Archive for 'Hello Kitty Strange'
Hello Kitty Robomop
In Hello Kitty Hell one would imagine that it couldn’t get worse than having Hello Kitty on every shelf constantly staring back at you in your home, but then that would be once again underestimating the evil feline. Now I have to constantly watch where I walk so that I don’t trip over my wife’s […]
Posted: May 6th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Appliances, Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 28
Hello Kitty Guts
When things like this arrive in my mailbox, I know that it’s going to be a Hello Kitty Hell week that will not go well. It’s bad enough that I have Hello Kitty living all around me, but the thought just got a whole lot worse - Hello Kitty may actually be living inside me […]
Posted: May 5th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Health, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 25
Hello Kitty Forehead Tattoo
Getting a Hello Kitty tattoo is bad, getting on right smack front and center of your forehead pretty much assures that you have - how should I say this diplomatically - lost your damn mind (my theory is that Sanrio has invented a Hello Kitty virus that makes people do things like this…):
Posted: May 2nd, 2008 under Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Tattoo.
Comments: 37
Hello Kitty Balzac Japanese Horror Punk Rock Band
If you had any doubt that no place was safe from the claws of Hello Kitty, that doubt may now be put to rest. Hello Kitty has managed to wriggle her way into a lot of places she isn’t wanted, but I figured there were a few places that would never take to her - […]
Posted: May 1st, 2008 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Music, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 23
Hello Kitty Blood Pressure Gauge
You know that Hello Kitty has Hello Kittified almost everything when Sanrio starts to place the evil feline on things that you can’t even pronounce like the Hello Kitty aneroid sphygmomanometer:
Posted: April 30th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Health, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 33
Hello Kitty Scar
There are some things that arrive in my mailbox that are so out of bounds that I assume that it is a single crazy Hello Kitty fanatic that would do something like that. Take for example, Hello Kitty scarification. While the fact that anyone would do that in the first place is beyond comprehension, being […]
Posted: April 29th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Tattoo.
Comments: 60
Hello Kitty Pedicab
There are certain things that should never be created, and Hello Kitty has more than her fair share of them. You can add the Hello Kitty pedicab to the list:
Posted: April 23rd, 2008 under Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Vehicle.
Comments: 25
Hello Kitty Vogue
Just to prove (as if this was something that we really needed) that things can always get worse with Hello Kitty, Japan Vogue has announced the Hello Kitty will be on the cover of the June magazine and will be feature in a photo spread wearing the latest autumn/winter designs from Dior:
Posted: April 21st, 2008 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 27
Hello Kitty Cocaine
You knew that it was merely a matter of time. Was there really any doubt that we would eventually confirm that Hello Kitty is dealing cocaine?
Posted: April 17th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 44
Hello Kitty Sexy Nightmare 2
I knew I had another Hello Kitty Hellish day coming when I opened up my email this morning. We already have established that the mixture of Hello Kitty and anything sexy is bound to produce something that is horror movie nightmarish and no matter how hard people try, Hello Kitty doesn’t make you hot and […]
Posted: April 9th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 40
