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Hello Kitty Jesus Tattoo

It just never stops. When I listed the first set of Hello Kitty Tattoos, I naively thought that the topic would come up again. It didn’t take long for the Hello Kitty Star Wars Storm Trooper tattoo to appear, then the Hello Kitty Batman tattoo which I again assumed thought would put things to an end. But then there was the Hello Kitty zombie tattoo and then Hello Kitty zombie II tattoo. I felt those were never gong to be able to be topped until I saw the Hello Kitty scarification which pretty much clinched the title in my opinion, but alas, things always get worse in Hello Kitty Hell…

I know you read the title of this post and were shaking your head in disbelief even before you looked at what I have written. You thought that I was exaggerating to draw you into the blog because there is no way in Hell (Hello Kitty or otherwise) that anyone would ever get a Hello Kitty Jesus tattoo. Hello Kitty fanatics are wacko, but there is a line even they will not cross, right? See, I have had that delusion too, but it always proves to be wrong because fanatics of the evil feline don’t know what a line looks like that shouldn’t be crossed. Thus, the Hello Kitty Jesus tattoo:

Hello Kitty Jesus tattoo

No problem, I’m more than happy to wait a few minutes while you clean up the mess on your computer screen and keyboard before writing more. Take your time and make sure that all food and drink have been expelled from your stomach before attempting to look again. No, it’s not a problem that you need to run to the bathroom again because while cleaning up you noticed that it really does say “Hello Kitty is my Jesus” - I’ve already been there and understand that the food just won’t stay down…

Each year I look at what Hello Kitty Hell the previous year provided and have a small glimmer of hope that things can’t get any worse. I pat myself on the back for surviving another year without gouging my eyes out with Hello Kitty forks (or spoons or chopsticks or basically any utensil since they have all been Hello Kittified) due to all the Hello Kitty that surrounds me and imagine that the worst is surely over. Then within the first two weeks of the New Year, something like this ends up in my mailbox to remind me that Hello Kitty Hell can always get worse and 2008 is going to bring unbearable amounts of Hello Kitty pain…

Sent in by tattoo artist Brian from Youngstown, Ohio who deserves the worst of the worst that Hello Kitty can offer for not only thinking for a second that it was a good idea to send this photo to me, but for also giving notice of what 2008 is going to be like in Hello Kitty Hell…

Comments

Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: January 9, 2008, 1:15 am

Speechless …

Comment from Saeko
Time: January 9, 2008, 1:19 am

That reminds me of the pizza I just.. -Vomits- well think that says it all… ewwie

Comment from Richard B
Time: January 9, 2008, 1:24 am

You know… im tempted to change my name on here to darlene and just type in so she won’t have to type anything. Im sure we all know that her comment is going to be so sadly despicable that we will loose another inch in our hope for humanity. It would save us an inch.

This entry is just terrible, hello kitty should never be mixed with Christianity in this way.

Comment from Richard B
Time: January 9, 2008, 1:25 am

opps, it cut out the “stupid misguided mentally ill comment of hate” part.

Comment from jennster
Time: January 9, 2008, 1:34 am

Hello Blasphemy! this disgusts me!
Richard, darweirdlene won’t have anything to say about this one, because it looks bad for HK.
unless she makes some weird ass connection between jesus’s unconditional love for us and sanrio’s unconditional love for money.

Comment from Eize
Time: January 9, 2008, 1:40 am

This is a severe insult to my religion. I’m tempted to burn that tattoo off this person’s arm. Grrr…

Comment from Absinth
Time: January 9, 2008, 3:50 am

Attempting to make hello kitty look like a man is bad… to make it look like Jesus is far worse! It’s ofensive and disrespectful to all the Christians in the world… it’s beyond anything I could ever imagine one doing…
It’s horrible and ugly… I believe that even Darlene won’t find any beauty in this.
Blergh!

Comment from leyla
Time: January 9, 2008, 4:20 am

FTW that is just crazy!

Comment from Eize
Time: January 9, 2008, 6:02 am

I believe darlene is having one of her “sane” days. Relish the break from inanity.

Comment from Sierra
Time: January 9, 2008, 6:37 am

I think I almost peed myself laughing. This is ridiculous (not in an “I’m so offended way” since I’m atheist).

Comment from m
Time: January 9, 2008, 8:35 am

WTF WHY?? >.<

Comment from darlene
Time: January 9, 2008, 8:48 am

Oh, come on. Stop being so dramatic saying that this makes you vomit. Do you always have to over exaggerate so much? It would be so nice to see an honest and truthful post for once. The only ones that feel sick are the people that have to read your daily over reacting rants.

This tattoo is nice. This person feels a strong affiliation with Hello Kitty and is proud to let people know about it. That is something that should be celebrated, not ridiculed.

Comment from Jo M
Time: January 9, 2008, 9:21 am

Right on cue *rolls eyes*

Comment from Georga
Time: January 9, 2008, 9:24 am

Damn it! I just ate.

Darlene - there is so much wrong with that tattoo on so many levels. It’s going to offend so many religious people it’s not funny. It’s blasphemous, the person that had this done is violating one of the Ten Commandments “Thou shalt have no other gods before me”, there is something somewhere about worshiping false idols, etc. I don’t need to go on do I? Not that I am religious or anything. I could really care less for the most part what someone has tattooed on their body, freedom of speech and expression and all. Having said that, this idiot is asking for a lot of criticism from many religious folks. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had strangers approaching him telling him they were going to pray for his soul or telling him he is going to burn in hell for that. Then again, that might be the sort of attention he’s after. Who am I to judge? What I do know is if I took that picture to my tattoo guy and said “Hey, I want this” not only would he tell me he wasn’t going to do it but he would kick my ass for coming up with such a stupid idea.

Comment from richardb
Time: January 9, 2008, 10:34 am

i knew she would come

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Comment from Ksu
Time: January 9, 2008, 11:31 am

This is ridiculous!!!!!!

Comment from taco delicious
Time: January 9, 2008, 12:31 pm

People seriously do surprise and amuse me. It’s a tattoo of either personal choice or opportunity. Whomever decided that this tattoo was the right choice for them should be commended for their courage for they obviously knew the short minded backlash they would receive. Look at it from the perspective of a person such as myself. I am a person who believes in and has respect for God and Jesus. I also believe that i have absolutely no place to judge or ridicule this person for their choice. Such action shows a fear that shocks and astounds me. Perhaps instead of looking at the content of the obvious we should look at what it could represent. Maybe this person chose this medium to show their discontent for the hello kitty craze. Or maybe to show how short minded people really are. Either way i would like to thank both the subject and the artist for having the courage to face peoples obvious ignorance and judgmental existence.

Comment from jennster
Time: January 9, 2008, 1:48 pm

to darlene and taco

WHATEVER!

Comment from Irrisia
Time: January 9, 2008, 2:05 pm

…I knew Hello Kitty was everywhere, but HKH has opened my eyes to HOW everywhere. I didn’t think any company could ever be that commercialist.

It is a sad, sad day for my brain; it didn’t need the extra cynicism.

But, um, Hello Kitty with manly stubble is HILARIOUS.

Plus, look at it this way; crucifixion is a really slow and painful way to die. Crucified Kitty is going to be feeling a whole world of hurt. Doesn’t that warm your HK hating soul? =3

Comment from Joanne Hello Kitty
Time: January 9, 2008, 2:32 pm

I tend to agree with Taco Delicious…all you hypocritical so called religious people who come on here and condemn hello kitty lovers. I am not religious at all…..and guess what….I am not going to hell!!…..I dont judge HK lovers or haters, I am a decent human being, thats why I’m not going to hell……get a life people…..you are all so wrapped up in bad mouthing and making really spiteful comments about “people” on this blog. If thats your intention, start up your own site….this site is supposed to be about hating a cartoon character….say what you like about Hello Kitty…..leave the human factor out of it….you are the most pathetic bunch of so called christians I have ever met. HKH…about time for some censoring of emails, dont you think????!!!!!!!!And as for you Salem witch hunting, nazi holocost loving christians who are just dying to come on here and reply and rip the absolute crap out of me….sit back for a minute and reassess what it means to be a christian wont you, because at this stage, you are all failing miserably!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment from Brian the tattoo artist
Time: January 9, 2008, 2:38 pm

Okay, this tattoo needs some explaining. First of all, the person who got the tattoo didn’t commission the tattoo. For the past couple of months I have been doing a “Free tattoo of the month” all of which have been hello kitty themed tattoos (because I think its hilarious). I drew the tattoo design. I wanted to see what people would tattoo on them permanently for free because it amuses me and its funny how dumb and cheap people are in the area I tattoo in. The person who got the tattoo doesn’t like hello kitty at all. The tattoo itself is making fun of the people that worship commercial idols, because there are people that do. There are plenty of people that will think this person is stupid for getting that tattooed on them, but in my opinion getting a boyfriends/girlfriends name tattooed on you is far more stupid than this tattoo; at least this tattoo is humorous.

Comment from Joanne Hello Kitty
Time: January 9, 2008, 2:47 pm

Ever heard the sayings….JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED YOURSELF!!! and LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT BLAME, CAST THE FIRST STONE.

Go pray on that for a while will ya, and do something about your hatred!!!

Comment from Linda
Time: January 9, 2008, 3:28 pm

Wow
I expected a lot of comments from the Religious Right
However -
GET OVER IT! it is not your place to tell someone what to wear on their body - even if you do not agree with it.

Poor Hello Kitty - That beard does not become her!

Comment from sylvia
Time: January 9, 2008, 3:38 pm

I have been impressed with the bizarreness you’ve posted in your blog. But I never really understood until today, when I decided to read what kind of responses you get to these threads.

You have some of the weirdest commenters in the whole wide world. I’m truly in awe.

Comment from k.
Time: January 9, 2008, 4:39 pm

oh my goodness, this is hilarious!! LMAO big time! hahahaha.

…then i noticed the bleeding holes. TOO FUNNY!!!! mwahahahaha

Comment from Hello Kitty Luv
Time: January 9, 2008, 4:51 pm

“Hell-O kitty…I could give a crap about what other people’s tatoos are, and I actually like this tatoo. I am a catholic and this does not offend me in the least

Comment from Eize
Time: January 9, 2008, 6:28 pm

To darlene, HKL, Joanne, taco, and every other deluded Hello Kitty fan:

You’re wrong and batshit crazy. Shut up.

And isn’t Hello Kitty supposed to be a GIRL? Is it logical that she should have a full growth of beard and go topless? And why am I asking you all about logic?

Comment from LC
Time: January 9, 2008, 6:30 pm

This is just as absurd as any religion is!

Comment from Duke Nixon
Time: January 9, 2008, 7:07 pm

That tat is AWESOME!!!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!

Comment from wifey
Time: January 9, 2008, 7:11 pm

hahah that tatoo rocks and his very creative and original to all christians: go pray in a church and leave internet!

Comment from Jesse
Time: January 9, 2008, 7:13 pm

That’s damn hilarious.

lol @ darlenes comment as usual.

Comment from bear_1
Time: January 9, 2008, 7:18 pm

Damn, that has got to be the dumbest tattoo I’ve ever seen! Although, reading these comments from all the HK fanatics trying to defend this ridiculous thing is so hilarious, it’s almost worth having to look at the silly picture.

Comment from brien
Time: January 9, 2008, 7:49 pm

I think the most disturbing part is the combination of her whiskers AND her full-growth beard.

Comment from Courtney
Time: January 9, 2008, 7:51 pm

Holyy Crapp

Thats Like, The Worst Tatoo.. Ever

Hope The Owner Enjoys Hell.

Comment from k
Time: January 9, 2008, 8:37 pm

Shouldn’t it have nipples?

Comment from Suzanne
Time: January 10, 2008, 12:56 am

This tattoo is hilarious… I’m not sure I’d want it permenantly ON me but definitely worth printing out… hehe. And I totally agree. Worshipping Jesus is just as stupid as worshipping Hello Kitty when you think about it right? Most reasonable and rational people aren’t all that religious.

Comment from Flying Potato
Time: January 10, 2008, 1:39 am

The explanation is hilarious… It shows how stupid people can be : they would take anything as long as it’s free. But curving a Hello Kitty Jesus in your flesh? It takes it to a whole new extreme :/

Comment from Flying Potato
Time: January 10, 2008, 1:40 am

I meant carving of course, sorry for the typo.

Comment from Joanne Hello Kitty
Time: January 10, 2008, 2:18 am

Hooray!!!….it seems that all the previous christian hypocrite haters are off praying instead of being mean and nasty on here…..well all of them except EIZE that is! What does that say about EIZE??? Instead of asking us about logic…ask us about how it feels to be a nice person……you need the help!

Comment from Reita
Time: January 10, 2008, 2:36 am

LMAO O___O;;;

Comment from Jessbyte
Time: January 10, 2008, 3:50 am

Hey there, I gues that I just wanted to point out (in a non-hating/flaming way ^_^) that all we’re proving here is that religion is one of the easiest ways to incite anger between people who would otherwise be okay with each other.

Me personally, I don’t like the tattoo, and yes that is because of my (informal) belief system. But I respect other people and their beliefs enough to not flame other people because of it (I have enough friends of different nationalities and religions to have grown broad minded).

This is a public space where people of different nationalities, belief systems and opinions share can communicate. Turning it into a centre of argument and anger only ruins the space for the rest of us.

To any Christian people still reading this insanely long post, HKH is designed to be satirical, and therefore will push social, religious and other boundaries, that is its nature and is to be expected. While people may disagree, it is the poor HKH Hubby’s choice to post what he wants.

To anyone non-Christian who is still reading this insanely post, please don’t assume that every Christian is the same as the one before. Everyone has their own opinions, stereotypes do nothing but cloud peoples’ judgements, concieve assumptions and insult others.

And to anyone who understands and apreciates what I’ve said, thanks ^_^

I’ll hop off the soapbox now, sorry if I have offended anyone, it is completely unintentional ^_^

Comment from Jessbyte
Time: January 10, 2008, 3:51 am

gah, the typos in that … I’m embarrassed … I really should start re-reading before I hit ‘post’ #-_-#

Comment from Absinth
Time: January 10, 2008, 3:55 am

Joanne:
The only person that is incredibly brainless and obviously stupid and rude is you! you are accusing everyone that disagrees with this tattoo of feeling hatred but you are the one that is so misguided that you changed your name to HK! I adore cats and I like HK but it’s imaginary, it’s a cartoon! I have the right not to like tha tattoo but you do not have the right to tell that I’m a hater!

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 10, 2008, 3:57 am

Jessbyte, I’ve tried proff-wrotting wot I haz wrote b4 posting; it doesn’t help! XX ;)

Oh and I pretty much agree with you.

Comment from Jessbyte
Time: January 10, 2008, 4:08 am

Thanks Kitteh! :D It’s bedtime where I am, I’m not the best when half asleep :):) I’m surprised I wrote for so long ;)

Comment from Eize
Time: January 10, 2008, 5:36 am

Joanne said:

“Instead of asking us about logic…ask us about how it feels to be a nice person……you need the help!”

Wow–what a way to reveal your idiocy. Let’s recap:

“And as for you Salem witch hunting, nazi holocost loving christians who are just dying to come on here and reply and rip the absolute crap out of me….sit back for a minute and reassess what it means to be a christian wont you, because at this stage, you are all failing miserably!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Ever heard the sayings….JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED YOURSELF!!! and LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT BLAME, CAST THE FIRST STONE.”

So–what about being nice again?

Comment from Joanne Hello Kitty
Time: January 10, 2008, 6:29 am

Dont worry, I’m doing us all a favour……I am just gonna look at the pics from now on….not gonna read any of the blogs except for the opening one from HKH…..I’m not telling anyone else what to do, but maybe this might be a good idea for some of us (both sides of the HK fence) who are obviously taking this whole thing way to seriously…..come on people…we are getting really nasty to eachother over a cartoon cat…..I feel a bit silly about that!….I am sorry if I have offended anybody personally. Maybe there should be a new site http://WWW.hellokitterloverHATERS???…..because all the enjoyment has gone from this site, dont you think???There was a time when you could come on here, and just have a laugh and no one got hurt. Its not really my idea of fun to judge and be down right nasty to people I dont know and I feel really embarrassed that I have fallen into the trap of doing that!!

Comment from Jennifer
Time: January 10, 2008, 7:30 am

I can’t believe this. I know I love Hello Kitty but to say that she is my Jesus that’s taking things a little too far. This person has obliviously taken fanatic to a whole other level. I know at times it may seem as we are a bit obsessive about Hello Kitty but for the most part we are not that delusional.

Comment from Kelly
Time: January 10, 2008, 7:41 am

Joanne, i agree with you. Comment on Kitty, not on the people who like/dislike her.

I believe in freedom of expression. While i disagree with tatoo’s and i’m not at all religious, if someone wants to get such a tattoo on them, i believe they are entitled to it and i’m not going to call them a nutter for it.

Be happy, and don’t get too serious. :)

Comment from Flying Potato
Time: January 10, 2008, 7:49 am

Damn, instead of all of you being outraged by some stupid tattoos, you should be outraged by more important things…

Anyway, HKH, you should put Brian’s explanation in your article - it’s so much nonsense it’s hilarious.

Comment from Nicola
Time: January 10, 2008, 10:16 am

>And isn’t Hello Kitty supposed to be a GIRL? Is it logical
>that she should have a full growth of beard and go
>topless? And why am I asking you all about logic?

Yes, Hello Kitty is a girl. When was the last time that someone thought it was strange that a cat had hair growing on its chin or didn’t wear a shirt?

Jeezus (pardon the pun).

Comment from J
Time: January 10, 2008, 10:31 am

i am not religious so i’m not offended by it that way. i’m WAY more offended that this tattoo makes HK look incredibly ugly. it’s blasphemous to HER! she is all about love and cuteness! bearded and crucified is not cute! whoever got this tattoo must be insane. not just because it makes HK look ugly but because it is in fact the ugliest tattoo i have ever seen. and as much as i love HK she is not my jesus.

i sense severe tattoo regret in the future for this person.

Comment from moriyah
Time: January 10, 2008, 11:14 am

Aren’t there rules about that in the bible? No idol above him or some such nonsense? I wonder if the person is at all religious… makes a person wonder….

Comment from siimuk
Time: January 10, 2008, 8:16 pm

Joanne get a grip! This site is enjoyable and i come here for a laugh.

I think this tatoo is stupid and Brian’s explanation gives it a lot perspective . So stupid its funny!

Comment from jennster
Time: January 10, 2008, 8:32 pm

joanne, you are acting the way you accuse christians of acting. very mature. and considering that you legally changed your name to Joanne Hello Kitty, i don’t think you have any right to say what is logical and what is not.

i am not offended by this tattoo because i am a christian, i am offended because it is tasteless. it takes a sweet icon like hello kitty and turns her into an ugly man.

and btw, jesus had a sense a humor.

grow up.

Comment from Eize
Time: January 10, 2008, 11:47 pm

Nicely put, jennster.

Comment from Lisa
Time: January 11, 2008, 10:50 am

That’s hilarious! I, personally, would have made HK a little more cuter in the tattoo….but I think it’s great! I think the world would be a better place if “christians” spent more time helping those that are less fortunate than getting on the internet to bash a HK Lover. Also - just because YOU are a christian does not mean everyone in the world has to have your same beliefs. You people are idiots.

Comment from jennster
Time: January 11, 2008, 1:38 pm

lisa thank you for putting all christians in the same group. that would be like me saying all lesbians are nasty butchies. simply not true. i am a christian. i have gay and lesby friends that i love dearly. as for helping the less fortunate, my church just finished a month long campaign to send money, supplies, and people to an aids center in south africa. we spent the weekend before christmas feeding hawaii’s homeless and working in the shelters. not all christian’s practice what they preach. but saying all christians are assholes does a great disservice to everyone!

Comment from MintCream
Time: January 11, 2008, 3:21 pm

Wow, that’s some Epic Lawls right there.

I approve.

Comment from Samantha
Time: January 11, 2008, 4:01 pm

Get the hell over it. Its a tattoo, who cares. Go burn some gay porno mags or something. Christians are the number one cause of people’s loss in the faith of Christianity, not stupid ugly tattoos.

Comment from jennster
Time: January 11, 2008, 7:05 pm

well as evidenced by samantha and lisa, christians aren’t the only “idiots” in this world.

Comment from erica
Time: January 11, 2008, 7:27 pm

this is so freaking ironic it is absolutely hilarious!

it’s not offensive to the christians out there, I’m CATHOLIC and don’t feel ofended. it’s offensive to all the hello kitty brainless lovers who just don’t understand it!

ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!

and I personally like hello kitty but in a much lower level, I’m not a maniac about it.

Comment from BigH
Time: January 12, 2008, 12:46 am

Best tattoo ever!

Comment from gluefish
Time: January 12, 2008, 8:26 pm

Well you certainly brought out the people who have strong opinions.

I personally think the tat is … um … ugly. But funny. But I don’t have any particularly strong opinions about it.

There are a lot of people out there who would gladly kill you if you insulted their religion’s chief figure in that way. And not a few of them are Christians - just take a look at the death toll from the N Irish troubles from a few years ago. Religion has a way of twisting people’s minds that way.

I don’t have a strong opinion about that, it’s the way we humans seem to be wired. Sad, but veh…

Now if you insulted my wife’s looks I’d hunt you down and throw wet cats on you.

Comment from HD
Time: January 13, 2008, 7:05 am

i honestly think the tattoo is hilarious everyone who has a problem with it needs to learn how to get a sense of humor dats wats wrong with everyone no one knows how to laugh

Comment from Tom
Time: January 13, 2008, 11:00 pm

Hey, who really cares?

i like it.

Suck it jesus!

Comment from Oracle
Time: January 14, 2008, 8:09 pm

Having hello kitty tattoo alone make me puke.. not to mention this.

Comment from Jessbyte
Time: January 15, 2008, 3:57 am

wow, thishas got to be the longest comment list here… Do you think that we’re going to break into triple digits?

Comment from Lu
Time: January 15, 2008, 3:21 pm

this cant be real. i dont care if it has to do with a cat or jesus but like why?

Comment from k
Time: January 16, 2008, 1:58 pm

So if hello kitty is now jeasus is she dead now? : (

Comment from Hannah
Time: January 16, 2008, 7:46 pm

You know I don’t believe in any religion and I think this was a poor choice in tattoo. Mainly because I think it’s kinda ugly and it’s bizarre in it’s devotion.
I think that tattoos are personal choice but I could see this one being regretted later. But hey that was their choice to make. Doesn’t mean I don’t think it’s a little O.o though.
Oh and for those christians that say putting something blasphemous on your body is just asking for people to ridicule you, remember that when someone mocks you for you faith based on that jesus fish on your car. After all you are asking for it by displaying something others might disagree with, RIGHT?

Comment from loltheist
Time: January 17, 2008, 8:34 am

Best. Tattoo. EVER!!!!

Well, except for the one that this one guy in the Army got on the outside of his saluting hand that said “F___ You, SIR!”. That was the best.

But this … genius. Sheer glorious genius.

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Comment from mokosh
Time: January 19, 2008, 10:02 pm

Wow, not that I’m particularly religious but I’m pretty sure there’s a special circle of hell for people with Hello Jesus tattoos. lol

Comment from Deborah
Time: January 20, 2008, 12:22 pm

To protray Muhammed isn’t bad if it’s just to say “hey, it’s a picture of muhammed!” (IMHO, Cause I’m not a Muslim, and I don’t see any problem with visually portraying an important historical figure.)

But I think seeing that blasphemous crap made me feel how some Muslims might feel at a picture of Muhammed. I seriously started to feel sick (and I have seen my share of sick stuff in my day).

I agree with mokosh, and want to edit Gary Larson’s cartoon to relay my feelings.

*Hallway in hell with different rooms*
*Rooms say things such as “murderers”, “terrorists”, with people being punished inside*
(*I’d edit the last door to say “People who get ‘Hello Jesus’ tattoos”*)

Comment from Linda
Time: January 22, 2008, 6:23 am

Maybe the person who got the tattoo didn’t really want it, but it is still Stupidddd!!!

Comment from Latz
Time: January 23, 2008, 12:12 pm

there is good humor and bad humor - and this is just bad - religion doesn’t even come to play … comedy is just comedy and people who don’t get that it just that and only that should get that tattooed on their foreheads so that it just possibly sinks in…

http://www.pulpmovies.com/blog/images/wwjd.gif
http://www.tshirthell.com/search.php?search=jesus&Submit.x=0&Submit.y=0&Submit=Submit

as i recall from bible study i took in high school — everything was made by god so isn’t your sense of humor the same … or do you just lack one?

think about it….

Comment from dg3000
Time: January 29, 2008, 6:21 pm

I would just like to point out…it’s only “blasphemous” if you’re religious.

To me, who is NOT religious…it’s just a really bad Hello Kitty tatoo.

Comment from Just Call me Liz
Time: January 31, 2008, 7:31 pm

This is plain offensive. If I find out this is Sanrio’s doing, I’m gonna cry. Cute or no, she has no right!

Comment from Kamara
Time: February 2, 2008, 10:06 pm

Funny what people will be willing to submit themselves to if it’s free. A bit sad, actually. Someday they’re just going to wake up, go take a shower, see it in a mirror, and scream their bloody head off until they decide to invest in a lifetimes supply of make up and conceiler so they only have to see it during the reapplication.

Comment from Dri
Time: February 8, 2008, 1:21 am

Oh my god… XD! That—this tattoo…I was not expecting to ever see in my entire life. I wonder…in 10, 20, 30+ years, will the person still love it? I wonder how long ’til they regret getting it…

Comment from SHOCKED
Time: February 9, 2008, 11:06 pm

I am both a Catholic and a Hello Kitty Fan……THIS IS JUST SOOOOOOOOO WRONG!!!!!!

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Time: February 18, 2008, 7:01 pm

[…] This is wrong on soooo many levels. Maybe it’s the Cholo gangster font. Maybe it’s seeing Hello Kitty with bags under her eyes. Or maybe it’s, ya’know…. the fact that they defaced Jesus Christ and Hello Kitty at the same time. Still pretty funny, but it gets my vote for worst Hello Kitty tattoo ever. The only thing that could top this would be a Hitler Hello Kitty tattoo… or if the Jesus one had a Swastika armband… or a swastika carved into it’s chest…. okay, now I’m crossing the line. [Also Via Hello Kitty Hell] […]

Comment from Drea
Time: February 20, 2008, 7:14 pm

That is the best thing ever.

Comment from Blancmange
Time: February 23, 2008, 4:09 pm

That’s so disturbing and incredibly cool at the same time! I’ll be looking forward to seeing Hello Kitty Prophet Mohammad (with or without the bomb in the hair).

Comment from cassy
Time: March 1, 2008, 8:55 am

OH … MY … GOODESS! WHAT THE HELL …????!!!! how insane I have to be, to believe devoutly, that a little painted pink cat is my jesus? too often abductet by aliens!!!! crazy humans! :O)

Comment from Hello Jessie
Time: March 2, 2008, 9:41 pm

I love Hello Kitty. I love Jesus. I just dont love them as one.

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Time: March 6, 2008, 2:22 pm

[…] in by tattoo artist Brian from Youngstown, Ohio (via a painting from Nick) who once again deserves the worst of the worst (and possibly a Hello Kitty tattoo of his own) for thinking in any […]

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Time: March 6, 2008, 2:25 pm

[…] When it rains, it pours…Brian (of Hello Kitty Jesus tattoo and Hello Kitty Darth Vader tattoo fame) has also recently done a Hello Kitty vampire […]

Comment from jasmine
Time: March 7, 2008, 12:49 am

whomever drew this isn’t very talented but thats beside my point.hello kitty foot!

Comment from sabrina andujar
Time: March 10, 2008, 7:47 am

wow…this is crazy i love hello kitty sooooooooo much but i love god as well so a tatto like this aint for me…srry its cute though.. :[

Comment from Paige
Time: March 11, 2008, 6:47 am

Why do people think that shocking the world = courage? It doesn’t. It’s usually a cry for help, at the least it is a cry for attention. It’s not courageous. It’s a thinly-veiled gaping void in someone’s soul.

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Time: March 11, 2008, 10:46 am

[…] in by Brian (who has also created the Hello Kitty Vampire tattoo, the Hello Kitty Jesus Tattoo and the Hello Kitty Darth Vader tattoo — which has confirmed my commitment to never take my […]

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Time: March 18, 2008, 10:31 am

[…] about this tattoo which is the immediate reaction when you see other Hello Kitty tattoos like the Hello Kitty Jesus tattoo (among many others). This is exactly how Hello Kitty divides and conquers all. All of a sudden an […]

Comment from panda
Time: March 19, 2008, 7:04 pm

that is scary i don’t like hello kitty that much.

Comment from you and me call it us
Time: March 29, 2008, 7:50 pm

dude who cares who gets what. it is their own body. NOT YOURS. if somebody wants to get a big dick on thier head they will do it. and of course you retards will be there saying oh this person is so stupid cause they got that done. who cares it isnt your body. they will have to deal with it for the rest of their life not you. get over it. : ) taco you are my hero. thanks for realizing that i did it for the simple fact that i know how stupid people are. yes i do believe in god and jesus. just to inform you all stupid people that fixate on this site. also brian i say that we take it to the next step if to show that we really dont care what all the people on this site have to say or think of us.

Comment from Deborah
Time: March 30, 2008, 10:14 am

Stop calling it “freedom”. If it was “freedom”, then nit would be tatooed on a butt or something else that won’t see the light of day. But the point of this tatoo is to get people to look at something that they wouldn’t have chosen to. Now you’re talking about the rights of everyone else in the world.
You can look at a movie preview and go “ew; that summary of the movie makes me want to avoid it” and both parties are happy; freedom to make a movie not everyone likes, and freedom to avoid the movie.
And why did the person send this tatoo to a site which shows everyone how foolish a HKer can be? **To make people look at it**
This isn’t freedom; it’s a “oo! oo! look at me! oh please give me SOME sort of attention!!”

Comment from you and me call it us.
Time: April 4, 2008, 7:55 pm

i didn’t even know about this site until i was looking at all the other hello kitty tattoos when i found this site. unfortunately. i would of never put my tattoo on this site. i don’t want people looking at me for something that i got done on my arm. even though i don’t regret getting it done on my arm. if people look at me different because of a tattoo that i chose to get. but of course people aren’t that way. i know how i am and how people are in life. i don’t care what all of you say about me this is my body and i will do what i want to it. this is just a more of a reason for me to not like people even more in life. (atleast people that are ignorant to me).

Comment from holly
Time: April 4, 2008, 10:55 pm

i absolutely loove hello kitty and have thought about a lil tattoo in a sneaky spot, but this is just plain awful! i will have to say that i love jesus more than hello kitty, and this person is just wrong!!

Comment from oh*boy
Time: April 6, 2008, 1:40 pm

the fact that this person has a tatto of hello jesus and we hate it doesn’t make us narrow-minded, it makes those who think it’s cool or brave insane. i’m all for the “do your own thing stuff”, but, honestly, get a life! there are certain boundries!

Comment from Dmndash
Time: April 7, 2008, 7:02 am

Lord @_@…..no…this is not possible…one can not even begin to list all the wrong damn things about this tattoo
the problems with this tattoo go beyond one’s personal belief…I was born in the Christian religion…but i would find this tattoo offensive even if it depicted Mohamed Allah..Budda or any other deity on Earth…
what’s next? you tattoo on your butt “I love Jesus?”
(note) actually i would not mind to see Satan Hello Kitty (That would depict her as what she really is)

Comment from Kimiko
Time: April 17, 2008, 1:22 am

JESUS CHRIST!!! @_@

…..*sorry, i couldnt resist -_-*
ok i was dying of laughter from the utter randomness of the tattoo concept….and then i read the words around it…..the demon cat worship has officially been upgraded to a religion…(i wouldnt b suprised if the anti christ turned out to be badtz maru or something @ this rate =S)

Comment from jen
Time: April 22, 2008, 5:53 pm

ah,cool,can i have your wife’s hello kitty stuff??lol just kidding!:]your wife seems cool,lol,i like ur site only reading what your wife gets funny she gets mad at you when u dis hello kitty,sheis the hello kitty queen from what i see lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:]if she had a myspace i wounder what it be like probley everything hello kitty!!!!

Comment from Kingj0n
Time: April 28, 2008, 1:46 am

LOL, how can this offend ANYONE. It’s just a cartoon cat.. ALso, cats have hair on their chin. Female cats are not hairless, lol. Also females, real people, have hair all over their body.

Anyways, Jesus is fake. Read some history, not what liars tell you, and what you should believe in. LOL, gullible people, I swear..

Comment from VTPPGLVR
Time: April 28, 2008, 1:38 pm

Two words.

Lee
Strobel

Comment from Chris
Time: May 7, 2008, 7:06 am

Brian is my new hero. Speaking as someone who has a variety of random crap tattoed on him as parts of various running gags I fully approve.

It’s a pity I live in the UK and not Ohio otherwise I’d probably pay a visit!!

Comment from Nicola
Time: May 8, 2008, 6:08 am

I live in Ohio, and as much as I adore Hello Kitty, I don’t want her tattooed on me in any form or fashion. I would, however, have her lovely face painted on my big toe so she could peep out from my sandals during the summer.

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