Hello Kitty Tongue Stud
There are many things wrong in the Hello Kitty universe which is readily apparent by simply going through a few posts on this blog, but there are some that are worse than others. I categorize the Hello Kitty tongue stud as one of these:
This may look innocent on the scale of Hello Kitty branded merchandise, but it’s never a good sign when my wife takes one look at something and announces that it’s “totally sexy” and that she wants one. That’s a sure sign that Hello Kitty Hell will be getting infinitely worse in the future. While I have nothing against pierced tongues, I truly have no desire for the evil feline to be in there as part of the equation when I’m kissing my wife. Just one more thing to worry about in Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in originally by Wedea (and several others via o0orespireo0o) who all should have to get multiple Hello Kitty piercings for ever thinking it could be a good idea to encourage my wife with something like this by sending me the photo…
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Posted: August 5th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Beauty, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Jewelry, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 64
Comments
#1 Comment from Sara Dane
Time: August 5, 2008, 6:29 pm
Oh my goodness!!! All I can think of is little HK going “Help Me Please Don’t Eat Me” Ahahaha!! This is so funny 
#2 Comment from Lucy
Time: August 5, 2008, 7:15 pm
I almost bought one of those once XDDD
#3 Comment from Jason
Time: August 5, 2008, 7:25 pm
This is a good thing. Hello Kitty is exposed to all of the nasty bacteria and stuff that is in your mouth like 24/7.
#4 Comment from edward
Time: August 5, 2008, 7:27 pm
Ugh, I should send one of these to my neighbors. At least then I’d have something good to look at (and yes, I dislike HK as much as the rest of you, so you now know exactly how much I detest my neighbor).
#5 Comment from Ashley
Time: August 5, 2008, 7:38 pm
o yay lets chip our teeth thanks sanrio!
#6 Comment from andophiroxia
Time: August 5, 2008, 8:00 pm
This is dirty. If you have to ask, then you are a happier person for not knowing…
#7 Comment from moriyah
Time: August 5, 2008, 9:50 pm
Huh. Well that would be the last place I would expect to see HK. No, wait… nevermind!
Take out the HK ring and you have a sexy picture!
#8 Comment from Acton
Time: August 5, 2008, 10:03 pm
I am not keen on tongue piercings sill I do not see the outrage. Oh yes this is the “I want to be the angst ridden bad girl punk, Goth (fill in the blank) but still want to hold on to part of my childhood” shtick. [Sarcasm] Hey, this would go great with the Hello Kitty Teen Attitude punk plush. [/Sarcasm]
#9 Comment from Tamichiko
Time: August 5, 2008, 10:32 pm
I’m pretty sure that Hello Kitty will end up in places on your body that are much worse than your mouth……………
Only I won’t say which parts of your body (that are private, by the way) because I don’t want the rest of you to lose your lunch (or whenever you ate before you read this) over what I just said………..
Not that it’s not already happening to some of you reading this blog upon seeing this picture………………
You’ve already seen the Hello Kitty Pasties………………….
In Hello Kitty Hell, things can get worse…………….And they often do
#10 Comment from HKPepper
Time: August 5, 2008, 10:48 pm
whooooooow! that’s painful! sad sick people….
#11 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: August 6, 2008, 1:04 am
I don’t get tongue piercing in the first place!
#12 Comment from Cyn
Time: August 6, 2008, 1:23 am
Ewwwww It almost made me throw up my lunch! I don’t particularly like tongue studs as I find them disgusting, but a HK one??? Even more disguting, sorry really can’t look at this picture without feeling like gagging and running off to the bathroom.
#13 Comment from Indiana
Time: August 6, 2008, 3:15 am
@Ashley,
ROFL XD
I agree, let’s chip our teeth. Thanks Sanrio! ^_^
#14 Comment from marlene
Time: August 6, 2008, 4:34 am
Hello Kitty is so yummy and I love how this picture shows it.
#15 Comment from mhkitty
Time: August 6, 2008, 5:08 am
Oh dear… all I can thing of it ‘Hello Kitty Horror Picture Show’…
@Tamichiko, I agree: there are ‘worse’ places to have a HK ring 
#16 Comment from jo
Time: August 6, 2008, 7:06 am
I jumped and ducked under my desk. too evil it jumps out at you.
#17 Comment from andophiroxia
Time: August 6, 2008, 7:36 am
@Kitteh!
Uh well… I have heard that a tongue piercing seems to show a person that is orally fixated, but not necessarily on themselves. (whew) In a way it seems to advertise this, but it on the whole is distracting to the piercee and the people talking and interacting with them, due to the fact that the piercee is always mucking about with their tongue stud.
#18 Comment from Lucy
Time: August 6, 2008, 7:43 am
I just realized….
its HK body modification week!!!
what’s next? HK nose job?
#19 Comment from mhkitty06
Time: August 6, 2008, 8:52 am
@Lucy:
HA!!! I can see it now!
You know the movie Penelope with Christina Ricci… I could see her with an ‘HK face shaped’ nose!
Too funny!
#20 Comment from wierdsquirrelgirl
Time: August 6, 2008, 9:52 am
Wheres Darlene?
#21 Comment from Binks
Time: August 6, 2008, 10:12 am
@moriyah & Tamichiko
thanks for the visual – I can skip lunch now.
#22 Comment from Liz
Time: August 6, 2008, 11:38 am
Hooo boy… the worst part is that it looks legit, not home made or anything. *sigh* Oh, hey! You know what? I heard that if you aren’t really, REALLY cafeful getting a toungue piercing, you can hit a vital artery in your toungue and die in a few minutes. Heard it from my old babysitter years ago, no lie.
On another note, where’s darlene? Not that I miss the heartless insults.
#23 Comment from Sara Dane
Time: August 6, 2008, 12:35 pm
@ mhkitty06 & Lucy
Ah yes, we will soon be living in a world with little girls wanting to have their faces flattened and a bow surgically implanted in their head… I better stop now before someone at Sanrio gets the idea to make some sort of turn yourself into HK at home kit!! It will be short limbed, fat head pandemonium!!! 
#24 Comment from Binks
Time: August 6, 2008, 12:41 pm
@Sara Dane
ROFL!
#25 Comment from Indiana
Time: August 6, 2008, 5:09 pm
@Everyone wondering where darlene is,
There IS a God. Let’s just say that. xD
Also, “daughter of darlene” said she took a vow of silence against us. ^_^
#26 Comment from moriyah
Time: August 6, 2008, 5:52 pm
@Indiana
You’re so very right…
Asking for that asinine woman to post is like looking a gift horse in the arse… why would you do it?
#27 Comment from hkFairWeatherFriend
Time: August 6, 2008, 8:33 pm
i think the pic of HK is cute, but the idea of it being in your tongue is just a wee bit creepy…
#28 Comment from Alfred
Time: August 6, 2008, 8:48 pm
Tasty looking tongue VERY sexy!
YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM…
I need a cold shower!
#29 Comment from Jaime
Time: August 6, 2008, 10:32 pm
tongue piercings are so 1998
#30 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: August 7, 2008, 1:11 am
Ando, Well, if anyone is “orally fixated” on or with me, I can think of other ways I’d prefer them to show the fact! ;->
#31 Comment from Catherine
Time: August 7, 2008, 7:18 am
@Jaime
I have to agree… and total trailer trash!
#32 Comment from Catherine
Time: August 7, 2008, 7:19 am
@Sara Dane
sign me up! hahahaha
#33 Comment from Lucy
Time: August 7, 2008, 9:41 am
yei! im trailer trash XD and stuck in 1998!!
#34 Comment from mhkitty06
Time: August 7, 2008, 1:29 pm
From Wikipedia:
Tongue piercings are sometimes considered useful for oral $ex, but that’s certainly not the only reason people do it.
People with tongue piercings also say it’s especially good when kissing. Many like playing with their partner’s piercing jewelry when kissing and say it drives them crazy – in a good way. While a number of people get it to supposedly improve their “oral abilities”, it’s also often said to be an awkward piece of jewelry that more often just gets in the way. It has been said to act as weight training for the tongue!
#35 Comment from mhkitty06
Time: August 7, 2008, 1:30 pm
And also:
Medically speaking: Here are the 6 good Reasons Not To have your tongue pierced (see also ‘risks’ above this section):
. You may wind up with broken teeth! The majority of dental patients with pierced tongues wind up with chips, cracks or fractures in their front teeth.
. You may wind up needing Surgery Need for surgical correction of damage caused by rubbing tongue barbells.
. You can swallow it! The barbells can come un-screwed and wind up in a lung. The ball end should pass through harmlessly if swallowed. However the long part would carry the risk of lodging or causing internal tears in the intestine.
. Infection or worse! The mouth is moist and full of bacteria, and the tongue has major blood vessels ideal for spreading infection to the brain and elsewhere. This can disfigure or worse. There have been brain abscesses following tongue piercing.
. Bleeding. The tongue contains large blood vessels, and there can be trouble if one of them is perforated.
–D. Paul M.D – with a pierced tongue.
#36 Comment from moriyah
Time: August 7, 2008, 1:59 pm
@mhkitty06
Awesome.
#37 Comment from Acton
Time: August 7, 2008, 3:17 pm
“Tongue piercings are sometimes considered useful for oral $ex, but that’s certainly not the only reason people do it.”
O.O
No way
#38 Comment from Clio
Time: August 7, 2008, 8:04 pm
I have my tongue pierced and there’s nothing wrong with it. I took the precautions and knew what i was getting into. It’s also the fastest healing piercing and since the mouth has somewhat it’s own immune system it heals faster and is a lot cleaner than most piercings. And yeah there’s major blood vessels but if you go to an experienced piercer, they won’t hit it and there will be minor bleeding like all piercings. The barbells can unscrew but that’s for people who didn’t put it on tight enough, that’s just on them.
#39 Comment from Lucy
Time: August 7, 2008, 8:21 pm
And… if you use acrilic balls, they dont chip your teeth….
#40 Comment from Mandie
Time: August 7, 2008, 9:35 pm
this is pretty tame compared to the branding picture
#41 Comment from webwanderer
Time: August 8, 2008, 12:25 am
Imagine this:
Slowly waking up with a coffee and a sandwich … staring at a picture of a kitty tongue stud ………
I need a bucket!!
btw. Am i the only one NOT missing Darlene?
#42 Comment from Puppy
Time: August 8, 2008, 9:35 am
@mhkitty06: i was going to point out infection, but you did it better ^_^
@Mr. HKH: GET YOUR WIFE TO READ mhkitty06′s POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#43 Comment from Liz
Time: August 8, 2008, 11:47 am
@Clio
Well that’s a relief! Thanks for clearing that up for me!
#44 Comment from mhkitty06
Time: August 8, 2008, 12:13 pm
P.S. All:
It’s not just the balls that chip teeth, the barbells can do that too…
#45 Comment from Heilo Kitler
Time: August 8, 2008, 8:48 pm
Those who burn in Hello Kitty Hell are assigned all of these. Achtung!
#46 Comment from Indiana
Time: August 9, 2008, 8:43 pm
@webwanderer,
I KNOW! I don’t miss her! She was annoying. xD
#47 Comment from Tamichiko
Time: August 12, 2008, 9:03 pm
@webwanderer
I don’t think anybody here misses darlene, and neither do I.
She is a deranged lunatic who needs to be locked up in a windowless cell and the key needs to be destroyed and disposed of. Besides, the fact that the beeyatch constantly bullies Mr. HKH annoys the crap out of me. A REAL man basically doesn’t like Hello Kitty and Mr. HKH is that, A REAL MAN. Not only that, but NOT EVERYONE likes the evil feline, as darlene claims. This proves that she is dellusional and needs some serious psychiatric help. I don’t know a man who likes Hello Kitty.
If I were that crazy beeyatch I would take myself out of that Hello Kitty World of hers and go out and experience the REAL WORLD.
#48 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: August 13, 2008, 1:02 am
I’ve never seen the HK Anime (no-one bought a UK licence for it that I know of). What I hate is the cheap marketting tat. I enjoy the fan art and the chat here though.
#49 Comment from Liz
Time: August 15, 2008, 11:39 am
Go Tamichiko!
#50 Comment from Rei
Time: October 24, 2008, 12:17 am
Disgusting! Totally DISGUSTING!
That is SO NOT sexy! *shudders*
#51 Comment from Ciara
Time: October 25, 2008, 10:40 am
Thats so sexy x x x x x x
#52 Comment from Jeni
Time: November 13, 2008, 11:53 am
now that IS sexy.
i hate tounge peircings but that makes me wanna get one.
#53 Comment from EmoGirl
Time: January 11, 2009, 11:39 am
OhMyGoth!
can i buy one for my snakebite? xD
its soooo cute and Soo hot!
i just have to get one of thoes!
(i have the earings looks just like )
#54 Comment from sabree
Time: February 3, 2009, 9:43 am
I personally think it is adorable. ^_^
Even though i would never get one.
haha
#55 Comment from KiMBERlY
Time: April 4, 2009, 3:14 pm
i HAVE 13 HEllO kittY tONGUE RiNGS & lOVE tHEM. lOl :3
#56 Comment from sEf
Time: June 10, 2009, 12:53 pm
my tongue is pierced and I love it. (it has the most meaning to me than the 12 other man-made holes. and it hurt the least.)
my ex decided to get his done too, so i bought him (me!) a vibrating tongue bar. WIN. he sounded like he had swallowed a bumble bee.
all my studs are star shaped though. (I have one hk one but I generally don’t wear it. and it’s surrounded by squishy plastic so no teeth chipping.)
#57 Comment from Hello Kitty
Time: August 23, 2009, 6:07 am
I didn’t authorize this! Get me out of here!!!! NOW!!!
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#59 Comment from Lexy
Time: September 24, 2009, 11:32 am
i have my tongue done and everything and i totalyy got to find one of these
#60 Comment from natalie
Time: October 15, 2009, 11:39 pm
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE TO GET THAT TONGUE RING AT?? IT IS TOOOO CUTE ! I CANT FIND IT ANYWHERE.. ALL I FIND ARE UGLY ONES… SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME WEBSITES PLEASE?! THANNKSSS!!
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#62 Comment from Emma
Time: January 9, 2010, 10:28 am
OMG this is not rilhh
#63 Comment from rose marie
Time: January 23, 2010, 5:14 pm
omqee; thats so cute; where can you buy one; i want that so bad! <3
#64 Comment from stef
Time: February 27, 2010, 6:22 pm
i have a hello kitty nose ring;)
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