:05 pm
LOVE LOVE LOVE ? !
#34 Comment from ariel
Time: June 19, 2008, 4:28 pm
Am I the only one who thinks it looks scary? That pink tongue thing goes back and forth with every spin of the thread. It licks its “lips” at you! TASTY HUMAN!
#35 Comment from b
Time: July 22, 2008, 9:30 pm
cuter than the blue one i saw at target
#36 Comment from Kittenmommy
Time: July 28, 2008, 5:10 pm
“What is most frightening about this is that it appears Hello Kitty had a one night stand with Bill the Cat and this is the resulting child.”
OMG, you’re right! LMAO!
#37 Comment from hkfan
Time: September 7, 2008, 1:18 pm
Where can I buy this sewing machine??? It’s so CUTE!!!
#38 Comment from Constance
Time: September 8, 2008, 11:01 am
Boyfriend: “You bought a sewing machine?”
Me: “Hey, at least it’s not the Hello Kitty sewing machine.”
B: “Hello Kitty Sewing machine?”
M: “Hello Kitty sewing machine.”
B: “Thank God for the small things.”
#39 Comment from Pahee
Time: September 10, 2008, 5:46 pm
I would kill for that…
#40 Comment from kaksjdjk
Time: October 10, 2008, 3:06 am
were can you buy it
#41 Comment from Hayley
Time: October 12, 2008, 4:47 pm
Hey. If it sows it sows. (:
That’s all its needed for.
-Hayley
#42 Comment from laizah
Time: November 16, 2008, 10:17 pm
w0w its relly nice and cute how much is this we can buy?
#43 Comment from Kenisha B.
Time: November 19, 2008, 8:51 pm
OMG i love HK!! Just the cute litte bow and the little face. Have any of u seen the Hello Kitty holo game. That game is so cool.BTW there is a boy in my class that love Hello Kitty.He get mad because we make fun of him.Have u ever seen the HK poster.The one at the beach in the bra and the underwhere.Have u ever seen the the Hello Kitty poster when she is in the car.Have u ever seen the poster when she gos to Montana.Have u seen when she when she dresses up as Hannah Montana.how many of u people like Hannah Montana?
#44 Comment from Pheline
Time: December 16, 2008, 9:40 pm
As as sewing machine it looks like it’s as bad as it is as a Kitty. And I *like* Hello Kitty. —————- But not that much. Oh no, not nearly that much. No where close.
#45 Comment from J
Time: December 20, 2008, 8:21 pm
how do you buy this hello kitty sewing machine? I need one for my girlfriend but don’t know how to purchase it.
#46 Comment from indesperatehelp
Time: January 4, 2009, 10:25 pm
where can i get one?!!!!
#47 Comment from Marianne
Time: January 18, 2009, 2:01 pm
Gosh I love your website.. I am a hellokitty fanatic. and i love coming here ecause i can look at all the cool hellokitty stuff…
yournumberonefan :]
-Marianne-
lol and your in my bookmarks how cool are you
p.s from your new website stalkerandnumberonefan
-Marianne-
^-^
#48 Comment from sazz
Time: January 20, 2009, 6:04 am
I actually nearly died when i saw this. How can anybody think that it is CUTE?!
It looks like an evil robot version of Hello Kitty. One that will eventually set out to destoy the universe.
I’m really quite scared in all honesty.
*shudder*
#49 Comment from C.M.
Time: February 1, 2009, 1:13 pm
this is cute for a young girl learning to sew. i had a really small pink singer sewing machine when i was like 5…so this is a cute idea for beginners =^..^=
#50 Comment from darlene_sux
Time: March 7, 2009, 1:52 am
This is scaring me to death
#51 Comment from sophie
Time: March 15, 2009, 2:08 pm
were can u get a hello kitty sewing machine from i need one becuse i am in year 9 an going on to year 10 i am doing textiles and i need a sewing machine i don’t want plain white ones I LOVE HELLO KITTY AND I WANT A SEWING MACHINE OF IT PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS HEARS MY E-MAIL
#52 Comment from Lauren
Time: March 17, 2009, 7:12 am
Oh my god! I neeeeed this machine!!!!!!
#53 Comment from kittyperson
Time: April 2, 2009, 12:50 pm
This looks like it’s just about to say “I’ll beh bahck.”
#54 Comment from Jen
Time: August 3, 2009, 1:12 pm
At first I thought it would be cute, but then something happened and it isn’t even close!
#55 Comment from kittyluv
Time: August 29, 2009, 4:47 am
that looks hideous.
#56 Comment from smile:(
Time: September 6, 2009, 10:28 pm
It looks stoned
#57 Comment from hannah
Time: October 19, 2009, 1:20 pm
where can i get this sewing machine.
i’ve been looking for one everywhere~!!!!
someone please help me out.
PLEASE~!!!!!
#58 Comment from RACHEL
Time: October 19, 2009, 7:43 pm
THAT’S JUST F—— FRIGHTNING. AND I’M A HARDCORE KITTY LOVER. HELL LOW KITTY GETS DRUNK ON ARMEGEDDON EVE????????
#59 Comment from minh
Time: November 3, 2009, 8:29 pm
so cute Hello Kitty!!!. I love it. How can I buy it???
#60 Comment from TEEHEE!
Time: January 9, 2010, 6:45 pm
That is deformed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#61 Comment from Anthony
Time: January 20, 2010, 3:15 am
Good lord, the “face” looks unbelievably scary.
Hopefully not so scary as to actually haunt my dreams though.
#62 Comment from Shiromaku
Time: January 24, 2010, 4:13 pm
It’s really cute and all, but it might not work as good as an electronic.
#63 Comment from Huyen
Time: January 31, 2010, 7:58 pm
It’s lovely. How can I buy it???
#64 Comment from Toni
Time: February 5, 2010, 12:38 pm
omg i love hello kitty iam 11 but i lovehello kitty ihave the phone the jewrelly the massive teedy the laptop somme clothes pilows and bed set slippers shoes i love it nuberone fqann(for prom i wont the dress) my birthday i am getting the hair starights the hair dryer and crippers. i wont the sewing machine my birthday party is off to bee hello kitty :)
#65 Comment from charm
Time: February 28, 2010, 11:40 pm
i like hello kitty sewing machine and i’m addicted to all hello kitty things even though.i have small things i have now and two orginal made in japan, hk.
#66 Comment from Elisabeth
Time: March 6, 2010, 1:48 pm
I WANT! I WANT I WANT I WANT!
#67 Comment from CRYSTELLE ALCID
Time: April 14, 2010, 3:40 am
I LOVE EVER TING FROM HELLO KITTY I HAVE 3 HELLO KITTY TATTOOS.
#68 Comment from LSDreamer
Time: April 29, 2010, 6:48 pm
This, at first, make me go ‘What were they THINKING?’ but after a while I decided it’s morbidly funny. Like The “eyes” and things are going to pop off at any second and the whole thing will fall apart and burn like the satanic little thing it is.
#69 Comment from tkgjkg
Time: June 16, 2010, 7:58 am
omg hellokitty rocks
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