Hello Kitty Nipple Tassels
While there are a lot of things in life that defy logic, there seems to be a disproportionate number of things Hello Kitty that can make this claim. That’s definitely the truth when it comes to Hello Kitty nipple tassels:
It’s bad enough that someone would make homemade pasties (and even worse, wear them out clubbing for all to see), but the fact that there is a market for Hello Kitty nipple tassels (and multiple versions of them to boot) basically confirms the fact that Hello Kitty has neared her goal of complete world domination. If I ever have to see these in use in real life, feel free to pick any one of the many Hello Kitty guns and put me out of my misery…
Sent in by Becci (via The Cheesecake Burlesque Shop) who deserves unthinkable torture for thinking it could ever be a good idea to let me know that something like this exists…
Update: The number of Hello Kitty pasties is more than a little disturbing. I’m just thankful that this photo wasn’t sent to me in actual use since we already know that is terrifying:
Sent in by Faustina
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Posted: July 17th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 34
Comments
#1 Comment from Rykan
Time: July 17, 2009, 3:49 pm
Wow. good gravy those are tasteless.
#2 Comment from suzanne
Time: July 17, 2009, 4:18 pm
your wife can’t POSSIBLY think that these things are “cute” and that their sole purpose is to “help women look and feel their best”??
#3 Comment from Kat
Time: July 17, 2009, 4:28 pm
Whenever I think of Hello Kitty, I always think of pre-pubescent girls. (not in any sexual way!!!!) And nipple tassel don’t go that well, and shouldn’t, with 12 year old girls. it’s creepy. O.o
#4 Comment from Tee
Time: July 17, 2009, 5:24 pm
Those are CUTE! I would so wear them!!!! My hubby’d love em’…..:P
#5 Comment from Charity
Time: July 17, 2009, 5:52 pm
I’m guessing this was to horrifying for our blogger to even comment..
~Ride em kitty cowgirl, wooohooo!
That needs a HK cowboy hat for sure.
Oh, and I’m kinda weirded out the tassles hang from her nose on those…
The first two are cute though 
#6 Comment from Indiana
Time: July 17, 2009, 6:30 pm
OMFG WTF ARE THESE PIECES OF CRAP?
…That is all.
@Suzanne,
Agreed 100%.
#7 Comment from Gail
Time: July 17, 2009, 7:09 pm
The Cowgirl one is my FAVORITE!
#8 Comment from kenzington
Time: July 17, 2009, 7:51 pm
the only time that you need to wear pasties with tassels on them in public is NEVER. you also wont need to wear clothing over them because they WOULD SHOW THRU THE FABRIC. and most of the guys i know think hello kitty is a total turn-off so im not really sure of the purpose of these….but i am very intrigued as to what darlene will say about these……
#9 Comment from Majda
Time: July 17, 2009, 8:54 pm
Where the hell would one even wear these? Like what sorta occasion calls for nipple tassels; specifically Hello Kitty ones. :/
#10 Comment from edward
Time: July 17, 2009, 10:13 pm
If you go on etsy, you can find sports-themed and Disney Princess-themed tassels.
Just saying…
#11 Comment from mellokitty
Time: July 17, 2009, 10:38 pm
Funny. Finally something i thought you might like. I mean since your wife buys and uses all Hello Kitty merch, it seems logical to me that you would win the argument of making her buy and “use” these. For your benefit of course, not in public, as pasties should never be worn in public unless you are a gorgeous black female recording artist.
#12 Comment from darlene
Time: July 17, 2009, 11:00 pm
You have no concept of what is important to women. If a woman wants to feel sexy, she wants to include Hello Kitty in that feeling because then not only is she sexy, but also cute and adorable at the same time. Hello Kitty helps women express their sexiness which is something you fail to comprehend.
Most men would love to see their girlfriend wearing these for them. You’re the only one that seems to have a problem with women expressing their feminine side probably because you are so intimidated by it. Maybe if you grew up a little, you would appreciate women for who they really are instead of spouting all your ignorant opinions that nobody wants to read.
#13 Comment from mabbii
Time: July 18, 2009, 1:50 am
… darlene… if he gre-omg.
that’s a lot for YOU to say.
hello kitty does NOT help women feel sexy
i’d feel stupid if i wore those for my boyfriend and i also think that he would not enjoy it
at all.
it’s hello kitty dammit.
#14 Comment from danigirl
Time: July 18, 2009, 1:51 am
oh my dear sweet lord NO!!!! as a former stripper this is just wrong on so very very many levels NOT RIGHT NOT RIGHT NOT RIGHT!!!!
#15 Comment from mabbii
Time: July 18, 2009, 1:52 am
.. forgot to mention.
there’s more of them
o_o…
OH NOES!
#16 Comment from Bad Alice
Time: July 18, 2009, 7:00 am
A friend sent me here, and now I don’t want to leave such awesomeness. You’re going in my google reader.
Couldn’t these be given a second use as pulls for window shades?
#17 Comment from Sakura
Time: July 18, 2009, 9:10 am
Is Darlene the poster’s wife… ‘coz I seriously am wondering… ^_^
#18 Comment from Womens with ACTUAL Brain
Time: July 18, 2009, 9:39 am
You have no concept of what is important to women. If a woman wants to feel sexy, she wants to include Hello Kitty in that feeling because then not only is she sexy, but also cute and adorable at the same time. <… DEAR GOD , CAN SOMEONE SHOT HER IN THE HEAD PLEASE?
whats with that anyway? theres no sense , i mean they even make guns of hello kitty but is not like I WANNA FEEL CUTE WHEN SHOOTING THINGS …. i mean , this is just awful , any woman who had brain ( an actual one ) WOULDNT USE THOSE THINGS!! …. do me an favor an burn those things with hello kitty gasoline ( PINK COLORED! ) or something.
#19 Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: July 18, 2009, 10:29 am
Is Darlene the poster’s wife… ‘coz I seriously am wondering… ^_^
#20 Comment from Sakura
Time: July 18, 2009, 11:23 am
@Hello Kitty Hell
LOL. Sorry! I didn’t realise so many people had thought/asked the same thing! I hadn’t quite gotten to the FAQ yet, I got a little sidetracked reading older posts!
Awesome blog by the way!
I live in Japan too (Osaka). I have seen a lot of HK products at a glance, mostly when walking past those HK stores with the big HK statues (that people like to get their photo taken next to…) but I have to say some of the products they are marketing these days are indeed bizarre…
#21 Comment from leslie
Time: July 18, 2009, 12:12 pm
OMG! WTF!
#22 Comment from Hime
Time: July 18, 2009, 3:47 pm
These are cute! I kind of want them, they’re so wrong in JUST the right way.
I think everyone should calm down & probably think about the context in which they’re made. It’s a burlesque shop, it’s probably meant for performers who want to throw a little kitsch in their act. It’s not all about sex, sometimes it’s just about a show. Sense of humour, people, recall it.
#23 Comment from maria
Time: July 18, 2009, 6:09 pm
wooow thats wrong
#24 Comment from Tibz
Time: July 19, 2009, 11:02 pm
Okay. As a female, I must say that when I want to feel sexy, I generally do not want to be adorable or cute like a cartoon cat aimed at children.
Then again, I’m sure pedophiles would find cute adorable prepubescent-girliness sexy. So it totally depends what kind of men you’re after, right, Darlene?
#25 Comment from acton
Time: July 20, 2009, 12:03 am
and Sanrio not going after them like a sack of bricks. Can anybody say copyright infringement
#26 Comment from Dmndash
Time: July 20, 2009, 12:51 pm
*imagines woman shaking her “possessions” to make the dangly thinghy go round*
*is overloaded with grotesque images and turns on Texas Chainsaw massacre for relaxation*
“Hello Kitty helps women express their sexiness which is something you fail to comprehend. ” oh hell no…if you want to feel sexy you put on skimpy black lingerie with strip-tease music in the background not something with a freaking cat smiling back at you
“Most men would love to see their girlfriend wearing these for them” maybe right before swallowing sulfuric acid..
#27 Comment from Liz
Time: July 21, 2009, 8:42 am
BLEAH!
#28 Comment from Ceilidh
Time: August 6, 2009, 2:37 pm
My mom’s a burlesque artist, and I bet her and her friends would think these are adorable.
#29 Comment from JDiRT
Time: August 10, 2009, 10:00 am
ordered one of each…
#30 Comment from Nina
Time: September 10, 2009, 1:35 pm
That’s gross.
#31 Comment from me
Time: October 21, 2009, 4:30 pm
may i ask WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WEAR THESE?
#32 Comment from Nicole
Time: October 22, 2009, 10:23 pm
eww…
#33 Comment from Scene Queen Mia
Time: March 14, 2010, 11:09 pm
I’m a teen where mine are probably aren’t big enough to fit those. Even though, I kinda wonder how most woman can fit into those.
#34 Comment from Lillith
Time: April 1, 2010, 7:54 am
I actually ran across these on Etsy the other day when I was looking for burlesque pasties. Hello Kitty was NOT one of my search terms, but she showed up anyway, along with Betty Boop and Care Bears. WTF.
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