Hello Kitty Sweets Pastry Shop
When emails like this show up in my mailbox, I know it’s going to be a Hello Kitty Hellish day. Anything Hello Kitty is bad enough, but when you combine Hello Kitty with something else my wife likes (such as pastries or sweets), then things get a bit out of control. So it was no surprise that my wife is doubly determined to make it to Taiwan (via Hello Kitty airline and through Hello Kitty airport) to get dessert at a pastry shop dedicated to Hello Kitty:
There really should be a law dictating that Hello Kitty themed shops should not be allowed to exist. These are the worst for those who live with a Hello Kitty fanatic because it’s a “destination place” and there is never anything good that can come about when you are taking a trip with the sole purpose of going to a Hello Kitty themed shop.
Having been dragged to themed shops like this more than my fair share of times, You quickly learn the types of people that are there. Obviously, the place is overrunning with Hello Kitty fanatics which can often be worse than the themed store itself. Then there are the partners of the fanatics that fall into one of two categories. Most are the young men that think that by taking the Hello Kitty fanatic to the Hello Kitty themed shop, they are going to get some that evening not knowing the hellish path they have chosen to take. The others are like me who fervently try to warn the younger men to bail out asap or get ready for a life of Hello Kitty Hell.
It is in places like this where lives of Hello Kitty Hell begin…
Sent in by ed (via daisy’s blog) who really should have to eat all his meals at Hello Kitty themed shops for even thinking for a second that sending this to me would be a good idea…
Posted: January 25th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Food.
Comments: 34
Comments
Comment from Adrian
Time: January 25, 2008, 1:36 am
Oh man…that is just so stupidly weird and awesome at the same time. You don’t see many cartoon characters with their own pastry shops…but then not all of them are trying to take over the world, either.
Comment from Cyn
Time: January 25, 2008, 7:48 am
This one doesn’t look that bad, if I were living nearby I might even go there, that said I’m a normal person who would NOT take a special trip just to go there LOL I think that’s the difference between a Hello Kitty Fanatic and a normal person who think one or two Hello Kitty items here and there is cute 
Comment from Absinth
Time: January 25, 2008, 8:14 am
At least you get to poke Hk with a fork and cut it with a knife! And chew on it! The swallowing part is complicated though… I think your wife would be most offended if you spat out the delicacies of HK. I think I can only wish, happy holidays in Taiwan! 
Comment from liz
Time: January 25, 2008, 10:07 am
that cake looks delicious though…..
if you ended up having to go with your wife to taiwan, to that place, can we have a report of how she cut through kitty’s face with a knife, and poke it with the fork, and put it in her mouth with a big smile?
p.s… it’d be great if the sponge cake inside were red. to go with the hello kitty cutting scene.
Comment from Susan
Time: January 25, 2008, 10:41 am
Yesterday, my friend bought a Hello Kitty lollipop, and she packed a bite into my mouth. I almost threw up. Here’s a surprise: Hello Kitty taste just as bad as she look. *shiver*
Comment from adora
Time: January 25, 2008, 1:48 pm
This one is not too hellish. You can cut her head right in half with a knife!
BTW, wasn’t there a Hello Kitty Cafe in Hong Kong? I think it was not licensed by Sanrio and they had to change the name, but continue to serve all food on Hello Kitty plates and cutlery which the customers can take home.
Comment from Antinous
Time: January 25, 2008, 5:48 pm
I’d like to point out that it might actually be bean cake with sweet squid frosting.
Comment from Yami
Time: January 26, 2008, 4:02 pm
…I want to go there, and its your fault. ^^; It looks a bit mild compare to some of the other things I’ve seen for HK.
Comment from devon
Time: January 26, 2008, 8:23 pm
you have my sympathy :]
…bahah. sweet squid frosting? haha.
Comment from Kelly
Time: January 27, 2008, 4:20 pm
Yum!! You know they have a Hello Kitty cafeteria at Sanrio Puroland? You can already get Hello Kitty desserts there… it’s so yum!!
Comment from you cant make me! :p
Time: January 27, 2008, 6:51 pm
You know you retarded man… some kids like hello kitty! Like me! Be glad she teaches kids the proper manners instead of bratz acting like streetwalkers! YOU ARE RETARDED! I hate you! I wish you were the hello kitty cake and people cut through your face! Bad man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment from Zararocs
Time: January 28, 2008, 12:45 pm
Wow, that’s a bit intense…”YOU ARE RETARDED!” Yikes. Anyway, my mom and I made a homemade Hello Kitty cake for my 23rd birthday and it was fantastic. As for a whole pastry shop after Hello Kitty, I can’t say I am surprised. I’m actually surprised she hasn’t spread the Hello Kitty pastry goodness around the world in air tight packages, because THAT is something Sanrio and HK could do to continue their monopoly of girly/guy things.
Comment from siimuk
Time: January 28, 2008, 7:29 pm
My sister in law would love this place! Sweets and pastries are a delight for her.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 29, 2008, 2:15 am
YCMM, so you’re saying that cutting people is better manners than dressing sexy, and trying to treat people in a kind and positive manner?
Comment from Alfred
Time: January 29, 2008, 8:41 am
I MUST go there.NOW!
Comment from Mhkitty
Time: January 29, 2008, 9:03 am
Yo, You cant make me :p, YOU are the poster child for birth control!
This is why there are parental controls on computers now… this girl’s parents should use them!
Dudes, I think this place is great, and I LOVE hello kitty.
It’s just too funny, until you get the wacked out fanatics and bratty kids…hey I wonder if she’s realated to Darlene?????
Absinth you are so right, what fun is something cute and cuddly until you can hack it with a knife!?!?!?!
I bet it would go great with a nice Chianti and Fava beans 
Comment from someone sane
Time: January 29, 2008, 2:13 pm
are you seriously twisted somewhat, because who spends their time making a site dedicated to a fictional character, a character like any other can be liked and disliked to a certain extent? twisted freak.. do something useful with your life
Comment from jennev
Time: January 29, 2008, 4:06 pm
Mmmmmmmm. That cake does look even though it might be made with squid.
Comment from mhkitty
Time: January 29, 2008, 4:16 pm
Hey someone sane: go away…………..far, far away.
Squid cake, yum.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 30, 2008, 6:05 am
mhkitty, I agree, oh and “Someone sane”, don’t let the door hit you on your brain on the way out!
Comment from Mandie
Time: January 30, 2008, 11:42 pm
Oh goodness! I want to go there! A hello kitty cake is the cutest thing ever! I hope they keep insulin on hand, I’m liable to go into shock from all the sugar <3
Comment from Roxay
Time: February 3, 2008, 3:30 am
on the upside if you do visit that shop atleast you’re safe in the knowledge that you are eating hello kitty’s face therefore ridding the world of 1 extra hello kitty product.
Comment from andophiroxia
Time: February 4, 2008, 10:38 am
Actually I went to that site, and I want to let you know the link on that site is dead. It’s wierd. It will show you the store, but the link on the bottom won’t go anywhere.
Thought that would make you happy. I did put the link to the pizza you put up on my blog and I sent it to all of my friends.
They thought it was gross.
Comment from jayla
Time: February 7, 2008, 4:12 pm
hello kitty site is cool but the PIZZA looks gross
Comment from evelyn
Time: February 17, 2008, 3:18 am
thats awesome…
i love hello kitty…
im a pastry and bakery student in singapore…can i work there after i graduate??
Comment from MissFinland93
Time: February 17, 2008, 2:11 pm
That cake looks delicious! And it’s cute too. ^^
Comment from pouli
Time: February 21, 2008, 1:54 pm
my friend just went to that pastry last week! I’ll ask her how it looks and tastes in kitty’s head.
Comment from Fanny
Time: March 4, 2008, 1:24 am
Hi, can anybody tell mi whr is e hello kitty sweets pastry shop in taiwan? Can tell me the address & how to get there.
Comment from Mari
Time: March 24, 2008, 6:23 pm
See, cute AND sweet (literally) XD
Comment from Darlene Support
Time: March 25, 2008, 10:10 am
There you go again, bashing Hello Kitty when all she does is bring joy and happiness to the world! Hello Kitty and the combination of a sweet shop is the best that could happen! People love Hello Kitty and all you do is bring her down. You should appreciate all the trouble your wife goes to to bring you Hello Kitty things. You are a selfish, selfish man.
Comment from heartless.slut
Time: April 1, 2008, 4:24 pm
i dnt undastand y people keep dissing hello kitty all the time. She’s so cute, and she has, like, a million different personalities, so it’s not like shes just a dumb, sweet little thing, shes tough too!
And, like, a Hello Kitty pastry shop soundz awesum, id luv 2 go there!
Y dnt u grow up and get over urself?! God, im only 14 and im probly more mature than u!
Comment from charrlie
Time: April 15, 2008, 8:39 pm
I want on for my birthday it’s coming up where can I order on. I wish I could just move to a town with all Hello Kitty stuff. i want to go there.
Comment from Danielle French
Time: April 17, 2008, 4:58 pm
i really would love to eat that cake and ummmmmmmmmmm it really do seems peaceful on all the lil messages maybe that is because DARELENE didnt leave anything.
Comment from Danielle French
Time: April 17, 2008, 5:00 pm
never mind i see where she left something at.uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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