Monthly Archives: November 2010

Hello Kitty Fetus

Because there is absolutely nothing that the evil feline believes can’t be Hello Kittified, you have things like the Hello Kitty uterus plush, the Hello Kitty bondage room, the Hello Kitty retainer and Hello Kitty motor oil (it’s quite sad that I could go on and on with this list). Suffice to say, Hello Kitty once again shows us that she is willing to make anything in her image to make a buck — including the Hello Kitty fetus:

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Hello Kitty Cocaine Straw

The Hello Kitty cocaine straw is something that, when you really think about it, should come as somewhat of a shock. The fact that upon seeing this you probably even failed to raise an eyebrow goes to show how well Hello Kitty has fully integrated herself into the illegal drug market. I mean, there is Hello Kitty cocaine, Hello Kitty bongs (including a Hello Kitty designer bong) and Hello Kitty on LSD, so the Hello Kitty cocaine straw fits in … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty Shitty

While having nothing with the evil feline arrive in my email box would be ideal, it has become far too apparent that this isn’t going to ever happen. With this fact in mind, I guess I can consider it a good start to the week when someone accurately depicts what Hello Kitty is full of:

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Hello Kitty Canned Pasta With Sauce

One would think that the mere fact that Hello Kitty pasta exists would be enough to satisfy the evil feline in the area of pasta, but that would be greatly underestimating the desire of Hello Kitty to take over the world. So the next obvious step was for the people at Sanrio to help develop Hello Kitty canned pasta:

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Hello Kitty Halloween Cupcakes

All I can say is that I’ll be damn glad when Halloween is over…

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