Archive for 'Hello Kitty Video'
Hello Kitty Rie Miyazawa Broadway
This is exactly how my wife thinks all women should dress (seriously) and why she looks forward to Halloween so much. It certainly doesn’t help that she is a huge Rie Miyazawa fan as well which means I have to watch this commercial over and over and over again.
Posted: September 1st, 2010 under Hello Kitty Celebrities, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 7
Hello Kitty Theme Song Ending
There is never a good reason for anyone to ever have to listen to the Hello Kitty theme song (besides possibly terrorist interrogation). Despite this, not listening to the Hello Kitty theme song is not a realistic possibility if you live with a Hello Kitty fanatic. I guess if one must listen to it, there [...]
Posted: April 3rd, 2010 under Hello Kitty Music, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 3
Hello Kitty Official Music Video
Hello Kitty has an official music video, and although it is a terrible song, it does have one highly redeeming value — the words have absolutely nothing to do with Hello Kitty.
Posted: February 20th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Celebrities, Hello Kitty Music, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 21
Hello Kitty Nightmare Video
One of the most difficult aspects of living in Hello Kitty Hell is explaining the complete fanaticism of Hello Kitty fanatics to people who have never met one. They simply have no reference, and any sane person would find it unbelievable the lengths that fanatics will go to surround themselves with the evil feline. This [...]
Posted: February 15th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 25
Hello Kitty Cat Wars Star Wars Anime
You knew when Hello Kitty came out with an anime series that it wouldn’t be good. What you probably failed to understand was how truly horrid it would be. In her never ending quest to destroy and co-opt anything even remotely popular, the evil feline once again has modded Star Wars in ways that should [...]
Posted: January 21st, 2010 under Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 16
Hello Kitty Furry Tail Theater: Wizard of Paws / Pinocchio Penguin
You would think that life in the US would be less Hello Kitty Hellish than in Japan, but you’d be wrong. My wife has discovered that in the US she can watch the Hello Kitty Furry Tail Series over and over again. Don’t think it could be that bad? Try watching for 5 minutes without [...]
Posted: January 18th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 5
Hello Kitty Online Theme Song
If there is one thing that the human race absolutely does not need, it is a new Hello Kitty theme song. The fact that the original Hello Kitty theme song is so hideous that it is used by terrorist organizations to break the will of all enemies within minutes goes without saying. This would lead [...]
Posted: January 11th, 2010 under Hello Kitty Games, Hello Kitty Music, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 14
Hello Kitty Mano Erina
If you want to thoroughly traumatize your ears and eyes, while at the same time wasting two minutes of your life, all you have to do is listen to the high pitch, diabetes inducing noise of Mano Erina’s song Love & Peace = Paradise (Hello Kitty version of course). Having people scratch their fingernails on [...]
Posted: December 7th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Celebrities, Hello Kitty Music, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 5
Hello Kitty Airplane
The nightmare for anyone who travels is to somehow find themselves stuck at a Hello Kitty airport getting ready to board a Hello Kitty airplane. For those who live in Hello Kitty Hell and have managed to avoid this fate, the people at Eva Air felt (for some unfathomable reason) that people would like to [...]
Posted: November 23rd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Travel, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 3
Hello Kitty Radio Controlled Truck
I’m not sure what is more disturbing — the fact that they actually make a Hello Kitty radio-controlled truck or the amount of fun that the person seems to be having using it. I kept hoping against hope that someone would walk by and step on the damn thing or that it would fall down [...]
Posted: October 30th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Toys, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 4
Hello Kitty Latex Fashion Show
I knew that I would regret posting the Hello Kitty handbag fashion show video. As soon as the video was posted, other Hello Kitty fashion show videos started appearing in my email box (to my disgust, but to the delight of my wife). Among these was a Hello Kitty latex fashion show (possibly nsfw)…
Posted: October 28th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 17
Hello Kitty Handbag Fashion Show
I have no doubt that having to sit through a Hello Kitty fashion show would constitute torture to any civilized nation and most people would consider the death penalty appropriate for anyone that actually put one on (miraculously, this is one experience I have yet to endure although my wife still has it on the [...]
Posted: October 22nd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 13
Hello Kitty Detox Cute and the Beauty Junkies Song
You have to question the sanity of any band that would think it’s a good idea to create a song about Hello Kitty. The fact that the band actually thought it would be a good idea pretty much indicates how it is going to be (for those that are unable to understand hint, that was [...]
Posted: October 21st, 2009 under Hello Kitty Music, Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 7
Hello Kitty Sushi Plush

The fact that Hello Kitty sushi exists is a pretty good damnation of the human race. That the evil feline also encourages fanatics to wear Hello Kitty chopsticks in their hair when she monetises this trend just further proves that all is not right in the world these days. Sent in by Jessica Update Mike [...]
Posted: October 14th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Photo Dump, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Toys, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 21
Hello Kitty 35 Anniversary Video Hell
To celebrate her 35th birthday, the people at Sanrio decided to put together the ultimate 2 and a half minute torture video which will surely be used on terrorist until the UN intercedes and declares it inhumane. Unfortunately, they didn’t intercede quickly enough to save me (or you if you are insane enough to watch [...]
Posted: October 6th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Art, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 18
Hello Kitty History Video
Hello Kitty, as has been well established, is disturbing just being herself. It gets more disturbing when people feel it necessary to write books about her. Then it gets even worse when people get a huge crowd to listen to a lecture about a book about Hello Kitty. Basically, it’s everything that you never wanted [...]
Posted: September 27th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Business, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 13
Hello Kitty Weekly Photo Dump
Here’s this week’s Hello Kitty photo dump of photos sent in that didn’t make the front page of this blog: Hello Kitty Uterus Plush Hello Kitty Guitar Meow! Hello Kitty Jelly Belly Jelly Beans Hello Kitty Cat Litter Hello Kitty Asics Shoes Hello Kitty MP3 Player And a few photo post updates: Hello Kitty Darth [...]
Posted: September 19th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Appliances, Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Music, Hello Kitty Pets, Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Tattoo, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 7
Hello Kitty MAC Make-Up Video
I really didn’t think that there would be anything more disturbing about the Hello Kitty MAC cosmetic line than the line itself, but that once again shows that I haven’t learned that the evil feline can always make things worse. If you have any doubt, take a look at this video (be warned, once you’ve [...]
Posted: February 13th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Beauty, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 121
Hello Kitty Nun Music Video
For those of you who remember the Hello Kitty nun (yeah, I know you really didn’t need to be reminded about that, especially if you had somehow managed to get that image out of your mind, but it gives you a tiny sample of what it’s like to live in Hello Kitty Hell) and imagined [...]
Posted: January 22nd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 37
Creepy Hello Kitty Lisa Loeb Video
I guess it could have gone without saying since anything that involves Hello Kitty is “creepy” to some extent, but it seems to take on horror film dimensions when a Hello Kitty plush comes to life in the back of a music video. I just sat there watching — waiting for Hello Kitty to produce [...]
Posted: January 17th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Celebrities, Hello Kitty Music, Hello Kitty Video.
Comments: 58
