Hello Kitty Ultimate Cage Fighting

One would imagine that there would be certain sports where Hello Kitty, no matter how hard she tried, would never be accepted. Of course, that would once again greatly underestimating the evil feline and her quest to put her face absolutely every where. For those of you who still doubt, here is the Hello Kitty extreme cage fighter:

hello kitty cage fighting

Much like the Hello Kitty men’s underwear (and the various other frightening variations), this photo is a disaster for any male that has a Hello Kitty fanatic in his life. My wife took one look at this photo and demanded to know, for the millionth time, why I am so against wearing Hello Kitty clothing. She should already know better.

Hello Kitty x aging men with beer bellies does not make an attractive photo opportunity (although it certainly does provide ample blackmail material so that she is guaranteed to get anything Hello Kitty she wants for the rest of her life simply by threatening to release the photos onto the Internet). Imagine of your dad wearing that outfit (ohhh, sorry about that — my bad. I should have told you to go to the bathroom or at least get a trash can handy) and you should pretty much agree that it is just wrong in so many ways. The fact that my wife refuses to acknowledge this obvious reality ensures that I remain painfully in the deepest depths of Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Cathy who should have to watch all her loved ones fight this guy (I would say her, but from the sound of her email to me about how sexy this guy is, she would undoubtedly enjoy being in a ring with him herself) as punishment for ever thinking that sending this to me would result in anything good…

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25 Responses to Hello Kitty Ultimate Cage Fighting

  1. Stareyes says:

    Ok is this photo for real ?

  2. Kat says:

    Omg if this is real, I want to find out that fighter’s name.

  3. Way kewl! Wicked awesome! :D Hello Kitty Rules!!

    September Meadows
    Yakima, WA USA

  4. The Doctor says:

    There is someone who fears nothing. And looks equipped to prove it.

  5. Acton says:

    looks like a poorly done photo shop and you fell for it MR. HKH.
    ps I sport a Hello Kitty Backpack but no clothing.

  6. Cam says:

    No, it’s real. The wrinkles match when you view the full size picture.

    All I can say is, grow up, Japan…

  7. SHEENA says:

    Looks photoshopped to me. lol

  8. Sarah says:

    I think they should make an exception to that “no hits below the belt” rule just this once.

  9. Kitteh!! says:

    I don’t think there is a “no blows below the belt” rule in “ultimate fighting”, is there? In which case I’m thinking “target”!!

  10. Diane says:

    If this is for real no one takes him serious! I hope it is photoshopped just for the fact he is a guy and it shouldn’t be.

  11. darlene 12 says:

    now heres a real man wearing hello kitty and not afraid to show it off. hello kitty is for everyone whether you are strong or not. you mr. hkh are ashamed of yourself. you are nothing like him.

  12. Harriet says:

    all I can say is LOL

  13. Lisey says:

    My impression is that he must a) be very confident in his masculinity to be able to wear this and b) take it seriously to get a good-luck present from his gf or sister.

  14. Min says:

    Oooh he’s fit. Thank you Mr HKH. :-)

  15. Dave says:

    This says I’m hard as nails, and I’m not afraid of anything

  16. wierdsquirrlegirl says:

    Hi, I’m back. First thing that hit me when I saw this was where the Hello Kitty was. Of all the places! Does this even need to be made fun of?

    @ Darlene, do you ever read what you write after typing? Seriously, do you? ?

  17. Kyonshi says:

    As the picture was loading my random thought pattern was as follows… ;
    1) Oh, cute guy..
    2) Ooh, nice muscle toning on the arms…
    3) Oooh, nice abs…

    Seriously, I like my men a bit more.. macho -_- I don’t need the abs, I don’t need the arm muscles.. I’d prefer at least if I could think of a guy as cute tho, but damn, please leave the man some dignity and “manliness” X_x

    Oh, and btw, I think Darlene 12 is a fake one! *lol*

  18. lele says:

    You said you dont like hello kitty but your advertising it on your site…ummmm what?

  19. Kitteh!! says:

    The ad on the right (J-List) is for Mrs HKH’s sales company I think.

  20. xmny says:

    Mmm hello kitty, wait MMM hot guy !

  21. Mandarin Kitten says:

    That may be wrong, but damn he’s hot!

  22. Rikard says:

    UCF is pretty gay. Gay in the hot guys grappeling in a sweaty hyper masculine porn sense. I love it and he is very hot.

  23. sealinewuman says:

    And this is why Asian men totally ROCK!!! Sidebar…..I actually wouldn’t mind being in the ring with him, I’d let him take me down.

  24. daciana says:

    proof that hello kitty kicks ass

  25. Katherine says:

    Hello kitty is for girls. Idk why any guy would think its a good idea to wear hello kitty in a cage fight considerin hello kitty is most certainly not manly, cute, attractive, masculine, or a good way to show strength. To me that is a sign of weakness bc it shows that guy clearly has a major soft spot somewhere inside him. Unless your gay that is just horrible.

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