Hello Kitty Steering Wheel
My wife has already pimped out our car with a Hello Kitty steering wheel cover which I assumed was as bad as the steering wheel area was going to get, but that was before the Hello Kitty steering wheel mod landed in my email box:
My wife took one look at the mod and squealed in delight, “I want one of those for our car!” I, on the other hand, immediately thought about what would happen if I ever got into a car wreck with that steering wheel. Either it would penetrate into your chest doing a reverse Alien act, but still having “He died with Hello Kitty in his heart” written across the Hello Kitty tombstone, or a permanent Hello Kitty bruise splattered across my chest. Either way, it wouldn’t be a positive addition to Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by a Pauline (via zzkang’s photoblog) who should have to endure unbearable pain and suffering as punishment for ever thinking that sending this to me and putting the idea into my wife’s head could ever be a good idea…
Posted: September 15th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Vehicle.
Comments: 17
Comments
Comment from HKGuy
Time: September 15, 2009, 12:41 am
I love that steering wheel. You better get that FAQ ready for all the people who ask where to get it, LOL
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: September 15, 2009, 12:57 am
Is it just me, or does that gear shift kn0b look to be shaped like another sort of kn0b entirely?
Comment from Samantha
Time: September 15, 2009, 3:17 am
To kitteh: Thank god I wasn’t the only one to notice that. I thought it was only my mind that worked in *ahem* “mysterious” ways.
On another note, perhaps it’s the angle in which the photo was taken but that steering wheel looks decidedly evil. It actually looks abit like one of those clowns you might find in a horror movie. Seriously, look at it.
Comment from Jonathan Playerzon Jogos
Time: September 15, 2009, 4:41 am
actually you can’t drive this car, this car can drive you….. crazy
Comment from Rhianimator
Time: September 15, 2009, 6:16 am
I’m not seeing any room for an airbag there. Just how is this thing safe at all? And that pink shift knob… O.o
That has to be distracting.
Comment from Min
Time: September 15, 2009, 10:04 am
LOL, I have to admit I thought exactly the same about the gear shifter! 
Comment from Babsiegirl
Time: September 15, 2009, 10:41 am
It’s craptacular!
Comment from Lynn
Time: September 15, 2009, 12:15 pm
Ewww…that looks like it was hosed down with Pepto Bismol !
Comment from darlene
Time: September 15, 2009, 5:39 pm
You really have a sick mind. Why are you so paranoid that Hello Kitty is out to kill you? Hello Kitty is about love and happiness. Thinking that Hello Kitty is bad at all is ridiculous and anyone that could believe that can’t be trusted.
Being able to hold Hello Kitty while you drive would give you the confidence and support to be a better driver. Are you saying that you don’t support good driving habits? Do you want everyone to be a bad driver? Your arguments never make sense and that is why nobody can trust anything that you write!
Comment from DrkPrnzezz
Time: September 15, 2009, 11:44 pm
As much as I love hello kitty… I think that draws the limit line for me. No thank u on this one. There is a point where there is TOO much Hello kitty in a car
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: September 16, 2009, 12:58 am
As darlene finally goes from the “merely unhinged “to the “positively dangerous”!!!…
As far as I can see there is no way you could hold that “steering wheel” properly, or turn it smoothly. It goes against the grain to ask for another photo of something so “official HK product” looking, but I’d like to confirm that the rim is actually several inches wide either side of the “eyeholes”, and that it has “ears” and a “bow” interupting the top semi-circle.
Comment from Liz
Time: September 19, 2009, 7:50 pm
It looks like the inside of a deranged transformer.
Comment from Mandarin Kitten
Time: September 20, 2009, 3:46 pm
That doesn’t look like HK at all!
But the whole car looks pink @_@
Comment from Cindy
Time: September 22, 2009, 8:47 pm
man, just crush that car. crush it
Comment from danigirl
Time: September 23, 2009, 1:15 am
AHHH BURN IT!!! SEND IT TO HELL!!!!
Comment from Colman
Time: October 14, 2009, 2:55 pm
my daughter is just starting to drive and she wants floor mats and steering wheel cover. where can i get them for her
Comment from Pauline
Time: November 20, 2009, 1:07 am
xDDDDD I busted out laughing when I read the part about how I should suffer. (And yeah, this is the same Pauline who sent it in. Unless another Pauline just so happened to send in the same photo on the same website to the same blog. Which would be amusing.) I didn’t even think of what your wife might think of it. Good luck with that.
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