Hello Kitty Low Rise Men’s Underwear
It’s always more than a bit scary when I open my emails with Hello Kitty photos attached because there can be something like the Hello Kitty low rise men’s underwear
Of course, even worse than seeing something like this is having to listen to my wife’s reaction to it. “Oh, those are soooo cute! You know, we really should get them and then take a photo!”
It is times like this when it actually helps to have lived in Hello Kitty Hell for a long period of time because instead of sitting there with a blank stare of unbelieving incomprehension at what the Hello Kitty fanatic had just said (which will ultimate lead to further Hello Kitty Hell doom down the road), you are able to actually translate what has just been said into language that normal people can comprehend.
In this case: “I have been a Hello Kitty fanatic so long that I fail to realize that a middle aged man with a beer gut in tight Hello Kitty underwear is not something cute, but something that could get him arrested and sent to jail for a long period of time. Even with this blind spot to my senses, I do know if I can get a photo of him in said underwear that it will be perfect blackmail material that will guarantee that I get any Hello Kitty item I want for the next 10 years.”
It’s not going to be a pretty sight when these arrive and it will certainly mean that new depths of Hello Kitty Hell will be reached…
Sent in by Hayley who should have to see all her men wear these monstrosities everyday for the rest of her life for thinking for even a second that sending me this photo could produce anything positive in the world…
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Posted: March 3rd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex.
Comments: 194
Huh…. well HK really does go everywhere and now she can go up mens butts!
Was that too much? Maybe I should have held back a little….
Hilarious XD
WHAIR R MAI UPDATES, BITCH?
In response to Comment from darlene made here on Mar03-2009/6:10am:
WOW….! Yikes darlene….tone it down a bit huh. Take a breath, and get a grip! Are you this confrontational in your personal life, or just in “post/blog life”? Your husband is probably too afraid of you to wear these… even if HE wanted to!
UPDATE!
Seriously, I want these. I could totally rock them! I really want to know where to buy them, man.
RIP Hello Kitty Hell..
we’ll miss you
very sexy it for sur would turn mi on hahahahahahahahahahaha!!$$
I’m not gay.
I am male.
I look nothing like the model.
I do tend to prefer tight underwear.
I like HK.
I would buy these.
I would wear these.
I’d wear under trousers/shorts and no-one would know or think to question my sexuality.
Is this how it ends? With men’s underwear? I hope not.
WTF is up with HKH….
Maybe he’s dead?
Where’s the new stuff??????
Um, correct me if I’m wrong, but “Darlene” gives off the strong and unmistakable oder of parody-troll.
And those underwear are perfect!
If you’re a stripper.
He is still around. He recently responded to a question in his FAQ.
ROTFLASTC – underware to be chased by the dogs on the street…
That’s so sick…
Ha!…so Hello Kitty finally won!!!!
@ Hittycolin67
Seems that way.
This is getting really ridiculess overwise.
Where can I order these? Gag gift for a teenage son.
Ok so he looks vedy nice in these but um i think you have ti be tan and masculine to wear these. Hell Im a chick and i would wear this to bed lol;)
I am a happily married man and I would buy these for myself. My wife, who is a Chinese, and I enjoy wearing matching Hello Kitty apparel together. When we married, I decided to learn to like the things my wife liked. The interesting thing is that I came to LOVE Hello Kitty. We are not some kind of dominatrix couple or anything like that, just regular every folks. I am confident in my manhood. Hello Kitty with us is just cute love.
Cat Scratch Fever? Let’s hope not.
This is a but crack accident in the making.
ps mr. HkH I perfer to do my Kittification at Sario or Target, I would never wear this.
Where can you buy them?
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
I Want these SO BAD!!!!!
oh come on please please please tell me where to find these? I’m not bothering any straight women, can you email me where to get these? I would be incredibly happy to know!!!
Responding to darlene. If you are so tired, why are you reading this blog? Go to bed and whine there instead of here where it bothers everyone else. Men do not wear Hello Kitty underwear, because if they do there is nothing masculine left about men, so they cannot even feel masculine. Hello Kitty is horrid on it’s own, but clothes are just an abomination. No one in his right mind would wear something like that. It’s just common sense, your argument is a useless rant about something that you like, but you clearly have no sense of fashion.
my b/f likes hello kitty and he has a hot back and ass like that , i am wondering if a guy likes hello would they mind a gift like this , cause i want to give it
haha… me and my mom are hello kitty lover , but i still surprised with this … hahaha… it’s a big … ugh…. i don’t realized that (maybe) my father had the same felling as yours …. they keep on buying me hello kitty products since i was a little girl… although your blog is a little bit wiered .. ( i think if you hate hello kitty ,then you should just leave it away ) i still enjoy reading it …
If you have an entire site devoted to how much you hate your wife’s hobby, then why did you marry her in the first place?
Ooh Im so turned on.
My husband has totally given in. When he saw them he just sighed and said “I guess I’ll have to wear those at some point.”
He could be so agreeable just because I can’t seem to find my camera *anywhere*
where can i buy these
oh my goodness i love these!!! where can i find it please???
Does anyone know where I can buy them???
where to get them from? i actually want to get one of those ! please reply to my email !
I want to buy a pair (women’s style) just so I can rub my butt in her face (i’d have to wear them inside out but it’d be worth it) and that’s what I thought when I saw these. Also, let her take a photo, because once she sees it she’ll realize how anti-cute that would be.
This is so haliours.If I see it again I’ll poop in my pants.
uuuuuuuu so cute!!!!
where can i find them????
please!!!
On ebay some Chinese outfit was trying to sell a knock off version, the listing as been removed.
hmm so where can we get these?? i read in you blog that your gonna tell us where to get this stuff.
pleasee
may be “Hayley” likes Hello Kitty. Ever think of that
they are made by the manufacturer “BeFierce”, and appear to not be a current model. BeFierce underwear seem to range from $25 (rare) to $100 or more. try a simple google-search for “BeFeirce” underwear and you’ll see cuts and styles exactly like these (but NOT the hello kitty unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on how you look at it).
LOLOLOLOL.
Hello
I was wondering where can i buy those for my boyfriend?Any internet store that ships to Europe?
mmmm……banana hammock….
@STACInotSCENE : if that man has a boner…it’s a pretty small boner. >_>
*HaHAHA!!*
This entire site is a ball of laughs!! I use to be Hello Kitty crazy also. I bought things and kept them hidden away on displays, never to be touched or used. That’s just too insane for my life now.
I will however agree with you about the men’s hello kitty Low rise briefs….
The only men who should be wearing those are a feminine man, gay men and maybe sexually confused men. I don’t think any guy who’s testicles have dropped would step foot in low rise briefs let alone low rise hello kitty ones!! *haha* Most guys who wear their pants low want to show their boxers/briefs, the waistband, whatever.
Sorry you have to live in Hello Kitty Hell man. Was it something that progressed over time or you knew from the get go?
Thats just too F-ing funny
People, a guy doesn’t feel “their manliness is threatened” by Hello Kitty underwear, it IS just plain awkward for a man to wear TIGHT, LOW RISE UNDERWEAR with a kitty on them that little girls have on their pillowcases. You catch my drift?
Lmao!
ok i think these are funny as hell. I dont mind them on a hot guy as a funny thing but like the blogger said on someone with a beer belly i think i’d puke