Free Hello Kitty Contact Lenses Giveaway


I thought when I received a Hello Kitty glasses that things couldn’t get any worse. How wrong I was. I should know by now that things can always get worse in Hello Kitty Hell. For some unfathomable reason, someone upon seeing the glasses thought it would actually be a good idea to send me something else that places unimaginable fear into my life. So what could be worse than micro dot pink bow Hello Kitty glasses? How about a pair of Hello Kitty contact lenses?

hello kitty contact lense

Of course, I immediately thought of my Hello Kitty contacts post and realized that if I want to keep what little sanity I still have left, I can never let my wife wear these.

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I really have no idea why anybody would want to actually wear a pair of these contacts except if they were looking to alienate every single person that actually cares about them. If you think about it, there is something so disturbingly wrong with having to look at somebody with Hello Kitty eyes that there really should be some type of law against it. It’s a thing of nightmares. It’s the type of stuff that Stephen King cannot even imagine. It’s taking the worst torture possible, and elevating it another hundred levels. Seriously, can you think of anything more horrific or spine chilling than having to actually look at somebody with these contacts in their eyes? You know that these are what you’re going to be staring directly into when the Judgement Day comes.

hello kitty contacts colors

Apparently these come in a variety of different colors, but I have absolutely no idea what color the ones sent to me are (and there is no way in Hello Kitty Hell that I’m going to open them up and to find out). I imagine that they are the color that would make any sane person want to instantly vomit.

If you enter this contest, you agree that you are over 18 years old and that you aren’t stupid enough to actually stick this crap in your eyes. This is a novelty item. I have no doubt that if you were to stick anything Hello Kitty into your eyes, you would regret it for the rest of your life. It really doesn’t matter if they are “contact lenses” — the result of doing so is not going to and good. Just don’t do it. If you get these, destroy them. They should not be placed into your eyes, and you take 100% responsibility for your own idiotic tendencies.

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61 Responses to Free Hello Kitty Contact Lenses Giveaway

  1. Tray'Venetta says:

    Omg i LOVE thoes can i please have them i could scare the hell out of my cousin nd hello kitty is my life please pease please ?!

  2. Fred says:

    My Girlfriend would LOVE these , yet it would cause me to join you in hello Kitty hell, as she is already a big fan like your wife . You would know that you now have company in hello kitty hell . When my car broke down, commuting to work in her hello kitty accessorized car was a UNIQUE experience, made pleasant by my girlfriend/ driver & yet I , unlike you , know the positive side. If I need to buy a gift for her I never have to wonder about what or what kind. No matter how shoddy or useless or redundant the product may be,or how much I may screw up at guessing what she wants, the gift is always welcomed by her because it has Hello kitty on it, even if it never leaves the box & sits on a shelf for all eternity……….

  3. Sissy says:

    I think the Hello Kitty hell thing depends on the person I you belive it you have
    nightmares so it all depends on the person

  4. stacey says:

    My daughter would LOVE these…..

  5. Jo says:

    Where do u purchase those???

  6. Teresa Luna says:

    according to my boss I have a “shrine” at work devoted to Hello Kitty. My boss thinks I’m crazy. This would send him over the edge! :) And then I could take over (maniacal giggle).

  7. ToastedRainbow says:

    > “i would rather scrape out my irises then wear these” -GlitterTeddy

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