Hello Kitty Wedding Cake
What is it about Hello Kitty fanatics and weddings? There is something about the two together that bring out the worst in a Hello Kitty fanatic as can be plainly seen in any type of Hello Kitty wedding. This is one area that still brings fear to the forefront since we didn’t have a Hello Kitty wedding and my wife feels that she somehow missed something by not (thankfully, we got married long before the Hello Kitty fanaticism began) having one. But that yearning on my wife’s side to have a Hello Kitty anniversary wedding keeps popping up every time something like a Hello Kitty wedding cake ends up in my email box:
There is nothing that says doom and terror more for a groom than having to cut and serve your guests something like that on your wedding day. I have no doubt upon seeing that cake that there is another man that has every right to be a guest writer on this blog and he deserves to have the pity of men worldwide for the torture he is suffering.
Of course, my wife thinks it’s “absolutely adorable” and I distinctly heard the words “we should get one like that when we have our anniversary we…” at which point I slammed the door on my hand and screamed in pain because I calculated it would be infinitely less painful to do that than hearing the rest of the sentence. Unfortunately, it was probably only a temporary solution to the problem so I have a feeling that my extremities are going to be quite black and blue this coming week which seems to be a minor price to pay considering the alternative when living in Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by Mitzi who should only be able to eat that for the rest of her life for contemplating even for a second that it was a good idea to send me this photo…
Posted: January 12th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Wedding.
Comments: 60
Comments
Comment from Richard B
Time: January 13, 2008, 1:05 am
Im surprised that you didn’t comment on how Hello Kitty changed to a male on the cake and were married to… umm… each other? on the cake.
Comment from k
Time: January 13, 2008, 2:15 am
That’s realy ugly! I bet it tastes nasty too. Shouldn’t they be standing in the tea cup insted of on it? I guess scince the hk jeasus tat she can now walk, well stand, on water too. I would not eat this, even if it were free at someone’s wedding, it looks iky.
Tell me HKH what kind of cake is it, I bet it’s carrot cake, I hate carrot cake.
Comment from misawa
Time: January 13, 2008, 2:38 am
OMG SO CUTE!
I want it though I would get one differently. Like with Hello Kitty in a Kimono with Dear Daniel <3 and on a bridge :3
I would think it is vanilla or yellow cake since its traditional.
Comment from the little kitty
Time: January 13, 2008, 5:58 am
That cake looks wonky in more ways than one
Comment from Munchiehkitty
Time: January 13, 2008, 9:09 am
Richard B- Fyi-The male version of Hello Kitty is named Dear Daniel, and has been around for quite some time…
Okay, so I’m a huge fan but even I wouldn’t go THAT far….what is wrong with people, it’s people like that- that give us normal Hello Kitty loving people a bad rap… (I know, I can hear you all now- nothing about loving Hello Kitty is normal… I can take the heat) 
And the icing used for that cake is called Fondant Icing and is pretty gross to begin with, so adding Hello Kitty to it probably won’t make it any better…
P.S. Mr. HKH- I hope your hand is okay….
Comment from Frugalforlife
Time: January 13, 2008, 10:04 am
The sweet yumm-i-ness just makes me sick! xP
Comment from steph
Time: January 13, 2008, 10:23 am
i like the bottom half of the cake….its kinda alice in wonderland-ish.
Comment from jennster
Time: January 13, 2008, 2:08 pm
i agree with steph, except for the HK parts, it is a really cute cake.
Comment from Courtney
Time: January 13, 2008, 2:10 pm
Holy Shit.
That Things Hideous,
But I Agree With Steph The Bottom Of The Cake Is Nice And Alice In Wonderlandish.
Just Cut Of The Top Half And It Would Be Fine =]
Comment from brien
Time: January 13, 2008, 3:31 pm
Are the kitties on the top edible? Could you slice through Hello Kitty’s head and eat half of it, and put the other half in the freezer for a year?
Comment from bear_1
Time: January 13, 2008, 4:33 pm
That is one scary cake! And it makes me fear for the future of humanity that these fanatics keep coming up with this kind of crap. HKH, I hope you never, ever have to actually come into contact with that monstrosity, or any other like it.
Comment from Eize
Time: January 13, 2008, 7:16 pm
Without HK and DD, I’d like this cake. Hope it tastes better than it looks. If the HK on this cake is edible, just think how fun it will be to dissect her! The possibilities, man! 
Mr. HKH, I do hope all this self-flagellating doesn’t send you to the ICU.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 14, 2008, 2:07 am
There are other minds working the same sort of way as mine. As far as I can see, the figures are made of (or at least covered in) fondant (aka royal) icing, so you can bite HK’s head off without risking any worse injury than a nasty toothache!
Also, hope your hand gets better soon Mr HKH.
Comment from Cyn
Time: January 14, 2008, 4:20 am
Now that must take the cake right? I bet that a Hello Kitty fanatic would want one at her wedding but NOT eating it because it’s too cute (like not using toilet paper that has Hello Kitty on it) so the cake would be useless anyway right?
But seriously Hello Kitty at a wedding?????????? This cake belongs to a 6 years old Birthday party not an adult affair.
Comment from ThePenguin
Time: January 14, 2008, 5:43 am
> us normal Hello Kitty loving people
I find this statement extremely worrying at several different levels.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 14, 2008, 8:41 am
Well, it is an oxymoron…. 
Comment from HKPepper
Time: January 14, 2008, 9:33 pm
i think it’s soooo cute since this is my cake!! haha!! i have really good laughs reading your comments. rather finding your comments offensive, i find it hilarious. thanks for making my day! i love hello kitty hell!
Comment from siimuk
Time: January 14, 2008, 9:40 pm
I used to take cake decorating classes and the icing used is Fondant – easy to mould but doesnt taste that great… Hope it wasnt fruit cake.
Comment from lowell_hates_hk
Time: January 14, 2008, 11:30 pm
I went to HKpepper’s (aka Mitzi Rimando) wedding and you guys have seen nothing yet… you guys are freaking out over the hk wedding cake.. wait till you see the HK-SHAPED PASTA they served!!!! EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW…..
Comment from HKPepper
Time: January 15, 2008, 12:15 am
To lowell_hates_hk – Nice try Terence! Haha!
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 15, 2008, 2:10 am
Ok, I double dare HKP and/or LHHK to supply a photo of the pasta, and Mr HKH to post it!
Oh and HKP, we may differ about HK marketting tat, but we’re both here for the same reason!
Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: January 15, 2008, 3:16 am
Ok, I double dare HKP and/or LHHK to supply a photo of the pasta, and Mr HKH to post it!
Unfortunately, Hello Kitty Pasta is already a regular meal at our place…
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 15, 2008, 7:16 am
Sorry. The pasta’s not even available in the UK as far as I know (and long may that situation continue).
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 15, 2008, 7:19 am
After following the link, I did have seeing it cooked and covered in pasta sauce or pesto in mind though.
Comment from Suzanne
Time: January 15, 2008, 12:12 pm
That reminds me, my boyfriend made a cake for my “Hello Kitty Anniversary” to mark the 1 year anniversary of my starting to like Hello Kitty. I put the link in my name, hopefully it will work (its a facebook album, so I hope it will show.)
Comment from HKPepper
Time: January 15, 2008, 8:39 pm
Hi Mr. Hello Kitty Hell! Don’t worry, i’ll send all my hello kitty wedding stuffs pictures soon…bwahahaahaha!!
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 16, 2008, 2:06 am
I’ll take that as dare accepted and met HKP.
Comment from Wennie
Time: January 17, 2008, 4:51 pm
I always wanted a HK wedding cake. My ideal cake would be a regular white wedding cake with white and pink flower decoration. I want to get plastic HK and DD in wedding dress and tux for the top. That way, I can save it after the wedding.
Comment from Ashley
Time: January 24, 2008, 8:09 am
wow that is a very beautiful cake but the hk on top does look a bit creepy like shes gonna jump off the cake and kill the bride lol.
Comment from Padoxiegirl
Time: January 28, 2008, 12:44 pm
Truly frightening.
Comment from Mandie
Time: January 31, 2008, 9:39 pm
how strange…its cute i’d like it more for a birthday or a sweet 16 rather than a wedding cake, but that would mean ms kitty and mr daniel would have to change their outfits
Comment from Sandi
Time: March 8, 2008, 1:59 am
That cake looks yummy. Hmmmm….maybe its chocolate?
Comment from HKPepper
Time: April 17, 2008, 6:04 pm
No Sandi, it’s choco butter chip
Comment from khalezia
Time: April 20, 2008, 5:25 pm
that is cute
Comment from Marcela
Time: April 25, 2008, 6:04 am
Hi there
I had a Hello Kitty Wedding 3 weeks ago (here in Colombia, South America). My dress was so beautiful!! The invitations, bubbles, main table, cake server set, wine glasses… everything was decorated with HK. I’n so happy… And everybody said it was a perfect way to combine HK and the romantic.
Comment from Hello Jessie
Time: May 6, 2008, 11:11 am
why why why
Comment from meeka
Time: May 11, 2008, 11:18 pm
I am totally impressed!! I thought of using little kittys to guard my cake. this is so much better.
Comment from HKPepper
Time: May 20, 2008, 11:53 pm
hi marcela! can i see your pics? do you have website or blogs with your hello kitty wedding?
Comment from ME
Time: June 10, 2008, 6:33 pm
that is the most coolest i love hello kitty. i might steal you idea!! lol
Comment from Ellen
Time: June 12, 2008, 9:51 am
Richard B…That isn’t male hello kitty, thats her long term boyfriend Dear Daniel! I think that that cake has to be the all time cutest thing I have ever seen. I must have one.
Comment from HKPepper
Time: June 16, 2008, 7:00 pm
thank you ellen, meeka and ME!
Comment from JenPS
Time: June 27, 2008, 7:57 pm
The story of the conversation with your wife and her reaction to the Hello Kitty cake topper was the exact conversation I had with my husband when I saw the picture initially. Creepy!
Comment from Tibz
Time: July 5, 2008, 12:54 am
If I had to get married with a cake like that, I would rather not get married. And this is speaking as a girl. Weren’t weddings supposed to be grown-up things?
Comment from b
Time: July 23, 2008, 3:17 pm
cute
Comment from Cynthia
Time: July 24, 2008, 7:53 pm
OMG that cake is just ugly. I think my 6 year old looks adorable in Hello kitty clothes and I even like Hello Kitty but I think people are going way overboard with it. I feel for you.
Comment from Maria
Time: July 27, 2008, 1:15 pm
Awww its adorable
Comment from Rei
Time: October 23, 2008, 2:06 pm
I have to admit- that cake and the art was done really well… (Kinda looks good to eat, knowing that Hello Kitty is probably super sweet)
But in the end… Hello Kitty Wedding Cake? I dunno… That seems to diminish the whole meaning of marriage in one go!
Comment from Yasmin
Time: November 8, 2008, 7:56 am
Hate to say this but that cake actually look very artistic & very well made. It’s very pretty indeed.
Comment from sierra
Time: November 19, 2008, 7:04 pm
i want a hello kitty wedding cake maybe a tad bit…well…not so gay?
Comment from Mini Minx
Time: November 20, 2008, 8:02 am
Lets all hope that Darlene gets married soon & then we can see ALL the pics, video, dress, tuxedo, cake, marriage certificate…. & have a laugh!!! It will just be one big meringue fluffy HK do…. Maybe she’ll wear the HK head on her wedding night… Hmmmm…..
Comment from AEther
Time: December 8, 2008, 8:28 pm
The cake is a cool concept. It looks a little lopsided to me. It looks like Dear Daniel is leaning strangely.
Comment from Lex
Time: December 29, 2008, 9:21 am
Oh grow up, people! That cake is awful and not fitting for a wedding. I like HK, but I only buy it for my 7yo daughter. I hate when adults ‘do’ kid’s stuff…like wear Tazmanian Devil T-shirts and Mickey Mouse socks. Geez.
Comment from Hkpepper
Time: January 13, 2009, 1:39 am
why do you hate it when grown up people do kids stuff? don’t you find it cute when sometimes you still find the child in you? sometimes it’s also fun when things aren’t serious. it does not always have to be mature and heavy…look at the brighter and lighter side of life…
Comment from lindsay :)
Time: February 24, 2009, 12:15 pm
i love hello kitty, and i am obsessed.
but having a hello kitty wedding cake is just ridiculous.
HELLO; it is suppose to be the best day of your life, and cutting through a slab of hk isnt very romantic.
haha.
Comment from HKPepper
Time: February 25, 2009, 12:31 am
depends on your choice lindsay…if you don’t find it romantic, then ok fine, your call…but if one likes it, then GO! do it!
Comment from Clarie
Time: April 3, 2009, 5:02 am
Now, subtracting Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel from the cake, I like the concept of it. Infact I’d love to have a cake like that. (Tea cup style) for a birthday or somethin’. Doubt my boyfriend would like a teacup wedding cake anyway…
I wouldn’t either actually…
Comment from alva
Time: April 17, 2009, 11:47 am
Ohhh dear daniel & hello kitty, they look cute togther, you know hello kitty also has a sister named mimmy
Comment from DeEsKiI
Time: May 22, 2009, 11:00 am
Ummmm yea who’s wedding is it suppose to b again?? Da kats or normal human ppl??
Comment from Patty
Time: July 14, 2009, 6:33 am
Patty would we be able to do something like this with flames on the cake?
Thanks,
Robin
Comment from cate
Time: September 19, 2009, 2:39 am
OH SO CUTE!
i have to admit that i actually like this cake. but for a wedding, thats just screwed up.
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