Hello Kitty Plant
The full extent of the Hello Kitty Hellish nightmare that my wife is imagining for our next house is coming into full view. She already has her sights set on a Hello Kitty brick house, and thinks that landscaping the yard with Hello Kitty bushes would add the perfect touch:
The only positive that I can see from something like this is that we would never have to decorate our house at Halloween. In fact, we would save money on candy as no sane child would be willing to wander through the Hello Kitty landscape and risk years of trauma that it would inevitably produce.
I would never wish that a new Hello Kitty product be produced, but if I do one day have to deal with something like this in front of my house, I might make an exception for a Hello Kitty chainsaw. I could then reduce the evil feline to what she undoubtedly would deserve to become — Hello Kitty yard waste. Of course, that would leave me on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag for an indeterminate amount of time, but it might be a sacrifice that has to be made…
Sent in by spiritualkitty who should have to live in close proximity with one of these Hello Kitty plants grown from poison ivy as punishment for helping my wife to imagine making my current Hello Kitty Hell that much hotter…
Posted: August 14th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 20
Comments
Comment from Indiana
Time: August 14, 2009, 12:45 am
wow.
You got to be freakin kidding me…
Comment from Indigo
Time: August 14, 2009, 1:09 am
Even for HK, that thing is seriously butt-ugly. I feel bad for the plant, having to bear the evil feline’s likeness.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: August 14, 2009, 1:37 am
They’re cheating with the bow-tie, eyes and nose; real topiary does not need to be accessorised like that.
Comment from Marlene
Time: August 14, 2009, 2:06 am
The fact that you would use a chainsaw on an innocent bush that makes the world a little bit greener just proves how the evil one is you and not Hello Kitty.
Darlene has been telling you this for so long, but you never listen to the voice of reason, because your heart is so full of hate.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: August 14, 2009, 3:30 am
Actually, Marlene has a point. All you need to do to get rid of an ugly piece of topiary is not trim it for a year or 2.
Comment from Nndaia
Time: August 14, 2009, 4:15 am
That involves waiting a year or 2. Could you handle that?
Comment from John
Time: August 14, 2009, 4:54 am
I LOVE this blog! You’re hilarious, man!
What really cracks me up are the comments, the rabid HK-lovers are…well…rabid. Haha.
Good luck with finding that Hello Kitty chainsaw!
Comment from jac
Time: August 14, 2009, 6:33 am
I admit that I have a couple of useful Hello Kitty items (i.e. a toaster, purse, etc.) but every Hello Kitty item I have was given to me as a gift. Maybe you should give her some more lovin’ to take her mind off of her unhealthy obsession. What a waste of money…
Comment from NoAdditives
Time: August 14, 2009, 1:03 pm
Don’t you mean “sights” instead of “sites”? A “site” is a place.
Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: August 14, 2009, 1:29 pm
corrected 
Comment from Leah
Time: August 14, 2009, 3:28 pm
Okay, I’m a pretty huge hello kitty fan myself.. but your wife needs to know her limits haha.
Comment from danigirl
Time: August 14, 2009, 4:17 pm
yikes
Comment from Gail
Time: August 14, 2009, 8:49 pm
This is kind of cute, and at least it’s a plant, which helps the air…or something
Comment from acton
Time: August 14, 2009, 9:12 pm
It is just a Hello Kitty fake plant or I think it a fake. It would be nice if it was a real bush. One thing that does bother me is why the gaudy pink styles as in this case the pedestal. A more minimalist approach would complement the plant. I guess this something about Japan’s culture of Kawaii.
I trim a Hello Kitty Bonsai bush in your direction.
Comment from That Guy
Time: August 14, 2009, 9:37 pm
Well, there is one plus. A living plant can be killed, without the chainsaw, resulting in a dead kitty bush.
But it would still be the kitty. just dead. which is maybe only slightly better….
Comment from Hana
Time: August 14, 2009, 9:58 pm
I bet this plant actually breathes out concentrated amounts of carbon monoxide.
Comment from Kitten
Time: August 17, 2009, 12:51 pm
Um, dont kill the poor little bush!
Just rip off the eyes and the nose and the bow, and trim a little and there u go! a perfect bush!
I think Marlene is Darlene, but that’s kinda obvious cuz “darlene” hasnt been ranting on about this one yet, or has she…*shifty eyes*
Comment from Liz
Time: August 18, 2009, 8:31 pm
Aw, man! It’s a plant, which makes it green and good for the planet, but it’s a freaky cartoon character, which I hate!
Comment from Lynn
Time: August 26, 2009, 11:51 am
Sheesh… !
Comment from Melody
Time: October 27, 2009, 2:25 pm
Are you kidding me? I love Hello Kitty, but that is too freakin’ much.
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