Strawberries


One of the first things that you learn when you have a Hello Kitty fanatic in your midst is that they believe everything should be fashioned into the evil feline whether it makes sense or not. This is readily apparent with food which for some unfathomable reason, must bear the face of the cat with no mouth no matter what it happens to be. In what now appears to be a quest to ruin all fruits that are out there, she has decided to add another kittified fruit to the horrifying list of melons, watermelons and fruit displays by creating a Hello Kitty strawberry:

hello kitty strawberries

When your significant other thinks it’s a good idea to pack a half-dozen of these in your lunch to “brighten up your day,” what she is really doing is setting off a hurricane level warning siren that if you don’t get out of the relationship that very second, your life is going to be a torrential rain storm full of Hello Kitty Hellishness…

Sent in by Dawn (via Denna’s Ideas)

Update: Never satisfied to do the horrific only once, there is also the Hello Kitty white chocolate strawberry:

Hello Kitty strawberry

Sent in by Allison

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6 Responses to Strawberries

  1. gwen smith says:

    i think it would make me feel good to bite hello kitty’s face off. this is probably the only hello kitty i could ever enjoy.

  2. Storm says:

    I have never been happy I’m allergic to strawberries until now. They look like tumors.

  3. paws4thot says:

    This is clearly the work of a strawberry hater, since the delicious berries have had their innards eviscerated and replaced with white chocolate!*

    *I like white chocolate, and I like tart berries, but not in the same bite.

  4. Sanriobaby =^.^= says:

    I love dipped chocolate strawberries, especially white chocolate ones. I’d love to create these for my daughter’s birthday. To be honest, I’d create these for myself any day! Yum!!!!!

  5. Sharon says:

    Coming soon, Hello Kitty planet. The ears are mountains, the eyes and nose are islands (or lakes), and it rotates so quickly that it’s kind of flattened at the poles.

    Actually, one of the ears/mountains is an active volcano, so that a stream of fiery red lava is constantly flowing down the side of the volcano to pool at the foot of the mountain where the rock formations cause it to form the shape of a bow.

    There now HK fanatics, there’s a Hello Kitty thing you will never get to see! :-p

  6. Jass says:

    it’s probably delicious but hello kitty staring at me while i eat it is just creepy

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