Hello Kitty Marriage Certificate
It’s emails like these that ensure that the entire week is going to be hellish. I do my best never to bring up the subject of Hello Kitty weddings because my wife and I got married before her Hello Kitty obsession blossomed (yes, there are some miracles even in Hello Kitty Hell), and the fact that we didn’t have a Hello Kitty wedding doesn’t sit well. If any mention of weddings are made, the subject that we should retake our vows (this time decked out in Hello Kitty Hell wedding fashion) is the topic she wants to talk about for the next month. So you can imagine how disturbing it was to receive the knowledge that it’s possible to get a Hello Kitty marriage certificate:
It gets even work when you realize where the wedding took place and the outfits worn:
And just to make my life completely miserable, a video of the entire event was included (view at your own risk - you have been warned…)
When it comes to looking into the depths of Hello Kitty Hell, the Hello Kitty wedding is right down there at the source of the flame. Of all the the painful moments I’ve endured in Hello Kitty Hell, I can still imagine that a Hello Kitty wedding would be more painful which is a very scary thought. Of course, my wife thinks it would be a wonderful idea if we renewed our vows in a Hello Kitty ceremony and will be reminding me of this fact for the foreseeable future ensuring that Hello Kitty Hell remains much too hot even in the middle of winter…
Sent in by Achim (via his site Hello Kitty Museum). While I should propose some unthinkable cruel curse upon him for even thinking that it would be a good idea to send me these photos, it frightens me to think that there might not be anything worse than what he has already gone through…
Posted: January 1st, 2008 under Hello Kitty Wedding.
Comments: 41
Comments
Comment from charlotte
Time: January 1, 2008, 6:15 am
cool i love it now im 15 hope that this Hello Kitty Marriage Certificate will last until im 30 plus so thet i can register it
Comment from zongz
Time: January 1, 2008, 6:40 am
There are actually people weird enough to want that kind of marriage certificate? It scares me, really. I mean, that thing looks like a toy! Or one of those online marriage certificates that you just print out for fun. Kinda tacky….
Rant over. I feel very sorry for you… 
Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: January 1, 2008, 8:12 am
> … she wants to talk about for the next month.
Correction:
it must be ‘… for the next months’ or maybe ‘… for the rest of our marriage life’.
Comment from DJ Psychomike
Time: January 1, 2008, 9:25 am
But is there a Hello Kitty divorce?
Comment from darlene
Time: January 1, 2008, 10:14 am
That is is wonderful and it shows that there are a few good men out there that support their wives unlike you. It is every girl’s dream to be married in a Hello Kitty wedding. If everyone had a fairytale wedding like that, there would be a lot less divorce and meanness in the world. Instead of your constant complaining, why don’t you try and learn something from this upstanding individual who actually knows how to treat women right.
Comment from Heather the sane one
Time: January 1, 2008, 10:33 am
Darlene: ‘It is every girl’s dream to be married in a Hello Kitty wedding…’
You’re kidding, right? I don’t know about where you live, (obviously on another planet) but HERE in AMERICA, I don’t see people having Hello Kitty weddings nor do I pass by pink hello kitty-fied chapels. I guarantee you, very few people want a wedding like this. Also no SANE person would want this either.
‘If everyone had a fairytale wedding like that, there would be a lot less divorce and meanness in the world…..’
OH YES OF COURSE! I mean that’s the only way a marriage lasts! Spending thousands of dollars making sure a wedding is ‘perfect’ and hello kittified, because it’s not like there are ‘other’ factors that cause divorce, like finances, children, trust, etc. Honestly I think if more people had a wedding like this, the divorce rate would go UP.
Seriously, get you face out of your hello kitty butt and actually make a hate comment that makes sense. Oh wait WHOOPS, silly me, I forgot this is hello kitty, where sanity and sense doesn’t exist.
Comment from JOSHLYN
Time: January 1, 2008, 11:44 am
OKAY I LOVE HELLO KITTY BUT THE WEDDING THING IS GOING JUST A LITTLE 2 DAMN FAR. ALSO APPLIANCES CLOTHES PURSES SHSIT I MIGHT EVEN GET AT TATTOO BUT A WEDDING NO THAT IS SOMETHING THAT ME AND MY SPOUCE HAVE 2 AGREE ON
Comment from Wendy
Time: January 1, 2008, 1:29 pm
I could see going with a HK wedding, themed weddings are simpler (and cheaper) than doing the “perfect day” thing for the bride.
I suggested during the planning of our wedding (multiple times) that we’d be better off eloping. My husband insisted that we have the family there (he really hadn’t been exposed all that much to my family– after the wedding, and 8 grueling hours of having to be with my family, he agreed that eloping would have been the better course of action)
Comment from jennster
Time: January 1, 2008, 1:51 pm
lol heather you said everything i was going too. you are not the only sane one here!
Comment from KalikaDawne
Time: January 1, 2008, 2:25 pm
Darlene isn’t the assumption that it’s EVERYGIRL’S dream a sweeping generalization. Also, divorce doesn’t result from something minor, it’s the effects of two persons growing apart over the year. Please don’t be so insulting as to say divorce is anything less.
Comment from KalikaDawne
Time: January 1, 2008, 2:27 pm
BTW I actually like Hello Kitty items, I just think going this far is utterly insane!
Comment from maria
Time: January 1, 2008, 2:45 pm
this is possibly tackier than las vegas itself.
Comment from glerk
Time: January 1, 2008, 9:28 pm
My first reaction:
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Comment from k
Time: January 2, 2008, 2:08 am
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF!!!!!!!
Btw Darlene you are sooo dilusional, your soo %*&$% funny!!!!
Comment from kiswal
Time: January 2, 2008, 5:34 am
your ads are for hello kitty items and a show hosted by a gay guy giving advice to women.
i don’t fit here. no one does, EXCEPT hello kitty fans.
Comment from Saeko
Time: January 2, 2008, 1:15 pm
Hah Darlene what are you smoking? I want some.
And every girls dream?
Its not my dream or anyone else’s.
I can only hope your younger then me.
And getting married in an embarrassing manner like that
is no way of proving anything specially if they’re a good man or not.
a lot less divorce?
wth do you get that from?
Hello kitty must be real magical if you think that would stop a divorce honestly it would probably cause it.
I’d never force my soon-to-be husband into that.
-shivers-
Whats next? an HK church and religion…. oh no,forget I said that.
Comment from Chelle
Time: January 2, 2008, 1:19 pm
Horrifying.
Comment from Eize
Time: January 2, 2008, 6:30 pm
Tackiest wedding pictures EVER!
Comment from Subjugated_In_NY
Time: January 2, 2008, 7:30 pm
Wow….just
I’m speechless…I am without speech.
Even the music….
Poor guy.
Comment from Sanaechan
Time: January 2, 2008, 8:23 pm
Aaaww…. I really love that couple… They are just so crazy, you must see their home, absolutely cute.
I’d really like to have a hello kitty wedding like that, and of course my bf would like it too. Cmon guys, it is not really bad, just think about it!
Comment from poof
Time: January 2, 2008, 9:06 pm
…i want a gun to my ears for the music alone….
Comment from Jesse
Time: January 2, 2008, 11:25 pm
@ darlene
LMFAO……wow, I’m so glad that I’m gay. A hello kitty wedding is the most ridiculous thing ever.
Comment from Suzanne
Time: January 3, 2008, 1:57 am
Okay, I admit, I’m crazy Hello Kitty obsessed. But I could never have a Hello Kitty wedding. I don’t know…. life sized Hello Kitties creep me out…
Comment from naah
Time: January 3, 2008, 9:14 am
WTF.. May as well get married at chuck e. cheese for how lame and rediculus that was. Wonder if that’s even legit or just for show.
Comment from moriyah
Time: January 3, 2008, 12:57 pm
Dear Darlene
IT IS NOT EVERY GIRLS DREAM TO BE MARRIED IN A HELLO KITTY WEDDING.
You are disillusioned… seriously. What world are you living in?
Comment from Cake
Time: January 3, 2008, 2:16 pm
DJ psychomike-
‘But is there a Hello Kitty divorce?’
XD
never :3
Comment from bear_1
Time: January 3, 2008, 10:07 pm
Darlene: ‘It is every girl’s dream to be married in a Hello Kitty wedding…’
Every girl’s dream? You have got to be kidding me! Hell will freeze over before I have HK within a hundred miles of any wedding I have. You are beyond delusional, Darlene. It’s time for them to take you away to the nearest asylum…
Comment from ying
Time: January 3, 2008, 11:29 pm
Did you see the MTR one? That’s a huge affair with an entire Hello Kitty train to go with the wedding, this is nothing.
Check it out here: http://video.sanriotown.com/video/b9ad1c6f2c5f8c22
or
http://blog.sanriotown.com/hk_wedding:hellokitty.com/
It was a once of a kind super special wedding, major headlines.
Comment from ying
Time: January 4, 2008, 7:20 am
Hey, I posted a link and it was deleted, is there some kind of policy against putting links up there? Anyway, am trying again.
There was a big hello kitty wedding in Hong Kong that was much bigger so wanted to share it…they put up an entire train http://blog.hellokitty.com/hk_wedding/ is the link.
Comment from Flying Potato
Time: January 4, 2008, 11:31 am
I can’t believe it’s an official marriage certificate…
Comment from siimuk
Time: January 4, 2008, 10:26 pm
So it was the groom that sent this to you?? I’m worried about that marriage!
Comment from Jessbyte
Time: January 8, 2008, 4:34 am
After the amazingly horrifying HKness of this, you know what my next thought was? It’s gonna be an interesting marriage if the bride is leaning more towards the giant HK ‘thing’ than her new husband in the formal wedding photos. Does an affair count if it’s with merchandise???
Comment from Valerie
Time: January 12, 2008, 9:37 am
Personally, I think if u don’t overdo it then it could be really cute to do Hello Kitty themed wedding. I am obsessed with Japan, and I love their style. This site is pretty funny, cause you know Hello Kitty is popular when people are hating on it so much^.^; I would totally do Hello Kitty invitations, and maybe table cards and gifts. That’s just my opinion and that’s how I came upon this page. I am still debating on what I would do but it’s fun to think about^.^ Thanks for the ideas, though I def would not get those wedding rings. cheza
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Comment from Eric
Time: January 13, 2008, 3:05 pm
Is alternative marriage legal in Japan, i mean i just want to know as i find this video endearing.
Thanks,
The big E+
Comment from gtrgdss
Time: February 14, 2008, 2:06 am
OMG is that the song you were talking about that plays all the time? that makes me want to kill someone!!!!!
Comment from Rev. Adam (Church of the SubGenius)
Time: March 3, 2008, 4:52 pm
I just have one thing to say….
Whuchhhhhhh….
(For those who do not know, that is the sound of a cracking whip made not by a real whip, but from men mocking other men that do things that are clearly not what they want but do it because of what she wants.)
Comment from T-Dot
Time: March 4, 2008, 11:27 am
I dont think any man that complies with the idea of hello kitty is whiped. I’m 26 & a huge HK fan. I have my hello kitty stuff all over the house & my boyfriend has his sports stuff all over the house & we’re both happy!
My point is that he knows that there will be SOME hello kitty at our wedding and he’s fine with it cuz he knows that I’ll always recipricate in some way that makes him just as happy! Compromise people!!! Comporomise!!
As far as the full on HK wedding… I think its kind of a fun idea. I mean is it any different than going to Vegas and getting Elvis to marry you? I guess it just depends on if you prefer to have things the old fasioned way, of if you wanna jump outta the crowd and do something different!
Comment from Marcela
Time: April 25, 2008, 6:18 am
AS I said before, I had a HK themed wedding. IT WAS SO LOVELY… How can I get that certificate?
Comment from Hello Kitty rules!!
Time: May 16, 2008, 11:44 am
omg crazyness
Comment from Hello Kitty rules!!
Time: May 16, 2008, 11:44 am
i love hellokitty but the theme tube is scary lol
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