Hello Kitty Face Sewing Machine

I know that things are getting bad in Hello Kitty Hell when the transformer Hello Kitty sewing machine doesn’t seem quite as bad as I first thought. What could get me thinking this way? The Hello Kitty face sewing machine, of course:

Hello Kitty face sewing machine

What is most frightening about this is that it appears Hello Kitty had a one night stand with Bill the Cat and this is the resulting child. Of course, my wife loves it and has added it to her list of things she wants (even though she already has a Hello Kitty sewing machine, but then again, when has that ever made a difference to a Hello Kitty fanatic?) Just your normal start of a new week in hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Emma (via ClΓ‘udia*~Assad) who really should have to have all her clothes made with this monstrosity for thinking it could ever be a good idea to send me this photo….

In other totally non related sewing machine news, Hello Kitty has been made “goodwill tourism ambassador” of Japan to China and Hong Kong. This is just more piece of news that proves that Hello Kitty is after world domination and something that I really don’t need to know, but when 20+ people email me the story (it is becoming more and more obvious to me that many of you that read this blog have far, far too much time on your hands…), I get the feeling that Sanrio has hired some of you to make sure that the only thing that fills my email is Hello Kitty crap…

Update: Because you knew that the evil feline would have to come out with additional Hello Kitty sewing machine models:

hello kitty sewing machine pink

hello kitty sewing machine blue

Sent in by jultritz

89 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Face Sewing Machine

  1. were can u get a hello kitty sewing machine from i need one becuse i am in year 9 an going on to year 10 i am doing textiles and i need a sewing machine i don’t want plain white ones I LOVE HELLO KITTY AND I WANT A SEWING MACHINE OF IT PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS HEARS MY E-MAIL

  2. omg i love hello kitty iam 11 but i lovehello kitty ihave the phone the jewrelly the massive teedy the laptop somme clothes pilows and bed set slippers shoes i love it nuberone fqann(for prom i wont the dress) my birthday i am getting the hair starights the hair dryer and crippers. i wont the sewing machine my birthday party is off to bee hello kitty :):)

  3. i like hello kitty sewing machine and i’m addicted to all hello kitty things even though.i have small things i have now and two orginal made in japan, hk.

  4. This, at first, make me go ‘What were they THINKING?’ but after a while I decided it’s morbidly funny. Like The “eyes” and things are going to pop off at any second and the whole thing will fall apart and burn like the satanic little thing it is.

  5. HOW CAN I BUY the types shown in the pictures:
    KItty Face & the other pink typw with slider controls!
    I only can find 1 type on the web: pink w/ know only control PLEASE post the web site, url, mfgr, please please please?!?!!?:(((

  6. Omfg, i need one! Its brilliant! I will never, however, show my husband this blog for fear of him realising he could possibly begin to mobilise that anti-hello kitty army he’s always wanted

  7. I want to buy the pink and white Hello Kitty sewing machine can you please tell me where I can find it so i can purchase it? Thank you πŸ˜€

  8. whhhhhhhheeeeeeerrrrreeee did you find that first sewing machine? i am tearing apart the internet trying to find it. the other two are everywhere but the other two are uglyyyy.

  9. Ha ha…I just saw this post.
    I have TWO Hello Kitty machines…both made by Janome….just check out their websites or look up any sewing machine shop in your area and call them. Janome makes the best machines and my two Hello Kitty (one green one…like the one you have pictured… and one white one with red and blue Hello Kitty details….a bigger bolder badass machine) ROCK the sewing worlds!

  10. For all those wanting a HK sewing machine here’s a tip. Get a machine that actually WORKS, buy some HK stickers. Put stickers on the machine. VOILA! Hello Kitty Sewing Machine.

    Save your money for something else HK related, like a vibrator or something.

    • Hey Candi,

      I have used the last one, the blue-greenish hello kitty sewing machine, and I can attest to the fact that it works very well. Many of my students use this sewing machine and it’s a great one to start out on for the price.

  11. After much searching, I finally have this machine! A friend of a friend who lives in Singapore got it for me. I guess it’s been discontinued for years, and was only ever available in Asia. She had to do a lot of footwork to find an old stock one still around! It looks as though one pink dial cover is missing from the one in your photo, tho.

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