Hello Kitty S&M Flogger
Some things you just can’t make up. The Hello Kitty vibrator shoulder massager is a perfect example. The Hello Kitty love hotel bondage room is another. I have no doubt that the Hello Kitty S&M pink leather flogger also belongs on this list:
Not only is the entire concept of a Hello Kitty flogger being made seriously wrong, I will now have terrifying nightmares of how my wife will use it if she ever gets her hands on one. Photos like this and this instantly come to mind. With horrifying thoughts of my wife waking me up with Hello Kitty head on and a pink leather flogger in hand now stuck in my brain, I guess I can pretty much give up on getting any sleep for the next few months — just one more way for the evil feline to add to my Hello Kitty Hell…
Left by Nicole in the comments (via vikingsal) who should have this device used on her until she bleeds Hello Kitties as punishment for ever thinking that revealing the existence of this could be a good idea…
Posted: August 17th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 26
Comments
Comment from Jay.
Time: August 17, 2009, 12:53 am
WOAH. THAT’S JUST TOO MUCH.
Hello Kitty should not be, in any way, shape or form involved with sex. It’s meant to be cute. Making it sexy just makes it barf worthy.
Comment from Spica
Time: August 17, 2009, 3:37 am
I wonder if its an official item or painted on.
Comment from Dan
Time: August 17, 2009, 6:00 am
Darlene, are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Comment from yet another anonymous
Time: August 17, 2009, 7:25 am
I wonder why all goods HK fanatics are producing are painted in Pepto-Bismol color. Did Sanrio establish such association?
Any thought?
Comment from Fanboy Wife
Time: August 17, 2009, 7:29 am
Perhaps it is for Hello Kitty monks who like self-flagellation.
Comment from Anna
Time: August 17, 2009, 8:48 am
it doesn’t look like an official HK product.. it seems as if it were painted on.
Comment from darlene (okay not really)
Time: August 17, 2009, 9:41 am
What kind of warped, twisted freak are you? Hello Kitty only wants to share her innocence and love with everyone and if Hello Kitty chooses to do this by whipping people bloody who are we to say no?
Comment from acton
Time: August 17, 2009, 10:22 am
First of all follow the links back to the vikingsal’s live journal. He crafted this item. The bad news is the guy had planned on more Hello Kitty bondage products, the good news is the post were made in 2005 and appears the person moved on.
Mr HKH this product should bring fear to you for your bad karma by attacking the cute one. I do nothing in your direction but curse you: That your wife takes you to the Hello Kitty bondage room in a hello kitty gimp suit and flog you to submission for binging this monstrosity up. 
Comment from Kitty
Time: August 17, 2009, 10:24 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Oh god this made me laugh so much. Says it all about HK really doesn’t it? She’s a BDSM B***H!
Comment from darlene
Time: August 17, 2009, 11:06 am
You just don’t get it, do you? EVERYONE loves Hello Kitty. Even those that may have what you perceive as strange habits still love Hello Kitty and they want her to be a part of them. She brings happiness to all and she doesn’t discriminate when she gives it. It’s because you are selfish and mean spirited that you can’t see this and why you can never understand Hello Kitty.
You have a responsibility to make your wife happy and if this makes her happy, then you should play along. Most men would love to have their wife come to bed holding this in their hands.
Comment from leslie
Time: August 17, 2009, 12:18 pm
darlene shut up.i would think hello kitty and kinky bondage sex would NOT be a natural mix. its a KIDS character, a girl one at that. this is just wrong
Comment from Kitten
Time: August 17, 2009, 1:09 pm
Darlene, It’s an ANTI- HK blog smart one…
Comment from Kisa
Time: August 17, 2009, 5:06 pm
Hmm, I’m not so sure I’d love to bring that to bed, nor would anyone really like me to bring that to bed with me.
I’d prefer black leather… minus cartoon kitties thanks.
Comment from pandboo
Time: August 17, 2009, 5:17 pm
umm just tell the kids its a fancy baton and call it a day!
Comment from Gail
Time: August 18, 2009, 6:01 am
THIS IS HILARIOUS!
Comment from Harold Clark
Time: August 18, 2009, 11:54 am
This is HILARIOUS, as for the comment- Most men would love to have their wife come to bed holding this in their hands. – NOT exactly true, many men would respond by inserting the object up the offending wife’s backside in the hope that she would “Get the message” that although a pony tail is always welcome in the bedroom, Hello Kitty is NOT!!!!
Comment from marie
Time: August 18, 2009, 12:35 pm
darlene and dan…i think i know exactly what you are thinking…
Comment from Kitten
Time: August 18, 2009, 2:17 pm
um, for kids, they could use it as one of those bicycle handles?
Comment from Liz
Time: August 18, 2009, 8:28 pm
This is rather disturbing, but not the worst out there, methinks…
Comment from danigirl
Time: August 20, 2009, 1:21 am
i would comment but I broke my thumb
and this is too much. HEIL KITTY
Comment from suzanne
Time: August 21, 2009, 3:57 am
darlene, i find it really funny that you reply to things like hk sex toys and lingerie saying “most men would love…”, as if you really think anyone on this site believes you’ve actually had sex with a man, let alone dated one. and since you obviously haven’t, you can’t say what most men would like, can you? i have a few male friends who like hello kitty, and guess what? THEY’RE ALL GAY, most of them quite flamboyantly so (though not all my gay male friends are flamboyant or hello kitty fans, but that’s irrelevant). so i expect they would be DISGUSTED if a woman were to walk into their bedrooms in hello kitty garb and holding a hello kitty flogger. and a good number of my female friends who love hello kitty are very proud to be lesbians. and not porno lesbians, but actual lesbians. i can’t help but assume that most straight guys would not be turned on by the sight of one of them approaching and holding a hello kitty flogger.
Comment from Trey
Time: August 24, 2009, 12:00 pm
Hmmmmmmmm……..I dunno what to say about this one other than whip that hiney baby!
Comment from Kimiko
Time: August 29, 2009, 11:02 pm
…I’m in utter disbelief that such a thing is in existence… and yet I find it so hilarious that darlene somehow thinks it’s righteous to attempt defend such an abomination.
Comment from Meryat
Time: September 1, 2009, 9:39 am
darlene… you’re a treasure. I haven’t laughed so hard in days. Thank you.
Comment from Nobody
Time: September 1, 2009, 3:59 pm
O-o
Hello Kitty sexual sadism WTF?!?!?!
Comment from Audrie
Time: October 19, 2009, 7:09 pm
Haha I am actually apart of the kink thing btw. I have always loved Hello Kitty and I love all the vintage stuff. Actually I think this might go well with my image. Although to be honest a Hello Kitty house is far more scarier to me than a flogger. Floggers don’t really hurt..and it depends on how you use it. As for a Hello Kitty paddle…..no way!! Of course I would use it on some sissy slave perhaps..but..I hate wooden paddles:(…..I was reminded today:(
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