Archive for June, 2010
Hello Kitty Pancakes

I have an aversion to any Hello Kitty and pancakes combination since it was the Hello Kitty pancake maker that made me realise that I had entered into Hello Kitty Hell. I can tell you from experience that there is not a better way to completely ruin someone’s day than to serve them up a [...]
Posted: June 26th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Food.
Comments: 14
Hello Kitty Pedicure

It is already well established that Hello Kitty fanatics love their claws. One would assume seeing that sampling of what Hello Kitty fanatics are willing to do to their nails pretty much sums up the worst of the worst, but that would be highly underestimating Hello Kitty fanatics. Case in point: the Hello Kitty pedicure:
Posted: June 21st, 2010 under Hello Kitty Beauty, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 15
Hello Kitty Motor Oil

Further proof that the evil feline can be found on absolutely anything that is being sold: Hello Kitty motor oil:
Posted: June 18th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Vehicle.
Comments: 13
Hello Kitty Keltec Pistol

While one would assume that Hello Kitty had enough weaponry in her current collection, she feels the need to continue to add to it (further proof that she plans to start her own army) every chance she gets. The latest weapon to be added to her cache is the Hello Kitty Keltec plr-16 pistol:
Posted: June 10th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Guns, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 16
Hello Kitty Porcelain Figurines

You know that Hello Kitty Hell has gone way beyond reasonable when I keep getting press releases from manufacturers about their new Hello Kitty products. I was never sure exactly what they wanted me to do with them since it was obvious that a site not fond of the evil feline really wouldn’t want to [...]
Posted: June 7th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Decor.
Comments: 24
