Hello Kitty Sandwich
I hate it when Hello Kitty photos ends up in my email box, but they always take on a bit more severity when that photo is of Hello Kitty food. Case in point, the Hello Kitty sandwich:
Now many people that do not live in Hello Kitty Hell are looking at this and saying to themselves that on the scale of Hello Kitty Hellishness, there is far worse Hello Kitty crap that has appeared on this blog. What they fail to understand is that it’s often these seemingly benign images of the evil feline that wreak the most damage.
My wife loves this idea of a Hello Kitty sandwich and that is always a bad sign of what is to come. While those of you viewing this blog only have to see this one photo, it has now been ordained by the evil feline that this is exactly what will be staring back at me for the next month when I go to eat my lunch. Just one more thing to deepen the depths of Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by tanya (via Funky Lunch) who should be forced to eat Hello Kitty sandwiches for the rest of the year as her only nutrition as punishment for ever thinking that sending something like this to me would produce anything positive…
Update: Not surprisingly, some of the other Hello Kitty fanatics had to try and make my life even more of a Hello Kitty Hell and send me their own versions:
Sent in by alissa
Posted: August 15th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Food.
Comments: 32
Comments
Comment from suzanne
Time: August 15, 2009, 12:23 am
have you ever tried a hunger strike?
Comment from Jacob’s Mom
Time: August 15, 2009, 12:24 am
I like Hello Kitty, but this is too much! Qvc has nice Hello Kitty Jewerly you should post some…..
Comment from random
Time: August 15, 2009, 12:31 am
i’m pretty excited to try and make my own 
Comment from Madame Pika
Time: August 15, 2009, 5:02 am
I think I’ve already read about this. It was part of a thingy to make kids eat sandwiches.
Comment from pldfk
Time: August 15, 2009, 6:33 am
Have you ever considered making your own lunch?
I have a 5 year old daughter and may make this for her lunch at some point. She likes Hello Kitty, but I could not call her a fanatic. She seems perfectly happy with the few kitty items she already owns.
Comment from s
Time: August 15, 2009, 7:20 am
I’ll eat it, if it’s a blt.
Comment from Babsiegirl
Time: August 15, 2009, 8:22 am
Well, my 5 yo daughter just got a HK lunchbox, and I think this would be the perfect sandwich for her first day of Kindergarten. My husband thought it was cute. Then again, my husband isn’t innundated with a nonstop barrage of HK licensed merchandise.
Comment from Kitty
Time: August 15, 2009, 10:45 am
Bloody fantastic for kids. And there it should stop for the sanity of mankind. Mr HKH i can arrange for a hitsquad if you want?
Comment from Tragic
Time: August 15, 2009, 12:30 pm
I know what I’m making for supper tonight..
My three year old will looooove this!
Afterward she’ll brush her teeth with her hello kitty toothbrush and then fall asleep clutching her hello kitty plushie.
Thanks for the inspiration!
Comment from elg3
Time: August 15, 2009, 12:35 pm
Jeez, maybe it’s the fact that the demonic creators of HK are Japanese making my thoughts jump this way, but I thought it was an HK-shaped California roll or something at first …
Uh-oh … Hope none of the fanatics heard that suggestion of HK sushi … You might see a whole bento box full of little kitty faces if they can find a skilled roller!
Comment from Min
Time: August 15, 2009, 2:03 pm
What you mean like this?
http://www.kittyhell.com/2008/08/08/hello-kitty-sushi/
Cute sandwich!
Comment from Sarah
Time: August 15, 2009, 3:42 pm
If they can make a hello kitty sandwhich then I want to see a Mr. T sandwhich.
Comment from kittyluv
Time: August 15, 2009, 5:06 pm
If you hate Hello Kitty items then why don’t you sell all your wife’s Hello Kitty items on eBay before she can even get the chance to beat whoever’s greatful job it is to load these onto a truck? I’d be glad to buy some of that stuff.
Comment from Babsiegirl
Time: August 15, 2009, 6:02 pm
Oh, no! I clicked on the HK sushi, and my little girl is begging for some of that, even more than the sandwich.
Comment from Hana
Time: August 15, 2009, 6:09 pm
Hey, think about it. You get to gnaw on HK’s face until she disappears.
At least hope it has a good taste, though I imagine the feline automatically degrades even the most amazing sandwiches. It’s a shame.
This is a day of mourning for all sandwich lovers like myself.
Comment from Fanboy Wife
Time: August 15, 2009, 10:02 pm
Hana has the right idea. I thought eating Hello Kitty is a little sadistic – it’s like the people that make cakes that look like human babies for baby showers. It’s very creepy.
Comment from acton
Time: August 15, 2009, 11:36 pm
It could be worst it could be a Pankunchi sandwich. There something about anthropomorphized food that creeps me out.
I make a Hello Kitty Ham on Rye in your direction
Comment from kittyluv
Time: August 16, 2009, 6:10 pm
Honestly, I feel REALLY sorry for the people here who hide behind their screen names and say how ‘evil’ a mouthless cartoon character is because some pathetic guy who hates Hello Kitty so much he won’t take control and sell the hello kitty items. Just because there are a lot of items that have Hello Kitty on them doesn’t mean she’s ‘evil.’
Comment from Prager
Time: August 17, 2009, 9:22 am
Ever notice how the most vitriolic hatred, derision and plain mean-spiritedness (by volume) flows not from Mr. HKH, nor from the anti-kitty commentators but from the committed HK fans who come and read this blog? How precisely do you, kittyluv, justify your actions to your inanimate feline mistress every night?
To the HK fans out there: just for fun, Google, “I hate Mickey Mouse”, and see what comes up… Now do the same thing for “I hate Hello Kitty”. Wonder why there are so many more websites dedicated to dislike for the cat?
Y’see, before he became a cash cow, Mickey Mouse was merely a fictional character, the star of hundreds of cartoons. Before she became a cash cow, Hello kitty was… Nothing. Hello kitty started as a logo with no agenda, no desire for peace and happiness… Hello kitty was a cute drawing to put on products in a crass commercial move to corner the market for cute crap. Don’t believe me? Google for the history of Hello Kitty…
Does it make you feel any different knowing that you are obsessed over the Japanese equivalent of Tony the Tiger?
(The only difference being that Tony sells something specific…)
Comment from Tatermouse
Time: August 17, 2009, 10:29 am
At least you can gnaw on her head. Bonus if there’s ketchup.
Comment from Kitten
Time: August 17, 2009, 12:58 pm
Haha! actually, it’s kinda cute, I would eat it.
Comment from Kisa
Time: August 17, 2009, 5:09 pm
That’s..
well..
why would you want to eat what appears to be watermelon rind on your sandwich just to make it cute? I could do better with far more tasty things.
Comment from Harold Clark
Time: August 18, 2009, 12:01 pm
Great Kids meal & congrats on having such a HOT and RICH wife as those are the ONLY 2 reasons why ANYONE would put up with THAT much “Hello Kitty” in their life. Your wife seems to be as much into Hello Kitty as Foster Brooks & Jim Bacchus were into booze! if it makes her happy, its great, but there is such a thing as MODERATION……..
Comment from Kitten
Time: August 18, 2009, 2:13 pm
I thought it was cucumber…
Comment from Liz
Time: August 18, 2009, 8:30 pm
That doesn’t look all that healthy…
Comment from Spica
Time: August 19, 2009, 8:31 am
The only thing I can think of when I look at this if you make this often. The best thing to do is to save the parts you cut off to make a bread pudding.
Comment from Tanya
Time: August 20, 2009, 2:05 pm
I`m sorry mate. saw it, thought of you, couldnt resist.
Comment from Aisling
Time: August 20, 2009, 3:34 pm
That is the sandwich of someone with WAAAAY too much time on their hands….
Comment from drscanlon
Time: August 20, 2009, 10:22 pm
I would make that for my boyfriend if I was really upset at him over something.
It would be awesome punishment!!
Comment from Emily
Time: September 13, 2009, 4:16 am
yuck. Though I guess you could cut up the sandwhich, and eat it like some kind f dinosaur, ripping the evil feline whisker from eyeball in a flurry of crumbs and dead kitty.
Comment from Min
Time: September 13, 2009, 9:19 am
LOL. That second one needs a little more practice. I’m still trying to perfect my Hello Kitty cappuccino.
Comment from Cindi
Time: September 22, 2009, 10:26 pm
HK food is something I won’t touch personally. But if it is on your plate, at least you could think about tearing it limb to limb.
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