Hello Kitty S&M Flogger


Some things you just can’t make up. The Hello Kitty vibrator shoulder massager is a perfect example. The Hello Kitty love hotel bondage room is another. I have no doubt that the Hello Kitty S&M pink leather flogger also belongs on this list:

Hello Kitty S&M flogger

Hello Kitty S&M

Not only is the entire concept of a Hello Kitty flogger being made seriously wrong, I will now have terrifying nightmares of how my wife will use it if she ever gets her hands on one. Photos like this and this instantly come to mind. With horrifying thoughts of my wife waking me up with Hello Kitty head on and a pink leather flogger in hand now stuck in my brain, I guess I can pretty much give up on getting any sleep for the next few months — just one more way for the evil feline to add to my Hello Kitty Hell…

Left by Nicole in the comments (via vikingsal) who should have this device used on her until she bleeds Hello Kitties as punishment for ever thinking that revealing the existence of this could be a good idea…

Update: Was there ever really any doubt that more than one of these would be created?

Sent in by Kryistina (via Sensuous Bliss)

hello kitty floggers

Left in comments by kittykitty

Hello Kitty leather flogger

Sent in by sekline

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39 Responses to Hello Kitty S&M Flogger

  1. Jay. says:

    WOAH. THAT’S JUST TOO MUCH.

    Hello Kitty should not be, in any way, shape or form involved with sex. It’s meant to be cute. Making it sexy just makes it barf worthy.

  2. Spica says:

    I wonder if its an official item or painted on.

  3. Dan says:

    Darlene, are you thinking what I’m thinking?

  4. yet another anonymous says:

    I wonder why all goods HK fanatics are producing are painted in Pepto-Bismol color. Did Sanrio establish such association?
    Any thought?

  5. Fanboy Wife says:

    Perhaps it is for Hello Kitty monks who like self-flagellation.

  6. Anna says:

    it doesn’t look like an official HK product.. it seems as if it were painted on.

  7. darlene (okay not really) says:

    What kind of warped, twisted freak are you? Hello Kitty only wants to share her innocence and love with everyone and if Hello Kitty chooses to do this by whipping people bloody who are we to say no?

  8. acton says:

    First of all follow the links back to the vikingsal’s live journal. He crafted this item. The bad news is the guy had planned on more Hello Kitty bondage products, the good news is the post were made in 2005 and appears the person moved on.

    Mr HKH this product should bring fear to you for your bad karma by attacking the cute one. I do nothing in your direction but curse you: That your wife takes you to the Hello Kitty bondage room in a hello kitty gimp suit and flog you to submission for binging this monstrosity up. ;)

  9. Kitty says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    Oh god this made me laugh so much. Says it all about HK really doesn’t it? She’s a BDSM B***H!

  10. darlene says:

    You just don’t get it, do you? EVERYONE loves Hello Kitty. Even those that may have what you perceive as strange habits still love Hello Kitty and they want her to be a part of them. She brings happiness to all and she doesn’t discriminate when she gives it. It’s because you are selfish and mean spirited that you can’t see this and why you can never understand Hello Kitty.

    You have a responsibility to make your wife happy and if this makes her happy, then you should play along. Most men would love to have their wife come to bed holding this in their hands.

  11. leslie says:

    darlene shut up.i would think hello kitty and kinky bondage sex would NOT be a natural mix. its a KIDS character, a girl one at that. this is just wrong

  12. Kitten says:

    Darlene, It’s an ANTI- HK blog smart one…

  13. Kisa says:

    Hmm, I’m not so sure I’d love to bring that to bed, nor would anyone really like me to bring that to bed with me.
    I’d prefer black leather… minus cartoon kitties thanks.

  14. pandboo says:

    umm just tell the kids its a fancy baton and call it a day!

  15. Gail says:

    THIS IS HILARIOUS!

  16. Harold Clark says:

    This is HILARIOUS, as for the comment- Most men would love to have their wife come to bed holding this in their hands. – NOT exactly true, many men would respond by inserting the object up the offending wife’s backside in the hope that she would “Get the message” that although a pony tail is always welcome in the bedroom, Hello Kitty is NOT!!!!

  17. marie says:

    darlene and dan…i think i know exactly what you are thinking…

  18. Kitten says:

    um, for kids, they could use it as one of those bicycle handles?

  19. Liz says:

    This is rather disturbing, but not the worst out there, methinks…

  20. danigirl says:

    i would comment but I broke my thumb
    and this is too much. HEIL KITTY

  21. suzanne says:

    darlene, i find it really funny that you reply to things like hk sex toys and lingerie saying “most men would love…”, as if you really think anyone on this site believes you’ve actually had sex with a man, let alone dated one. and since you obviously haven’t, you can’t say what most men would like, can you? i have a few male friends who like hello kitty, and guess what? THEY’RE ALL GAY, most of them quite flamboyantly so (though not all my gay male friends are flamboyant or hello kitty fans, but that’s irrelevant). so i expect they would be DISGUSTED if a woman were to walk into their bedrooms in hello kitty garb and holding a hello kitty flogger. and a good number of my female friends who love hello kitty are very proud to be lesbians. and not porno lesbians, but actual lesbians. i can’t help but assume that most straight guys would not be turned on by the sight of one of them approaching and holding a hello kitty flogger.

  22. Trey says:

    Hmmmmmmmm……..I dunno what to say about this one other than whip that hiney baby!

  23. Kimiko says:

    …I’m in utter disbelief that such a thing is in existence… and yet I find it so hilarious that darlene somehow thinks it’s righteous to attempt defend such an abomination.

  24. Meryat says:

    darlene… you’re a treasure. I haven’t laughed so hard in days. Thank you.

  25. Nobody says:

    O-o

    Hello Kitty sexual sadism WTF?!?!?!

  26. Audrie says:

    Haha I am actually apart of the kink thing btw. I have always loved Hello Kitty and I love all the vintage stuff. Actually I think this might go well with my image. Although to be honest a Hello Kitty house is far more scarier to me than a flogger. Floggers don’t really hurt..and it depends on how you use it. As for a Hello Kitty paddle…..no way!! Of course I would use it on some sissy slave perhaps..but..I hate wooden paddles:(…..I was reminded today:(

  27. Mandy9r says:

    S&M is great, but S&M and Hello Kitty is just disturbing! Now I’m having nightmares too.

  28. omg1 says:

    If anyone is holding this as a surprise you probably wouldnt be able to see the hello kitty face anyway, it seems to me that they have just attempted to stick the face on it to sell, again money leads the way, who’d have thought?!?!

    It is not so much as hello kitty hell as how could it be hello kitty’s fault, just exploitation of the character for materialistic and financial purposes… even hello kitty gets exploited in todays world…

    well if it was real hello kitty then the design would have loads of faces like the curtains…. i guess it was made for the opposition to this site, the hello kitty fetish lovers… which i doubt there is many of as the majority of hello kitty fans are children and although this is just the result of a typical world we live in it would be daft to blame it on the non existant, fake character herself, next there would be a spongebob one, as thats pretty much the same, but i guess he is not as important in the obsession and doesnt make it onto the site, maybe if he dresses up as miss kitty on an item it will be accepted…. but not to slate spongey oh no, just miss kitty herself.

  29. what do you care?! says:

    this discussion is stupid. besides the fact that this “item” is disturbing and insulting to the childs cartoon and also that this lady darlene is not a fan – but a psyco fanatic ( yes there is a difference because fans do not worship characters! ) you people have the time and nerve to hate on hk, which is not a obligation to love and/or like and if you dont then oh well, just dont be putting others down and insulting them because they do enjoy the japanese bobtail kitten character.

  30. Melissa says:

    I think I speak for everyone when I say DO NOT WANT!

  31. Kat Sinclaire says:

    Not me, I DO WANT! :)
    Cute!

  32. peter says:

    A Hello Kitty Bondage Love Hotel room is bad enough, but a pink HK flogger?!?!?!? Now i know what is going to happen to me when i die: i will end up as a fly in the HK room until the hotel is torn down. AAAAHHHH!!!

  33. m says:

    i want a hello kitty flogger!

    • A. nony mouse says:

      pretty soon a flogger co. I know of will be releasing a licensed HK flogger.. :D Ive seen a sneak peek, its adorable!

  34. Sophia St. James says:

    I need this!

  35. A. nony mouse says:

    and more are coming… a well known “sex toys” company has an agreement with Sanrio and will be producing a licensed hello kitty flogger, lol.

  36. kittykitty says:

    yes, A. nony, I just commented about that too… they are fantastic but its crazy! ;-) pic I saw: http://twitpic.com/9c39s4

  37. osiris says:

    i love hello kitty this does not look cute it looks cheap and i have alot of patches and the wip it seems like those are patches they should come up with something cute and kinky

  38. Suz deMello says:

    I seriously want a set of Hello Kitty floggers!

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