Archive for 'Hello Kitty Food'
Hello Kitty Sandwich Bag Mod – Fellow Kitty
What happens if you are a male in a Hello Kitty dominated family? You get stuck having to use things covered with the evil feline through no fault of your own which can be especially traumatizing when you are only in the third grade. Even when the Hello Kitty fanatics try to edit it to [...]
Posted: November 4th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: none
Hello Kitty Gumball Machine
I’ve seen a number of Hello Kitty gumball machines through the years and my wife always insist in getting a gumball out of them as if a Hello Kitty gumball machine will somehow make the gumball taste any better. I, on the other hand, simply see Hello Kitty gumball machines as a way for the [...]
Posted: November 4th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: 2
Hello Kitty Nori Cutter
My wife absolutely loves her mini collection of Hello Kitty nori (seaweed) cutters and uses them way too often. What they mean for me is that the evil feline ends up staring back at me on virtually every meal that I’m served and there is nothing that will ruin a meal faster than having Hello [...]
Posted: October 11th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: 6
Hello Kitty Weekly Photo Dump
Here’s this week’s Hello Kitty photo dump of photos sent in that didn’t make the front page of this blog:
Hello Kitty Uterus Plush
Hello Kitty Guitar Meow!
Hello Kitty Jelly Belly Jelly Beans
Hello Kitty Cat Litter
Hello Kitty Asics Shoes
Hello Kitty MP3 Player
And a few photo post updates:
Hello Kitty Darth Vader
Hello Kitty Coffee Maker
Hello Kitty Computer Keyboard
Hello Kitty [...]
Posted: September 19th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Appliances, Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Music, Hello Kitty Pets, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Tattoo, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 2
Hello Kitty Worst of and Weekly Photo Dump
I received the following question in my email the other day:
What are the worst Hello Kitty products out there?
“Everything?” would be my immediate response. That being said, many of the things that I personally find horrifying never seemed to raise much of a ruckus among the readers here and the Hello Kitty fanatics — well, [...]
Posted: September 12th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Computers, Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Drinks, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Pets, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Vehicle.
Comments: 20
Hello Kitty Bee Hive
There is something about animals that know when they have been wronged. Just take a look at these cats and you know they are going to be seeking revenge on their owner the first chance that they get. So anyone that thought it would be a good idea to build a Hello Kitty bee hive [...]
Posted: September 8th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Pets, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 13
Hello Kitty Toaster
I have absolutely no idea why the Hello Kitty toaster is such a popular appliance with Hello Kitty fanatics (quit sending photos of it to me!). There really is nothing that’s more dreadful than having Hello Kitty staring back at you in the morning when you still aren’t awake, especially when it is accompanied by [...]
Posted: September 7th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Appliances, Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Gadgets.
Comments: 33
Hello Kitty Spam Sushi
There are certainly enough Hello Kitty goods to make anyone instantly say wtf. In fact, they are so plentiful that most people would assume that Hello Kitty must have exhausted her wtf quota, but this assumption would leave you sorely mistaken. There really isn’t any other way to react to the fact that Hello Kitty [...]
Posted: August 27th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 38
Hello Kitty Sandwich
I hate it when Hello Kitty photos ends up in my email box, but they always take on a bit more severity when that photo is of Hello Kitty food. Case in point, the Hello Kitty sandwich:
Posted: August 15th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Food.
Comments: 32
Hello Kitty Jello
I try to avoid showing any Hello Kitty food to my wife because when photos of it end up in my email, three incredibly tortuous things happen. It goes without saying that I have to hear about how cute the Hello Kitty food item is for the next week. During that time I’m under constant [...]
Posted: July 27th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 29
Hello Kitty Canned Ramen
When it comes to Hello Kitty food, one would logically conclude that it really couldn’t get much worse than Hello Kitty instant ramen, but of course this assumption would be coming from someone that doesn’t really know the evil feline. Not satisfied with only the freeze dry ramen noodle market, Hello Kitty has branched off [...]
Posted: June 4th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 37
Hello Kitty Death Cake
Not that I would ever wish for any kind of Hello Kitty cake to be presented to me, but if I had to have one, this would come close to being the best that I could hope for:
Posted: January 6th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Food.
Comments: 42
Hello Kitty Zombie Bento
I’m not sure what it is with the Hello Kitty Zombie combination, but since they have already appeared together as cakes and tattoos, I guess it really should be no surprise to find a Hello Kitty zombie bento:
Posted: October 30th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Holiday, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 24
Hello Kitty Colon
If you just read the title of this post, you probably had your heart skip a beat. While it’s not quite that bad and is safe for work, it’s still definitely Hello Kitty Hellish. Not that Hello Kitty really needs anything to go with the Hello Kitty guts, but since the Japanese like to brand [...]
Posted: September 8th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 54
Hello Kitty Sushi
I know it’s going to be an extra special Hello Kitty Hell day when my wife comes into the room with a bright, shining smile and announces that Hello Kitty sushi (which pretty much ranks up there on the nausea scale with Hello Kitty bento) will be something I should be looking forward to trying [...]
Posted: August 8th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 49
Hello Kitty Zombie Cake
It is quite disturbing when I find out that things on this blog are the inspiration for creating even more Hello Kitty crap. Take, for example, this Hello Kitty zombie cake:
Posted: July 15th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 69
Hello Kitty Candy
When you live in Hello Kitty Hell, you have to grab onto the smallest things to maintain your sanity…things like this Hello Kitty candy:
There is really nothing special about Hello Kitty candy and the evil feline has adopted making the sweet and sugary substance in her image in countless ways. That being said, I particularly [...]
Posted: June 28th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Food.
Comments: 23
Hello Kitty Ice-Cream
It should be no surprise that Hello Kitty will Kittify anything sweet since there are already confectionery shops devoted to the evil feline. So I really should have been more prepared when the Hello Kitty ice-cream arrived at our house the other day:
Posted: May 28th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Food.
Comments: 70
Hello Kitty Build A Cake
If you live in Hello Kitty Hell, eBay is by far the worst website ever invented. Not only did it make my entire Hello Kitty Hell possible, but it constantly brings more of the evil feline to my door on a daily basis such as this Hello Kitty build a cake set:
Posted: April 10th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Food.
Comments: 56
Hello Kitty Lunch Bags
It’s bad enough that my wife ends up making me Hello Kitty bentos for my lunch when I go out, but now when they aren’t wrapped in Hello Kitty handkerchiefs, I have to carry them in Hello Kitty lunch bags.
Posted: March 12th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Food.
Comments: 41
