Archive for May, 2012
Hello Kitty Pink Goose Vodka

It has already been well established that the evil feline is more than willing to pimp out anything that she feels will earn her a buck and that Hello Kitty loves her booze, so I guess I really shouldn’t be surprised by this. It seems that a single type of Hello Kitty vodka is not [...]
Posted: May 30th, 2012 under Hello Kitty Drinks, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 12
Hello Kitty Heart Diamond Engagement Ring

The danger with ever posting anything on this blog is that there is a good chance that whatever is posted is not the only one that exists with the evil feline on it, and someone is bound to send me other examples to completely ruin my day. While every guy in the universe secretly hoped [...]
Posted: May 25th, 2012 under Hello Kitty Jewelry, Hello Kitty Wedding.
Comments: 16
Hello Kitty Flavored Condoms

I don’t know why I hope that the evil feline will somehow come to her senses and leave her already terrible ideas alone so that the world can have at least a bit of sanity. She proves time and again that she doesn’t know how to leave a bad idea alone. It was horrific enough [...]
Posted: May 24th, 2012 under Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 5
Hello Kitty Courtney Stodden Nightmare Video
What do you get from a want-to-be TV reality star teen (Courtney Stodden) who marries a 51-year-old actor (Doug Hutchison)? You get a video like this which Courtney obviously thinks is “cute” (how can you not think that as she coughs up a hairball?) but should help purge your stomach of all if its contents [...]
Posted: May 21st, 2012 under Hello Kitty Celebrities, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 21
Hello Kitty Haircut

While there are a ton of trends that involve the evil feline that frighten me beyond belief (simply take a look through this blog and you will instantly know what I mean), this is certainly a trend that I hope never catches on. It seems that there are a few guys out there that somehow [...]
Posted: May 7th, 2012 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 10
Hello Kitty Recliner Chair

The people of Sanrio have figured out that if you are delusional enough to want a Hello Kitty TV, then you are probably delusional enough to want to watch that TV while reclining in a Hello Kitty reclining chair.
Posted: May 3rd, 2012 under Hello Kitty Decor.
Comments: 7


