Hello Kitty DragonCon Pasties Nightmare
The Hello Robo Kitty in itself made it abundantly clear that not attending DragonCon 2009 was a wise decision. For anyone who still had any doubts, there was also this Hello Kitty pasties costume (not to be confused with these Hello Kitty pasties) roaming around at DragonCon. What I would give if I could somehow unsee this…


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#1 Comment from Christi
Time: September 11, 2009, 2:29 am
Ye gods, NOOOOOO…
#2 Comment from darlene
Time: September 12, 2009, 1:15 am
What exactly is wrong with these pasties? The woman is smiling and happy because of Hello Kitty and that is exactly what Hello Kitty gives to everyone. Happiness and love. Hello Kitty is doing her job and making those that see her enjoy some happiness. Something that we never seem to get from this blog, I might add.
#3 Comment from Tryst
Time: September 12, 2009, 4:26 am
I just threw up a little.
#4 Comment from acton
Time: September 12, 2009, 8:00 am
How in the hell this got though, does Dragoncon have a dress code.?
This would not pass muster at many fan conventions I go to.
I send my condolences in your direction
#5 Comment from sincerelili
Time: September 12, 2009, 9:34 am
Those are my pasties, and not your photos. You stole them from other sources without attributing them to the photographer. So not only are you a douchebag who’s jealous of a girl with a sense of humor, but you’re a thief as well.
@darlene – absolutely right. Everyone who saw me smiled and laughed and enjoyed themselves. Including the boyfriend, who received the benefits of dozens of people showing their appreciation.
#6 Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: September 12, 2009, 11:24 am
I always give credit for photos if I know where they came from. Unfortunately, many readers send in photos attached so I don’t know the original source such as in this case. If you know and would like to provide the original source to me, I will gladly give the proper credit.
#7 Comment from leslie
Time: September 12, 2009, 12:14 pm
it isnt so much the pasties but who wearing them.
#8 Comment from opossumfeather
Time: September 12, 2009, 1:48 pm
I could have lived my WHOLE life with out ever seeing this…. this is on instence where I agree…. I wish there was some way I coul unsee this.
I agree with Leslie, its not so much the pasties, but what they are pasted on
#9 Comment from Liz
Time: September 12, 2009, 6:59 pm
I’d never be caught dead near this woman. She obviously has no morals.
#10 Comment from Lillian
Time: September 12, 2009, 9:38 pm
after seeing to those pics I feel an uncontrollable urge to cry….
#11 Comment from danigirl
Time: September 12, 2009, 11:09 pm
screams and runs away
#12 Comment from MandaB
Time: September 12, 2009, 11:29 pm
Oh christ…
#13 Comment from Shii
Time: September 12, 2009, 11:54 pm
“So not only are you a douchebag who’s jealous of a girl with a sense of humor, but you’re a thief as well.”
If you have a sense of humor, then why are you so pissed off?
Is it because you realized what an idiot you looked like walking around like that in a place where anyone can take pictures and legally post them on the internet?
Or is it because deep down you know your “boyfriend” was mortified, not proud?
Just saying. I was ALL on your side until you decided to be a bitch.
#14 Comment from Angie
Time: September 13, 2009, 12:30 am
O_O
It’s not the pasties that disturb me, it’s the SAGGING.
You think she could’ve added a little more support to that. Ew, just ew.
#15 Comment from Libi
Time: September 13, 2009, 5:51 am
If you are going to go for pasties, you have to have the boobs to back them up.
She clearly doesn’t, earning these pasties a spot on the Hello Kitty Hell Wall of Fame (which there should be).
#16 Comment from Taylor
Time: September 13, 2009, 9:55 am
I want to be that woman.
That’s amazing.
#17 Comment from chelle
Time: September 13, 2009, 11:19 am
that’s disgusting.
#18 Comment from ashley
Time: September 13, 2009, 2:45 pm
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
#19 Comment from Sarah
Time: September 13, 2009, 5:45 pm
I can still see it when I shut my eyes.
#20 Comment from flery
Time: September 14, 2009, 10:49 am
say what you may, but i think that girl is brave!
#21 Comment from Tragic
Time: September 14, 2009, 12:42 pm
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth…
#22 Comment from hahaha
Time: September 14, 2009, 2:26 pm
My friend went to DragonCon and probably stared at them with glee…
…. because she’s a Hello Kitty fanatic, of course.
#23 Comment from Sheila (@stinginthetail)
Time: September 14, 2009, 4:07 pm
hahahahahaha – oh god, i’m so sorry you’re in hello kitty hell, but thank you for the laughs …. you too, Darlene! :*
#24 Comment from Donna
Time: September 14, 2009, 4:47 pm
OMG! That image will be forever burned in my mind. I wish I could bleach my brain right now.
Seriously, this has to be one of the funniest, scariest, most bizarre things I’ve seen in my life & I spend all day at work surfing the internet.
Thanks for sharing, i think :*(
#25 Comment from scyllacat
Time: September 15, 2009, 12:03 pm
Yes, the dress code at Dragon*Con is ‘legal in the state of Georgia,’ which can be roughly summed up as ‘no pink.’ And not all of us are pretty, and we count on having loving friends not to treat us as ugly when we’re enjoying ourselves.
So, if you can’t stand nudity, Stay away from Dragon*Con.
And if your BEST response to con is making fun of fatties, Stay away from Dragon*Con.
And if this is the ugliest thing you’ve ever seen and you need brain bleach, then stay off the Internet and go back to looking forward to your 12th birthday party.
Dragon*Con Staffer
#26 Comment from The Boyfriend
Time: September 18, 2009, 12:51 pm
Actually, I was thrilled to have her arm and very proud to escort such a lovely lady at DragonCon.
She’s hot. I know the Internet is all about anonymously bringing down others to make yourself feel better, but it doesn’t have to always be that way.
#27 Comment from Liz
Time: September 20, 2009, 5:33 pm
Really, The Boyfriend? You were OKAY with having strangers get an eyeful of your girlfriends naked chest?
#28 Comment from Tally
Time: September 22, 2009, 12:13 am
jeeeeeeez, how did HK opinions happen to turn into a “right” and “wrong” fest?? god I hate human morality. I’m not bohemian, but I don’t shove moral authority down people’s throats.
And speaking of morality, did I hear a faint discrimination in the distance? Dragon*Con is quite an amazing fan convention to go to, even if some people like to judge on outer appearances. Oh hypocrisy
#29 Comment from scyllacat
Time: September 22, 2009, 4:45 am
Liz, have you MET the Internet? Remember in elementary school where we learned how people are all unique and different? One of those differences includes “being okay with having strangers get an eyeful.” The variety of human beings is strange and wonderful.
And no, nudity or partial nudity is not indicative of having no morals. Those of us who have morals and like nudity find this assumption offensive.
#30 Comment from Cindi
Time: September 22, 2009, 9:59 pm
I guess….hypocrisy…um…actually I don’t mind nudity as much if there is not HK attached….sure worse can happen….but this is really bad….
#31 Comment from Lexy
Time: September 24, 2009, 11:18 am
WAT THE ??? IS THAT AHHHHHH HELLO KITTY SHOULD NOT BE ON HER!! AHHH
#32 Comment from Mandarin Kitten
Time: September 27, 2009, 4:19 pm
that woman is HUGE!!
#33 Comment from sportsmansgirl
Time: September 30, 2009, 9:07 am
I love HK pasties, dirndl corsets, leopard print of any kind AND flip flops. Would I have the balls that Darlene did to wear them all @ once, prolly not. Good for you Babe, you go! And PS, why all the the HK pasty mentions and nobody points out the real issue in the pic which is that BF drinks Bud Light. Clearly we must rescue you BF from this domestic beer consumption… Keep rockin it you two! Xoxox
#34 Comment from Alexis
Time: October 6, 2009, 1:35 am
To the wearer of the pasties: You go, girl! You look like you’re having fun… and The Boyfriend looks like he’s not only having fun, but going to have more fun later, if you know what I mean.
To a certain few of the commenters: I’m terribly sorry if the average female body offends you so. However, unless you’re going to spend your whole life dating 19-year-old sorority girls, you will eventually discover that the price of seeing bare boobs is watching them sag.
#35 Comment from JessaVirikas
Time: October 13, 2009, 7:29 pm
Okay, I love Hello Kitty and all…but honestly…her saggy ass boobs kinda are ruining that for me….
#36 Comment from Gothzilla
Time: October 17, 2009, 2:29 pm
CANNOT UNSEE!!
#37 Comment from Mutt
Time: November 3, 2009, 11:12 pm
Those aren’t fun bags their “done bags”
#38 Comment from Erin
Time: November 8, 2009, 9:58 pm
That’s not the average female body, sorry.
That’s kind of embarrassing, not just to her but the entire female population. Yikes.
#39 Comment from Audrie
Time: November 15, 2009, 11:45 pm
ew….oh man my tits..are so much cuter!!!
#40 Comment from erin
Time: November 19, 2009, 6:42 pm
I was at dragoncon and I met this person. She was a friend of a friend. What you dont understand about dragoncon is that plenty of people dress this way. It shows confidence on her behalf to be able to walk around like this, and she was all smiles the whole time I talked with her. She also got plenty of compliments. I doubt all of you have perfect bodies, and would be willing to bare it as much as she did.
#41 Comment from Unsanity
Time: November 22, 2009, 7:32 pm
I can handle the pasties, it’s the gunt that throws me off.
#42 Comment from Growupkiddies
Time: November 25, 2009, 6:10 pm
I think the lady looks sweet and has a nice smile. She’s pretty. Even if she is overweight, who cares? Half of America is overweight. Being big is not a symbol of being a failure at life. What IS a sign of being a failure at life is judging other people with a harsh eye that is used to photoshopped, plastic surgery victims that they show in most ‘men’s’ (read boys) magazines. Get over yourselves. You’d be lucky to get ANY woman, you immature bratty boys!
#43 Comment from M
Time: December 6, 2009, 8:00 pm
This is about Hello Kitty . . . not being overweight. And Hello Kitty doesn’t bring joy. And if Darlene gains nothing from this blog, she ought not read it.
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Time: December 15, 2009, 7:45 pm
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#45 Comment from paige
Time: December 22, 2009, 6:26 pm
._. i feel sorry for hello kitty….
#46 Comment from annalisse
Time: December 29, 2009, 9:46 am
my eyes hurt.
#47 Comment from tres_pimpe
Time: January 2, 2010, 4:54 pm
What’s funny is that chick is probably getting/has gotten more action than anyone here that had anything negative to say. No offense, ‘the boyfriend’, but I’d tap that.
#48 Comment from Hello Satan
Time: January 8, 2010, 6:59 pm
I’m actually more troubled by the plaid capri pants on the guy in the background. Inexcusable.
#49 Comment from ArielleG
Time: January 16, 2010, 4:43 pm
OMG, I just puked…. not only is that really strange, SHE sould not be wearing anything like that
#50 Comment from KarenR
Time: March 22, 2010, 10:40 pm
I’m a Dragon*Con-er, a Hello Kitty fan, and I think these are FABULOUS. Kitty looks happy, lady looks happy, boyfriend looks happy, I see no ill in this photo. In fact, I wish I felt half as good about my looks as this styling gal obviously does, so I could strut the Kitties too. Confidence is sexy. Loving yourself is sexy.
Slamming other people over the things that make them wonderful and unique is totally a loser tactic.
#51 Comment from Megan
Time: March 27, 2010, 1:04 am
:’(
#52 Comment from Megan
Time: March 27, 2010, 7:41 pm
eeeeewwwwwww people who wear hello kitty pasties do not seem to realize they are not sexy
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3159/2697164405_6b6400cb77.jpg
#53 Comment from Wolfie The Phrenic
Time: March 31, 2010, 4:15 pm
Um, all I have to say is, sure, the fact that they make hello kitty nipple tassels is freaky.
But don’t mock the girl wearing them. She’s going to dragon*con and having fun :/ Why do you lot have this need to mock someone who is actually happy with how they look?
I mean, just because most of the females who’d be commenting and young enough to be claiming that their tits are “cuter” are probably throwing up in the bathroom to “make themselves skinnier”
Woman’s breasts sag. It is what they do. If any of you had ever dated a woman past the age of 19 who actually had some tits, you would know this.
#54 Comment from SHEENA
Time: March 31, 2010, 7:38 pm
These people are outragious!!!
#55 Comment from Hannah
Time: April 1, 2010, 9:07 am
:/ She’s pretty confident, so I guess more power to her.
But she could use a little more support.
Also, props to her boyfriend for going as Captain Jack.
That made me smile.
Lmao, @Hello Satan. Those pants are indeed terrible.

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