Hello Kitty Hell

#1 Comment from Adrian
Time: January 25, 2008, 1:36 am

Oh man…that is just so stupidly weird and awesome at the same time. You don’t see many cartoon characters with their own pastry shops…but then not all of them are trying to take over the world, either.

#2 Comment from Cyn
Time: January 25, 2008, 7:48 am

This one doesn’t look that bad, if I were living nearby I might even go there, that said I’m a normal person who would NOT take a special trip just to go there LOL I think that’s the difference between a Hello Kitty Fanatic and a normal person who think one or two Hello Kitty items here and there is cute

#3 Comment from Absinth
Time: January 25, 2008, 8:14 am

At least you get to poke Hk with a fork and cut it with a knife! And chew on it! The swallowing part is complicated though… I think your wife would be most offended if you spat out the delicacies of HK. I think I can only wish, happy holidays in Taiwan!

#4 Comment from liz
Time: January 25, 2008, 10:07 am

that cake looks delicious though…..
if you ended up having to go with your wife to taiwan, to that place, can we have a report of how she cut through kitty’s face with a knife, and poke it with the fork, and put it in her mouth with a big smile?

p.s… it’d be great if the sponge cake inside were red. to go with the hello kitty cutting scene.

#5 Comment from Susan
Time: January 25, 2008, 10:41 am

Yesterday, my friend bought a Hello Kitty lollipop, and she packed a bite into my mouth. I almost threw up. Here’s a surprise: Hello Kitty taste just as bad as she look. *shiver*

#6 Comment from adora
Time: January 25, 2008, 1:48 pm

This one is not too hellish. You can cut her head right in half with a knife!
BTW, wasn’t there a Hello Kitty Cafe in Hong Kong? I think it was not licensed by Sanrio and they had to change the name, but continue to serve all food on Hello Kitty plates and cutlery which the customers can take home.

#7 Comment from Antinous
Time: January 25, 2008, 5:48 pm

I’d like to point out that it might actually be bean cake with sweet squid frosting.

#8 Comment from Yami
Time: January 26, 2008, 4:02 pm

…I want to go there, and its your fault. ^^; It looks a bit mild compare to some of the other things I’ve seen for HK.

#9 Comment from devon
Time: January 26, 2008, 8:23 pm

you have my sympathy :]

…bahah. sweet squid frosting? haha.

#10 Comment from Kelly
Time: January 27, 2008, 4:20 pm

Yum!! You know they have a Hello Kitty cafeteria at Sanrio Puroland? You can already get Hello Kitty desserts there… it’s so yum!!

#11 Comment from you cant make me! :p
Time: January 27, 2008, 6:51 pm

You know you retarded man… some kids like hello kitty! Like me! Be glad she teaches kids the proper manners instead of bratz acting like streetwalkers! YOU ARE RETARDED! I hate you! I wish you were the hello kitty cake and people cut through your face! Bad man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#12 Comment from Zararocs
Time: January 28, 2008, 12:45 pm

Wow, that’s a bit intense…”YOU ARE RETARDED!” Yikes. Anyway, my mom and I made a homemade Hello Kitty cake for my 23rd birthday and it was fantastic. As for a whole pastry shop after Hello Kitty, I can’t say I am surprised. I’m actually surprised she hasn’t spread the Hello Kitty pastry goodness around the world in air tight packages, because THAT is something Sanrio and HK could do to continue their monopoly of girly/guy things.

#13 Comment from siimuk
Time: January 28, 2008, 7:29 pm

My sister in law would love this place! Sweets and pastries are a delight for her.

#14 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 29, 2008, 2:15 am

YCMM, so you’re saying that cutting people is better manners than dressing sexy, and trying to treat people in a kind and positive manner?

#15 Comment from Alfred
Time: January 29, 2008, 8:41 am

I MUST go there.NOW!

#16 Comment from Mhkitty
Time: January 29, 2008, 9:03 am

Yo, You cant make me :p, YOU are the poster child for birth control!
This is why there are parental controls on computers now… this girl’s parents should use them!
Dudes, I think this place is great, and I LOVE hello kitty.
It’s just too funny, until you get the wacked out fanatics and bratty kids…hey I wonder if she’s realated to Darlene?????
Absinth you are so right, what fun is something cute and cuddly until you can hack it with a knife!?!?!?!
I bet it would go great with a nice Chianti and Fava beans

#17 Comment from someone sane
Time: January 29, 2008, 2:13 pm

are you seriously twisted somewhat, because who spends their time making a site dedicated to a fictional character, a character like any other can be liked and disliked to a certain extent? twisted freak.. do something useful with your life

#18 Comment from jennev
Time: January 29, 2008, 4:06 pm

Mmmmmmmm. That cake does look even though it might be made with squid.

#19 Comment from mhkitty
Time: January 29, 2008, 4:16 pm

Hey someone sane: go away…………..far, far away.
Squid cake, yum.

#20 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 30, 2008, 6:05 am

mhkitty, I agree, oh and “Someone sane”, don’t let the door hit you on your brain on the way out!

#21 Comment from Mandie
Time: January 30, 2008, 11:42 pm

Oh goodness! I want to go there! A hello kitty cake is the cutest thing ever! I hope they keep insulin on hand, I’m liable to go into shock from all the sugar <3

#22 Comment from Roxay
Time: February 3, 2008, 3:30 am

on the upside if you do visit that shop atleast you’re safe in the knowledge that you are eating hello kitty’s face therefore ridding the world of 1 extra hello kitty product.

#23 Comment from andophiroxia
Time: February 4, 2008, 10:38 am

Actually I went to that site, and I want to let you know the link on that site is dead. It’s wierd. It will show you the store, but the link on the bottom won’t go anywhere.

Thought that would make you happy. I did put the link to the pizza you put up on my blog and I sent it to all of my friends.

They thought it was gross.

#24 Comment from jayla
Time: February 7, 2008, 4:12 pm

hello kitty site is cool but the PIZZA looks gross

#25 Comment from evelyn
Time: February 17, 2008, 3:18 am

thats awesome…
i love hello kitty…
im a pastry and bakery student in singapore…can i work there after i graduate??

#26 Comment from MissFinland93
Time: February 17, 2008, 2:11 pm

That cake looks delicious! And it’s cute too. ^^

#27 Comment from pouli
Time: February 21, 2008, 1:54 pm

my friend just went to that pastry last week! I’ll ask her how it looks and tastes in kitty’s head.

#28 Comment from Fanny
Time: March 4, 2008, 1:24 am

Hi, can anybody tell mi whr is e hello kitty sweets pastry shop in taiwan? Can tell me the address & how to get there.

#29 Comment from Mari
Time: March 24, 2008, 6:23 pm

See, cute AND sweet (literally) XD

#30 Comment from Darlene Support
Time: March 25, 2008, 10:10 am

There you go again, bashing Hello Kitty when all she does is bring joy and happiness to the world! Hello Kitty and the combination of a sweet shop is the best that could happen! People love Hello Kitty and all you do is bring her down. You should appreciate all the trouble your wife goes to to bring you Hello Kitty things. You are a selfish, selfish man.

#31 Comment from heartless.slut
Time: April 1, 2008, 4:24 pm

i dnt undastand y people keep dissing hello kitty all the time. She’s so cute, and she has, like, a million different personalities, so it’s not like shes just a dumb, sweet little thing, shes tough too!
And, like, a Hello Kitty pastry shop soundz awesum, id luv 2 go there!
Y dnt u grow up and get over urself?! God, im only 14 and im probly more mature than u!

#32 Comment from charrlie
Time: April 15, 2008, 8:39 pm

I want on for my birthday it’s coming up where can I order on. I wish I could just move to a town with all Hello Kitty stuff. i want to go there.

#33 Comment from Danielle French
Time: April 17, 2008, 4:58 pm

i really would love to eat that cake and ummmmmmmmmmm it really do seems peaceful on all the lil messages maybe that is because DARELENE didnt leave anything.

#34 Comment from Danielle French
Time: April 17, 2008, 5:00 pm

never mind i see where she left something at.uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#35 Comment from Dana
Time: May 25, 2008, 11:58 pm

Wonderful.
Do they have website ?
Or … can you give me the address . Thanks and say hi to your wife

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#37 Comment from HKPepper
Time: May 28, 2008, 7:18 pm

have to go to taiwan in order for me to see this pastry shop, the hello kitty suite in kaoshiung and of course the hello kitty flight at eva air!! wow what a treat that would be!!!

#38 Comment from Xx_animeNeenee_xX
Time: July 9, 2008, 1:04 am

omfg i wanna go i wanna go i wanna go i wanna go i wanna go i wanna go i wanna go i wanna go i wanna go x infinity only if i could travel how coool!! drool

#39 Comment from b
Time: July 20, 2008, 1:38 pm

I like the decor other than the hello kitty stuff. As for my self i don’t mind hello kitty as i am a girl but i love your site and feel for you!

#40 Comment from Mia
Time: July 25, 2008, 4:33 pm

You KNOW She owns Her own line of sweAtshops, too…
=( •.•*)= mwahaha

#41 Comment from AntiShine
Time: July 31, 2008, 3:02 pm

I found your comments so true! I AM a HK fanatic and recently took a trip to L.A. where my #1 agenda item was visiting the HK store! Your outlook is hilarious and I truly feel for you that your girl is hooked. I imagine my husbands blog would look much like yours. Ever heard of Puroland? Its Hello Kitty’s version of Disneyland. Hello Tokyo.

#42 Comment from Rei
Time: October 24, 2008, 12:33 am

Wow… That is like a door that leads to another universe. The universe of the fairy and magical land of HK!

… I don’t know whether I should be awed by the fact that it’s a pastry store (I love sweets!!!) or the fact that it’s been kittified to death

#43 Comment from Anoymous
Time: November 20, 2008, 2:14 pm

Hi,um you should really consider not starting practically ALL of you comenatries with When emails like this show up in my mailbox, I know it’s going to be a Hello Kitty Hellish day. Its generic and self-centered. It sounds like a little kid talking.

#44 Comment from Bianca
Time: December 13, 2008, 6:25 pm

I think I’ve just seen Heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#45 Comment from Chelsea
Time: May 20, 2009, 4:48 am

My God.
I like HK quite a lot, but i feel sorry for people that get dragged to places like this. Obsession isn’t healthy, especially when it’s a cartoon cat that’s ‘five apples high’ or whatever it was.

#46 Comment from Anti-Darlene
Time: August 24, 2009, 6:37 pm

blehhhhh

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#48 Comment from possy
Time: September 14, 2009, 8:07 pm

Do they have another branch ? and where ?

#49 Comment from amooora
Time: October 14, 2009, 10:51 am

yuuuuummmm i want thaaaat cafe sooo baaad :’(((((((((((
where is that cafe????

#50 Comment from heatherjrock
Time: October 16, 2009, 10:09 pm

I’ve been there! I went twice. I’m a Hello Kitty fan, but not a fanatic. Anyway, it’s in Taipei, Taiwan, and it’s the only one in the world. It’s called Hello Kitty Sweets, and it is a restaurant/sweets shop. I have taken a lot of pictures and put them on my facebook…but how to show everyone? Hmm…I know! I’m going to add myself as a fan on facebook and post that I have pictures of this place on the fanwall. Any interest in seeing the pictures can submit a friend request and I will accept you!