Hello Kitty Face Sewing Machine
I know that things are getting bad in Hello Kitty Hell when the transformer Hello Kitty sewing machine doesn’t seem quite as bad as I first thought. What could get me thinking this way? The Hello Kitty face sewing machine, of course:
What is most frightening about this is that it appears Hello Kitty had a one night stand with Bill the Cat and this is the resulting child. Of course, my wife loves it and has added it to her list of things she wants (even though she already has a Hello Kitty sewing machine, but then again, when has that ever made a difference to a Hello Kitty fanatic?) Just your normal start of a new week in hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by Emma (via Cláudia*~Assad) who really should have to have all her clothes made with this monstrocity for thinking it could ever be a good idea to send me this photo….
In other totally non related sewing machine news, Hello Kitty has been made “goodwill tourism ambassador” of Japan to China and Hong Kong. This is just more piece of news that proves that Hello Kitty is after world domination and something that I really don’t need to know, but when 20+ people email me the story (it is becoming more and more obvious to me that many of you that read this blog have far, far too much time on your hands…), I get the feeling that Sanrio has hired some of you to make sure that the only thing that fills my email is Hello Kitty crap…
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Posted: May 19th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Appliances, Hello Kitty Gadgets.
Comments: 36
Comments
Comment from mhkitty
Time: May 19, 2008, 7:31 am
This is actually kind of cute… now if it only worked… 
Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: May 19, 2008, 8:05 am
Something always amazed me was how good HK fanatics’ eyes (or nose) are. I tried to find the item using Google search (web, image) but I couldn’t find it. Google’s search engine is visiting the entire Internet universe continuously picking contents. How could fanatics find such item before Google’s search engine? This may mean Google still needs to improve their search engine. This sounds like Chess match between human and Computer.
Comment from andophiroxia
Time: May 19, 2008, 8:16 am
Wow. Now I’m even anthropomorphizing this dumb thing for some reason. Horrible horrible horrible!
I bet it breaks every 5th stitch or so too. 
Comment from Puppy
Time: May 19, 2008, 9:58 am
the top half looks creepy o-o the pink things sticking out makes it look like a strangled cat with its tongue sticking out O_O
Comment from RSKS
Time: May 19, 2008, 10:04 am
HK on crack…
Comment from LavastormSW
Time: May 19, 2008, 2:31 pm
Wow, I actually screamed out loud at this. Surprisingly, this is the only time I’ve done that.
Comment from HKPepper
Time: May 19, 2008, 7:22 pm
WOW! COOLEST THING ON EARTH…… AGAIN FROM HELLO KITTY!!! Have to grab one!
Comment from Rachel
Time: May 19, 2008, 7:48 pm
Wow…I can imagine that frightening small children!
Comment from Nami
Time: May 19, 2008, 9:40 pm
wow… it looks like Hello kitty just got beaten up … hooray!
Comment from Jekka
Time: May 19, 2008, 10:28 pm
So why do you always diss the people that send you the pictures that you feature here? If noone had sent you anything…you would have to go out and find it yourself, which would be worst..right?
Although you should keep your wife on a leash. She need not to freak out at every hello kitty product there is lol but I guess that cat is addicting somehow.
Comment from Stratagemini
Time: May 20, 2008, 12:38 am
Oh man that’s… Just creepy. It looks like Hello Kitty ran into the Nightmare before Christmas. Thanks Hello Kitty Hell Dude. This is going to give me nightmares tonight.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: May 20, 2008, 12:39 am
That actually looks like some thought has gone into the design. Unfortunately, it looks like the design budget stopped the makers doing any production engineering on it!
Comment from Eize
Time: May 20, 2008, 2:43 am
She looks like she’s giving me a wet raspberry.
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Comment from Koolchicken
Time: May 20, 2008, 8:59 am
I like it okay, but I like my machine better. I have the green HK machine from Target, it works really well. I even saw one in a reputiable sewing store before I got mine. It’s basically a Janome Harmony with HK all over it. Just because it has HK on it, dosen’t mean it’s a bad product. I have no complaints and I’m 23 and have been sewing on a machine since I was five. My mother wouldn’t have bought me a bad machine.
Comment from deidre
Time: May 20, 2008, 10:44 am
this is actually really cute
Comment from Tea
Time: May 20, 2008, 11:59 am
I want this!
Comment from ahava
Time: May 20, 2008, 9:19 pm
Yup, it’s real. On of my quilter friends bought one for her two-year-old granddaughter for when she’s old enough to use it. I toyed w/ the idea of getting one. But I love my Pfaff (for now until I get a maybe-Bernina).
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: May 21, 2008, 1:10 am
Maybe it’s just the photo, but some of the components that should be machine grade steels look like they’re made of plastic.
Comment from Alex
Time: May 21, 2008, 8:48 am
Having Hello Kitty sewed on one’s face is a frightening idea.
Comment from VTPPGLVR
Time: May 22, 2008, 12:51 pm
HK looks cyborg!
Now we know the head of the REAL Borg Hive Mind…
Comment from Krissy
Time: May 23, 2008, 2:49 pm
Well I have to admit…this really isn’t the CUTEST HK thing I’ve seen, it’s not bad. But I would much prefer to have the other sewing machine you posted on here. The one that I think you said your wife actually has!! If I had that one…HK would be on EVERYTHING I own!!
Comment from Who is Darlene
Time: May 26, 2008, 4:30 am
hmm darlene hasnt been here i hope she dosnt come here
that means she din’t read my coment
Comment from Silent Bob
Time: May 29, 2008, 3:31 am
For what it is worth i think this is a good place for HK. Think about it! as we are sewing Darlene’s fingers and lips together she can marvel at the might kitty up close.. 
Comment from anonomyous
Time: May 29, 2008, 9:57 am
my mother would like that… but i wouldnt because i dont have an idea of how to sew. anyways i bet that costs alot of money???
Comment from taelor
Time: May 29, 2008, 12:09 pm
i agree withStratagemini
Comment from hellokitty82
Time: May 30, 2008, 1:11 am
i have that! it works!!
i’m a major hello kitty fan
Comment from darlene II
Time: May 30, 2008, 1:57 pm
ADORABLE.
Comment from paper-rain
Time: May 31, 2008, 11:54 am
Oh my goodness.
I love my sewing machine. It’s my favourite possession but if it were ever to be replaced by THIS then I would CRY and faint most probably.
And also it doesn’t look like a particularly good sewing machine anyway. It’s one of these strange modern contraptions that doesn’t make any sense… I prefer the classic sewing machines.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: June 2, 2008, 1:56 am
Thanks paper-rain. That was where I was coming from too. I can’t say exactly, but this machine just looks wrongly designed in places.
Comment from Minako
Time: June 14, 2008, 1:14 am
They have a green and blue one, I would like to get it even if I can’t sew!
Comment from brit
Time: June 17, 2008, 4:05 pm
LOVE LOVE LOVE ? !
Comment from ariel
Time: June 19, 2008, 4:28 pm
Am I the only one who thinks it looks scary? That pink tongue thing goes back and forth with every spin of the thread. It licks its “lips” at you! TASTY HUMAN!
Comment from b
Time: July 22, 2008, 9:30 pm
cuter than the blue one i saw at target
Comment from Kittenmommy
Time: July 28, 2008, 5:10 pm
“What is most frightening about this is that it appears Hello Kitty had a one night stand with Bill the Cat and this is the resulting child.”
OMG, you’re right! LMAO!
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