Hello Kitty Babies Scarred for Life
What’s worse than going to a Hello Kitty Hospital to have a baby delivered? Being the baby that is delivered in the Hello Kitty hospital:



You know those babies are scarred for life. What else would you expect if the first thing you see upon opening your eyes is hospital staff dressed head to toe in the evil feline? Then they go and dress you in Hello Kitty as well.
Of course, my wife thinks it’s the greatest thing ever and that when we have kids, that is where we have to go to get them delivered. I never thought I would say this, but a vasectomy is starting to look real good in Hello Kitty Hell at the moment…
Sent in by arry (via reuters) who should have to have all future kids delivered at that hospital as punishment for thinking even for a split second that sending me these photos could bring about anything good in the world…
Posted: December 5th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Health, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 72
Comments
#1 Comment from Catherine
Time: December 5, 2008, 8:10 am
I’ve gotta have that little dark haired baby…. So adorable!
Can I buy him/her?
#2 Comment from Lucy
Time: December 5, 2008, 8:39 am
I have to admit… I actually like this…
#3 Comment from Sara Dane
Time: December 5, 2008, 9:02 am
You know… I have to agree with Lucy, it’s kinda cute
We can’t forget that HK is the Mickey of Japan, and I for one have seen many a hospital nursery/maternity ward with the Mickey theme so this really can’t be knocked…
@Catherine
Ebay, try Ebay.. You can find all kinds of stuff on there!!
#4 Comment from Stephanie
Time: December 5, 2008, 9:44 am
I don’t think that the HK is overdone here. Mainly it’s just the excessive use of pink. It’s really cute.
#5 Comment from Sophie
Time: December 5, 2008, 9:49 am
Would YOU wanna be ill in this hospital lol?
I do love hello kitty, but slightly O.T.T?
#6 Comment from emily hello kitty’s truest fan
Time: December 5, 2008, 10:43 am
actually sophie i think sara has a point hospitals have all mickey n pooh bear why not hk? rather a cute innocent kitten than an obese bear or half naked rat……….Plus i love this hospital!!!!!!!
I so wanna go here to have my baby!!!!!!
#7 Comment from Binks
Time: December 5, 2008, 11:01 am
I find this adorable for the maternity ward, sort of over the top for a regular hospital room. You do have to say though, it is very cheerful. At least if you are not Mr HKH.
@ Sara – so much cuter than Mickey
@ Catherine – only if it is a girl
#8 Comment from Acton
Time: December 5, 2008, 11:09 am
The only one bothered by this is Mr. HKH. I see no problem with this. A little over done but better than the usual sterile hospital environment
As for babies come on Gus truly you are being absurd. A young baby or toddler wold not know any difference if it was Hello Kitty or Micky Mouse.
#9 Comment from Xupz
Time: December 5, 2008, 11:23 am
OMG Can you imagine what kind of freaks those babies are going to become???
I worry for the next generation. What kind of society will we live in?
… one with HK freaks everywhere? “Oh Yeah, even when I was but a little child, I lived surrounded by HK <3 ! That must have been my destiny !”
*I’m going to be sick.*
#10 Comment from Catherine
Time: December 5, 2008, 11:41 am
@Binks Your right…
@Sara Dane…great idea. Actully I put him/her on my
Christmas list so Santa should take care of it.
#11 Comment from Hello Kitty Junkie
Time: December 5, 2008, 12:07 pm
OMG!!! I Need to have my baby there! ^_^
Maybe you should get your wife preggers so she can deliver a baby in this hospital!?!?! ;D
#12 Comment from moriyah
Time: December 5, 2008, 12:09 pm
I severely dislike this hospital. There is nothing there that would make me feel calm or relaxed. I like pink, but that’s just too much. Should I have kids, I’m going for home birth… just so I can avoid all the crap they put on the walls, etc.
#13 Comment from andophiroxia
Time: December 5, 2008, 12:12 pm
If I was expecting a girl. Ok.
For a boy, that would be embarrassing later on.
#14 Comment from deuxanges
Time: December 5, 2008, 12:31 pm
**Trying to find a bucket to puke in…**
It’s not that I’m anti-HK, I just can’t stand THAT much pink. Oh gawd…
#15 Comment from koolchicken
Time: December 5, 2008, 12:38 pm
I have to say while it is a little much I like it. Maybe if the boy babies got to haveblue Dear Daniel blankets it would break up the pink a little bit. And if the nurses had a choice of their favorite Sanrio caracter for their apron? Anything is better than the usual hospital decor. Nothing could make a natural process seem more like a scary medical “procedure” than a sterile and cold enviorment. With equaly sterile looking staff, at least they have some cheer.
#16 Comment from deidre
Time: December 5, 2008, 2:58 pm
i want to have my baby there
#17 Comment from Jaime
Time: December 5, 2008, 3:16 pm
just notified the fiance that we have to start working on having a baby. now to buy my ticket to taiwan!
but seriously, i think have HK around when i’m in immense pain and suffering would be kinda nice. she’d feel bad for me but she wouldn’t sit there and smile and pity me. she’d sit there and quietly observe and encourage.
soon she’ll be performing baptisms into the church of kittyology.
#18 Comment from cierra
Time: December 5, 2008, 5:11 pm
Umm… I thought this was an anti-HK site. Why does the majority of the commenters actually enjoy these pictures? It’s sickening! Seriously, WHY would you EVER want to put your child through this kind of torture? Ugh, this makes me want to puke…
#19 Comment from Kitty Pride
Time: December 5, 2008, 6:44 pm
I fell in love with all that’s HK years ago. Give it up people – HK should rule the world!! Fear for my children because boy or girl I will subject them to several pre-school years of HK clothes, toys and electronics.
I want to know where this hospital is?!
#20 Comment from Kimiko
Time: December 5, 2008, 6:53 pm
Dude, if you get a vasectomy, I’m pretty sure you’re wife will make you get it done THERE. I dunno about you, but I wouldn’t want to be put under surrounded by that damn cat
#21 Comment from Dawn
Time: December 6, 2008, 8:33 am
OH thats tragic. And cruel.
#22 Comment from Erica
Time: December 6, 2008, 12:37 pm
You can see the video tour of that hospital here…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1eRaJMdNmA
hope this lightens up your day, haha.
#23 Comment from negation
Time: December 6, 2008, 4:29 pm
Do not tempt fate or Sanrio by even considering a vasectomy, if you do, it will be a Hello Kitty Vasectomy.
#24 Comment from Kisa
Time: December 6, 2008, 7:16 pm
I wish the hospital would have been like that when I had my 4 kids! geez now i’m jealous!
that’s much better then where I had to give birth!
#25 Comment from Mi99
Time: December 7, 2008, 1:21 am
cute… um in a Nazi kinda way,lol
#26 Comment from momma leanne
Time: December 7, 2008, 2:17 am
it is not that big of a deal. i gave birth to my baby girl here… it is not how it use to be.
#27 Comment from Elle
Time: December 7, 2008, 11:51 am
LOL I hate to say this, but this was much nicer then the 70’s puke green and orange and yellow acid colors I gave birth in and I was stuck with Barney as the cartoon of choice there.
My poor son would hate it, but for a girl, I’m afraid I’d be totally okay with this (and I really want one of those aprons for ME).
#28 Comment from mhkitty06
Time: December 7, 2008, 4:47 pm
I have to agree with Both sides…
WAYYYYY too much pick, and Pepto pink at that…
It would be a cute place to deliver a girl…maybe…
#29 Comment from laila
Time: December 8, 2008, 3:19 am
What’s really freaking me out is the Hello Kitty incubator. Do they have a Hello Kitty neonatal ITU as well? What would that mean? Is even the special care unit done over in shades of baby pink? What about the ORs? Do the surgeons and NITU staff still wear the Hello Kitty scrubs? Would they put Hello Kitty on the ventilators? Would the bedside monitors have Hello Kitty surrounds? Is there such a thing as a Hello Kitty IV? Or Hello Kitty forceps? Are there Hello Kitty swabs and Hello Kitty surgical kits?
This rabbit hole has no bottom.
#30 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: December 8, 2008, 3:51 am
This is waay too pink! So pink I hardly even noticed the HK figures!
#31 Comment from Scott Covert
Time: December 8, 2008, 4:03 pm
So the babies imprint on HK as their species and think all of members of their new family have tiny heads.
Just think how the morgue in that place looks. I bet a tiny HK coffin could really take the sting out of S.I.D.S.
#32 Comment from kenzington
Time: December 8, 2008, 5:45 pm
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww……I STRONGLY DISLIKE PINK….like, big time……but, at least the little boy babies get BLUE hello kitty blankies…….the babies are adorable though………………..
#33 Comment from Susana
Time: December 8, 2008, 7:24 pm
I loved this, I wish that when I went through cancer and saw a million children wandering around in grey corridors I could have seen them smile in the company of some cheerful colours and this lovely scenario.
It’s so idiotic to assume these kids will get traumatized and do bad things I can’t even believe you’re actually saying this believing in it. I’m sure the vast majority of you would agree: Would you rather be born in a colourfull scenario or in a grey or half-dead green bed? duh, the first…
#34 Comment from charlotte
Time: December 8, 2008, 8:51 pm
soo cute lol
#35 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: December 9, 2008, 1:58 am
@ Susana, there are other “cheerful and inspired” colour schemes besides “Pepto-Bismol with pale pink detailing”.
#36 Comment from keely
Time: December 9, 2008, 5:17 am
its cool and all but really????? not sumthing i would ever do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#37 Comment from Bre Bre
Time: December 9, 2008, 6:09 am
THIS HOSPITAL ROCKS!!!!!!!! Even though Im not going to have a baby anytime in the near future, when i do, im going there!!!!!!!
#38 Comment from Jacqueline
Time: December 9, 2008, 11:51 am
OMG!! I dont want anymore children. But I would cerianly have one just to have it at this hospital!! I know some people think of it as Hello Kitty HELL But I would think that I had died and gone to HELLO KITTY HEAVEN!!! I love this hospital I want to work there!!
#39 Comment from Wulfie
Time: December 9, 2008, 7:56 pm
I bet this costs 5x’s more then a normal hospital. Yay it’s HK themed, so we gotta beef up costs. There’s no way in hell an intellegent insurance company is gunna pay for that. It’s excessive, it Is cute in smaller doses, but that much is Too much.
#40 Comment from Aguie
Time: December 9, 2008, 8:27 pm
poor, but cute, babehs….
‘course, if i were a newborn with a squiched head, and the trauma of already being up close and personal with my mom’s va jay jay, this wouldn’t really add much more trauma. it would be kind of soothing really.
#41 Comment from Amazed
Time: December 9, 2008, 11:17 pm
This has gotta be the fastest way to make sure any future children hate HK. If everytime I saw the evil feline it made me think of the most painful and sad events in my life it would make me avoid her presence at all times. It’s genius!
#42 Comment from hkisevil
Time: December 10, 2008, 2:40 am
This thing’s sending me to hell!
If i give birth in there, i would have son of the bitch as a child. I would be eaten up by that evil feline.
Don’t go in there
It might just kill you!
If your wife would be giving birth in there, tell her to go alone because you hate hell.
This is unbelievable than the hospital, imagine your kids becoming evil felines.
the truth is, i like HK but i hate the maternity ward and the hospital, because its just too scary.
#43 Comment from mhkitty06
Time: December 10, 2008, 8:22 am
@Scott Covert: ‘I bet a tiny HK coffin could really take the sting out of S.I.D.S.’
You are SICK! That’s just not right!
#44 Comment from Pink Kayte
Time: December 10, 2008, 3:39 pm
To be honest, hospitals are pretty horrible. With this, whether you hate or love HK, at least you have something to think about other than the painful reality of the situation. This would definitely cheer me up if i had to have an operation. Also, it would be really obvious if that hospital was dirty so hygiene would have to be meticulous, something which, unfortunately, can not be said for many hospitals. x
#45 Comment from FL Mom
Time: December 11, 2008, 12:08 pm
Very cute but too much pink!! A nice cream color, pale green, or some other neutral would have been fine for the background.
#46 Comment from Catherine
Time: December 12, 2008, 7:49 am
@Scott Covert
Lets stuff you in a tiny HK coffin.
#47 Comment from Sanae
Time: December 12, 2008, 7:54 pm
I am a nurse, and of course…. I WANNA WORK THERE!!!!
#48 Comment from Merissa
Time: December 12, 2008, 8:00 pm
I actually like this. So so cute!
#49 Comment from isabelle
Time: December 12, 2008, 10:53 pm
Wouldn’t they think Hello Kitty is they’re mommy? It’s the 1st thing they’ll see.
#50 Comment from Bianca
Time: December 13, 2008, 12:51 am
I read about this recently on my Yahoo news and my first thought was – I have got to have my baby there! O.K. I’m not preggers yet, but when the day comes I REALLY hope that some American hospitals have this option too, or else the hubby and me will have to save-up to head on over to Yuanlin, Taiwan, that’s where the hospital is.
#51 Comment from amarabeda
Time: December 13, 2008, 4:18 pm
this is absolutely amazing…and i’m sure it’s just the beginning. HK health care? HK-HMOs?
#52 Comment from aleysia
Time: December 15, 2008, 11:32 am
if u ask me…. hello Kitty hospital is the gayest thing i have ever seen and it would be pure hell to have mi babi let alone ani babi dere.
#53 Comment from angy
Time: December 18, 2008, 11:56 am
awww i wish i was born there those babies got it made
#54 Comment from Jeni
Time: December 20, 2008, 2:19 pm
OMG, sooo cute! i wanna be a baby now so they could give me those cute HK things!
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#56 Comment from Princess Mean Kitty
Time: December 23, 2008, 3:47 pm
I love HK !!! But, yes but, I could not have a kid there. Especialy if it where a boy. He would be scarred for life or just become a fruitcake lol!! ewwwww!
#57 Comment from bliss
Time: December 29, 2008, 10:30 am
Um, okay, I keep reading hoping that at some point you’ll say all these Hello Kitty… things are just a joke.
But I now think it’s all REAL.
OMG!
Has the world always been so obsessed with Hello Kitty and I haven’t known?
If it wasn’t so scary, it would be hilarious.
I am very afraid.
#58 Comment from paul
Time: January 9, 2009, 11:39 pm
that darkhaired baby, looks good…for eathing!!! mu ha har
#59 Comment from sanriobaby
Time: January 10, 2009, 9:07 pm
This is the perfect way for a die hard HK fan to give birth! They should totally have one here in the US!
#60 Comment from Bambi
Time: February 10, 2009, 8:21 am
WOW! I was just commenting that if surgery is needed, I want a Hello Kitty doctor.
Should have known there would be a Hello Kitty Hospital somewhere in Hello Kitty Hell.
This is adorable and it looks very clean and well organized.
#61 Comment from amy
Time: March 7, 2009, 10:31 am
my jaw is still dropped!
#62 Comment from STACInotSCENE
Time: March 11, 2009, 5:57 am
I feel so bad for those babies=(
#63 Comment from lis
Time: August 3, 2009, 6:43 pm
Wait if it was a girl babie itd be fine boy umm that would kina be embreising. Ahh i rember the frist time i wacthed hk, it scared me alot so i ……..cant rember that part!
#64 Comment from Melissa
Time: September 10, 2009, 9:54 pm
I agree with stephanie – the worst part to me is the pink…waaaay too much pink. I think it would be cuter if they did it cream. OR maybe instead of ALL HK they could use HK stuff on the girl babies and Kerropi (Sanrio’s version of a weird eye’s frog) on the boy babies. I love HK but this is a little excessive.
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#67 Comment from Not much of a HK fan
Time: September 24, 2009, 3:46 pm
Let’s try Dear Daniel on the boys! WHO”S WITH ME???z!!
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#69 Comment from diva
Time: October 26, 2009, 1:55 pm
I WANNA BE A BABY!!
#70 Comment from rachel
Time: November 1, 2009, 5:35 pm
ok, hello kitty land, now we have hk hospitals, what next hello kitty funeral homes with caskets. if any one knows where i can get one let me know. lol, BUT SERIOUS………
#71 Comment from jo
Time: November 14, 2009, 6:38 pm
Dude..ur such a hater..i know pink can be a color u don’t want to see repeatedly..if ur so over it..? Why do this? Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. But if this makes you sick..then stop making this research..or u just like to talk shit on HK? LOL
-Well whatever it is…
It seems like your the only one here who doesnt like her..
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